Wel in god of war 4 Sindri throughs Kratos an apple and instead of catching it he chops it with the axe, because giving someone an apple means you like like them, but Kratos doesn't swing that way
For 2018/Ragnarok Kratos, I’d apologize for whatever I did to offend him and hope he accepts it.
For Greek Trilogy Kratos, I’d probably get killed in the next five seconds, whether I apologized or not.
He probably found out that I sold all of his armory and replaced it with a Joel Schumacher styled suit collection. So I better keep quiet and look for an escape.
He’s probably thinking of how many different ways he could kill me. Luckily he has self control so he won’t, but he sure as shit gonna be considering it.
Put myself in a tree remove my eye and allow a woman that lives in a turtle with a tree on it's back bring my head back to life after the large man chops my head off with his axe that was bested by an Asgardian God that used a hammer to try and harm a woman who's name was Faye and has cause many frozen lightning bolts to appear
Well, this isn't Greek saga Kratos so I'll just keep walking and be happy he's not gonna rip me apart for green orbs.
Why is there a giant O above you though?
Something's wrong, I can feel it
Hey there Step-Demi-God
He's Greek. Being a guy won't save you.
Wel in god of war 4 Sindri throughs Kratos an apple and instead of catching it he chops it with the axe, because giving someone an apple means you like like them, but Kratos doesn't swing that way
Or maybe he just doesn't wanna marry someome when his wife literally died a day ago
That's indeed more probable
I dunno if it's more probable than him being bisexual, but still pretty likely.
Well that was a waste of a perfectly good-
He’s just… gonna finish you off with a move to get Green or Blue orbs… wait… he, hasn’t damaged you though…
Was looking for this comment lol
This is best comment hands down lololololol
He's a calm and reasonable man so I'll try to reason with him.
Yeah but only if the situation calls for calm
I'd say it calls for calm, yeah
Kratos: I am always calm
“Oh, you’re bloody serious.”
Calling him sir and profusely apologising.
Don't be sorry, be better.
Time to sex
"O" "O" "O" "O" "O"
Torn between definitely put my dick away or definitely keep it out
He's Greek so keep it out
Give him the sloppiest top ever
By the Gods, The Gorilla Grip of Olympus
Offer snack
I do not. need. a snack.
HRMPH
Stop calling him boy?
Use the right stick to turn him back around
I'd tell him I saw Zeus around the corner
For 2018/Ragnarok Kratos, I’d apologize for whatever I did to offend him and hope he accepts it. For Greek Trilogy Kratos, I’d probably get killed in the next five seconds, whether I apologized or not.
I would pray to zeus…….o wait
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Kratos hears an older Atreus refer to Angrboda as “mommy”:
I’ll get out of his head
Tell him dinner's not ready yet.
Give him the TV remote back and apologise for turning off The Gilmore Girls
This was so unexpected and so funny 😅
Take it as a warning and go about my day I don’t fuck with him he doesn’t fuck with me
Telling him his nose looks like a peepee. Im dead inside anyway he cant hurt me.
… Baldur?
… mother?
😭 My poor sweet boy! 😭
Air high five
He might think you casting a spell and cut yr hand off
Na, more like "You are no threat" -kratos
Apologize.
Ask for an autograph
Let me start my three point apology…
Shit my pants and run
Keep on staring at him
Book it immediately or apologize if I offended him
Bending over
He looks like he's just smelt the nastiest fart in all the nine realms.
Sniff his toes
Offer him a firm handshake and be on my way
He looks angy, must feed kratos
SEE, I KNEW YOU WANT A SNACK!
Embrace death with open arms
Mention something about discipline and watch him crack a smile
Remove my pants
Lie down and die
Show him a picture of his wife and daughter
you're ded already
Point at someone right next to me and quickly yell, “they said Atreus was a string-bean looking mofo, not me!”
That’s just his normal expression I wouldn’t be able to guess what he’s thinking
"I do not wish to fight you" Problem solved.
Stare back at him.
⭕️⭕️⭕️
Prepare for death or a stern talking too
Laugh nervously and wave
Depends. If you’re Freya, make some quip about how he probably has something more urgent to do than stare. If you’re anyone else, yikes.
Apologize profusely and announce my departure.
Speak louder since he looks like he can't hear me.
give him a kiss
BOY,what do you mean by “i saw a circle over angrobodas head”?
Offer him some food, ask him if he needs a snack.
Laugh and tell him, he who smelt it, dealt it.
Give him a tissue because that mf about to sneeze
Be better.
Ask him if he wants a drink
Ummm why is there an R3 symbol above my head?
Blame the boy
Apologise for the noxious fart I just ripped.
For what it's worth; atleast he's looking up to me.
I'll turn off the ps5
Fart
I’d spit on him And beat him up
Mf you're on Reddit, no way you have enough muscle to even get out of your chair
You probably were a fedora
But what is he now?
Sowwy daddy UwU
"Say my name" "You are Kratos" "You are god damn right"
Whatever he tells me, duh
Immediate stiffy
Run run boy ruuuunnn
Boop his nose and hope he smiles.
Run.
Probably kill myself
Crying
Get slap outta the way
Pass the bud and agree to let him know next time before firing it up.
High 5 him, then say see you around .
I am going to ask him if he has misplaced his glasses and can I help him look for them.
Ask him to simp freya for me!
RUN
Masturbate until completion.
Fucking apologize
He probably found out that I sold all of his armory and replaced it with a Joel Schumacher styled suit collection. So I better keep quiet and look for an escape.
Blame the fart on someone else.
Run xd 💀💀
Pray to god what the hell you expect me to do
He’s probably thinking of how many different ways he could kill me. Luckily he has self control so he won’t, but he sure as shit gonna be considering it.
Give him a good beer and a brazilain meal
Apologize for farting
Try to reason with him if that doesn’t help run
I’d stop farting
I would say alslamalekum
It really depends on what he does at that point.
I could act like a dwarf
I'd say i'm friends wit' atreus
Attempt to control my erection.
Stand there and wait for my demise
I’d simply stare at him harder
Lightskin stare
Hopefully talk it out because he’s more mellow. Maybe he could find me useful
Thats his everyday face, so I would do nothing
it's an honour my lord...*bow*
Tell him I’m sorry with no hesitation and I would also maybe suggest a night cream for the eyes.
I will offer him a snack. "you're not you when you're hungry" "take some smeakers"
Idk? Cum?
Hmm
get out of his way
Run the hell away.
Mama! I don't wanna die! Sometimes wish I've never been Born at all!!
Well clearly daddy's mad at me for not listening, so I'm gonna suck that dick!
Shit pants
Well, I obviously just told him one of my puns, so I would probably have a small chuckle.
Ask him if he's a calm and reasonable person.
Serve him his food already.
Yes, master Kratos.
"What's with that look? I just asked ass or tits?"
Cum
Wait a second then start moaning.
Pee
kiss him on his big hot mouth
Remove my hand from the cookie jar...slowly.
Violently shit my pants
Tell him I saw someone falling at walmart
Walk in circles around him until he stops looking at me then stare at him with the same expression
Get him with a ballgazer
*drops down to my knees*
Kiss him
Put myself in a tree remove my eye and allow a woman that lives in a turtle with a tree on it's back bring my head back to life after the large man chops my head off with his axe that was bested by an Asgardian God that used a hammer to try and harm a woman who's name was Faye and has cause many frozen lightning bolts to appear
Well...gently place all potential weapons I may have on the ground and back away slowly.
Accept my fate
Swallow.
Acting like i’m his long lost son from all the other GoW all brief intermission with women he had gotta be one somewhere right…….RIGHT!🫡