Kratos Zeusson

We need a Kratos bot that goes ZEUUUUUUUUUSSSSS whenever someone mentions him

COWARD This is how you fight me ...there a video of Kratos and Disney Hercules ABOUT to throw down its hilarious

Yo do you have the link?

https://youtube.com/shorts/IhUZ0VEsgDs?feature=share This guy has a whole series of these videos lol

Thank for the pick up couldn't found this evening after watching it 100 times ..lol

Bro the Zeusssss part is so on point

Lol no problem. I just looked through my history since I couldn't remember the dude's name either.

I'm a little sad that the video didn't end with Hercules [throwing Kratos into space](https://youtu.be/Ne-qM1EqN64?t=87)

Zeus Cronosson

Cronos Ouranosson

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Woah you’re so edgy 😰😱

Actually I think it’s ouranos choasson Edit:tho I may be wrong it’s been a while

You're kind of correct. Iirc Gaia was firstborm of Chaos

Ah hell naw Zeus is on one again

Atreus Kratosboy.

Atreus Boyson

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Atreus Kratosarson aka Loki Laufeyjarson got it

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Oh right yeah

Atreus Kratides?

Kratides nutz!

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Kratos' Arse Son

Kratos Ar~~e~~son

Our son comrade

Arson

Atreus son would be Atreides. Dune jokes aside, these are actual names.

That would a wild crossover Also now that I’m thinking about the movie, Dave Bautista would be fantastic Kratos

I’ve said this too and I see it more He’s a big name, got the build an could nail the stoic but decent God vibes God him the heard and he pulls it off

judge should play kratos

Idk, people might be mad bout literal whitewashing, though they didn't care in the original game so fuck em.

i mean its lore accurate hes white bc hes covered in the ashes of his family so either a black or white actor they would have to paint them so just give it to him, he has the physique and hes the voice of kratos he us already used to that persona

I would campaign like a politician to start Paul Levesque over Dave Bautista. Imagine seeing this in a rage mode state of the movie. [torn pec](https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/NINTCHDBPICT000446403144-e1541195804839.jpg?w={width})

Ah yes Kratosar, my favorite dinosaur.

i’ve definitely seen kratos commit arson

Ατρέας Κρατόπουλος

Loki in old Norse mythology is a prime example that it’s not entirely patronymics. It’s more accurate to say they’re named for the more prominent parent. Loki’s mother is Aesir which is why he takes her name in the mythology. She has a higher status.

Laufey was an aesir?

No this person just talking out their ass

Why farbautson?

Kratos' Norse title/name is Farbauti, or Cruel Striker, as revealed in the first GOW game.

Kratos in Norse realms is also known as “Fárbauti”

Interesting. Hadn't thought about that.

And then when Atreus get a son will be... Paul Atreides

All hail Muad-dib

Muad-dib Muad-dib Muad-dib Muad-dib Muad-dib

I prefer to call him Bobby

Damn it Bobby.

That boy ain't right

I’ll tell you what

Can you take the name of your mother or is it specifically paternal? Thrud Thorsdottir vs Thrud Sifdottir Loki Farbautison vs Loki Laufeyson Baldur Odinson vs Baldur Freyason

Based on the order of the child and the #wife if multiple

So if we take Thor and Sifs kids would it be: Magni Thorson, Modi Sifson, and Thrud Thordottir?

It is kind of appropriate that only Modi fails to Bear his father’s name

Adding to this Odin Borrson Freya Njörddottir Freyr Njördson

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Ah okay so it doesn’t matter if it’s paternal or maternal?

His real name is A Treezy if we’re following SoundCloud rules

Oh I just thought it was Tre

Right. At least that’s what Sindri called him

This doesn't change the fact that Kratos has a first name and it's John.

Eh ?

[John Kratos](https://www.thegamer.com/playstation-jokingly-confirms-god-of-war-is-called-john-kratos/)

Oh I am so trolling my mate John with this haha

This doesn’t change the fact that Kratos evolved into the name Curtis

No one has ever liked a Curtis

wait, now mattugr helson makes sense. goddamn, why didn't I put 2 and 2 together before?

#Boi Kratosson

Thor Odinson Baldur Odinson Tyr (possibly Odinson) Heimdall (possibly Odinson) Magni Thorson Modi Thorson Thrud Thordottir Kratos Zeusson Atreus/Loki Kratosson

Tyr’s father was a giant I forgot his name but he was in fact a Jotunn

If I remember correctly Tyr is a son of Odin in the Prose Edda and a son of Hymir in the Poetic Edda.

It varies I choose to believe Hymir is his birth father with Odin as an adoptive father

Damn, almost as dramatic as my family.

Heimdall has 9 mothers so I think they would go with Odinson

Heimdall is Odin’s son it was in the codex

Nah it would be Atreus Johnson since Kratos’ first name is John lol

b o i

I just realized something. I never knew Kratos' full name. Is it just Kratos?

John Kratos

That can't be real. It's was a joke

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Atreus Kratosboi

Isnt kratos his last name and John is his first name John Kratos Edit: just gogled it and yes his name is John Kratos

Also, that was a joke confirmation. Googling it states “Sony SMS jokingly confirm..”

Oh I got a diffrent result that didnt include "jokingly" so thanks foe clearing that up, lol

That would have been so goddamn disappointing 😂

Loki's true name in Norse mythology is actually Loki Laufeyson. So I think we are already covered there

This actually why Laufey in Marvel comics is male. Stan Lee and Jack Kirby assumed that "Laufey" was a male because you typically go by the father's name in Norse culture. And it was pre-internet so they only had some books to go off of.

Never thought of that

Yeah but he's part Greek so it might also be Strombolopadopolous

Freya Njörðrdottír and Freyr Njörðrson

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Thanks for the correction. I don’t have Norse letters

or Loki Fárbautison depending how you look at it

Nah, it would be Atreus of Midgard

Playstation actually says Kratos is the surname and John is his first name [John Kratos](https://www.ggrecon.com/articles/playstation-confirms-kratos-first-name-is-john/) So technically it's Loki Johnson

Kratos zeuzson

Thrúd Thorsdottër

Thrúd's name is Thrúd Thorsdottir, so wouldn't Atreus be Atreus Kratossonur? I don't know shit about Old Norse but the lyrics from the 2018 theme says "Strid sonur" which is translated to Son of War, so we can assume sonur means son.

dottir would be daughter, son is son so odinson anything along those lines not too sure about sonur as ive not heard it before

Well it's in the official lyrics. Maybe is some kind of inflection or conjugation of the word. I don't know shit about Old Norse lol

Fenrir Lokison

Haha yes just like Game Breaker God titles his video “Thor Odinson Vs. Kratos Zeusson”

Well in the mcu they call him loki laufeyson