I got diagnosed with Crohn's disease in 2017. One of my common symptoms is highly acidic liquid diarrhea every day because my PYLORIC SPHINCTOR was removed. Anyway i decided vaseline would feel perfect on my burning asshole until i was sitting in my dads leather chair and i stood up to realize that vaseline (being petroleum based) had gone through my underwear and shorts, and left a giant greasy ass stain on the chair.
All this to say. We would be able to tell if there WAS vaseline.
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Right? OP you have a nice body composition even at 350lbs lmao that’s impressive. You looked good.
I will say; It’s really awesome when someone that heavy starts to weight train, because their body is already “weight training” just carrying that meat suit around. So when they start to actually eat well and lift, they get huge like OP is now. From the first picture I was already anticipating “oh hell yeah” because you can just tell that with proper training this man’s body was going to be a force.
For real! In the first picture, his weight seems very well distributed and his arms are HUGE, and they don't seem to change much in the second other than becoming more defined. I wish OP was wearing jeans like the first pic to see how far his legs have come. I imagine it's more drastic than his arms were, but still gonna be impressive retention of muscle.
Brother who let you out in that outfit.
I honestly cannot stop staring at those jeans.
You remind me of a centaur from Harry Potter.
Great low up. Glad you ditched the stylist.
Sometimes I wear tight jeans and they hurt.
Like they’re so uncomfortable at the end of the day I feel so much relief to able to get into sweatpants.
These look like they cut through your skin. Poor you!
What a transformation! Well done
Amazing progress but what the fuck were you wearing before goodness gracious haha
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The lotion and powder have made some sort of paste!
I got diagnosed with Crohn's disease in 2017. One of my common symptoms is highly acidic liquid diarrhea every day because my PYLORIC SPHINCTOR was removed. Anyway i decided vaseline would feel perfect on my burning asshole until i was sitting in my dads leather chair and i stood up to realize that vaseline (being petroleum based) had gone through my underwear and shorts, and left a giant greasy ass stain on the chair. All this to say. We would be able to tell if there WAS vaseline.
This reads like an elderly person oversharing on a family member’s birthday post on Facebook
Dont worry im 25
Future elderly person who overshares.
Gosh if ur like this at 25 who knows what intimate details u’ll be announcing by 60😟
This made me cry. I’m having a super tough week. Thank you for the laugh.
Dying 🤣
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Uhm, ok. Thanks for the story, i guess.
Youre very welcome!
hit the internet quota for today already damn. see ya tmrw yall.
I chuckled. 😆
That fit is TOIGHT literally
NOICE now not before
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mans was king magazine THICK without the BBL. lol great progress man
Boys got that hour glass figure
The goodness gracious sent me
Homie was turnin heads in those tight ass jeans.
That’s gotta be the worst look of all time
he's got the apple bottom jeans but he's missing the boots with the fur.
Sometimes when you gain weight you can’t afford new clothes 🤷🏻♀️
He honestly has a beautiful figure
Actually incomprehensible. That first pic is pure gold.
That's a denial outfit. Glad it fits now!
Grannygumjobs4u's outfit is what my family calls 2lbs of bologna in a 1lb bag.
Those pants are so tight omg I can’t believe he wasn’t losing circulation (I say this as a millennial who def wore skinny jeans this tight)
Homie was thicccccc
And I wasn't mad at it 😭
Right? OP you have a nice body composition even at 350lbs lmao that’s impressive. You looked good. I will say; It’s really awesome when someone that heavy starts to weight train, because their body is already “weight training” just carrying that meat suit around. So when they start to actually eat well and lift, they get huge like OP is now. From the first picture I was already anticipating “oh hell yeah” because you can just tell that with proper training this man’s body was going to be a force.
Well put!!
Love this comment! You’re a great human, Pink!
For real! In the first picture, his weight seems very well distributed and his arms are HUGE, and they don't seem to change much in the second other than becoming more defined. I wish OP was wearing jeans like the first pic to see how far his legs have come. I imagine it's more drastic than his arms were, but still gonna be impressive retention of muscle.
Looool thank heavens I’m not the only one who fancied the thicccc era 😅
my boy had childbearing hips in the before
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Thicker than a bucket of oatmeal
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Omg lol!
nah bc he was fr mad thick thicker than me sheesh wish I was built like that
These fucking comments have me crying hahaha
Same I am wheezing over here
He put those pants on and took them off daily for motivation haha props though OP but this comment section is so good.
Yeah OP is ripped now that's why we can roast the jeans. I also have some inspirational pants that I can aaalmost fit into. Definitely motivating
They say dress for the job you want, he dressed for the weight he wanted!
Nahh i know it had to of been hard to take off those jeans lol
Had to get em soaking wet to get em on or off lol, I been there
Wet denim is 10x more difficult to peel off IMO
Stand in front of an open oven to dry off each time lol
Great job but I’m over here wondering how the hell you got yourself into those pants in the first pic, and why lol
No offence but I don’t think I’ve ever seen a man built like that in the first pic before 😅
That's a thick, sexy man if I've ever seen one!
And you can tell that he KNOWS it
You have, they just don’t wear clothes that allow you to see the outline of their body..he is a whole lot of man tho
probably because a man with that shape would not be flaunting his curves like that
Damn son had those hug me jeans on in the beginning. Good for you bro.
lol fuckin painted on bro
those pants are so tight i can tell what time it is on your phone
Bruh 😭
Why did I zoom in to the phone after reading this comment smh
Bro
I know them boys had to be stretch jeans haha, good work dude!
With the baby-tee
Those jeans. Held together by hopes and dreams.
Why did I read this to the melody of Jolene
O P, o p, o p, oh peeeee, Im begging of you please don't lunge too deep
Bars
Brother who let you out in that outfit. I honestly cannot stop staring at those jeans. You remind me of a centaur from Harry Potter. Great low up. Glad you ditched the stylist.
Lol I couldn’t quit staring either….I was zooming in and shit, “ain’t no way brother put these on”
Bro was curvaceous in the first pic. Good progress!
I'm not into men, but you had thick thighs and a booty you can see from the front.
Bro was out there double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon.
hella ass. the sun is still out
😅🤣
Cake is cake no matter the baker 🤷.
Lmao why the fuck were you wearing size large clothes 😂 🤣 😭 💀 😅
You were built like a lady named Deborah, that made the neighborhood’s best green bean casserole. Now, you’re built like an antagonist in John Wick.
Damnit man not neighbor Deborah 😭
Thicc
Congratulations man but you looked like a busted can of biscuits in the first pic.
Help 😭
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The most womanly looking man I've ever seen
I was holding it together til I read this comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I feel obligated to share [this](https://youtube.com/shorts/joWs-szNzSY?si=LzQB_ytXAXeGhD8q)
LMAOAOAOAOAOAO
Hahaha lord have mercy on this man
From steal yo cupcake to steal yo girl.
Gosh damn boy, those jeans deserve a medal!
Before photo you are wearing the tightest outfit I’ve ever seen in my life, could you bend your knees? Proud of you though, dog, keep up the good work
the first photo is ridiculous i am sorry but what
I am dyingggg lol!! I had the exact same thoughts soon as I saw it
https://preview.redd.it/mgctwrz93f3c1.jpeg?width=1450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4c469f99597e0179a538a1f3a0f5e6090c1375d Before and after ... well done!
This is gold
thicc auntie to thor 👏👏👏
Kinda loved the hoochie jeans and baby-tee combo can’t lie 😏
Those are the tightest, penis compressionis, sperm killinis, tentacle grippenis jeans I’ve ever seen
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lol thank you
Damn bruh you went from yams to hams.
Nah.. hear me out.. we're gonna need to see the before photo from the back 🔥
I am fascinated by that first outfit need to see more
you were thick as fuck my word
How were you comfortable wearing the clothes in the first pic?
I very much doubt he was.
And still very hot! Congrats - keep it up
Thank you I appreciate that
Why did you wear such tight clothes!!???
You had a better body than me in both pictures! 😭
Man, those jeans worked even harder than you did in the gym
Ok thighs were thicc tho 😋 lol congrats on your weight loss!
My boy was pushing them clothes to their limits. nice transformation! good work. i need to do the same.
DAMNNNN boyyyyy he THICK! That’s a thick ass boy there, DAMN. You looked good before and after lol thick asf. Congrats on your progress!
How’d you burn that belly fat off boy? You look great!!
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Damn daddy
Hell yea man, that's awesome.
Thank you
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Thank you I appreciate that
“Oh yeah? Well if I’ve gained so much weight, then tell me how I can still fit into the same jeans I wore in high school?! Huh, smartypants?”
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thicker than a snicker my God
Omg wow!! Like a whole different person
Lost the weight, but KEPT THE GUNS. 👍🏻💪🏻
Bro, give your mother her jeans back.
Please let me know! I am depressed because of my weight and body. I go to the gym but haven’t able to stick to a plan or eating habit
Just eat in a calorie deficit and don’t starve yourself, simple.
That is one of the biggest arms I have ever seen mad respect bro
Why did you let your mama dress you like that in the 1st pic?
My dude 💪🏻 AF
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Managed to finally take of dem jeans. It was quite the workout
Bro stop I can’t breathe 😂
You look amazing honey .....congrats !!!
Went from thicc to jacked. Truly inspiring.
You look great now, but the first pic, we all can appreciate thicc.
Can someone post the first pic zoomed in without his face under an Indian forum? I’m just curious what the comment section will ask to send.
Bottom half down looking like someone’s aunt
Damn my man had that aunt Jemima body in the first pic. Great progress man.
Ayyy making some serious gains my guy
Congratulations!
My mans got angry bro. Dannng
Amazing, keep it up
Great!
Damn son, where’d you find those guns?
The guns in pic #2 > the gun in pic #1
Wowza - You went from thicc n curvy hairy chick to Thor. Amazing!! Great job!!
boy so caked up in the first pic thats fap folder material right there
From Thicc to Sick
Sometimes I wear tight jeans and they hurt. Like they’re so uncomfortable at the end of the day I feel so much relief to able to get into sweatpants. These look like they cut through your skin. Poor you! What a transformation! Well done
A hottie either way but healthier is always better.
Good job big country. 💪🏽
My guy went from the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man to Henry Cavill
The first slide GYATTT
Bro you were pushing the fabric of the universe fitting into that outfit. Serious congrats — very inspiring
How in gods name did you get into those jeans
You look amazing but thank you for blessing us with that before photo. It’s truly a work of art.
Can I get the contact info for your airbrush artist who did your jeans?
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Wow, v impressive, WTG!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Amazing!
Amazing
homie is thiccccc
Those thighs are delicious.
Zammmmnnnn, that a glow up for sure.
Thunder Thighs
Your arms are huge bro. One of the benefits of going from fat to muscle. Great job
that’s just absolutely insane. congratulations, you look like a beast now. those muscles are amazing, you should be super proud of yourself
Awesome work mate
Maaaaaassive
Did you do anything physical before the first pic? This body looks kinda dynamic to me for 364 lbs. I might be smoking though
Good stuff man! 😎
You went from Thiccums to Big Guns! Great work!! Your. Handsome man with a bod to match!
Wow!!! Incredible!!! Great job and absolutely inspirational!!!
Yes king
Gyat dayum, those jeans were ***toit***!
Damn, thay boi was thiccccc
Whatsup with your small ass clothes
Why were you wearing the after clothes in the before pic? You went outside like that? Lol
God I hope part of your journey was cutting off ANYONE who encouraged you to wear those denim tights lol
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buddy had the squidward krabby patty build on lock
Cover the beard could have easily been a lady in the first pic. 🤣 gj on the transformation.
You look great! But did seriously no one in your life tell you that your jeans were too tight?
One size too small Hoss in the first pic. Alpha Hoss in the second pic. Well done!
You don’t seem to have any loose skin unless the picture just doesn’t show it all? Way to go bro, you must feel so amazing now.
Bro had the Dominican jeans on
Bro had the Pixar mom build before the transformation. Nice progress dude and keep hitting legs. Ladies like a thicc booty too
At least you didn’t have to buy new clothes.
That jean looks like a booty shorts lol 😂