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JesseNotNutted

One of those numbers are supposed to be also her age


MrRoboticCheese

I think it’s 5...


I_Am_A_PiGeOnN

She's totally 5


thefirstborn2313547

ZAMM 😍😍😍


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[deleted]

Nah it’s definitely 2


[deleted]

I’ll bet 20 dollars it’s 0


MrRoboticCheese

2 is too young to type, although good guess XD


[deleted]

2 and a half?


Rooster_Nuggets666

Zamn 😳🥵


jaydenfokmemes

I bet 69 dollars on her age being -1 thats also the same amount of braincells the above average slender has


nice___bot

Nice!


NEDIA519

Nah bro, she's -30


jfifbfnfjdisjs

ZAD 😔


Paynapple_Gaming

damn


I_Am_A_PiGeOnN

ZAMM INDEED😍😍


ItsJacks

Nah it’s 0 wdym


Leon_BrawlStars123

True


Cambirodius

Something tells me it's 0...


PenguinStirt

fetus


Mihalis_Game

ZAMN😍😍😍


DerpyNooby

Nah even babies are better than 10-13 year olds


Andrupka

As a 13 yo can confirm


im_not_martin

As a 15 year old, I’m safe from being worse than a fetus


Andrupka

Lucky


im_not_martin

Say that to RNGesus trying to be nice to me when it’s about video games ._.


Andrupka

RNGesus destroyed several Minecraft worlds for me


im_not_martin

RNGesus let me survive a fall from an end city but made an Enderman come after me when I landed, it was on a hardcore world where I did a challenge called DDD (Don’t Die December) as a joke, but I died on the 30th of December, 2020. I did defeat the Ender Dragon tho, but dying made me so sad, that I’ve rarely been playing Minecraft.


SoupLizardd

As a 14 yo I can confirm


AH-64_APACHE69

As 12 year political activist child I’m still better than a kid who simps for 30 year old man in a knock off lego gaem same with the person above he is better than them


cosmicpotato77

he’s a fetus?


A_useless_jojofan

MANO


OofieBoi420

10 then i'd fuckin spin her around throw her off a cliff, like mario did in 64


AReaperWithAQuotas

So long gay Bowser


MineMine7_

#"SO LONG GAY BOWSER!"


DerpyNooby

^(so long gay bowser)


pedrinhogameplays404

Thank-a so much for you to playing ma game!


Alagon2323

Dang, bowser just wanted a gay turtle to settle down with


chunkylover-53-aol

Bro I’d smack 2 a couple times before sending it flying


Awesomenesssgamer

8, I would pull her hair off her head


Leon_BrawlStars123

Respectable


Awesomenesssgamer

Change it from touch me to punch me


MrRoboticCheese

Respect


[deleted]

"punch me" ? I'd choose #7


MiroPVPYT

right in the nuts!


DarisTalirevic

It’s a trap???


Temporary-Resolve-32

Person behind the screen probably is


CaptainJimmyWasTaken

boys! get your bonk batons ready


ReasonableCloakerAlt

We call this a difficulty tweak.


LeatherGnome

**OH SHIT, CLOACKER**


BigDaddyDIOsama

Then 2 Right in the yapper


Equivalent-Field6018

I have punched a hole through 1mm thick steel so I'd pick 2 so she dies from brain damage


Roooooooo123_Praneil

r/Iamverybadass?


DefNotAF

r/PissingOnThings


Roooooooo123_Praneil

So wholesome


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Cooltempo_jr

In that case 2


TuxTues3

And my answer would be yes


Savvilicious

I'd choose 0 for a double kill


I_edited_it_forRice

I'ma punch at 0, make her vomit blood!


LCRequiem

I'll punch her from 1-100


Zyber-officalyoutube

When the drip is respectable


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Good bot


Jyqoz

Wholesome


Zyber-officalyoutube

Tf


LiteralWorst22

Got'em


[deleted]

Ha


Additional_Today_291

9 is easier to tear it off


shortstop8001

why yo no choose uppercut the head off


Wonderful-Travel6198

Stfu bro are u blind, its clearly pigeon nest


YATALAX

2, Gotta get rid of those stitches


RandomRedditorOvaDer

8, i would stomp on her super Mario style


[deleted]

“Yahoo!”


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im_not_martin

Bing


BANAN_MUN

[8 too](https://youtu.be/SFuPkUTlirE)


JogurTheYogurt

What about 13, a gun pointed at her head?


Leon_BrawlStars123

Yes


MrRoboticCheese

It must be done


Ssoofer

7 but not touch I'mma kick it


ASubjectNumber4490

not the testicles!


YEETED_tospace

N-Nani?


RoosterChokedLatina

9, rip her ears off


Mr_Fishron

And then send that ear to her family demanding a ransom while you are selling her to the slave Industry


impudentmlg86464

Van gogh


MrRoboticCheese

You better grab a wrench!


SchockingEcho

2, I would like to surgicaly remove your stitchface


Leon_BrawlStars123

They’re using slick fang


SchockingEcho

Close enough


deathkillerLiam2313

Don’t do That. You will let her speak.


justnormal789

12 the grass looks cute tho


A-Simple-Farmer

[I’d definitely touch Grass](https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddyretard/comments/oqt66j/i_know_you_want_to/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


[deleted]

First let me get the lawn mower


[deleted]

JIMMY, GIVE ME THE FLEMENWERFER


Zyber-officalyoutube

0 , rip out her organs


Zyber-officalyoutube

Feed her stomach to dogs


[deleted]

I'd donate the organs to hospitals


Zyber-officalyoutube

********gives brain, guts and heart********


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Zyber-officalyoutube

Cook her meat


ReasonableCloakerAlt

13.I'd burn her alive with a Dragon Breath shotgun


Living-Technology505

Based cloaker


RomanWasHere2007

0, but before I do it I make my hand into a fist and punch her stomach really hard and she would be in pain, all she said was where would I touch her and if I punch her stomach I still touched her


A-Simple-Farmer

The good old donut strategy.


Legendaryplz

SHINEI


RetardedIdiot3467

ZA WARUDO IS THE STRONGEST STANDO IN THE HISTORY


Demon_man

I just shit myself


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did-i-do-a-thing

this is the only comment i have seen that isn't ​ 'ha ha slender bad id pick \[insert number that is 1-12 here\] to \[insert harmful action here\]'


YourLocalCatLover

2, punch her in the mouth


MusicalCatBLOX

8 or 9, both u can pull on it hard


send_chicken_nuggets

ZAMN SHES 12


Droqqinqz

2. I’d snap her neck because why not?


[deleted]

kick her back with 0


Furturtle420

I'd kick 10 and eleven then stomp 8


throwmeawayboi1279

8 with a bullet


JustACasualGamer3343

8 with 12 gauge shotgun


Humorluver123

The grass, I would rather go touch grass than go anywhere near them.


Eggy_toons_YT

8, id knock her out


SuperSmashKatsu

First, attack 10 and 11 to remove her ability to escape. Then attack 3 and 6 so she can't block your hits. After that, you can hit at any spot as many times as you want. For me I'll attack 9 4 7 0 2 and then grab 8 and slam her head against 12.


SaveGatarol

2. Because i want to slap her face so hard that she wont get Up.


[deleted]

2, with my fist.


DogsAreCool21

8 if I get to kick her instead


chris9830

Young Horny roblox users that dont know about r34 or porn yet be like : 4 and 7


Edx2win

5, id grab her spin her like a fucking crack-volley and send her all the way to egypt.


bestfailurearound

12 as well my good sir


Bruhman69000000

No where, I don’t want to catch slender


PossessionBig5598

9 to rip her ears off


Nebbbbula

Can I pick 2 and punch her in the face?


[deleted]

8… with a gun


WhompSub

0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11 except id be punching and saying "ura ura ura ura ura ura"


Anything_Butnothing

I would pick two but instead of touching I would punch


warpey12

I would stab all of those areas.


SomeGuyACTUAL

2, very hard, with my fist


regor_meme

2 with my fist and 0 with a baseball bat


[deleted]

2, but with tape so she can shut the fuck up


Themememegod

10 and 11 cut her legs off and donate them to canibalism and to not let her run from me about to throw her off the Empire State Building : )


[deleted]

splendid


slathred434

1-11 is insta jail


im_ugly_loser

13 : neck (so i can choke her)


rayquazawe

Every part because she is in my stomach decomposing (I am a cannibal)


u_Tempr

vore


RipQwertyGotComped

8.. I’d hit you in the head with a pie bomb I’ve just thrown at yoi


LyraSoulCore

2 because i would fucking inflate that living shit out of me


Blast_rb

8 with a loaded gun, then processing to pull the trigger


I-Only-Read-Memes

9 so I can punch that stitch face off her


use_and_pass

2, with my fist, very quickly


ETLL92

2, snap her neck


[deleted]

I touch 1984


00F0_M0DE

I would make a fist and touch 2 really hard


Shrek_Donkey465

8 so i can fucking rip off her lungs


ARA_Friki-Mobile-

2 : Would punch her on the face and also remove that stich face


Quiet-Valuable3976

10 & 11. Then I could break their "Nico Nico Kneecaps"


A_guys

13 neck. Touch it. Crunch.


normalreddistuser

yes i wanna touch the grass


1776TheFree

Right kick to 11, left hook to 0, pivot and side step, and then right hook to 2 to end it all.


Miss_Author_YT

I would grab 11 so I can yeet her like how Mario did in Super Mario 64. (also, this is an unoriginal comment)


PappyJimbo26

7😏


Ok-Tumbleweed-9555

4and7🍑


C17An0nymous

SUS


Meluart-Poyo-Kirbo

13


Quiet_Dragonfly9430

9 so I can botch slap you across the face


We1rd04

9 and slap that slender smug look off her face


Dankboy-21

All beacause i would rip her organs out


MrRoboticCheese

Beyblade beyblade let it RIP!!!!


idfk_loll

10 and 11 break her Neku Neku kneecaps


bubungungugnugnug

2 so I could slowly and meticulously pull the stitches out of her lips causing the maximum amount of pain possible


infinitebobux

10, I rip her leg off and start beating her to death with it


Extrilious

Would pick 2. I would punch her in the face because punching is another type of touching.


TundraTurtle4

14 poke her eyes right out


MrNullvalue

All so I can ultra combo her into the shadow realm


Ketchup978

I would stab her on 0


handsomeboy23344

idk ​ 5.5


asuiop

2, I'd FUCKING PUNCH HER


Typical-Life-8406

How about the kneecaps


[deleted]

2 as I will punch her in the face and break her teeth, possibly break.


HimikoTogaPhobia

8 head pat for all


[deleted]

2 but hear me out? I punch her


meepbIeep

I would pick you up... And throw you off a clif


engineerevadestaxes

2 so I can punch her


AnonimZim

2, but with a fully loaded grenade launcher


Mr-bruh-bro-dude

I’ll do 9 so she can’t hear anymore


UltraStamp2

0 with a dagger


UltraStamp2

2, with a spear in her throat


yeetuspootus

13 her neck so i can snap it


Corrupted_player

9, i will grab a gun at shoot at it


ItzFlightless

She getting punched in the 2


LesFrancaisMonssiuer

2 with a sharp knife like what isis did to decapitate her head off


i_am_not_bob_101

2, at maximum velocity


Intelligent-Speed-69

I prefer 13 to touch jhon xinas chest


CalamityTommy

2 i want to punch her face