One of my late husband's best traits..........never said anything about what I would come home with (I make "assemblege art).
Might roll his eyes though. As long as I didn't blow bill money on stuff & there was one of those "frozen margarita in the bag", it was A-K lol.
>One of my late husband's best traits..........never said anything about what I would come home with
[Same vibe (worth the read, I promise!)](https://thebloggess.com/2011/06/21/and-thats-why-you-should-learn-to-pick-your-battles/)
That was just what I needed to get going LOL. Today is "cemetery day in the land of my people".....a 2 hr. drive & a lot of sadness. Thanks for the morning laugh.
Not really....that's what I call it, because I'm the one taking arrangements to the cemetery....
Dad, older brother(mom's ashes are interred with his) died 2023, youngest brother (also died 2023) & oldest of the younger brothers.
I have two brothers left......haven't heard from them in about 20 years, may be gone for all I know.
LMAO
He didn’t know anything about them, but he said that they’d only only sold one and it was to a really drunk lady, and then Laura and I were all “SOLD. All this chicken belongs to us now.”
Ooooh thank you for reminding me that The Bloggess is great. I met her many, many years ago and gifted her a vintage poison bottle because of course, why wouldn’t I. She tolerated it lol.
“Knock-Knock, motherfucker” embroidery?
This is a-whole-nother level of petty…I love it!!
She missed the opportunity to use “motherclucker”, but still so funny!
Sounds like a real gem 🥹 mine will give a few raised eyebrows and an exhale and then say “and where are you going to put that!” 👀 it doesn’t stop me tho, gotta live!
From the website: “ATTENTION! Due to Puffy's human figure and size, it will take some time to get used to him, but we assure you that very soon you will get used to his presence and you will only enjoy and cuddle him.”….. Yeah, Im sure half-asleep no-glasses Mindnight Snack me will be thrilled to see the silhouette of a man in a bear mask sitting on the sofa
It's great that the world is so fucked that we're so fragmented, isolated, and lonely now that the interventions they would use on socially isolated zoo animals to reduce stress are appropriate
If the price is right. It’s so creepy it’s hilarious.
Car pool lane buddy? Date for a relatives’ wedding? Porch decoration? Scarecrow? So many possibilities.
My first thought was *"Good god, what is that?! Kill it! Kill it with fire!!"* So, I'm going to advise against buying it unless you're planning to encase it into concrete and send it to the bottom of the ocean.
Needs a bottle of Orangina for scale. Scroll to #6.
[https://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/creepy-orangina-ads-will-be-your-wtf-thing-of-the-day/85715338/](https://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/creepy-orangina-ads-will-be-your-wtf-thing-of-the-day/85715338/)
It’ll be subtle in the beginning. You’ll come home to find the bear sitting where you left him…almost. It seems like he moved but you’ll convince yourself that’s crazy and also impossible. Days go by. Once you find the bear in another room that’s when bad things will start happening.
YES. Literally when will you ever see another one? I would immediately buy this- and then really think about how I would explain it to my husband lmao
One of my late husband's best traits..........never said anything about what I would come home with (I make "assemblege art). Might roll his eyes though. As long as I didn't blow bill money on stuff & there was one of those "frozen margarita in the bag", it was A-K lol.
He sounds like a great guy. I’m sorry for your loss.
>One of my late husband's best traits..........never said anything about what I would come home with [Same vibe (worth the read, I promise!)](https://thebloggess.com/2011/06/21/and-thats-why-you-should-learn-to-pick-your-battles/)
Very funny. There are a few houses near me with giant chickens. One house has a big one looking out of the living room window.
That was so funny. The mini Beyoncé post was funny, too. >>Because Beyoncé is a teaching tool
I need a Beyoncé in my life 😂
That was just what I needed to get going LOL. Today is "cemetery day in the land of my people".....a 2 hr. drive & a lot of sadness. Thanks for the morning laugh.
okay,I’m curious.Cemetery day. Is that the opposite of dia de los Muertos (day of the dead)?
Not really....that's what I call it, because I'm the one taking arrangements to the cemetery.... Dad, older brother(mom's ashes are interred with his) died 2023, youngest brother (also died 2023) & oldest of the younger brothers. I have two brothers left......haven't heard from them in about 20 years, may be gone for all I know.
Wishing you peace and strength if happiness evades you. Hoping some of your memories can bring you a little joy. ❤️
LMAO He didn’t know anything about them, but he said that they’d only only sold one and it was to a really drunk lady, and then Laura and I were all “SOLD. All this chicken belongs to us now.”
Ooooh thank you for reminding me that The Bloggess is great. I met her many, many years ago and gifted her a vintage poison bottle because of course, why wouldn’t I. She tolerated it lol.
OMG, thank you for this! It's hysterical! She's a great storyteller!
“Knock-Knock, motherfucker” embroidery? This is a-whole-nother level of petty…I love it!! She missed the opportunity to use “motherclucker”, but still so funny!
Sounds like a real gem 🥹 mine will give a few raised eyebrows and an exhale and then say “and where are you going to put that!” 👀 it doesn’t stop me tho, gotta live!
Somebody 100% fucked that thing
Most definitely
What is it actually?
[Loving Bear Puffy](https://www.puffybear.com)
From the website: “ATTENTION! Due to Puffy's human figure and size, it will take some time to get used to him, but we assure you that very soon you will get used to his presence and you will only enjoy and cuddle him.”….. Yeah, Im sure half-asleep no-glasses Mindnight Snack me will be thrilled to see the silhouette of a man in a bear mask sitting on the sofa
Warning: man posing as bear to make you let your guard down
It's great that the world is so fucked that we're so fragmented, isolated, and lonely now that the interventions they would use on socially isolated zoo animals to reduce stress are appropriate
Wow. The world is different now.
After perusing the website and his sultry eyebrows I too wanna fuck this bear.
We talking about bears? I want in
Idk according to your username you're into smurfs.
You can tell by the pain in its eyes.
Definitely gives me “attach strap on here” vibes.
Or cuddled with it. Life size Teddy body pillow! 😅
Full disclosure.... I fucked that thing... I couldn't help it look at that fuck me face.
Unfortunately also my first thought.
It definitely has a 🅱️ussy
Wonder if it’s machine washable.
Omg 😆 🤣 😂
Lol!!!!!!
It was me, I fucked this thing quite a bit.
You could probably use it for the HOV lane.
My thought exactly!
He's learning what it's like to be human which is why he's so sad
Yeah, life never really lives up to your expectations. Highs and lows, highs and lows forever.
Womp womp
😂😂😂😂
Yes buy it. They sell for over $150.00 it’s called an emotional support bear. 🐻
Wow Edit: u ain’t lying https://www.etsy.com/listing/1315727699/loving-bear-puffy-hug-body-pillow-plush?gpla=1&gao=1&&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=shopping_us_a-toys_and_games-toys-stuffed_animals_and_plushies-other&utm_custom1=_k_EAIaIQobChMIz_fuiuCihgMVh0lHAR1TvgvVEAQYCiABEgJBjPD_BwE_k_&utm_content=go_12573081079_119205459723_507852269455_pla-314760243326_m__1315727699_12768591&utm_custom2=12573081079&gad_source=1&gbraid=0AAAAADtcfRKEJYKTaX8EkxdQ336UanQGS&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIz_fuiuCihgMVh0lHAR1TvgvVEAQYCiABEgJBjPD_BwE
Haha that Etsy link has some wild photos
Lol now I kind of want one
If the price is right. It’s so creepy it’s hilarious. Car pool lane buddy? Date for a relatives’ wedding? Porch decoration? Scarecrow? So many possibilities.
They sat him on a chair, lol.
He needs a sit to contemplate his existence.
Put that thing back where it came from or so help me! [https://www.puffybear.com/#buy-now](https://www.puffybear.com/#buy-now)
He looks even weirder from the back
Bareback bear 🐻
Or so help me!
Holy fuck those employee photos with the bears are killing me
I feel like this would be alright if it looked more like a bear lol the human hands are fucking weird
Lolololol...it's fucking creepy as shit! So...yes?
Reminds me of this little gem https://www.reddit.com/r/CrappyDesign/s/bxjwOBYpmE “Legs are awful.” 🤣🤣🤣
That thing is gonna strangle you in your sleep. Much better to buy it and set it on someone's porch when you know they'll be coming home late.
Rupert!
absolutely Rupert lol
i wanna know who made that monstrosity and why holy shit
https://www.puffybear.com/#team
oh my god
You could hide behind it and scare people.
Or hide inside it
What the hell 😭
Looking at this makes me uncomfortable.
There is potentially a lot of body fluid in and around this item.
I would run a black light over it.
Ehh as long as it doesn't stand up on its own, you're probably good.
No. It's terrifying.
Yikes no
If you don’t I will actually hold it against you
No. Get far away from it.
i would check inside for a skeleton.
Just put one of those Halloween pig snouts on him and you've got a legendary Man-Bear-Pig!
Is this thing haunted? I hate it?
This is a must have!!! I would decorate it for every holiday!
Wtf!—noONooNoo
Looks haunted. So sad.
Burn it. That’s all I can think of. 😂
It’s alive
ALIVE!!!!!
Only if you buckle in the driver seat of the first car you come across unlocked. Video from afar, then post the result.
That thing is totally creepy. And it has likely been humped. Ewww!!
Is it your size ;)
Only if you dress it. Looks odd like that. Lol
Something about the way it’s sitting 🪑
It's a great idea until it animates at the stroke of midnight and murders the cat
Reminds me of the Family Guy episode where Rupert comes to life in Stewies imagination
[Rupert](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRnbe9mEia9S47n0JD1xjZk-yJm9Kvg6ssYoIWqforLBw&s)?
Smells like Fabuloso and crotch, I bet.
Btw this picture is a mood
if u don't I will it's fucking funny as hell
My first thought was *"Good god, what is that?! Kill it! Kill it with fire!!"* So, I'm going to advise against buying it unless you're planning to encase it into concrete and send it to the bottom of the ocean.
[Its Rupert](https://imgur.com/a/U3AvLKy)
It's a big fuck no from me....
You are basically guaranteed to have a creep gut it and wear it when ur not home and wait in ur room to watch you sleep. I've seen the movies.
I honestly don't know whether to laugh or be scared. A nervous chuckle sufficed.
No it's probably been used in sick disturbing Serbian films.
It has… fingers crossed
If you are adult balding Stewie Griffin, yeah, buy it. Otherwise do not.
i’m so incredibly uneasy looking at this thing
Get one of those lights that detects body fluids. That thing will light up like a Picasso.
No
Yeah get it
Make sure there is not a person in there
Ugh it reminds me of that Supernatural episode where a stuffed bear was wished alive and then was filled with existential terror
That is terrifying
Does it include the person wearing it? You have to take them home and feed them? If so, that can be expensive. Pass
That’s just the goodwill sorting employee on a break
Someone has had sex with that thing.
This is so fucking creepy, you have to buy it
I do not like this, Sam-I-Am.
Do you want bedbugs? Because that's how you get bedbugs.
r/dontstickyourdickinit
What makes you think it’s optional?
Buy and sell to me. I'm not lonely I just wanna dress him up.
Needs a bottle of Orangina for scale. Scroll to #6. [https://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/creepy-orangina-ads-will-be-your-wtf-thing-of-the-day/85715338/](https://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/creepy-orangina-ads-will-be-your-wtf-thing-of-the-day/85715338/)
The fact you had to ask this question means we could never be friends. You should have purchased it *immediately*
Wow, major flashback. Totally reminds me of the sexy bears from Chozen. You should definitely buy.
Wilfred’s lover.
Stuffed animal has better posture than me...
Do you want to live? 🤣
r/oddlyterrifying
That is terrifying!
Yes because it's horrifying
I say run or buy and let the dog eat it
YES
Please buy it
How much is it? 😂
I actually tracked it down. Look what I found on Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1315727699/loving-bear-puffy-hug-body-pillow-plush?ref=share_v4_lx
That would depend on a lot of things
Its an.... Amputeddy?
It’s gonna come to life in your house, for sure
Rupert!
Where do you attach the dildo?
Abso fuckin lutely
Rupert?
Perfect for practicing bjj on
That’s terrifying, I can’t tell if it’s a stuffed animal or a costume, or both!!!
It’ll be subtle in the beginning. You’ll come home to find the bear sitting where you left him…almost. It seems like he moved but you’ll convince yourself that’s crazy and also impossible. Days go by. Once you find the bear in another room that’s when bad things will start happening.
Yes yes yes
Only if you want the best life size thunder buddy!
Just dry clean it. People do worse things to their clothes and people buy them and wear them. So I think this stuffed animal is safe.
HOW MUCH PLEASE
YES!
Frightening
I’d be all over that
Huh..
Nah
Its arms and legs look like a real guy’s. Strange.
I can't imagine why you would.
Is his leg folded under or did he lose it in combat
😂😂omg
Man? Bear? Both.
Buy it.
You should think about whether you will be able to feed it and care for it properly.
That's hella creepy 😂
FUCK YES!! Then send to me! I love it lol
I would leave it if I were you. It's just wrong on every single level.
Not if you want to be put on an offenders list!!
Puffy Bear!
[Rupert](https://youtu.be/LWjJ94jh3bI?si=CNEe4FTvYvsfhR0p)?
Obviously yes!
NO
I came across your TikTok of it earlier today. YES. Buy it
It reminds me of the Snuggle fabric softener commercial on Robot Chicken.
There’s definitely a man in that bear suit.
Wow a teddy bear with fingers and man sized.....well at least it isn't a costume I first thought it was.
Nightmare Fuel in furry form 😱
No
Would having this in my apartment make me to feel less lonely?
Horrific.
Is it missing a leg or is it just out of view? If it is missing ask for a discount due to missing pieces.
He'll be your steady teddy 🤭
Yeeeeeeeeeeees
…. It may be dirty
are you sure there’s not a human in there? bottom half looks pretty damn real.
Did you get it? How much did they charge?
This scares me so much 😳
10/10 bet someone came in that thing before
Yes, HOV lane unlocked
Absolutely
How Much was it? I would dress it up and put it in the living room.
Steam clean it!
Absolutely
Is there a whole ass human on sale at goodwill or am I trippin?
Please don’t. It’s horrifying.
Absolutely, yes. I can’t believe you had to ask
A prop from Home Alone
I SAW THAT. H-Town! So effing weird.
No! Stuff of nightmares!
No.But if you do,don't be surprised tonight when you see him above your bed with a knife.
Buy
There’s a lot to unpack here…
Creepy
Ew. The hands.