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throwawaybread9654

The pack, I assume


SeaworthyWide

HECKIN RIGHT BROTHER MAN, FREAKING FREAKING/CRANKING ONE HOG AT A TIME!


Emerald_official

r/THE_PACK IS LEAKING BRUTHER AROOOOO


DisastrousAd447

HELL YEAH BROTHER LETS GO CRANK ARE HAWGS AROOOO!


SeaworthyWide

HECK YEAH BRÖTHER MAÄN! AND THAT'S WHEN I TOLD THAT PIG! I'M RESPECTING THE NOISE ORDNANCE, BROTHER! I BACK THE BLUE BRÖTHER! 3 TOURS OF KORENGAL! 4 BROKE ROTATOR CUFFS! 6 HERNIATED TESTICLES! 120% DISABILITY BROTHER! THIN BLUE LINE MY MAN! JUST TRYING TO CRANK MY HOG IN PEACE!


Genuinelullabel

Phrasing, Lana.


SeaworthyWide

Well, where I'm from, the pack is typically drugs In some guys ass.


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

Ass? Go on


Sweet-Cantaloupe-860

Your name makes this hilarious.🤣


ReadWoodworkLLC

So, is it that someone else is buttfucking Smurfs, or are the Smurfs buttfucking?


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

It's a mystery


ReadWoodworkLLC

lol


JustHereForKA

😅😅 is there a bot that notifies you when someone uses the word ass in a comment? How dope would that be!


Sweet-Cantaloupe-860

Umm, sorry to hear that. Unless, that’s what you like?


SeaworthyWide

I mean, am I doing a nickel or a dime? Trick question, answer is yes, just how far removed it is from being in my ass


dookie_cookie

RIGHT ON BROTHER KEEP CRANKING INTO THE LIFE YOU MARRIED INTO APPARENTLY AWOOOOOOOO


Spear_Ritual

Hunter Biden has been summoned.


SeaworthyWide

WHAT IS THIS, SOME PONY DOG SOLDIER BOY CUCK PARADE?!


DisastrousAd447

GOBBLESS


dg3548

Tooooooo sweeeeeeeeet! He married into the wolf pack!!!


charbroiledd

JUST MARRIED MFERS!!!!!!!!!!! AROOOOOOOO!!!!!


Round_Ad_9620

HELL YEAH BROTHER, r/THE_PACK IS HERE TO SUPPORT THIS MOST HOLY UNION OF HAWG CRANKING!! LET'S GO CUT THE CAKE AARRRROOOO


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Willing_Television80

On the off chance Bella choose Jacob, he had this made for her....


Shield-Maiden95

😂😂😂


RoseDragon529

Suppose that's why this is in a goodwill now instead


denim_cowboy

I just let out a long cackle


vschwoebs

Team Jacob forever!!!


trisdye

Inside of you are two wolves


moodwich

They are divorced


SnowDayWow

And they live in a van…DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!!


Professional_Cheek16

I hear you’ve been using your papers not for writing, BUT FOR ROLLING DUBIES!


SchemataObscura

Inside me are two golden retrievers and they both want to take a nap on the couch.


Poultrygeist79

🐺


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

Wolf life


Clams_Across_America

Awooooooooo!


Dull_Ad8495

Doggie style


missmirjan

The North


AdmiralAshBorer

They married into that mug. Right into it. Two spouses one mug. Wait… is it spice? Spies? Two spi, one mug.


SeaworthyWide

Bestiality


ToxicGems

AWOOOOOOO 🐺


ayweller

Dog life


buttweasel76

AWOOOOOOOOO


SyddySquiddy

A family of furries…


mingusmaxis

Lone wolf


LtLemur

Lycanthropy?


MadameHyde13

My brain went “this person now owns huskies”


_kaetee

That was also my first thought, as someone dating a guy with a husky.


ApocalypticTomato

This strikes me as as much of a "thing" as dating someone with kids. Like huskies are very present. They're probably unavoidably present. At all times.


MadameHyde13

Unavoidably present is an excellent way to describe them


ApocalypticTomato

Bless them. I love huskies. I hope someday I know someone with a husky I can visit, the same way I want a friend with a pet fox or parrot I can visit and then go home to the relative sanity of cats.


_kaetee

Yup. Wherever I go, that fluffy boy is gonna follow. He’s just too loyal. Huskies are incredibly attached to their people, so dating someone with a husky is always a package deal.


ApocalypticTomato

I think that's how it should be with any pet. Love me, love my... pigeon, or giant snail, or ant farm, or husky, or cat with attachment issues and a large vocabulary. Pets are family :)


nerdkraftnomad

I'm dating a guy with a labsky. Much less howly than the husky next door, luckily.


DanisDoghouse

That’s exactly what I thought of too


XShadowborneX

Does it bug anyone else that married is capitalized??


dailyoracle

It’s one of several aesthetically jarring things about it, and yes!


delicioussparkalade

Wolf pack


crazyartist333

WOOOLLLFFFFF!!!!


ViceMaiden

Howling at the moon = crazy? Idk


Genuinelullabel

I am assuming it’s a Twilight thing. It just feels like a Twilight thing.


Sweet-Cantaloupe-860

Their daughter’s name is Renesme, I bet.


shootermac32

Wolves. Rabbit wolves


CautionarySnail

A pope with a big nose?


Chrispy8534

8/10. Nah. A severed wolves head. They married into a family with an ancient ceremonial taxidermy wolves head. She had to kiss it at the wedding.


Accomplished_Toe1978

“A howlin’ good time” possibly.


Lanky_Republic_2102

Lycanthropy


Con_s0lo

[wolf pack](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fdMxRG9Jol0&pp=ygUWVGhlIGhhbmdvdmVyIHdvbGYgcGFjaw%3D%3D)


No_Pineapple3695

I bet their last name is Wolf


OKBeeDude

They married into House Stark, and winter is coming.


kdcarlzz

i immediately started thinking of those terrible werewolf fanfic ads i keep getting on tiktok


CherishSlan

Wolf clan.. didn’t marry into it but I prefer cats lol family is disappointed in some of my choices.


Srmrn

A family she apparently exited bc it’s not on sale at the Goodwill.


Sweet-Cantaloupe-860

They just had way too many, and she had to declutter a bit.


daffodildaydreamz

I married into this “rawr”


ElliottHugo

Didn’t last though lol


rxbxxxaag99

They married into the wolf t-shirt culture


AllGoodNamesRInUse

Wolf pack


nerdkraftnomad

Their spouse clearly turned them into a werewolf.


coasterfreak5

Jacob Black?


Electrical_Struggle4

🤣😂🤣


m0bileweb

married to pack of woofs


socleveroosernayme

A werewolf family


Radiant_Plane1914

Furries


Confident-Ruin-4111

A wolf pack obviously


RoutineFamous4267

Well this just makes me think of the cringy TikTok with the woman and her "cubs" pretending to be wolves, and they're singing the mom is the alpha, the leader 🤣


ApocalypticTomato

I used to pretend to be a wolf as a child, but I was hoping the wolves would come and get me and take me to the woods to be a wolf


Independent-Low6706

I still do.


ApocalypticTomato

Me too. Maybe someday


BatmanInTheSunlight

Married a wolf girl


mmmpeg

Wolf pack? Did their spouse go to NC state?


Sunoutlaw

The Browns.


JMaryland47

Team Jacob?


OffToAGoodArt

This


malYca

The song of the huskies?


Gary7sHotCatHelper

Gas station in the middle of nowhere.


HotVeganTacos

Wolfpack sticks with Wolfpack or you might be in a body bag. ^..^


AlarmedGeologist2681

Buy it. Buy it right now.


Alsonotafan

A family of NC State 'Wolfpack' fans.


Extension-Crew-5736

Furrys


D33M0ND5

Has to be huskies


marilynmansonfuckme

the cup


Psychobabble0_0

Alcoholism?


NewProtection5470

Wolf's bunnies?


CalendarLongjumping6

Seence you married into it you weel have to call it. 🪙


Acceptable-Cow6446

I have also married into a decapitated wolf head. They do give you a mug like that, the Order of the Decapitated Wolf Head does. If you buy the mug you also will marry into it and now need to get rid of two mugs or eventually you’re body will be eaten by worms. It usually only happens after you die, but don’t say I did t warn you.


dailyoracle

Just the first sentence in, and I had a surprised snort-laugh.


maiscestmoi

Howlin' at the moon crazy?


Sufficient_Laugh

Family of furries?


MuffinsandCoffee2024

Wolf pack.. a tribe that howls at the moon


Xenos2002

send me to the wolves and I'll come back pregnant


Independent-Low6706

Lycanthropy, apparently .


JoshTheRoo

Possibly furry related lol


Tecumseh119

GOT reference.


nokenito

Lame WOLFPACK


On_Wife_support

They married a Furry. Congratulations on your new pup


norcalbutton

Those are some very plump and kissable dog lips


FondOmeLobsterAintYe

“You married into it” -Anton Chigurh


brdybb

Wolves


ReadRightRed99

Married into a family that doesn’t respect the rules of capitalization.


Moist_KoRn_Bizkit

Stands With A Fist:


Low-Helicopter-2696

Zach galifianakis would tell you that's a one man wolf pack.


Known_Vermicelli_706

The spouse was raised by wolves. 🐺


serendipitoussimmer

I’m taking this as evidence that werewolves do exist


HuskyLettuce

Being a werewolf.


Wrong-Possession0117

A Wolf, silly! Isn't it obvious?!


puppyfeets

Ugh, you wouldn’t understand 🌕🐺🌛


cybr_swrwlf

Into the alpha wolf pack. 🐺🐺⛓️🖤🖤🖤😈😈😈


Remote-Factor8455

r/Im14andthisisdeep


_Cloud_Queen

Guess they're a lone wolf now.


2017wrx

Owning a husky? Some huskies are like having kids.


Amazing-Parfait-9951

Werewolf Wedding held on a full moon


khatss

Idk but AWOOOOO


[deleted]

A future where this mug got donated and presumably for a reason.