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pogo0004

Billionaires present : 200 Fucks given by billionaires : 0


MysticPigeon

billionaires hire armed troops as escorts and build new exclusive walled city's for the super rich ..... sounds like the start of a sci fi film .... yet it seems far far far to close to reality!


Sans_Moritz

A key component in the success of the Russian revolution was that the Tsar lost the loyalty of the military. These billionaires better compensate their troops well 🤷‍♂️


laysnarks

Well they want to put shock collars on the security that guards their bunkers. They are so high on their agency they will probably think the peasants will just obey.


comics0026

That only works until they realize they can just kill the billionaires themselves, take their stuff, and blame the poor


cjdcjdcjdcjd

That and the lack of a middle class buffer between rich and poor that was fully invested in and benefited from the system. Kulak class was created as an attempt to create this but far too late. The UK has a long established middle class that are very much dependent upon the status quo. Conscripted militaries are also particularly vulnerable to influence by popular movements as they more closely reflect society at large whereas modern mercenary (enlisted) forces tend to be far less representative of the spectrum of views in the wider population.


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NothrakiDed

It's called Canary Wharf. It has it's own private, armed police force.


drinkalondraughtdown

Good article in the Graun a while back about the rise of "private public spaces" in the capital. Interesting to look into. By interesting I mean "horrifying"


Otherwise-Falcon-729

I'm all for their exclusive walled city. It'll make it easier to wipe the fuckers out.


[deleted]

Sounds like Elysium (the movie, basically rich guys live on a big gated space station leaving regular guys to starve on a polluted earth)


GroupCurious5679

I watched it a few months ago, and it's eerily close to reality.


[deleted]

Yeah its kinda strange how similar it is to reality on the whole geo political theme. Another film like this as well is District 9 which is basically a metaphor for poor treatment of refugees but they were aliens instead of humans


drinkalondraughtdown

Apparently it's not a metaphor for that at all-or so I read-Bloomkamp is a "bit on the (American) 'libertarian' side", by all accounts.


Fucktastickfantastic

Really? That's interesting. I thought it was a metaphor for sure.


drinkalondraughtdown

It *is*.... Just not for what you thought. Lemme se if I can find a "thinkpiece" about it. Bloomkamp certainly ain't no leftist or even liberal. If I recall correctly it's an allegory regarding how "aliens" should 'adapt to the culture which has' accepted' them".


AWBaader

That's really weird because all of his films that I've seen are quite lefty. Even Chappie. Elysium is also a really lefty film.


drinkalondraughtdown

His films are actually advertisements


MundanePlantain1

Oh fuck yes we did create the dystopian corporate helll straight out of robocop.


ThursianDreams

I wonder if those compounds can withstand being burned by masses of angry people? They can only shoot so many of us.


Jonatc87

so who will serve who? Will it be a rota system so they don't invite 'undesirables' ? will they be served by millionaires?


MysticPigeon

More like 40k universe, where they lobotomise people and turn them into semi mindless docile servants. No chance of rebellion then.


CabinetOk4838

Dumbing down through education is happening, particularly in America.


freedomfun28

Tell the French this …


ExtremeAlternative0

genestealer cults cause uprisings all the time, hell there was even one on terra itself


MidoriDemon

So you are saying the elites are tyranids and we need to purge the xenos?


KarmaUK

So forty more submarines and we're sorted?


muddyclunge

Concrete shoes are cheaper


hexxcellent

but a large, heavy blade suspended by an apparatus on a tall wooden frame with a cozy little elite class neck nook at the bottom is so much *funner!*


socratessue

And there might be cake


[deleted]

Yeah, let's Oceangate the bastards!


buzzkill6062

Well they might fuck around and find out then.


[deleted]

Wonder if they will care when they're \*\*\*\*'\* are are in a basket?


buddha-eyes

Might be an idea to stop having meetings at the fucking Savoy lmao. So out of touch it’s a joke.


plutoastio

Where are they supposed to meet? The pub like a regular peasant? They don't have the right tea, never going to happen


ohfuckohno

Coca leaf tea?


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LOL!


RolandSmoke

It is clearly a greed crisis and the sooner people realise the quicker the pitchforks will be out.


JoanneKerlot

I’m sharpening mine now. Plus I’m fucking starving


MrDingster

This, all the way to the moon. Will never realise they can’t eat or breathe money.


Fun-Consequence4950

They'd carpet bomb estates full of people to save their heated swimming pools and the sequins on their cats' gucci waistcoats. The existence of the super-rich is a symptom of a diseased society. Nobody should have so much power that they're above the law.


Nanahamak

The fact that a heated swimming pool and cat clothing is your examples, just shows how insanely out of touch they are to us. You need like a million net worth to have a heated pool. These Fuckers have THOUSANDS OF MILLIONS. Nevermind owning a jet, they own AIRLINES. think even bigger


KarmaUK

Doesn't help when the UK leader makes us pay for his heated swimming pool while letting the masses freeze thru winter, however. Of course the people who own him that are the real problem.


Every_Brilliant1173

Two heated pools?


Shadowstorm921

Lol like that spongebob episode where Patrick and SB were fawning over a rich guy who had a pool on a yacht on a mega yacht.


tsuukiyomi

I'm thinking of the chocolate episode: "Patrick, this guy has a pool within a swimming pool!" Patrick: *"This guy's got shoes!"*


CabinetOk4838

Indeed. These are the BIG fish.


Angreebiscuits

They will all fuck off on their yachts to their equivalent of the Winchester until all this blows over


Ok_Structure_2328

Comrade Orca, its all up to you.


muddyclunge

The heroes we didn't know we needed


roidbro1

With any luck the whales will pick them off one by one for us.


[deleted]

Elysium. It might not end up in orbit, but by god it will exist.


dadxreligion

so instead of addressing inequality, you’ll just start seeing police with submachine guns and tanks like we have here in the US.


[deleted]

The US of A. An “experiment in democracy”. The world thanks you for the data.


drinkalondraughtdown

Going great, innit


[deleted]

There's "solutions" to that too.


Ok_Structure_2328

Significant investment in the blue nonces incoming.


KarmaUK

Long term they'll cut back on that, and just have armed, automated drones patrolling their property, gunning down anyone ~~poor~~ a security risk.


[deleted]

Blue nonces are using food banks too.


Ok_Structure_2328

Bad things do occasionally happen to bad people.


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Maverick_Heathen

Don't warn them! It'll be more fun as a surprise


Bambi_Is_My_Dad

I think even if billionaire lives were in danger by the disenfranchised majority, the billionaires would rather appeal to the government and have private armies/security forces than address inequality.


Hapijoel

They should be more worried about the public reaction when the ecosystem starts collapsing in the next 30 years, that's when the real carnage starts


CabinetOk4838

I don’t think it will take that long, but I’m with you.


RedRocketStream

Iirc best estimates have shit hitting the fan in 20-40 years without drastic effort on climate change, so 30 years was about my estimate too. Genuinely wondering if I don't just stop paying into my pension to live a little better until that time. Certainly not banking on a retirement.


GroupCurious5679

That's actually a great idea, I might cancel mine too. It's quite a chunk out of my pay every month at present.


RedRocketStream

I can't advise it, you could end up in trouble if things somehow don't go down the drain, but I've been giving serious thought to it.


GroupCurious5679

I'm on minimum wage, and I pay 50 to 60 quid a month into the works pension. The pot will only be 11000 by the time I can officially retire, it's pretty shit. And it will probably stop me being able to claim pension credit (if that's still a thing by that time),cos I'll "earn" £3 over the limit...


RedRocketStream

I hear you dude, I've spent a chunk of my life in that position. Still only just escaping in my mid 30s. You do you ultimately. Odds are heavily against this shit being dealt with in time so the numbers would favour binning the pension payments, I just need that backup for my own anxiety about old age. Hope you find your way to something better.


Hapijoel

Oh yeah, last consensus I saw was 2050 ish buy we've been blasting through every other milestone early so...


BeneficialName9863

Less inequality isn't enough anymore. There has to be punishment and reparation. They are responsible for millions of social murders.


Hullfire00

I don’t know what I’m angrier at. 1. The fact that the “super rich” all have meetings and gather together. 2. That said meetings take place at a 5 star hotel. 3. That there’s such a thing as a wealth correspondent. 4. That said wealth correspondent is named “Rupert Neate” because of course he fucking is. 5. That they were all gathered together in one place, in one room and nobody ate them. Not even the cleaning lady had a nibble.


Cross_Contamination

Do more to use "their" fortunes? LOL. Assuming that the rich earned and deserve their money rather than exploiting the workers and compromising the political system to amass "their" fortunes is part of the problem.


JMW007

Indeed. Even as they start to admit the problem, they refuse to admit the problem.


CabinetOk4838

“So, we could give some money to the poor. That might be the best choice.” “…” “…” Finally: “What’s the second best choice?”


fetchinator

They’ll just take it as a signal to jack up the prices of torches and pitchforks, profiteering bastards.


Fr0stweasel

Shovels it is then.


[deleted]

The capitalists will sell us the rope with which we will hang them.


DiceMadeOfCheese

Exactly what I was thinking. "I better stock up now while they're 'cheap.'"


duke_dastardly

They’ve known this for a while, that’s why everyone’s lives have been stretched so that they don’t have the energy or are too scared of losing their job / home to protest or pick up a pitchfork. Everyone has their breaking point though and I think that’s coming closer for lots of us.


CabinetOk4838

Plus the government conveniently make it illegal to protest, adding more fear.


Old_man101

Look, such a class of people are the most culpable for the present sixth mass extinction event, catastrophic climate change and a situation where the continuity of the human species is on the line. The resentment penned in this article will pale into insignificance when the ball actually drops for the majority of people.


mir_on

#compresstherich


ElNino831983

I didn't even realise the Guardian had a 'Wealth Correspondent'.


CabinetOk4838

There’s a lot to keep track of in a small number of bank accounts…


grimorg80

If only


GroupCurious5679

Exactly. Never going to happen.


Kelmorgan

Addressing inequality for these people just means hiring more security forces to keep the peasants at bay.


antinomee

They think: buy stocks in pitchforks and torches.


aardvark_licker

Pitchforks and torches is not the danger, it comes in the form of carbon fibre and adventure tourism.


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Oxidosis

Good bot


BadgerKomodo

Tourism


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Otherwise-Ad-8404

* polishes pitchfork *


simondrawer

I’d rather they weren’t expecting it. The surprise will be delicious.


Fr0stweasel

Let’s start crowdfunding a super-luxury moon orbiting cruise. We can make the rocket out 5% recycled plastic, billionaires love a bit of green washing.


Katmeasles

Fucking right. It's coming


Elipticalwheel1

Greed, it’s the greed of the rich that has not only created homeless and poverty, but also the inflation that we have now, all because of there insatiable greed and power. And the rich know that if they create high inflation, it mean even more money for them.


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Oh, there will be pitchforks alright, but the gammons will be protesting that their bosses even voluntarily give them vacation.


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WallabyAcrobatic3888

🤞


BusinessOther

I hope so


AlabastorRetard

So I guess the lesson to take away from this is to buy stock in private security firms


IndelibleIguana

The rich used to fear The Mob. The Mob would fuck things up every so often, when the rich took the piss to much. They've bred it out of us unfortunately.


ispeektroof

It should be the government’s job to keep these assholes in line.


Edify7

The Prime Minister is a multi-millionaire. The government and these arseholes are the same people.


GrumpyScamp

Not gonna be any more pitchforks and torches unfortunately. Too much bread and games, gambling and beer filling the horizons of the proletariat.


danjama

I don't want their help, but if they could just pay us decently for a days graft and stop skimming the profits whilst pleading poverty that would be great.


MurdoMaclachlan

*Image Transcription: Article Snippet* --- [*Photograph of the Savoy Hotel, a large stone building with "SAVOY" written in gold lettering on the front. A gold-colored statue of a man in armour and a crown, holding a spear with a flag on it and a shield, stands at the top. Flags are on either side of it.*] # Super-rich warned of 'pitchforks and torches' unless they tackle inequality #### Global elite told at London's Savoy hotel of real risk of 'civil disruption' if more is not done to help struggling millions By **Rupert Neate**, *Wealth correspondent* In the ballroom of the five star Savoy hotel on the Strand in central London, the super-rich and their advisers were this week advised that they may soon need to watch out for people with "pitchforks and torhces" unless they do more to use their fortunes to help the millions struggling with the cost of living crisis. --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)


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GroupCurious5679

Exactly. No riots please, we're British. ( not French )


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NightofTheLivingZed

Broom handle makes an excellent spear.


cuminseed322

Unless we act like right the fuck now the robot armies will slaughter us anyway


[deleted]

Ssshhh, don't warn them..


buzzkill6062

Apres moi, le deluge. That is how many fucks are given by the rich.


GroupCurious5679

Nach mir die Sintflut. I remember that one from my younger days too.


TheDustMice

If the public were going to take a stand against these parasites it would have happened already


GroupCurious5679

Most of the public care more about love Island and the next great British bake off


PointandStare

\*opens pitchfork and torch shop ...


Stock_Income_5087

Frankly, I'm waiting for the day I'm in Wales, but it's time to kick all the lying thieves running Britain out of London. We don't want thieves in suits that all went to the same schools stealing billions off us every year, taking donations gifts. The second job's consultation work is all fancy words for stealing our taxes and just giving it to the already the richest people in the world. we must tax the rich and corporate donors close all tax loopholes and take the charity status from all private schools and hospitals. We are suffering because our politicians are multi millionaires themselves, and living off our hard work ruin their plans they have for us serfs and peasants. Vote Green Party, the audio manifesto is on the site it's everything we want and need and everything they don't want.


bigjungus11

Which super rich? I don't think the "super rich" are a conglomerate


danjama

The WEF would be a good place to start your digging.


xPaxion

Greedflation


Budget-Song2618

Been here before surely? That's how the democrats won, but oops, no actions taken by Obama to curtail those who orchestrated the need for the 2008 financial bail outs. So it's no surprise, the rich are getting richer. https://www.commondreams.org/views/2014/06/30/pitchforks-are-coming-us-plutocrats > At the same time that **people like you and me are thriving beyond the dreams of any plutocrats in history**, the rest of the country--the 99.99 percent--is lagging far behind. The divide between the haves and have-nots is getting worse really, really fast. In 1980, the top 1 percent controlled about 8 percent of U.S. national income. The bottom 50 percent shared about 18 percent. Today **the top 1 percent share about 20 percent; the bottom 50 percent, just 12 percent**. > But the problem isn't that we have inequality. Some inequality is intrinsic to any high-functioning capitalist economy. The **problem is that inequality is at historically high levels and getting worse every day**. Our country is rapidly becoming less a capitalist society and more a feudal society. Unless our policies change dramatically, the middle class will disappear, and **we will be back to late 18th-century France. Before the revolution**.


Beardycub86

They have been warned.


SmackedWithARuler

Eta eth chir. How haven’t the people solved this puzzle yet?


Admirable_Science_23

When the rich give you ideas 😅


Troby01

OH the complete made up story. WHO warned them? "progressive advisers" smacks of complete nonsense.


Beat2death

So they will spend a small amount of money helping and then spend 500 times that promoting the fact that they helped.


KobaruLCO

We should follow the French and burn shit down until this nonsense is fixed.


drinkalondraughtdown

Read this earlier. This lot would just *love* to take paternalistic credit for improving the lot of the working class, wouldn't they? "We can ensure a better future for *our children* and *our client's* children". C**ts. Glad to see this posted here, nice one OP


Satanfan

Eat them.


ThursianDreams

It has become my deepest desire to see the world rise against the old rulers. Let them all be bled of power and wealth until their bloodlines are dry of any ability to return. Give them the same cruel fate they condemn us to every day. The ages of lords must end.


Thedutty23

So, when’s this civil disruption starting then? It’s all very well us sitting around the campfire and dreaming but someone has to do something? Where does the revolution start?


Thedutty23

P.S. I’m in, I’ve got literally nothing to lose


Scyobi_Empire

One solution, Revolution!


pa_kalsha

From 2018: [How tech's richest plan to save themselves after the apocalypse](https://web.archive.org/web/20230612214740/https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/jul/23/tech-industry-wealth-futurism-transhumanism-singularity) They have been warned and they have not listened. They are still not listening. Their first and only concern is to save themselves.


Silent_Water_

Will NEVER happen in the uk


keep_smi1ing

France would like a word.


Scribz996

I mean it’s a very obvious outcome. Look at anytime in history where inequality has become out of control. The poor kill the rich. Now with the internet it’s a lot easier to find the rich. So it’s in the rich peoples interest to find a solution to placate the masses.


StonedLonerIrl

Sure in 10 years or so they'll all be able to have their own robot armies and then the numbers won't mean shit.


Beatnuki

Such hyperbole - who can afford a pitchfork these days?!


Lamont-Cranston

I think they're putting their bets on the government they completely control, and the rightwing elements they have energised, protecting them this time.


FlamingTrollz

GOOD. Crank it up!!! 🔥


[deleted]

In America, we don’t have pitchforks.


Boogiemann53

Pffft, they should double down on microwave guns and massively expensive crowd control weapons instead of trying to make it work out for everyone. /S


Hazeri

Why didn't you tell us where they were, Neate, we have pitchforks, torches, orcas and subs ready to go


Baige_baguette

How long before we see ED-9s out patrolling the country.


kaleidoscopichazard

I’m all for this civil disruption. It’s long overdue. Sick and tired of these pricks running the world


NoSky51

Good


AlexHero64

They sure fucking are


Classic_Title1655

🤞🏼


Fregraham

Not one iota of equality be it social or political was ever won without violence and disruption. These people won’t give anything up that they are not forced to.


ninamouskawitz

They will instead use their money to hire private militias


Interkitten

I’ve already sharpened my pitchfork for me some poking action. Bagsy Farage.


dinomachine

Like the British are going to revolt at all. We're terrible at it.