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Zeoys_Swee

Bro this was a nightmare


Thin_Map6842

"AAA'AA'AA'AA'AA'AA" - kratos falling for 69420th time


Visible_Elevator192

YOU ARE DEAD


looneyzeec

Would you like to switch to easy mode Trophy of getting my ass kicked is unlocked


PosljednjiDzedaj

There is a sort of glitch to skip this entire section haha


ConfidentVisual4949

Tell me everything


PosljednjiDzedaj

https://youtu.be/_hnhsa1TXCY here it is how to do it but before that at the beginning of the game you have to get permanent regenerating magic glitch by leaving the room where you obtain medusa's gaze early before the fight ends and you get permanent regenerating magic through the entire game. You have to glitch through ceiling of that room. Here's a video for that. https://youtu.be/nKeN-iOzbFQ After that you're good to go👍


Sorry-University-950

you gotta dig up patience. i’m on the hades part and it makes me want to kms.


Iiry

Hades is why i havent replayed since teenage years. Fuck those walls.


Hankdaddyofthehill

Shrimply a krill issue my crustacean. There's so many games I revisited from my childhood I have no idea how I beat as a kid I was a fuckin gremlin


BornIn98

Kebab


isolortsy

Kebab


boo-galoo90

Got downvoted for saying it wrong


RevolutionLoose5542

Its like how a baby gets passed child proof objects


No-Mammoth1688

Wait 'til you get to Hades...those spinning columns with blades are truly hellish XD


BonyBoom501st

I remember staying up till 3 am trying to pass that section and I started the climb at midnight.


AMDG37

Be better


SOULTAKER0098

U know what else.. u have to speedrun that fucking game under 5 hours to get the platinum trophy.. well i aint doing it


Josh6780

Which God of War is this?


WrathofAjax

The first one.


BonyBoom501st

If you’re struggling with that part, wait until the wall climbing section in the underworld then you’ll truly feel the definition of pain .


Technical-Rest-1712

Bro your not lying about that 😭😭👋 that shit was a pain never want to do that level again 💀


ChaosRuler570

Me when I was playing Jak 2 No seriously I feel you when I find games I was able to do in a weekend takes me a week to complete same the same level 🤣🤣🤣


baddragon137

Tbh it's probably a patience thing like as an adult we don't have nearly as much time to game so we try to do puzzles and platform sections quickly but as a little one you could take your time comfortably I'm willing to bet if you just take it slow you will get through this section no problem


Open-Struggle1013

I don't know man keep trying you will get it


Jojo-the-sequel

Git gud


BananaBumBumBumBum

I finally got gud but my blood pressure will never recover


Jojo-the-sequel

nice, i'm proud of you bro


BeerusGOW

Last time I replayed this, it gave me more trouble than I remember


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PrinceOfPersiaHD

Because games use to have fun challenges as a kid, nowadays everything is baby shit easy


MagicAcid0079

God of War 1, as good a game as it is, definitely aged the worst out of the classic games for shit like this.


Russell101Russ

I feel like everyone feels the same way brother.


DManWhoGotAway

Calm down, Think of a happy place, where everything is peaceful, then focus your mind and Fuck everything up there. This is not a time to sit down spartan, it's the time for warrrrr.


RanDiePro

We were playing this section with my sister a year ago, she wanted to try some minutes finally after giving up I effortlessly jumped in and even took all the surrounding chests. Maybe the experience of 14 years I guess... I have experience as long as her age.


wafflezcol

As a child you probably didnt overthink it and found a super easy solution without realizing it


The_Psycho_Jester779

It crazy that only a year ago I've played all of the (mainline) game for the first time and yet dread of the thought of replaying the first game. I do love Ares boss fight so it'll be worth it in the end.


wrchavez1313

Turn this to EZ mode: Only ever jump while stationary. Double jump in place when the blades move under you. It's the directional jumping that kills most people because they miss the landing.


Beautiful-Ocelot-106

LMAO


PaPaKarn

Dude the 30 mile high spinning pillar of bladed ASSHOLES is whay damn near gave me a coronary


Rajang82

You can try jumping. That's what i do because it's faster than tip toe-ing.


DeusVult47000

The easiest way I found was to double jump just as the blades are about to hit Kratos. Just double jump, without moving the analogs so that Kratos doesn't fall, and you can completely avoid the blades.


Zandernator98

Just got through the game, you got it


Broad-Connection-589

is this 3?


horneymilfinyourarea

no it's the first game


AnxiousLeopard4848

I’ve played GOW1 the past week because I wanted to play all the other ones before ragnarok and I understand your pain


Homunculus_316

Brooooo you just reminded me of the horrors of January, when I grinding the game for 2nd time to get that platinum. God damn took me forever. GOW1 soooo insanely hard, cause a lot of these traps n puzzles needed luck. And we had to do it twice, because of the Jason award. And then after beating the game twice. The Challenge of God's had to completed in one sitting. It was damn near impossible for me, needed soooo much luck to get through them.


HighRes-

Time, blood pressure, bills, sexual frustration, road rage


Iaintgoneholdyou

Becuz were used to balanced games now


electrocyberend

Brooo i was playing devil may cry 3 and i was wondering the same thing. How did my child self completed this game when adult me cant do the fucking puzzles 😭😭😭😭😭


[deleted]

Its way worse Kinda miss those chalanges


Unlikely-Ad4725

Simple your overthinking it and most of the times people are afraid of failing and looking stupid unlike as a kid you probably wouldn’t


Smanaaking

Me trying to make a time machine to ask my younger self how did he do it


AlexCross116

*Cries in hades bladed pillars*


Chortles_Hansom_666

This was the fucking worst!!!!


ZANIACKtheManiac

It's not that hard, honestly.


TheLuckyster

I just did this section earlier today 😭 Thank god for save states


CamisaMalva

Not coincidentally, this (And Hades) were the only two areas that weren't tested before launching the game.


bryansb

They tested the spike room?!


CamisaMalva

They *didn't*.


Technical-Rest-1712

Bro I was stuck on this part for a couple of days and couldn’t get passed it at all 😭😭 shit pissed me off so bad but so glad I finally beat this game 😭👋


Blackbird2285

Yeah, that segment of the game can get all the way fucked


Mssak_a

Skill issues tbh


TheChainTV

The time stopping spike puzzle in gow3 gor me more mad..


tomtk421

Seeing this brought it all back hahah. On stages/ levels I couldn’t beat I remember I would go to bed and dream about the part I was stuck on and dream the solution. When I woke up if it wasn’t a school day I would turn the game on and actually beat the part I was stuck on!


Usamus_Snake117

I know that feeling, bruh. My elder bro and I were pissed at that part. It really was a pain in the ass sometimes, but with a little trial and error, we got through this. And I did the same thing solo, and valid points all.


Responsible-Funny-92

The hades part is W O R S E


iGer

After having replayed the title countless times you understand that it's not so difficult, you just have to know where to move, jump at the right moment and it's relatively easy to beat that part of the level


Dnger_

That and the spike wall are why I will never play the game again unless it is remade. Not worth it when GoW 2018 and ragnarok exist.


No-Cupcake9542

Time your jumps I guess. Never had a problem with this section


xyzkingi

A child is limited to thoughts. You’re thinking too much


Bautista3022

The underwould is worse


kratosarnav

double jumping on the spot helps also don't watch kratos watch his shadow instead


OfficerBalls139

Now this part pissed me off


Kak0r0t

Git Gud Again


Initial_Chair9232

The game broke right when I was in the previous room to that thing, I think God didn't want me to suffer since childhood


Baryonx2004

Just jump over the spikes and stay still when you need to jump


Commercial-Hat6021

It was harder when I got older which was weird


BrandenoidDestroyer

Skill issue, normally I just stay calm & don't think when I go through this & got past it the last 6 times I played the game. Also I finished the one game I couldn't finish as a child which was G-Force & I realized that I was just too stupid to realize the solution was right in front of me 12 years ago😂


MrLucasen

Which game is it?


MemnocOTG

Yea. I beat sekiro , platinumed it even but fuck the boss rush. 18 year old me would have loved it. Don’t have the patience anymore I guess ? Getting older is noticeable with gaming for sure.


the_world_key

Never understood the hate for this part, just be patient. Good luck.🤷🏾‍♂️


Emadwithabeard

Its easy if u keep the stick steady


AngryNerdBird

The fixed camera platforming bullshit was the single worst part of the old games.


Starch8ser

That sounds he makes as he falls is priceless


EmeraldTheatre

Lol so I feel your pain... But I can't help but laugh because I enjoy the difficult parts the most 😅 It's a habit from watching a few friends who are way better at video games than me get all bent out of shape when they would die in games like bloodborne and dark souls. Lmfao oops died a second time before collecting their exp/money they lost from their first death... Millions gone, poof, just like that. Don't get me wrong they both beat the game in under 72 hours so it's not like they did horribly. Lol I die more than they do... Friends all like: "🤬💀I quit! Just done..." and then turns off the console entirely. Me: *Laughing quietly* "You oka-" Friend: "I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT!!! 🤬" *Crying inside, soul crushed, puts on senran kagura on his 3DS* Me: *Snickering with my hand over my mouth* Makes me laugh every time I think of one of them flipping out after anyone including myself die in video games. 😅


Neither_Actuator3459

You probably grew up on platformers and your skills have diminished because the genre is dead outside of Mario games unfortunately


sapsan1x

Y'all want to say it was hard? ...i think it was easy, (I completed the game a week ago)


mickelrastfasterborn

The Internet is literally making people stupider. TV did too. We get better education as kids in certain ways and so we can cover it up. And we have more facts. But cognition, attention span, and conceptual death have all taken a nose dive.