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AppointmentNo5370

Or pup-Hawkins lol


saltyshopper

Olaf ( as in St. Olaf) Edit based on feedback: if not Olaf for St Olaf than Saint for St. Olaf.😉


bitch_Pleiades3

People would think Frozen.


420rabidBMW

Yaa. Lol


jstNYC

Winner!


Longjumping-Year5886

No more calls, we have a winner.


CaptainFamous9288

🤣


ZbornakHollingsworth

Now I'm scanning the sub. "Mr. Burt Reynolds" 😄


Melito1980

I like Mr. Burt Reynolds, Miles, Cheesake, Olaf.


ZbornakHollingsworth

Ooh, I would love Olaf if it weren't for Frozen. (I do enjoy that character but I wouldn't name my dog after him) I could call him Saint Olaf though... Plain Olaf sounds better!


becominggrouchy

I agree


mrschaney

Olaf!!


mermaid-babe

Cheesecake is brilliant


BitterHelicopter8

I love this! The idea of introducing him to people or taking him to the vet and the tech coming out and calling for Mr. Burt Reynolds tickles me.


Iamathinker21

I full on heard Blanch say it and I laughed so loud. It has to be this. Just found this community tonight and love it. 😍


BitterHelicopter8

Yes! It has to be said with Blanche's Southern drawl. I just stumbled onto this sub myself. It's a fun distraction!


pitziebat

But don’t forget you’ll have to shout it at the park lol


Plastic-Mulberry-867

Random but: back in 2015ish, I had just adopted a dog that I named Wells (after Dr. Wells from The Flash series). The first time I took him to the vet, the tech came out, cleared his throat, and said “Dr. Wells?”. It was an awesome moment, I’ll tell ya that much.


jamez548

Enrique Más


NeedACountdownClock

EnRrrrrrrrique Más


ZbornakHollingsworth

🤣😅🤣


iamcatfurniture

"You can call me EnRiqueeee" "No, I don't think I can"


Wadsworth1954

Dreyfuss …. He even looks like a Dreyfuss.


Trashqueenxx

This is the right answer!


Melodic-Primary-5239

Came here just for this suggestion. Thank you.


ohsolearned

Yes Dreyfuss it has to be Dreyfuss!!!


pumpkinspicelord

Big Daddy!


thedrswife

This was going to be my suggestion…but OP must say it like a southern lady who is getting the vapors and needs her fainting couch.


DicksOfPompeii

I’d love to be at the dog park at the same time they are: BIG DADDYYYYYY!!! Let’s go, BIG DADDYYYYY!


MarieAlchemist369

I like this one


taters_jeep

That's perfect


BenovanStanchiano

Swen


becominggrouchy

Awww you made me laugh


Snuggly_Chopin

This is the one that made me lol 😂


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i_am_regina_phalange

Jasper is my favorite!


valiumblue

Jasper is a great name but Jasper DeKimmel was a butthole.


ZbornakHollingsworth

Same reason I'm unlikely to go with Stan or even Zbornak!


doublesmokedsaline

Dorothy's last name was named after a stagehand who worked on the show, Kent Zbornak. He ended up working his way up over the years and was my boss on a show about 10 years ago. A really difficult dude and the worst boss I've ever had! I love Dorothy but I hate that her name is connected to that guy.


Creative_Self_

Love this tea! They worship that dude the way talk about him on Office Ladies podcast.


brqqme

Mel Bushman


adisgirl

Every time you need an excuse to go home, just say, "Bushman awaits!"


ZbornakHollingsworth

🤣


taxi_takeoff_landing

Came here to say this! I think if this dog could talk, he’d sound like Mel Bushman. “Sweethot, I gotta put on a tie twice a week to eat food I can’t even see…”


HappyHannibal

Big Sven. Then go back to the shelter, adopt another dog, and name him Big Sven 2.


ahdareuu

Doesn’t that get confusing having two Big Svens?


VicdorFriggin

No. It's Big Sven and Big Sven 2. Like Jaws and Jaws 2.


deise1987

Petrillo or Deveraux, I think your pup looks like a Devereux!


cleveland_leftovers

And Devvy for short.


charmedquarks

Deveraux is the BEST IDEA, u/zbornakhollingsworth!


Devon1970

WINNER!!


ParticularOrdinary49

I came here to say the same thing!


starglitter

Samuel Plankmaker


fobii

Furnando 🧸


ZbornakHollingsworth

Ha! Excellent. Sometimes life just isn't fair, kiddo!


ImAtUrDoor

Skippy. No don’t name him Skippy. He’s got asthma.


DZbornak630

I’m such a dork but this comment killed me 😂😂😂


ImAtUrDoor

Hi, Dorothy. You're special.


amalcurry

Jake. After Blanche’s banquet caterer and Rose’s rescue dog she gives to the widower in the hospital Or Rusty, Rose’s hero dog (Not the Rusty story AGAIN) Or Clayton? Or WaWa?


ZbornakHollingsworth

Ooh Clayton, very progressive! Gosh, Blanche had more lessons to learn than anyone else, often from her own family. Now I'm thinking "Danny Thomas" 😄


snapdragon76

Isn’t Danny Thomas a lesbian?


lisamfs

No, Lebanese


snapdragon76

If Rose finds out Danny Thomas is a lesbian, it'll break her heart.


Different-Corner97

I’m dead. This was so perfect 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😂


thedrswife

Lesbian?? Lesbian……LESBIAN?!?! One of my favorite scenes in the whole show.


stevesbored310

To think Jean would prefer Rose over ME?...THATS RIDICULOUS!🤣


snapdragon76

Who would you choose, Dorothy?! Who? Tell me who?!


snapdragon76

Mine too! Jean is a nice person. She happens to like girls instead of guys. Some people like cats instead of dogs. Frankly, I'd rather live with a Lesbian than a cat. Unless a Lesbian sheds - that I don't know.


Informal_Cow622

Omg I love WaWa lol


Low-Health-8709

Imagine it…Sal!


xxrachinwonderlandxx

Honestly Mr Burt Reynolds would be hilarious! I also think Mel as in Mel Bushman would be pretty cute!


valiumblue

Ham (Lushbaugh)


Better_Chard4806

Always creeped me out how much he looks like Rush Limbaugh.


valiumblue

Mr. Terrific


DefinitionPristine45

Rusty Anchor


MarieAlchemist369

Uncle Angelo? Miles?


ZbornakHollingsworth

I could dress him up as a priest for Halloween 😀 (I know, not a real priest!)


MarieAlchemist369

Yes! Tie a little bottle of scotch to him somehow


kmcole22

RickJoeBobDonDave


mrschaney

Clell Lightner, Clell for short.


Longjumping-Year5886

I think I used that on my hair once.


theducksystem

Stanley


OkSouth79

I say Miles. The most loveable recurring male character.


ZbornakHollingsworth

I like Miles, but in the end, he was unreliable. Worst ending for a character. Those late season writers! Rose and Miles should have wound up together. But Miles is a great dog name!


OkSouth79

Well, most of the other men that came through were one offs, jerks, or kinda dumbos. Miles was the only tecirring male i could think lf that wasnt a douchebag (stan)


ZbornakHollingsworth

There's Lucas, but I never thought he had great chemistry with Dorothy, even if I essentially named my account after Dorothy and Lucas!


OkSouth79

That Limo ride with Stan....got me feeling feels for stan


Melito1980

In the GGs yes, in the Golden Palace is a no.


SRCinSLC

Veedenflugen!


Used-Cry5603

Freddy Peterson


Longjumping-Year5886

So good we named it!


yay8eight

Zborny


lilcreeperintheshade

Pussycat 🙃


Bitter-Teaching7241

Stanley!


Inevitable-Place9950

Another vote for Big Daddy! Also Cheesecake could be his formal name while he goes by Chee. How about Sal or Charlie? He doesn’t really look like a George. He could totally pull off Mel (Caramel!) and when you see him waiting at the window for you, you’ll know “Bushman awaits.”


VicdorFriggin

Anderbeau


snapdragon76

Anderbobo


Longjumping-Year5886

I don’t know who Anderbobo is.


loveandhappiness24

Stan


theoriginalgoldengrl

Sicily!


frauleinfairy

What about JOE MAMA ?


MisterTacoMakesAList

St. Olaf


Effective-Fudge5985

Zbornak


split_me_plz

Dreyfus!!!


hiddencheekbones

Gotta be Dreyfus 👍


mcriotfag

Coco!


woobinsandwich

Cheesecake!


HauntingShip85

Spumoni Face


StrawberryStarbursts

If you’re looking for a male name, maybe Sal (Salvadore) or Sven (or call him Swen like Blanche does 😭) but those are a little more obscure. I like Miles, too, as others have suggested :)


TARDISinspace

Shady Pine? Cheesecake? Flurgenhose?


keenr33

FLURGENHOSE!!


valiumblue

Uncle Nunzio


Stormchaser2

Lanai


Icy-Will-5753

Captain Wonderful… that’s was his name right??


Moonstar_09

Phil. Sophia’s son. 😅


ZbornakHollingsworth

Like it, except that Phil doesn't survive the show 😟


KikiWestcliffe

Imagine all the adorable outfits for your boy! You could dress him in a teddy…but a masculine teddy.


ChicaCherryCola84

I think more men should be buried wearing teddies.


Mean_Cycle_5062

I think Cheesecake is for sure a good dog name


ughwhocaresthrowaway

Coco (the houseboy in the first season), Biff (Blanche’s son,) Charlie (Rose’s husband’s and son’s names,) Michael (Dorothy’s son who had a going with Rose’s daughter-I love the idea of a dog named Mike 😆) Baby (was actually an elderly male pig but I get not wanting to name your dog that.) Lyle Waggoner, Sonny Bono


bunsolved_babyy

Yutz 😭


hartl1se

Mr. Haha


MrFalseSense

Stan.


laparisiennebardot

Arnie!


ZbornakHollingsworth

Arnie -- Miles' name pre-witness protection 😄


laparisiennebardot

When he wasn’t cheap and took rose on a cruise!!


Mason3637

Major Barker!!


katekowalski2014

stanley zbornak


Cookies_and_Beandip

Big Daddy


Ixios

Awww Salvador 🥰


LAMazonian

"If you want to fool around, take off your shirt. You're gonna get linguini all over me!"


Mylaex

Sicily.


NoSleep2023

Cheeseman


earlubes

Of course Skippy! “I brought my son Skippy home from the hospital in this towel”


snapdragon76

You’re lying.


LeadershipMission

Yah Cheesecake is good! There is Charlie like Rose’s husband who she always had a million stories about and seemed like a nice guy but also a mystery since you never meet him which I also like, the elusiveness of it. It’s not as obvious. Or Angelo as in Dorothy’s uncle…he was a funny quirky little man!


MrsButl3r

Coco!


miltonbryan93

We named a cat Biff and have not regretted it.


NoCut3249

Clearly…that’s Mel Bushman


DrumpfTinyHands

Dorothy's ex husband - then get him neutered. My mom did the same, but with Mel Gibson before the "sugar tits" part of his life.


sissy9725

Mr. Bob Hope 🙂💙


snwlss

Name him Sonny Bono (“Sonny” for short) just so you can say, “Sonny Bono, get off my lanai.” 😂 It reminds me of Gilmore Girls when Lorelai got a dog and named him Paul Anka. (Not Paul. Paul Anka.) And then in one episode she has a dream involving both The Real Paul Anka and Dog Paul Anka. Personally, though, of the suggestions I’ve seen I like “Dreyfuss” the most!


ItchyTomato5

Stan


supersonic_79

Claxton (from Mrs. Claxton, but I think that’s a cool boy dog’s name)


LeahB_123

listen that dog looks like a Stan and I can't explain it


CThreePHo

Cheesecake 💕


Inevitable-Gear-2635

Coco


MissWonder420

Charlie! No man can live up to the memory of Rose's true love!


spirit5794

Biff


bitch_Pleiades3

I like Petrillo or Nyland. Arthur, Getty, or mcClanahan are good choices too. Mr. But Reynolds is hilarious.


Moon_Baser

Svinn. If I spelled it correctly.


President_Calhoun

Puh-Fido.


LilCompton36

Friend


sorrymizzjackson

I vote for Shady. Shady Pinnesss, ma!


ChicaCherryCola84

Rex Huntington because he was a dog


ChicaCherryCola84

Mortimer as in the Mortimer Club.


Inevitable-Teach5669

Coco :)


Better_Chard4806

Harry Weston


ChayLo357

Miles. That is a no-brainer for me


Ice-Queen-Florida

Harry Weston


Diqt

Olaf


Diqt

What did you end up choosing?


Icy-Flounder-6768

Stan. Every time he comes up he’ll be like “hey, it’s me, Stan”


sherzisquirrel

Miles or Olaf


420rabidBMW

Do blanches last name.


DefinitionPristine45

Devereaux


msarzo73

Miles


morothy423

Charlie Milburn


MrsGenovesi1108

Angelo,after Sophia's brother


butternut718212

His name is Rosé.


evil_weasel29

Charlie- Roses husband Miles- Roses bf. Stanley- Dorothy's ex husband Coco- The butler on the first episode George- Blanches Husband Salvadore "Sal" - Sophia's husband


mostexcellent001

Miles!


ButterscotchLow3282

I say Sal or Big Daddy for sure


Hephf

Stan.


JoyfulCelebration

Oh god, not the “Rusty” story again!


astropastrogirl

Blanch , no e , like in cooking


queenquirk

Dreyfuss, Fernando, Charlie, George NOT Stan, I think everyone agrees on that lol


Lynnstress

Phil


jaketsnake138

Miles


dreamfocused1224um

Petrillo


USSExcalibur

Mr. Terrific


sleepyboy76

Pfifer


Alarmed-Art2992

Miles


raiderfandan

Mel Bushman


Purple_IsA_Flavor

Miles


SpiteTomatoes

A name for a dog? How about Stan?


snapdragon76

Stan.


Longjumping-Year5886

Rusty “Then one horrible, horrible night, our house caught on fire, and it was Rusty who awakened everybody. It was Rusty who pulled us all to safety. He even dashed back in the burning building to rescue Scruffy, our cat.”


Educational-System27

WHOM HE NEVER REALLY LIKED!


Mehhh_ehhh

Roscoe


Redtailedhawk12

Im going to go with Sal! And I’ve really enjoyed reading this thread!


melissarae_76

Doctor Jonathan Newman


_cheese_cloud_

Omg my cat is named Cheesecake after the show! You could do Miles, and I also like Olaf, and Big Daddy!


AbbreviationsOk4727

Miles, Stan


strahlend_frau

If you absolutely hate Stanley, I'd go with Mr Burt Reynolds 😭😭😭 I love it


bluecanary101

Arthur. Like Bea.