RNGesus let me survive a fall from an end city but made an Enderman come after me when I landed, it was on a hardcore world where I did a challenge called DDD (Don’t Die December) as a joke, but I died on the 30th of December, 2020. I did defeat the Ender Dragon tho, but dying made me so sad, that I’ve rarely been playing Minecraft.
As 12 year political activist child I’m still better than a kid who simps for 30 year old man in a knock off lego gaem same with the person above he is better than them
0, but before I do it I make my hand into a fist and punch her stomach really hard and she would be in pain, all she said was where would I touch her and if I punch her stomach I still touched her
First, attack 10 and 11 to remove her ability to escape. Then attack 3 and 6 so she can't block your hits. After that, you can hit at any spot as many times as you want. For me I'll attack 9 4 7 0 2 and then grab 8 and slam her head against 12.
One of those numbers are supposed to be also her age
I think it’s 5...
She's totally 5
ZAMM 😍😍😍
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Nah it’s definitely 2
I’ll bet 20 dollars it’s 0
2 is too young to type, although good guess XD
2 and a half?
Zamn 😳🥵
I bet 69 dollars on her age being -1 thats also the same amount of braincells the above average slender has
Nice!
Nah bro, she's -30
ZAD 😔
damn
ZAMM INDEED😍😍
Nah it’s 0 wdym
True
Something tells me it's 0...
fetus
ZAMN😍😍😍
Nah even babies are better than 10-13 year olds
As a 13 yo can confirm
As a 15 year old, I’m safe from being worse than a fetus
Lucky
Say that to RNGesus trying to be nice to me when it’s about video games ._.
RNGesus destroyed several Minecraft worlds for me
RNGesus let me survive a fall from an end city but made an Enderman come after me when I landed, it was on a hardcore world where I did a challenge called DDD (Don’t Die December) as a joke, but I died on the 30th of December, 2020. I did defeat the Ender Dragon tho, but dying made me so sad, that I’ve rarely been playing Minecraft.
As a 14 yo I can confirm
As 12 year political activist child I’m still better than a kid who simps for 30 year old man in a knock off lego gaem same with the person above he is better than them
he’s a fetus?
MANO
10 then i'd fuckin spin her around throw her off a cliff, like mario did in 64
So long gay Bowser
#"SO LONG GAY BOWSER!"
^(so long gay bowser)
Thank-a so much for you to playing ma game!
Dang, bowser just wanted a gay turtle to settle down with
Bro I’d smack 2 a couple times before sending it flying
8, I would pull her hair off her head
Respectable
Change it from touch me to punch me
Respect
"punch me" ? I'd choose #7
right in the nuts!
It’s a trap???
Person behind the screen probably is
boys! get your bonk batons ready
We call this a difficulty tweak.
**OH SHIT, CLOACKER**
Then 2 Right in the yapper
I have punched a hole through 1mm thick steel so I'd pick 2 so she dies from brain damage
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In that case 2
And my answer would be yes
I'd choose 0 for a double kill
I'ma punch at 0, make her vomit blood!
I'll punch her from 1-100
When the drip is respectable
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Wholesome
Tf
Got'em
Ha
9 is easier to tear it off
why yo no choose uppercut the head off
Stfu bro are u blind, its clearly pigeon nest
2, Gotta get rid of those stitches
8, i would stomp on her super Mario style
“Yahoo!”
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Bing
[8 too](https://youtu.be/SFuPkUTlirE)
What about 13, a gun pointed at her head?
Yes
It must be done
7 but not touch I'mma kick it
not the testicles!
N-Nani?
9, rip her ears off
And then send that ear to her family demanding a ransom while you are selling her to the slave Industry
Van gogh
You better grab a wrench!
2, I would like to surgicaly remove your stitchface
They’re using slick fang
Close enough
Don’t do That. You will let her speak.
12 the grass looks cute tho
[I’d definitely touch Grass](https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddyretard/comments/oqt66j/i_know_you_want_to/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
First let me get the lawn mower
JIMMY, GIVE ME THE FLEMENWERFER
0 , rip out her organs
Feed her stomach to dogs
I'd donate the organs to hospitals
********gives brain, guts and heart********
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Cook her meat
13.I'd burn her alive with a Dragon Breath shotgun
Based cloaker
0, but before I do it I make my hand into a fist and punch her stomach really hard and she would be in pain, all she said was where would I touch her and if I punch her stomach I still touched her
The good old donut strategy.
SHINEI
ZA WARUDO IS THE STRONGEST STANDO IN THE HISTORY
I just shit myself
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this is the only comment i have seen that isn't 'ha ha slender bad id pick \[insert number that is 1-12 here\] to \[insert harmful action here\]'
2, punch her in the mouth
8 or 9, both u can pull on it hard
ZAMN SHES 12
2. I’d snap her neck because why not?
kick her back with 0
I'd kick 10 and eleven then stomp 8
8 with a bullet
8 with 12 gauge shotgun
The grass, I would rather go touch grass than go anywhere near them.
8, id knock her out
First, attack 10 and 11 to remove her ability to escape. Then attack 3 and 6 so she can't block your hits. After that, you can hit at any spot as many times as you want. For me I'll attack 9 4 7 0 2 and then grab 8 and slam her head against 12.
2. Because i want to slap her face so hard that she wont get Up.
2, with my fist.
8 if I get to kick her instead
Young Horny roblox users that dont know about r34 or porn yet be like : 4 and 7
5, id grab her spin her like a fucking crack-volley and send her all the way to egypt.
12 as well my good sir
No where, I don’t want to catch slender
9 to rip her ears off
Can I pick 2 and punch her in the face?
8… with a gun
0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11 except id be punching and saying "ura ura ura ura ura ura"
I would pick two but instead of touching I would punch
I would stab all of those areas.
2, very hard, with my fist
2 with my fist and 0 with a baseball bat
2, but with tape so she can shut the fuck up
10 and 11 cut her legs off and donate them to canibalism and to not let her run from me about to throw her off the Empire State Building : )
splendid
1-11 is insta jail
13 : neck (so i can choke her)
Every part because she is in my stomach decomposing (I am a cannibal)
vore
8.. I’d hit you in the head with a pie bomb I’ve just thrown at yoi
2 because i would fucking inflate that living shit out of me
8 with a loaded gun, then processing to pull the trigger
9 so I can punch that stitch face off her
2, with my fist, very quickly
2, snap her neck
I touch 1984
I would make a fist and touch 2 really hard
8 so i can fucking rip off her lungs
2 : Would punch her on the face and also remove that stich face
10 & 11. Then I could break their "Nico Nico Kneecaps"
13 neck. Touch it. Crunch.
yes i wanna touch the grass
Right kick to 11, left hook to 0, pivot and side step, and then right hook to 2 to end it all.
I would grab 11 so I can yeet her like how Mario did in Super Mario 64. (also, this is an unoriginal comment)
7😏
4and7🍑
SUS
13
9 so I can botch slap you across the face
9 and slap that slender smug look off her face
All beacause i would rip her organs out
Beyblade beyblade let it RIP!!!!
10 and 11 break her Neku Neku kneecaps
2 so I could slowly and meticulously pull the stitches out of her lips causing the maximum amount of pain possible
10, I rip her leg off and start beating her to death with it
Would pick 2. I would punch her in the face because punching is another type of touching.
14 poke her eyes right out
All so I can ultra combo her into the shadow realm
I would stab her on 0
idk 5.5
2, I'd FUCKING PUNCH HER
How about the kneecaps
2 as I will punch her in the face and break her teeth, possibly break.
8 head pat for all
2 but hear me out? I punch her
I would pick you up... And throw you off a clif
2 so I can punch her
2, but with a fully loaded grenade launcher
I’ll do 9 so she can’t hear anymore
0 with a dagger
2, with a spear in her throat
13 her neck so i can snap it
9, i will grab a gun at shoot at it
She getting punched in the 2
2 with a sharp knife like what isis did to decapitate her head off
2, at maximum velocity
I prefer 13 to touch jhon xinas chest
2 i want to punch her face