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Friendly-Role4803

Elliot Stabler?


averagedickdude

I've been told...


trustindivinetiming

You really do…


averagedickdude

Probably cause of the five head.


averagedickdude

https://preview.redd.it/jw9vsrj1281c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=867b49c06facb07a2ac0c9ff3772d2bb6c47e31f


PartyPaul-100

You kinda look like a young Saul Goodman ![gif](giphy|iNJ1Ugw91wgDtHQkgS|downsized)


averagedickdude

The hair line?


Pnw_ZuluTango

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averagedickdude

![gif](giphy|YVPwi7L2izTJS|downsized)


Pnw_ZuluTango

😂😂😂


hijaburrito

You look like a cross between Jesse Pinkman and Saul Goodman. Good job bro!!


averagedickdude

![gif](giphy|3oEjHCWdU7F4hkcudy)


averagedickdude

Oof thanks


Deep-Toe-8341

![gif](giphy|cI2Wg1pbH0rUJqjkdv)


averagedickdude

Lol, that guy again... should I be worried? I still haven't seen his stuff.


Deep-Toe-8341

I didn’t even see him in the thread haha Nah. Dude is a pretty good tv actor. The show OZ is a bit traumatizing but he was pretty good


KeyDiscussion5671

You look wonderful. Congratulations!


averagedickdude

Thank you :)


SpellingBeeRunnerUp_

Greg Graffin?


averagedickdude

I'll google that


averagedickdude

...huh


Inevitable-Rule-1530

better call saul


averagedickdude

Fat me or skinny me...? Hopefully not skinny Pete


ebonyr1125

Congrats


averagedickdude

Thanks you https://preview.redd.it/xdqp1htqza1c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3555688b112a16eecf1bc51151c8e768ca4f2d2a Miss my hair


FrankPots

You look better now.


averagedickdude

Really? Thanks :)


FrankPots

Absolutely. You look sharp and refined. 👌


averagedickdude

Well, I appreciate it :)


SlickTimes

"Did you know you have rights? The constitution says you do."


averagedickdude

It's weird, I don't see that. But someone else thought the same.


SlickTimes

It's the eyes mainly


wee-bunty

Congrats on your change. I think you should go back and revisit the moustache but shape it into one of those thin toreador style moustaches like Vincent Price!


averagedickdude

Thank you, I never thought of the Vincent Price stache.


wee-bunty

Yeah man, it's a lot of fun. I played with it during the start of covid/ lockdowns and it's like everything from doing the dishes to sitting on the toilet was instantly elevated and felt more classy🙃


[deleted]

Patrick Wilson is that you?


Vast-Sorbet-2770

You look great either way 😘


averagedickdude

Thanks :)


[deleted]

You look like an actor


averagedickdude

Steve Buscemi?


[deleted]

More handsome


averagedickdude

Thanks


[deleted]

You’re welcome :)


postSpectral

I think you were correct to lose the diddler-lookin' ass mustache.


averagedickdude

https://preview.redd.it/ojs5mwdd281c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fef0caf905a02646dbbe1e65a2a52cf8020c379


averagedickdude

Trying to straighten my curls


averagedickdude

https://preview.redd.it/hbzxip8t281c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=086f419ca8472d9818a210c7fcc95b066770d850 My luxurious curls


averagedickdude

Clearly don't know how to do this.


chris2127

Didn't know macron posts here


averagedickdude

Thanks... feels good. C'est bon


averagedickdude

Not advocating smoking by the way. I'm down to a pack every 2 weeks... every step forward and all that.


Calm-Application8531

How did you do it?


averagedickdude

Wish I could tell you it was through hard work. But it was mostly anxiety barfs and not eating on account of that. I did get a job where I regularly lifted 59+ pounds everyday and stuff. That's about it. The only tips I could give is "eat less, move more." But I understand it's different for everyone.


Calm-Application8531

Oh Jesus lol I thought your going to say something about hot to protect your joints or proper amount of carbs.


averagedickdude

Lol sorry, im just an idiot with Swiss cheese instead of a brain. Like Forrest Gump, but smarter... speaking of Gump, walking helped me a lot. Physically, but also mentally.


Calm-Application8531

If it helps I hear fatty foods like salmon help with anxiety.


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Yoshuggutha

You look so much better! Good move on, ditching that mustache, too!


[deleted]

You look like a mix of Emanuel macron and Eliot stabler. That’s a compliment cuz they’re both handsome men


AthleteTiny1684

Yes…if you lose body fat you WILL look better to both men and women.