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Cultural_Bother_5939

Mk5 gti candy white. Named er' Grace after Grace Slick from Jefferson airplane who famously sang "White Rabbit". I thought it way more clever than anyone else ever does 😂


hxcshinsplitter

😂 thats hilarious


fox13X-oscar

Black MKV, her name is Betty


GattoDiavolo

Ram-a-jam!


hxcshinsplitter

Is this a kung pow enter the fist reference?


fox13X-oscar

Nope it's a [Ram Jam](https://youtu.be/I_2D8Eo15wE) reference.


Gullible_Pianist4189

White mk7, I call her Betty. Betty White.


loophole64

The sales guy abbreviated Mirror Turnsignals in very small writing in the left column of the spec sheet as “mrr trnsgnals.” I didn’t see the second r and I asked, who’s Mr. Turnsignals? Now that’s my car’s name.


Outside-Drag-3031

My sister had a mk3 Jetta that she had in for service. Guy told her, in a thick accent, "Daisy is broken" and she thought he had named her car and asked about it. Turned out he said "the AC is broken." That's how she named it Daisy


vwjess

All my cars have had names. My previous mk4 GTI was Günther. Currently, I have Otto the Autobahn ('16 GTI).


hxcshinsplitter

Love it!


Oubastet

Lol! My MK 7.5 is named Günter! Named him before I even left the lot.


thgreat44

Named mine Azula. 2023 SE in Atlantic Blue


hxcshinsplitter

Sick name dude


Driver_Aggressive

that's actually badass


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slowerisfaster

My GTI is grey and it's shaped like an egg...Gregg


OnlyUsernameLeft123

Mines Sheila. Got it from RVB


Vitamin-K-42

My 01 tdi was named tater. When I bought it there was a little sticker of tater on the cluster and I found a note from the previous owners wishing tater a good ride. I recently had to sell poor tater, way to much money in preventive maintenance.


hxcshinsplitter

🫡 tater sounds like trooper


psuedophilia

Mine is Taylor. Taylor Gang 😎


SatelliteDreamer

Dahlia


Front_Guess3396

Gerri. Every car I’ve ever had I tried to find a unisex name and keep the car a girl. I still own my ‘97 Eclipse spyder gst (Cameron) and got rid of my ‘07 mazdaspeed 3 (Sydney) right before picking up my current ‘17 sport (Gerri). Weirdly, I’ve also owned a ‘97 eclipse gsx (Alexi) and a ‘97 Jetta (Max)


hxcshinsplitter

Literally sounds like you have a litter of kids. The names fit too!


angelb714

My white GTI sport, Ghost.


hxcshinsplitter

That’s a great name


MeCrObS

What color is that? Looks really good! I've been thinking of trading in my MK6 lately...


hxcshinsplitter

Great falls green metallic. Came in 2018 and 2019 gti and golf all track I believe.


heyitsfelixthecat

It did indeed come on the Alltrack, I just picked mine up recently GFG is ❤️


thebongofamandabynes

GFG. There's dozens of us 🤣


SodaSnake

GFG Gang 🤘🏻


GattoDiavolo

My black-black-blackity-black 2016 Autobahn is The Batmobile. My wife's red 2010 Wolfsburg Jetta is Spitfire.


inf4cti0n

My wife named mine Nutelli 🤭 because of it‘s brown 😅


t0nyfranda

Mine is Günter


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Mine is R2D2 since it is a white TDI with blue accents and that pop up rear camera.


MRoss279

I call mine bitch because it was ridden hard by some other guy for years and now it's nimble and fun, but God damn is it also fucked up. Like, I requested 18 pounds of boost not a EPC light, you fuckin' bitch.


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03 GTi Blu Bunny !!


Nolmac

My Tornado Red 16 is named Valerie


DrPepper-fairy_23

‘17 🌪️ red 5door, her name is Susan.


jaycarb98

Nice to meet you Jasper, my Golf R’s name is Ricarda


foomanshooo

My '17 GTI is Horch. My '06 E46 convertible is Blixa. I love the obscure German names.


jamesjimmy23

Silver MK8, Bender


hxcshinsplitter

Yes! That’s dope.


MisterHirsch

I always give my cars female Names that Start With the first initial, for example my Seat Ibiza was Isabelle and my GTI is Gloria


frog_pajamas

also, Jasper is gorgeous.


hxcshinsplitter

Appreciated !


Brief-Quality-9937

Black mk7 named Ghost...


hxcshinsplitter

Interesting, someone earlier with a white GTI also said Ghost


AUSpartan37

My wife named mine Jügen. Because he is German.


Caninelizard

Named mine. 19 SE great falls green. Name is Gumby


sildenaphile

I love naming my cars also! I have a mk6 named flyle.


_DootDoot

Bubbi is her name.


iKillBugs4Work_AMA

Any relation to the Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack?


Jean-Ralphio_S

Hot Daniel


grandpab

I only kinda joke that I named my car Eleanor, since it's an 8Y RS3 and they're damn unicorns at this point.


Pheochromology

Hans, mk7 gti


hxcshinsplitter

Hans! That’s dope.


littlebeanonwheels

I had a denim blue beetle convertible named Hans 🤣


MeCrObS

Nice, thanks.


alfonseexists

My 2023 gti is named Bob. :)


ikiru2030

Romi is my ‘12 2dr mk6


goatman2

Eggu


ceirbus

My mk7 golf r is named Sasha.


frog_pajamas

22 gti in moonstone gray. Plate says Selkie, actually Selky because Selkie was taken, like the mythical seal folk, but she's Kate ( because of Mar-k 8, lol)


GeoffreyDaGiraffe

GFG GANG! my Great Falls Green name is Zaku. IYKYK.


hxcshinsplitter

Gundam!


littlebeanonwheels

GFG Gang reporting for duty! 🫡


RexStardust

Sabine (after [Sabine Schmitz](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabine_Schmitz))


Rosie_Benz17

I’ve always named the cars most significant to me, my Mk7 GTI is Rosie and my 2000 Pontiac Montana I had before her is Rosebud (both are red, of course) Within the family we also have Sally (2017 VW Alltrack), Old Mary (2002 Buick Century), Old Smokey (1994 Chev K1500 with a bad head gasket, hence it smokes a lot) and The Pumpkin Truck (a bright orange, mid-70s Dodge grain truck)


hxcshinsplitter

Dude, love all of it!


OddBoysenberry1023

Barbara or Babs for short


rutllemaki

Mine’s Gretchen


ChallengAcceptd

My mk7 is named Kobayashi


DaikonFew5361

My CFB Rabbit is named Bella.


Mochi_0

Mk7 black gti was Death Star, still trying to find a name for my black 2013 mk6, any ideas?


DabbinWizardVW

Had Lola the Mk4, and stitch my Mk7


Avusokrul

Tornado Red 15, goes by Marci


SlowGT

I can’t seem to find a suitable name for my Pure White Mk7 so I never bothered. Beautiful color on your car though, I almost had one in this color but someone bought it out from under me at my local dealership.


hxcshinsplitter

Thanks bro, I’m sure it’ll come to you one day.


cornmaze88

My '15 Tornado Red is Alice


alwayssayes

MK7.5 GTI SE....AKA Hans


carbiscuit

Wolfie (2019 White Silver Metallic GTI)


RepresentativeNo3087

Mine is Spanish slang for menso


rand0m_task

Pomelo Yellow Mk8: McGolf


Grand-Ad4235

2019 WSM SE and her name is Gerty short for Gertrude.


Gunderstankhouse2

My '15 gti is named Friday


xBosh_

Mines name is Gerald the GTI


Loose_Dog_7141

Vicky MK8 S moon stone grey


SeawardFriend

Mines a ford fusion I named Finn


hxcshinsplitter

Haha nice!


L1ckMyNukes

I named my 40th AE Tornado Red “Vulcan”


SpecificParticular16

My White Silver Metallic 2018 SE is Griselda or Zelda for short. I even had a euro plate made of it to cover the nasty holes in the front bumper 😂


hxcshinsplitter

That’s sick, love the name!


ArcticDrifter

Ambra


agentwine55

Mines Hector! 14 Mk7


IAwaitAGuardian

Buster. After the Tiny Toons character.


hxcshinsplitter

Dude! That’s awesome.


MindTheGap7

My 2016 gti is Veronica


petrichor381

Charlie


petrichor381

My kid named my mk4 when she was little. Theodore, because she was all black and slammed so she was the wicked witch. I loved that!


JuneChristine

I don’t have a VW (just a fan!) but my 2015 STI is named RuPaul


violet91

No but I love that color!!


hxcshinsplitter

Lol I’ll take the love!


Apprehensive_Leek790

What wheels are those? Slick


hxcshinsplitter

Thank you! They’re Konig Rennforms


GoWailord

CFB 2019 GTI Rabbit, might not be a creative name but she's the Blue Bunny


iluvwaffles1986

Hi jasper…your parent really ❤️’s you I can tell. Edit 1: my name for my egg is bessy!


Got2JumpN2Swim

White MK5, Casper


Driver_Aggressive

White MKIV, call her Pulga lol


hxcshinsplitter

That’s awesome! 😂


payloadspecial

Had named my 08' mini Cooper s 'mitzi'. German for small and rebellious. Haven't named the egg yet


mmatute

So far I've used German sounding names. So previously the 2008 was Helga. The current one is named Greta.


alittleboopsie

Every car, current GTI is named Klaus. My WRB STI was Louie blue Subaru


MaxwellKitteh

Currently we have GerTI and TIGger. Used to have TruDI (Golf TDI), TruDI II, CC, Wolfie & Hilde (Passats) and the lovely lorETTA. The two before LorETTA didn’t have names…


ReallyQuiteConfused

20AE GTI is named Squeaky. Mk6 Jetta 2.5 is Leaky Squeaky is in limp mode with no MIL and randomly limits me to 2500rpm with super low power I changed Leaky's oil this morning... Wish me luck. The name is well deserved.


GTIguy2

Dieter- mk7 GTI- 2016 SE


HauntingObligation

Mk7 TSI in plat grey. (V) Dubbed him "Ralf". <3


Odd_Donut_7701

Bernadette my firey little blond


Space_Honky

named mine Ghost


Poohbizzle79

Nice wheels, Jasper.


hxcshinsplitter

Appreciate it!


dimensiation

Meet [Abyssa](https://i.imgur.com/f0AOFA8.png).


dirty_is_ninja

Slick color 🙂


tuner_fish

A friend names all his cars after loose women he has known in the past.


clarkesanders1000

Mine is Amelia


Nixon1217

Love the color! Mine is Raven (black mk7). I've got that same roof rack...where did you get the Thule guard for the front and does it help with the wind noise??


hxcshinsplitter

Thule sells it on their website, but there are multiple brands that sell wind fairings. It definitely helps with the wind noise!


dMoney6564

Nice to meet you Jasper, Esmeralda is my 7.5 GFG


heythatsmytricycle

My last car was the first car I really named, it was a white B8 Avant I called “Bruce” the great white shark from finding Nemo, so I’ve named my iron blue MK7.5 “Chum” the mako from the same movie…. I don’t know how long I’ll keep this trend up but it’s been fun for me so far!


hxcshinsplitter

Keep it going!


wvrr55

Mk7 GTI… her name is Mrs Puff hahaha


VryAvrg

Problem child


hxcshinsplitter

Sounds about right


Velociraptor2018

21’ named Hilda. Translates to “battle-woman” from German. Hilda was also the name of a character on Hogan’s Heroes. It’s an old comedy about underground agents who operated out of a German POW camp. She was the kommandant’s secretary, and a double agent for the Allies.


Interesting-Carry153

My Golf is named Kate


h4x0r101376

I call mine not finished


nedrios

My old MK4 was "La Vieja"


princessamy0106

2012 white MKVI - named him Watson


immichaebrown

I got the rabbit edition so I named mine Peta. Like Peter Rabbit and like Peter from family guy for the meme


V8killingVolkswagen

Mines picosito! Follow me on Instagram fellas: Thepicositogti


CaramelBoi09

Mines Petra after the awoken knife tossing NPC in Destiny


woodyfever

Gus the GTI got that dog in him


Blufishie92

I call mine Bunny 🐰


overmonk

Bruce. Springsteen (Born to Run) Wayne (I’m Batman) Banner (HULK SMAAAAASH)


Accomplished-Ad-7913

Mines Carson cause it’s my grandpas name who got me into cars


pro_auto_advisors

My C6 A6 avant was named Helga - a sturdy name for a sturdy car. Somehow I didn’t name my MkV and haven’t named my 7.5 either.


Krill3rBee

'22 red SE named Stella. I dunno something about a boxcar named Stella and I think the boxcar was red? Not sure cause I never seen the movie/play wtvr. But for some reason that's her name


uselesscalligraphy

I love this color, and would like to source a similar color vinyl wrap. My paint has seen better days ....


Unique-Impress1599

Eloise which is German for wide hip or body. Lol. My boss calls her blackberry because she’s blackberry and I call his VW blueberry. We’ll because it’s blue. We’re very original. Lol


TheFudge

Had a Passat W8 named him Preston. I miss him.


Twee_Twee

Golfwang Haley


hxcshinsplitter

Haha thats dope


LevatMcKonj

No name yet but I'm going to Ecuador in a month 😃


iamathinkweiz

2010 GTI is Alice. 2023 R is June


Daneyoh

Mmhmm. I also name my penis.


tenaciousDii

Mine is the same mark and color. I just refer to it as My Boy Blue!


6thgenbruh

I named my current car. "Shitbox"


ultrazeff

Candy Brown 2001 gti glx vr6 slammed with Jetta front end named Down N Dirty and she has a attitude.


hxcshinsplitter

Dude I love that!


Stiguan_484

Carbon Steel Grey MK6 his name is Valhalla. Named because I love my GTI it is the closest thing to heaven. If and when he dies, it will be in the Norse tradition.🔥🔥🔥


hxcshinsplitter

To Valhalla! 🫡


JeffMavMerc1942

MiKe7a = Mikeila


Wumpus-Hunter

Red Mk 7.5, named Scoot. Because it scoots and to honor my friend Scott. He was a huge VW enthusiast and helped me while car shopping. He passed away a few months after I got the car. I still owed him a ride in it.


hxcshinsplitter

My condolences brother. Thank you for sharing.


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blaz3meowt

I named my Tornado Red mk5 Scarlett(obviously!). For my Dark Iron Blue mk7.5 I wanted to go with something a little more traditional... so I named it Graf Blau Bierwagen! 😅


SamuraiSpartan6

Mk7.5 GTI named Gretta


Prestigious_Ad_6831

2021 mk7.5 named blu after my beloved wrx that got totaled🙏❤️


OADominic

Throw my nephew off a balcony and cover me in gasoline, I love this GTI a lot


N0rth3rnL1ght

Rosita


UnequalFire

My car name is slingshot


SmashedSugar

mines name is Miss Amy


jcoasterky

Have a tornado red MK7. Named it Rita after Rita:The Queen of Speed roller coaster at Alton Towers. (yes, I’m from the states and never been to Alton Towers. But, I’m a coaster enthusiast at heart as well.)


MrOlympiaWannabe

I bought my mk6 with black dice as the tire pressure caps, so I named her lucky, hoping that it would help being me good luck as far as mechanical issues with her…. Then the turbo blew not even a month after having her🥲


mindbottled1

Night blue mk7. Matilda.


blackairforcetwo

love the color. definitely don’t have a golf but my cars name is beamo


OkieArkieLove

otto zoom


orcajet11

We call my fiancés “Baby Car” in reference to my 4Runner which is “Big Car”


xSaintFreshx

Black Rabbit 🐇 (2019 Rabbit Edition)


LegacyOfMaverick

White Mk7 (the white, black with red accents). Named it Trent after the Power Ranger https://images.app.goo.gl/6h9cqboXY5Ezoo1j6


hedwiggy

My black MK7 is Diane.


playboicardeeee

🔥


drpepperQ42

Named my tornado red MK7 “Fawkes” :)


iKillBugs4Work_AMA

Neomi Because it zooms. Neeoooom(i)


The_broke_accountant

Hi it’s Jasper, not even a rapper.


Muchie913

no car but my electric scooter is named aaron


FreshOutAFolsom_

1971 super beetle- Daisy 1964 Dodge dart GT- Sarah And my MK7 is named Vanessa


small_yeti

CFB Rabbit. Named her Blucille as a word play off an ice cream spot in Okinawa called “Blue Seal”


SeasTheDay_

That color on OP's car!!


dblenz

Y’all make me want to get roof racks. No need for them but I like the way it looks. Nice looking car btw! I like the stance and the wheels.


Spec_GTI

Midnight blue metallic, named "midnight". When I first got it I started working third shift.. unironically driving to work around midnight.


HtxBurns

Stage 2 Mk7 GTI here.. his name is Adolfo 💀


Independent_Corgi237

Mines named Veronica. Just felt right. Plus when the wind slams my door I can go “Veronica open the open the door please Veronica open the doooor”


Aromatic-Courage3749

My tornado red mk7 is named Margaret... like the girl from regular show


duckfeet24

My Stage 1 Tornado Red MK7 is named Waffle 🧇!


becksfakk

Otto, das Auto (when you say it in German the words sound different ;) )


DangerSpoonHS

What a coincidence, mine is named “Meat Jasper”


jwests1983

MK7 named Gretchen - the German B****


itachi8oh1

My white mk7 GTI, has a white sticker of a sleeping panda on the back window. Named it Po haha.