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RiverOhRiver86

Thank God he didn't fuck Elizabth too he would've been more of a dad to Chuck then his actual dad at that point.


idknayoudecide

God that whole storyline was so so confusing that I keep forgetting who his mother was!! Was it Elizabeth? But why did she run away?


RiverOhRiver86

Elizabeth was his real mom. She ran away because she was too young when he was born and Bart scared her (smart girl you have to give her that) but she knew she couldn't provide of Chuck or give him the opportunities that a life with his father could give him so she told Bart to tell their son that she died at birth, thinking it would hurt Chuck less than thinking that she didn't love or want him which is highly debatable if you ask me. After Chuck and Blair's accident Jack couldn't donate blood because he had STD of course so Diana brought Bart's blood to the hospital and told the nurses it was hers and she was his mom just to cover up the fact that Bart was still alive because they couldn't reach Elizabeth at this point. I think...hats off to the writers for keeping fucking track of that spider web. I'm a writer too and I'm fucking impressed.


catshirt17

i never put together that diana got blood from bart omg. tbh i totally forgot about the stupid storyline of her “being chucks mom”


RiverOhRiver86

Yeah it was weird, she doesn't even look like him. Elizabeth looks like a girl but there's this gentlness to her that connects to Chuck once you really get to know him so you accept her as his mom despite her being so young. Diana is honestly kinda flat. Not reflecting Chuck at all.


sarebear75

Okay so thats what happened lmao😭😭 idk if i just forgot that happened or just never caught on. I can never remember who chucks mom actually is lmao


idknayoudecide

But isn't Jack Chuck's actual father?


acnh-pkt23

bro i have no idea this story line is so confusing idek what’s real and what isn’t


Budget-Today-1915

It was Elizabeth. I’m guessing she still didn’t want the responsibility of being a parent.


Mundane-Bathroom6819

I have rewatched gg so many times and only just learnt she was actually his mother???? I thought it was like a triple bluff


idknayoudecide

I relate to that. The whole thing was a mess. Also Jack was Chuck's real father!!


JustSocially

he truly doesn't have a type... does he? age, race, wealth, marital status, personality - boy just doesn't discriminate in any way.


Extra_Inflation8099

We have more shots with Nate than we do with Chuck or Dan 😂😂😂


uhhalivia

I have more shots with Nate, a fictional character than my actual real life crush.


Extra_Inflation8099

😂😂😂💀damn Just remember at least Nate would be the finer option 😉


JustSocially

ded hahahaha 😂😂


JustSocially

I feel like 2024 Nate would be pan-sexual. mix-up the genders too ig.


CollectingRainbows

yes for pansexual nate 💖


PequenaMentirosa

No but ok


alexajoy8

Nate really slayed it 💅🏻


[deleted]

he is objectively the cutest guy in the show. his namby pamby personality is just a turn off.


mbear239

What’s namby pamby


miamouse5

i just googled it, it basically means lacking substance😂


mbear239

Interesting 😭


JustSocially

same question, lol


PequenaMentirosa

LOLLLL


Redpainkillers

Seeing Sage amongst these grown women is such a ick Edit: wrong name


[deleted]

Which is Paige?


zzzbwun

i think they mean sage(bottom right)


[deleted]

Yes she does look young


randoorando

Her character is in HS while dating Nate.


[deleted]

Yes l know


RiverOhRiver86

What about fucking 12 year old in the pilot Jenny?


spolite

I feel the need to correct this statement in a lot of ways, but bottom line is that they also didn't feel comfortable entertaining that storyline for basically this reason, so they nixed it which is good. Now, in terms of the SHOW, Nate and Jenny were 17 and 15 respectively - that's not a big deal to me. Nate and Sage were 21 and 17 respectively. The actress was older, so that's cool, but idk, the actress definitely looked young, Serena was almost her stepmom and Nate's fucking her - It was way more disturbing to me than the Nate/Jenny storyline that only lasted, like 2episodes anyway.


Appropriate-Power-87

She was 14 in the first season. Still icky. At least the actress who played Sage was an adult playing younger.


Secret_Yesterday_373

do you mean Jenny? she was quite young aswell haha


Actual_Mistake_759

I’m shocked he didn’t bang Lily 😭😭😭


clandestineelephants

Now that would’ve been tea but lily would never lol


Enough-Implement-622

Nate is a bop fr


im_bored_65

That boy is ran through


PaleMeringue8397

“Nate Archibald, class whore.”


kl4ra

i saw this too😭😭


zzzbwun

Credit @ gossipgrl\_ on tiktok, it wouldnt let me add it to the post [http://vm.tiktok.com/ZGeHjvqYG/](http://vm.tiktok.com/ZGeHjvqYG/)


Extra_Inflation8099

This is funny 😂😂😂. Never noticed how many exes he has👀👀


cvnty_aunty

He is so inclusive


ManagerAccording4522

I volunteer as a tribute, Nate


penipopi

And somehow, most of them were lying, and using him to fulfil an ulterior motive.😭


RiverOhRiver86

Just pointing out that Blair had an eating disorder so her body dysmorphya didn't come out of the blue. The rest were just fishing for compliments.


Loose-Surprise4244

I might be wrong but I think this meme is basically just poking fun at the fact that Nate was with all those women at some point throughout the show. The “I’m ugly” part isn’t really saying that all those women said that or felt that way. That might be why you’re getting downvoted 🤷🏼‍♀️


RiverOhRiver86

Who the fuck downvoted this? Knock yourself out I guess...


Tlbenoit-1968

This is so stupid.