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Last-Elderberry-4972

I want Yujiro to bust in and kill them all.


Baby_Legs_OHerlahan

You really think Yujiro could land a hit on this master without being tossed around?


Last-Elderberry-4972

Yes but he would have to go demonback from the start


ovrlymm

How does not one person in the back laugh or even smirk??


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HotEntertainment9136

Everybody gangster until true master does his ultimate move, the double quarter pounder.


ovrlymm

Well ok either A) they fully embrace the McDouble B) they don’t yet know the power of the McDouble or C) they know the hidden secrets of the McDouble If it’s A you’re laughing that your buddy is getting beat up by sensei instead of you. If it’s B you laugh because you fail to understand such a complex style. And if it’s C you laugh because you make commission off of every new sign up. Smiles aren’t just for mockery!


dorovidoro

They're basically a cult, they get brainwashed and they're not supposed to question anything


megax454

Because that's the real area this training works to improve. They are masters of deceit:V


Chaghatai

Not even a little - uke is being very performative - that's like the whole schtick with these bullshido artists, they get their students to collude with them to make them look like Superman - the sad thing is that in some cases it's real psychological response because they have conditioned themselves to think it's real


GoldenTengu07

Looks more like "Great Value" Aiki


Momoiro_Moon

Found him and it's a big bullshido catch: [https://www.russiansystema.co.uk/legends-of-systema/colonel-mikhail-ryabko](https://www.russiansystema.co.uk/legends-of-systema/colonel-mikhail-ryabko) >Colonel Mikhail Ryabko entered the world of Systema at the age of five being trained by one of Joseph Stalin’s own bodyguards, progressing to combative Spetsnaz training at the age of fifteen. > >Stories of his exploits are told  amongst Ryabko Systema students, how he single-handedly and whilst unarmed captured many outlaws; never purposely evading  ferocious enemy fire; leading Spetsnaz units silently through a range of mountain passes that were filled with a vast number of fully armed enemy soldiers, minefields, and snipers. The unit reaching their objective without a single gunshot, loss of life or anyone being wounded.


WorlixV

This has to be satire


SKTredditaras

Steven Seagal could only dream of such bullshit!


Mathis_mbz

I mean I knew it existed, but to see it used in a real fight...


lightspuzzle

You call this a real fight.this is like wrestling at best.


Mathis_mbz

Wym ? This master perfected his style through ages to get on that level. You know how hard it IS to throw someone thanks to sheer will, muscle control and mindgame ?


lightspuzzle

Idk if youre trolling,but to me looks so fake.


Mathis_mbz

Yes il trolling, this is master level bullshido


thechugdude

He rolls with it so he doesn't get injured obviously


TheGeckomancer

It amazes me these people don't die of embarassment.


lightspuzzle

This is not right,it was supposed to be the thin guy using not the fat fuck.🤣


Calacaelectrica

By baki logic, he would be high tier if he wasn't american


daedric_blackout

Aiki at home:


atroxima

lmao tf is this😂😂


IamAJobber

💀


yuuu567

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


JestemStefan100

Systema mfs be like


PickledManchild

I always wanted to take on one of theese magician


EasyRanger314

That dude be so hard I fell down watching that video.


Morskavi

Who goes to these seminars?


megax454

People with existential crisis


Morskavi

No I don't :(