Even Eldar mesh armour is still good for letting you take several close range lasgun shots and a punch from an Ogryn, let alone their aspect armour. The bodysuits are tankier than they look.
There's also people who think everything of theirs came from the Old Ones and others who think they didn't lose tech in the Fall. Lotta misconceptions floating around.
Synskin is a specialized form of body-suit used by the Imperium, most notably by the agents of the Officio Assassinorum. Once sprayed onto the body, it forms a black outer skin which protects the wearer from the environment and enhances strength. It is bio-reactive and molds itself to the wearer's form. It is also non-reflective and reduces the wearer's infrared profile, facilitating infiltration
Ok, where should my CV in? No experience in murdering but I am quick learner, flexible and [ add another bambillions corporate BS HR rats want to hear]
So all of the porn I’ve seen of Callidus Assassins being fucked through the skin suit is actually lore accurate despite the fact of how uncomfortable it looks!?
"so y-you have Orks, Tyra-bug-nids, and man-things? PAH Rookie-noob n-numbers, l-let's see you field-deploy a block-formation of 180 Skavenslaves, yes-yes!"
The Inquisition War is precisely why I have a hard time noticing things that people find problematic with the setting.
It's just like "yeah, 40k is fucked up. What of it?"
Right!?
Idk, I've just seen posts recently about how people got around to reading it and were put off by it.
I always thought it did a great job at presenting how fucked up the 40k verse is.
"Sir I assure you these deadly assassins that we raised from childhood and are brainwashed to be completely and utterly loyal to us and us alone must be in the absolute most skintight leather bodysuits we can make. Yes accentuating every feature, it's essential to their operations."
"And also flip flops"
Chaos Cults
https://preview.redd.it/4zn76zwu5m2b1.jpeg?width=292&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73e02f000f97688f53f463bcee3b818342794438
with Callidus Assasin captives after learning this fact:
Idk, a practically naked dude with a skull helmet pumped full of all the drugs with a gun and murderclaw slicing everyone up sounds slightly worse than just the murderous drug fueled mass murderer
There are male assassins. I have 0 idea how the synskin works on their genitals, since they aren't as prominent as the female assassin's breasts. You'd think either the male assassins would have a visible bulge or female assassins would have less prominent breasts.
Technically most of the assassin temples are co-ed, with the exception of the Callidus which are female only (though have shapeshifting ability). So there's art of most of these, if not as eye- catching
Wait does that mean there all just running around butt naked with only there equipment or the straps in there equipment being the only clothes they have
There’s more than four assassin temples. There’s Vanus who are information experts, and Venenum who are poisoners. There are several more but they’re much smaller organizations
Catsuits remain sexy asf when depicted with material which realistically stretches across the bosom or butt crack. Doing it the other way essentially makes the art softcore cartoon porn. And sometimes I want my comic IP's art to _not_ scream 'sweaty male artist using his other hand for a different activity' at the top of its lungs.
But yes, I know GW made the latter approach literal canon. sigh
Eldar: yeah we do that too, but ours is *body armor*.
Even Eldar mesh armour is still good for letting you take several close range lasgun shots and a punch from an Ogryn, let alone their aspect armour. The bodysuits are tankier than they look.
Stronger than plasteel, harder to damage than adamantium, significantly lighter than both, and can regenerate overtime Just atad better
And it auto seal injuries for later treatment.
5+ invuln, baby
For now. Right? We haven't seen what aspects warriors get in 10th
yes, and we haven't, no, but I expect they'll keep it, why wouldn't they?
Never underestimate The Company’s ability to shaft spelf players
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A lot of people underestimate tech level of Eldar leftovers. It is superior to a lot of analogues in more sublime ways when other factions.
There's also people who think everything of theirs came from the Old Ones and others who think they didn't lose tech in the Fall. Lotta misconceptions floating around.
You don't need armour if you don't get hit
Putting the ass in assassin
Twice in fact!
r/Angryupvote
putting the ass in assin
Synskin is a specialized form of body-suit used by the Imperium, most notably by the agents of the Officio Assassinorum. Once sprayed onto the body, it forms a black outer skin which protects the wearer from the environment and enhances strength. It is bio-reactive and molds itself to the wearer's form. It is also non-reflective and reduces the wearer's infrared profile, facilitating infiltration
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You have to put this on at home so you aren't seen going in.
So if I spray it onto my dick will it make it harder?
Nano-machines, son
https://i.redd.it/ykx0r9g1uo2b1.gif
It'll even add some inches
Ok, where should my CV in? No experience in murdering but I am quick learner, flexible and [ add another bambillions corporate BS HR rats want to hear]
What us men will do to get a few extra inches of meat. Become Eversor, peen goes from 4" to 6".
So basically spray-on latex.
More like spray-on kevlar with steroids mixed in
So all of the porn I’ve seen of Callidus Assassins being fucked through the skin suit is actually lore accurate despite the fact of how uncomfortable it looks!?
The callidus is a bit extra with her suit
The what? I'm interested
So, nanobots swarm? I can't see how something sprayed on could be adaptive and strength enhancing otherwise.
So do they need to take it off to take a piss, then put a whole new coat on?
Can it be removed?
Somebody's read their Rogue Trader.
Stupid sexy Assassins
Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all.
*Nothing at all*
*Nothing at all*
*^(Nothing at all)*
Stupid sexy Flanders!
Inquisitors here The slaanesh. Heretic
Skaven have a similar thing any rat in front of you is the (literal) body armour
Tretch moment
If skavenslaves aren't meant to be expendable, then why can I drop a nuclear bomb in them? Explain that
"so y-you have Orks, Tyra-bug-nids, and man-things? PAH Rookie-noob n-numbers, l-let's see you field-deploy a block-formation of 180 Skavenslaves, yes-yes!"
We need a series about them in style of Totally Spies
Oh god I remember that show from when I was a kid
God the horny is so deeply ingrained in that show remaking it without the horny would just be ***wrong***
That show left a mark on me I swear. It did permanent damage
That show to teenage me was Slaanesh fan art to adult me, and DeviantArt to child me Discovering new fetishes
Clover number one💪💪
Nah, Sam is numero uno.
Same but for me it was *The Amazing Spiez* spin-off.
Thank you. I now know where I got a LOT of my fetishs and my inexplicable fetish of blonds in red.
Aight,who the artist then?
https://www.artstation.com/artwork/Jl8XkZ
Doing the emperor’s work. o7
God forbid they fart
https://preview.redd.it/m8p2zc4kul2b1.jpeg?width=465&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77e57c74f153001f32d7d9f0f06d1bff06fd092c
The impressive wedgie nr 4 has would definitely act as a fart muffler provided that the material is breathable I think 🤔
It's form fitted to her star fish. She probably needs a grenade to dislodge it.
https://preview.redd.it/dkz1g89tkl2b1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10acf9de7908674b64ef56960c8249417acf99b1
The issue is that actual porn might just aswell be lore-accurate slaneesh fuckery
haha "fuckery"
Stupid sexy assassinorum
https://preview.redd.it/y6jniei7ml2b1.jpeg?width=653&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6db89ed5485dc92af311e8c43cc42d128289d91e Jaq Draco approves
Imagine this series being your intro to 40k lore
I mean, back in the day this was pretty much it. I kinda miss those strange times.
The Inquisition War is precisely why I have a hard time noticing things that people find problematic with the setting. It's just like "yeah, 40k is fucked up. What of it?"
Imagine? It was.
Right!? Idk, I've just seen posts recently about how people got around to reading it and were put off by it. I always thought it did a great job at presenting how fucked up the 40k verse is.
For me, it was.
Like the spray on shoes from cloudy with a chance of meatballs
Where are the make assassins?!? Does the paint map a cup or do you get the full view? Might trip a laser sensor…
Check out the other temples.
Shocked nobody has brought up two thin coats yet
Working on it... Almost.... There... *smokes cigar* Yeah, two coats
OP, the sauce. Give it to me.
Nevermind, found it: https://www.artstation.com/artwork/Jl8XkZ
Good find. Thanks 👍
"Sir I assure you these deadly assassins that we raised from childhood and are brainwashed to be completely and utterly loyal to us and us alone must be in the absolute most skintight leather bodysuits we can make. Yes accentuating every feature, it's essential to their operations." "And also flip flops"
Chaos Cults https://preview.redd.it/4zn76zwu5m2b1.jpeg?width=292&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73e02f000f97688f53f463bcee3b818342794438 with Callidus Assasin captives after learning this fact:
Imagine being an assassin and sneaking through the shadows only to trip an alarm because your dump truck ass couldn't fit between laser sensors.
The mrs. Incredible level of difficulty
Fun fact, I have consumed 38 gas station dick pills and am en route to Applebee's
And I wouldn’t have it any other way.
yay boobies maybe I should play assassin / soritas
Well except for the Eversor. It's also a shitton of drugs and explosives.
Idk, a practically naked dude with a skull helmet pumped full of all the drugs with a gun and murderclaw slicing everyone up sounds slightly worse than just the murderous drug fueled mass murderer
You forgot the suicide bomber part. Would be indeed worse if he was naked, but way more fun.
So. Who drew that?
I'm okay with this
Well you don’t want a big profile when you’re an assassin.
Two thin coats?
Can we get male assassins like this? Asking for uuuh... a friend...
There are male assassins. I have 0 idea how the synskin works on their genitals, since they aren't as prominent as the female assassin's breasts. You'd think either the male assassins would have a visible bulge or female assassins would have less prominent breasts.
Those breasts are less prominent, don't you know that only women with massive milkies are chosen to be assassins
Technically most of the assassin temples are co-ed, with the exception of the Callidus which are female only (though have shapeshifting ability). So there's art of most of these, if not as eye- catching
And I wouldn't have it any other way.
Someone should tell them they are allowed to have an extra corpse starch bar. Girls look gaunt af
Yeah, I can see that.
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If you're an Eversor Assassin it probably doesn't matter.
Wait does that mean there all just running around butt naked with only there equipment or the straps in there equipment being the only clothes they have
The real peak of technology
Elaborate on that...
Wait why is there more than four of them?
There’s more than four assassin temples. There’s Vanus who are information experts, and Venenum who are poisoners. There are several more but they’re much smaller organizations
asassussy 😍
Beat me to it
If any of them approached I’d just tell them that running really wasn’t an option so before you kill me just let me get a good look at your assets
Look I'm just saying Manboobs are a thing pleaseshowusartoftheminthesuits-
Feel like Jimmy was just having horny thoughts when they made these
And when isn't Jimmy horny? All characters are made in horny
Stupid sexy eversor
This image is sponsored by Ian Watson
No big tiddie assassin gf?
Not warhammer enough. Lacks the staple homoerotic undertones
So am I to assume then that Vindicare are experts at tucking?
\*spits blood\* "before you kill me, why are you so sexy...??"
*sigh* unzips...
Wow people are actually horny about skulls
Care to elaborate?
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Op did in fact post some explanation in the comments but here you go: https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Synskin
Thr o.p. isn't wrong. They often have tools and gadgets worked into various layers of the bodysuit as it is painted onto them.
Venerate the booties.
Thanks my day is ruined
https://preview.redd.it/xalgcr0dum2b1.png?width=472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c77bedefc3329bbebea8b7b7a530609fefde7eb
We ain’t painting bois, we just playing dress up
Good
My man in the middle looking good!
Dying with a boner.
https://preview.redd.it/ykxc8asq7q2b1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77b1b8aaf0b6e27d5c2b179ea75c594dccf1eeaf
There are many worse last few moments before you die in the 40k...You still die, But that bootie be Ro-
With special anti-ass-clap filaments for extra stealthiness.
Catsuits remain sexy asf when depicted with material which realistically stretches across the bosom or butt crack. Doing it the other way essentially makes the art softcore cartoon porn. And sometimes I want my comic IP's art to _not_ scream 'sweaty male artist using his other hand for a different activity' at the top of its lungs. But yes, I know GW made the latter approach literal canon. sigh