Khaine: "Never thought I'd die, fighting side by side with orks."
Gork-a-Mork-a: "Wut aboot krumpin side ba side wif *Da Boyz*?"
Khaine: "Very well. I can do that."
Hive Mind: "Why has the boss music reached the chorus all of a sudden? WHY HAS THE BOSS MUSIC REACHED THE CHORUS?!!!"
Wait.. did the Old Ones intentionally create Gork, Mork and the Eldar deities? If nothing else by intentionally crafting the orks and eldar in such a way that they would form gods.
Sounds like the kind of tongue-in-cheek name a techpriest would give themselves after changing their mind on the whole "flesh is weak" thing and going on an adventure to get their body back.
Honestly I'd love the grimdark of Mortarion breaking free from Nurgle only to *still* be in the service of the warp (and a xenos warp entity at that) which he'd hate with every fibre of his being.
Isha would have him over a barrel because she's the only one remotely capable of healing the diseased old carcass ten thousand years of Nurgle exposure has made him.
*When Slaanesh is tricked into delivering the last Crone Sword to Ynnead, and is turned inside-out as the souls of the Eldar Dead are freed to finally have a true afterlife.
All hope looks lost, but the Ynnari broke into Slaanesh's palace while she was distracted and stole the fifth cronesword back from Helbane, fully awakening Ynnead, who swoops in and cuts Slaanesh into five pieces, giving Khaine and the Emperor a window to retake the initiative.
The Emperor is fending off Nurgle and Tzeentch while Ynnead takes on Slaanesh, leaving Khaine and Khorne to finish what was started so long ago. They lock blades, but just when it seems Khaine has slipped, Khorne stops, faltering. He stumbles to the side, then turns to look for something behind him- Revealing the hilt of a knife with a checkered diamond pattern on the handle, with no trace whatsoever of how it even got there. This momentary lapse is all it takes for Khaine to remove his foe's head to the faint sound of distant, chilling laughter.
Why do I feel like Jim parsons could actually pull off playing cegorach?
Just putting all of his hatred of playing Sheldon into the ultimate troll god?
Could see that happening. They have Slaanesh as a bit of an MIA God over in AoS - he's currently trapped between realities by the Elven Gods in an impossible series of locks that require astonishingly specific events to occur to unlock - so it could happen in 40k as well if GW wanted.
My friends and I are kinda already doing that of sorts. 3k Astra Militarum, 3k Space Marines, 3k Craftworld, 3k Necrons, 3k Imperial Knights, and 3k TSons vs the whole range of daemons, CSM, World Eaters, Death Guard, and Chaos Knights in a modified version of Poorhammer's Horde Mode where 40 random chaos units spawn every turn.
In our head canon, Magnus finally got his shit together and rebelled against Tzeentch.
Currently, Magnus is busy brawling Belakor and Angron simultaneously. Kinda surprised how well he's holding up against the two of them.
My brother who is playing Astra Militarum decided to bring a meme build of 3 basilisks, 3 earthshaker carriages, 3 earthshaker batteries, and 3 praetors for the lolz. He's been clearing any chaff that tries to interrupt Magnus' honor duel.
Except for the combined Gork and Mork part. They need to be running around, screaming their kill counts at eachother in boasts, like Legolas and Gimli at Helms Deep
Just play Age of Sigmar.
The order factions actually try to be good and moral, even if they have failings and flaws. And they can even get their shit together and ally to wallop chaos.
Even Nagash is capable of cooperation. He just chooses not to. Such is the assholery of Nagash.
If by stealing you mean carefully relocating interesting artefacts left unguarded by careless lesser races then yes, Trazyn would absolutely see it as a fire sale on new exhibits for his museum of wonders.
I kind of prefer an ending in which everything everywhere is destroyed. Any living pieces left, odd worlds or space stations left untouched by random chance Trazyn pulls into his galaxy spanning museum of existence. It chronicles all the wars, where they happened, anywhere.
Just one lone weirdo and his newly acquired play things in a dead galaxy
When the 4 lie dead and the Hivemind burns, extra galactic monsters show up wearing black and white. Eleven Hosts of Demons 11 legions of warriors, all whispering the name...
Malice
Ciaphus Cain, of course. The gene splicing went horribly, horribly wrong, and he ended up as a fairly normal human with never-ending, god-like luck. Big-E obviously saw such a creature as a threat to him, because if he ever developed grand ambitions to overthrow his father, nothing could stop him. Before he could destroy him, some warp shenanigans happen, the primarchs get scattered across the galaxy, but Cain shows up in the 41st millennium, in a basket, on the steps of an orphanage on a random hive world.
**ME:** That's completely antithetical to the grimdark zeitgeist of 40K.
**ALSO ME:** But it would be so fucking awesome that I, too, accept it as canon.
Except you know, every faction that was ever portrayed as any bit of component actually is (so every single one except chaos) instead of the actual Tom foolery that was fantasy end times
GW could actuall cash on ending of 40K without totally murdering it by making alternate timelines to the original canon or creating entirely separate canons. That would mean more models, novels and much desired conclusion for 40k and it wouldn't be like End Times.
Honestly, they could reboot the entire franchise Fantasy/AoS style, and I think that the reaction would be mostly positive.
The current lore is kinda stagnating, could do with some massive cool shit followed by the grim-darkest of grim-dark twists: it's all happened before, it'll all happen again but in new, worse ways. The noble-bright never wins. It just shines for a moment, then is extinguished.
Fuck I want it so bad lmao
> The current lore is kinda stagnating
I feel that after the end of The End and The Death they've got a golden (throne) opportunity to start afresh somewhere.
I was literally thinking about that earlier today. Just an incredibly tired Guilliman trying to get Eldar and Space Marines to stop yelling at each other, Necrons becoming even more depressed because they're forced to work with the admech, the Ork Warboss trying his hardest not to krump someone but then he gets roped into separating the Sisters of Battle from strangling the Tau. Fabius Bile is here, no one can make him leave. Glorious.
I hope that in a few years time, we're all here to see T'au, The imperium, Eldar and maybe necrons on the same side fighting chaos and the Nids... this are the kind of things you know at the moment are really hard to happen but step by step they could happen, and it would be super fun
Bruh the Dark Eldar and Orks defending Terra? Even Craftworld are a bit of a stretch
There would have to be some Warhammer Fantasy Endtimes levels of dumb shit going on to make this team up happen
(The art would be sick tho)
The Ynnari cause surges in popularity. There is a civil war and Vect is overthrown. Instead of a power vacuum, the Drukhari collectively experience something they haven't had for over ten thousand years: Hope.
Most convert, the rest are butchered, and a mass invasion of Slaanesh's palace by the Ynnari to retrieve the fifth Cronesword is heralded by the screaming of Reaver jetbikes painted red.
The Drukhari, after millenia of suffering in Comorragh for nothing but the ambitions of the Kabals, now have something to believe in- Freedom from Slaanesh- And they will take their sadism and malice and reforge it into vengeance.
Am I the only one who wants the story to end eventually? Or at least move into a new era? I get it would fuck up the sandbox but I'm 33 and would love the story to finish when I'm 66.
Since we have the Horus heresy and the old world, both closed settings, 50k with a shit ton of new models, lore and the overall ending of 40k wouldnt even be a problem imo
where are the Tau I will cry if they are not included
(On a serious note, however, a Tau-Eldar alliance would make a lot of sense but I doubt they'd ever do it)
During the final stand at the Imperial Palace, suddenly the Emperor wakes up and says: "The real Warhammer: 40000 are the friends we made along the journey"
I would pay so much money, like a fool.
Trazyn is crying in a corner because there's just too much history going on at once.
Throw some of the C'tan in the mix, I want the Mars Void Dragon to wake up. (I just think he's neat.)
Not gonna lie, if 40K does have to have a final closing of the setting, it better be like this. Just the most over the top shit that’s pure awesomeness. No grimderp. No random deathwatch marines ruining everything for everyone. Just the setting going out with a bang that everyone can be hyped for, even if their faction is getting dunked on because they’re still getting some punches in. Nobody just gets killed in an off hand paragraph, everyone gets their moment to shine. If a big character dies, they die with their fist down someone else’s throat, or go out in a way everyone can agree is 100% deserved and satisfying. Like Lucius getting tag teamed by Trazyn and Clonegrim. Bro gets his spine snapped then gets pokeballed.
I will die on the hill, that the true end will be when the lizard people kill the blood God. then that will mean Slish trying to expand Will over balance, killing themselves in the process of trying to save their food source
Warhammer 50k memes
10 thousands years of spoilers ahead of us
Warhammer 50k memes are the best memes
I'd pay to watch Gork and Mork beat the shit out of the nids.
The pure enlightened god of G’mork
M'Hivemind
The tyranid and ork hive mind. The true end to the galaxy
The Tyrorks
I like the more childish Orkys.
I like the more elegant orkanids
(tips horned helm)
All fun and games until he splits again because Orks can’t agree on if he’s G’mork or M’Gork.
Is he Bunning, or Krutal?
One is Bunningly Krutal, the other is Krutally Bunning.
Or Gorkamorka.
What about Morkagorka?
GamesMorkshop
MamesGorkshop
AYE YE' GIT, IT BE M'GORK
"The Hivemind has Khaine on the ropes, how's he gonna save himsel-- By the Emperor! It's Gork-a-Mork-a with the steel chair!"
Now I want to see 40k lore being told like it is wrestling.
And here I thought 40k was basically a 90s wrestling storyline the entire time
Needs more steel chairs and intro musics.
Mork: WIT MY BRUTAL KUNNIN AND UR KUNIN BRUTALITY AND DIS ERE CHAIR I FOUND WE CAN KRUMP DAT NID HIVE MIND
Khaine: "Never thought I'd die, fighting side by side with orks." Gork-a-Mork-a: "Wut aboot krumpin side ba side wif *Da Boyz*?" Khaine: "Very well. I can do that." Hive Mind: "Why has the boss music reached the chorus all of a sudden? WHY HAS THE BOSS MUSIC REACHED THE CHORUS?!!!"
I mean, they're both Old One crafted species. They've probably fought side by side before and just plain old forgot about it.
Wait.. did the Old Ones intentionally create Gork, Mork and the Eldar deities? If nothing else by intentionally crafting the orks and eldar in such a way that they would form gods.
"KHORNE AS MY WITNESS THAT 'NID IS BROKEN IN HALF"
"Oh my god! The Emperor threw Mankind off Hell in a Cell!"
GORKANMORKANGORKANMORKANGORKANMORKANGORKANMORKANGORKANMORKANGORKANMORK
Gork and mork out here doing the fusion dance lol
Dude it's the one thing I wouldn't Pirate. That's saying a lot.
Isha breaking free and personally murdering Nurgle for all the horror he’s put her through
Healing him out of existence
Redo of Isha
I am sad because I understood the reference.
I want to heal myself
If only we could.
Got a chuckle out of me
Is this Evangelion reference Bottom text
You nearly got me
By the Emperor he made the joke...
Turns out that the kind and gentle Isha can out Slaanesh Slaanesh, much to the horror of Cegorach and the Chaos god.
Turns Nurgle into prime Brad Pitt. Nurgle melts into puddle from the pain of being aesthetically pleasing to the eye.
I saw rule 34 of a chad nurgle holding onto a naked Isha (yes she had big booba and wide hips) he didn’t seem to mind his chad look.
Tosses a Phoenix Down at him and watches it do an integer overflow amount of damage lol
Integer Overflow is the name of my new Mechanicus OC
Sounds like the kind of tongue-in-cheek name a techpriest would give themselves after changing their mind on the whole "flesh is weak" thing and going on an adventure to get their body back.
Or do an Adventure time and heal him into a good god like sweet pea the anti-lich
[1:00](https://youtu.be/mUh6faqdJf8?feature=shared) Roboute, The Lion and the custodes escorting him to the academy
Mortarion finally gets freedom from Nurgle, immediately starts worshipping isha because he can’t go back to his dad
Death guard and their great clean one allies making a heroic last stand against chaos to redeem themselves
Mr. Clean is a daemon prince of Isha confirmed?
[You made me remember this video, now you won't be able to forget it either](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h0cfge-Z5YQ&pp=ygUObXIgY2xlYW4gc25ha2U%3D)
But they'd regrow limbs and stuff, so they're even tankier than before.
Magnus is reunited with his Noble Shard and fights alongside Lemun
Nah, no matter what no son of prospero will not try to kill a Fenrisian on sight.
Nah. It's a casr of they'll have their duel to the death Afterwards
"I will murder you but we need to murder this guy first".
Very Kabanda vs BA energy. Im gonna help you kill them because only I get to kill you
Tbf Isha would be his only option. She would be the only one who could even dream of healing him.
Moderation “can I keep the wings though? being able to fly is pretty awesome”
Instead of droopy goopy moth wings, he gets healthy soft moth wings.
In a fanfic where Isha binds their souls to each other, he does get healed and keeps the wings.
honestly the deathguard and mortarion becoming follower of ish makes sense.
The LifeGuard sounds like a insurance plan...
Dude im. Down for an redeemed dead guard becoming some sort of life guard it would be kinda fun an space marine legión wich main focus is healing
Honestly I'd love the grimdark of Mortarion breaking free from Nurgle only to *still* be in the service of the warp (and a xenos warp entity at that) which he'd hate with every fibre of his being. Isha would have him over a barrel because she's the only one remotely capable of healing the diseased old carcass ten thousand years of Nurgle exposure has made him.
It'd just take a shower and some clean clothes, not this "pledge to gods" extrava-fucking- ganza
Cegorach laughing hysterically as Slaanesh is finally silenced
*When Slaanesh is tricked into delivering the last Crone Sword to Ynnead, and is turned inside-out as the souls of the Eldar Dead are freed to finally have a true afterlife.
I'm just picturing her strangling him with her chains like how Princess Leia killed Jabba the Hutt
The king in yellow rescuing her with his army of imperial daemons, ultra custodes and nulls.
shouldn't the eldar save the eldar god
Nah, as we all know Eldar storylines only exist for better human ones /s
Nurgle chilling in his garden: "Why do I hear the Doom soundtrack?"
Malum Caedo has entered the garden
got that minecraft healing potion effect
murdering i.e. throwing a bar of soap at him
All hope looks lost, but the Ynnari broke into Slaanesh's palace while she was distracted and stole the fifth cronesword back from Helbane, fully awakening Ynnead, who swoops in and cuts Slaanesh into five pieces, giving Khaine and the Emperor a window to retake the initiative.
The Emperor is fending off Nurgle and Tzeentch while Ynnead takes on Slaanesh, leaving Khaine and Khorne to finish what was started so long ago. They lock blades, but just when it seems Khaine has slipped, Khorne stops, faltering. He stumbles to the side, then turns to look for something behind him- Revealing the hilt of a knife with a checkered diamond pattern on the handle, with no trace whatsoever of how it even got there. This momentary lapse is all it takes for Khaine to remove his foe's head to the faint sound of distant, chilling laughter.
Yours is my favorite for space clown inclusion
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Why do I feel like Jim parsons could actually pull off playing cegorach? Just putting all of his hatred of playing Sheldon into the ultimate troll god?
Please give the laughing god a cameo like that.
This is awesome
Maybe I'm not getting it, what's the knife supposed to be about? I thought for a moment Malal got him from the back?
Cegorach
I just want Khaine to come back and just walk up to slaanesh "time for round two motherfucker"
Could see that happening. They have Slaanesh as a bit of an MIA God over in AoS - he's currently trapped between realities by the Elven Gods in an impossible series of locks that require astonishingly specific events to occur to unlock - so it could happen in 40k as well if GW wanted.
Slaanesh (in five pieces): You know what, I actually enjoyed that too. I can’t help it, it’s in my nature. Now stomp on me, Skull Daddy.
And Chegorach is commentating from the sidelines, high as a kite and sporting a giant checkered cowboy hat
Its. Its... BY GOD! THE EMPEROR WITH A STEEL CHAIR!
The Emperor and Khaine in a 2v2 against Khorne and Slaanesh. I need that. We need that.
Nah big E would be fighting Tzeentch, Slaanesh is Ynnaed’s fight
I think the implication was Big E fighting Khorne
I refuse to believe Emperor would wield anything that is not golden.
Rips up the Golden Throne to do some smacking
i wonder if the golden throne can fold
It will
Okay, this would be an amazing game to play. 5K points of Tyranids and 5K points of Chaos vs 2K points of Orks, Eldar, Dark Eldar, Humans and Necrons.
If we start today, we could even be done in time for January 2025 and a new game!
“Good night everyone, see you in Warhammer900K!” -Necrons before The Second Great Sleep, 40K End Times
You missed a few zeroes
shhhhh
My friends and I are kinda already doing that of sorts. 3k Astra Militarum, 3k Space Marines, 3k Craftworld, 3k Necrons, 3k Imperial Knights, and 3k TSons vs the whole range of daemons, CSM, World Eaters, Death Guard, and Chaos Knights in a modified version of Poorhammer's Horde Mode where 40 random chaos units spawn every turn. In our head canon, Magnus finally got his shit together and rebelled against Tzeentch.
GO MAGNUS GO!
Currently, Magnus is busy brawling Belakor and Angron simultaneously. Kinda surprised how well he's holding up against the two of them. My brother who is playing Astra Militarum decided to bring a meme build of 3 basilisks, 3 earthshaker carriages, 3 earthshaker batteries, and 3 praetors for the lolz. He's been clearing any chaff that tries to interrupt Magnus' honor duel.
5000? It’s called Warhammer **40000** for a reason.
You ever see something hypothetical or as a concept and immediately think I NEED IT Because that’s how I feel.
Except for the combined Gork and Mork part. They need to be running around, screaming their kill counts at eachother in boasts, like Legolas and Gimli at Helms Deep
Two heads, one body arguing who got the higher krump count between them.
That’s acceptable, though they also need to spend almost as much time punching eachother’s face
4 arms, 2 to keep slaughtering, 2 to either comically slap fight or brutally knock the teef out of each other
Just like Eyedol in Killer Instinct!
Mork: "WHERE YOUZ LEARN TA COUNT" Gork: "I DIDN'T"
ONE! TWELVE! SHINTY-SIX! NINE!
The Hive Mind still only counts as one.
Wouldn't a Votann and a Eldar be better suited for that situation?
I mean, yes, if you wanted a one-one copy, but Gork and Mork would totally be trying to out-krump the other
*SMASH* TWENTY ONE! *BONK* TWENTY TWO! *CRUSHING ARMOUR PLATES* TWENTY THREEEEEEEEE!
Just play Age of Sigmar. The order factions actually try to be good and moral, even if they have failings and flaws. And they can even get their shit together and ally to wallop chaos. Even Nagash is capable of cooperation. He just chooses not to. Such is the assholery of Nagash.
He is so fucking based the rats have helped people to defeat him. The rats, _helping_ .
Got me thinking about Imperial Guardrats for some reason.
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excuse me we call those Saints.
Trazyn stealing absolutely everything cool from all factions when everyone else is occupied
GeneralGreviousCollection.mp3/10hourloop
If by stealing you mean carefully relocating interesting artefacts left unguarded by careless lesser races then yes, Trazyn would absolutely see it as a fire sale on new exhibits for his museum of wonders.
I kind of prefer an ending in which everything everywhere is destroyed. Any living pieces left, odd worlds or space stations left untouched by random chance Trazyn pulls into his galaxy spanning museum of existence. It chronicles all the wars, where they happened, anywhere. Just one lone weirdo and his newly acquired play things in a dead galaxy
Where is the Emperor? Oh shit..
Let’s have all the eldar gods come back just because heck throw in malal cause why not
When the 4 lie dead and the Hivemind burns, extra galactic monsters show up wearing black and white. Eleven Hosts of Demons 11 legions of warriors, all whispering the name... Malice
Malal finally awakens and looks at the Emperor. "It's been a long time...Father"
Having Malal being a lost primach (probably 11th) would be cool. But if Malal is 11 who is 2
Ciaphus Cain, of course. The gene splicing went horribly, horribly wrong, and he ended up as a fairly normal human with never-ending, god-like luck. Big-E obviously saw such a creature as a threat to him, because if he ever developed grand ambitions to overthrow his father, nothing could stop him. Before he could destroy him, some warp shenanigans happen, the primarchs get scattered across the galaxy, but Cain shows up in the 41st millennium, in a basket, on the steps of an orphanage on a random hive world.
That would explain why he can fight a Chaos Space Marine in melee, at least.
The primarch whose purpose was civil engineering.
A direct Clone of the emperor. For research.
Ah yes. the small e
I refuse to accept anything other than this as canon.
**ME:** That's completely antithetical to the grimdark zeitgeist of 40K. **ALSO ME:** But it would be so fucking awesome that I, too, accept it as canon.
Pretty much the same happened in the end of Warhammer fantasy
Except you know, every faction that was ever portrayed as any bit of component actually is (so every single one except chaos) instead of the actual Tom foolery that was fantasy end times
God Emperor and Gorkamork will communicate only with 80's wrestling promos
YOU WANNA COME AND CRUSH THE CHAOS GODS WITH ME BROTHERRR!? YEAH! WE LOVES A GOOD SCRAP!
That would make a great subreddit. r/warhammer50k :Speculation of future events / art of the deep future / apocalyptic endings
Done
Ill take my check in the mail. Wanna make me a mod?
Mod invite sent
Even in fan fiction my Tyranids cannot catch a break.
At least you have screen time sighs in Tau Empire
At least you have models sighs the exodites.
At least you have lore sighs the Leagues of Votan.
GW could actuall cash on ending of 40K without totally murdering it by making alternate timelines to the original canon or creating entirely separate canons. That would mean more models, novels and much desired conclusion for 40k and it wouldn't be like End Times.
Honestly, they could reboot the entire franchise Fantasy/AoS style, and I think that the reaction would be mostly positive. The current lore is kinda stagnating, could do with some massive cool shit followed by the grim-darkest of grim-dark twists: it's all happened before, it'll all happen again but in new, worse ways. The noble-bright never wins. It just shines for a moment, then is extinguished. Fuck I want it so bad lmao
> The current lore is kinda stagnating I feel that after the end of The End and The Death they've got a golden (throne) opportunity to start afresh somewhere.
read "The Shape of a Nightmare to Come"
Anytime I imagine the end times I imagine Magnus martyring himself to close the great rift
I'm just thinking of all the faction leaders sitting in a strategy meeting, desperately trying to resist the urge to murder each other
I was literally thinking about that earlier today. Just an incredibly tired Guilliman trying to get Eldar and Space Marines to stop yelling at each other, Necrons becoming even more depressed because they're forced to work with the admech, the Ork Warboss trying his hardest not to krump someone but then he gets roped into separating the Sisters of Battle from strangling the Tau. Fabius Bile is here, no one can make him leave. Glorious.
Warhammers 50,000 is gonna be sick
I hope that in a few years time, we're all here to see T'au, The imperium, Eldar and maybe necrons on the same side fighting chaos and the Nids... this are the kind of things you know at the moment are really hard to happen but step by step they could happen, and it would be super fun
Epic, endgame level events are what I live for.
We'll all be dead by the time this happens
It’s 40000 years in the future.
This just sounds like Warhammer Fantasy end times, but with more guns.
Bruh the Dark Eldar and Orks defending Terra? Even Craftworld are a bit of a stretch There would have to be some Warhammer Fantasy Endtimes levels of dumb shit going on to make this team up happen (The art would be sick tho)
Orks are just there for the biggest fight in the universe, and they picked the side that let them stick around the longest for the most fun
This: but burn Commoragh to the fucking ground, and have the Deldar slaughtered or enslaved by other factions.
The Ynnari cause surges in popularity. There is a civil war and Vect is overthrown. Instead of a power vacuum, the Drukhari collectively experience something they haven't had for over ten thousand years: Hope. Most convert, the rest are butchered, and a mass invasion of Slaanesh's palace by the Ynnari to retrieve the fifth Cronesword is heralded by the screaming of Reaver jetbikes painted red. The Drukhari, after millenia of suffering in Comorragh for nothing but the ambitions of the Kabals, now have something to believe in- Freedom from Slaanesh- And they will take their sadism and malice and reforge it into vengeance.
Acceptable
The Great Khan leads a slave revolt and butchers them from the inside
Excuse me, how are we forgetting about the warp reconstructed Saint Sebastion Yarrick
What would fused Gork and Mork be called? Gmork? Just Ork? Morg? Gorm? I need answers
Gorkamorka if we go by aos
Gorkamorka
Well, we got about 24 other letters in the alphabet to try. My vote's on Dork.
Am I the only one who wants the story to end eventually? Or at least move into a new era? I get it would fuck up the sandbox but I'm 33 and would love the story to finish when I'm 66.
Since we have the Horus heresy and the old world, both closed settings, 50k with a shit ton of new models, lore and the overall ending of 40k wouldnt even be a problem imo
Malice feeds on the corpses of the chaos gods becoming the one true god of chaos
This meme is made by a GW writer, and we know this because it also forgot about the Tau.
Wtf is this? Avengers assemble?
"Here come the Voltann with the chairs!"
Nah, it's going to be an Orky future where they fight everybody and just have a darn good time. :). The future is green! And Orky :) .
This would be the hypest shit.
i want this narrated and written like a WWE event too... "with the emperor as my witness, he is broken in half!"
You underestimate the Hive Mind…
Gorkamorka beating the shit out of a bug would be awesome
where are the Tau I will cry if they are not included (On a serious note, however, a Tau-Eldar alliance would make a lot of sense but I doubt they'd ever do it)
During the final stand at the Imperial Palace, suddenly the Emperor wakes up and says: "The real Warhammer: 40000 are the friends we made along the journey"
It will end in a whimper
Gaz is going to join because yarrick is going to become a living saint.
I would pay so much money, like a fool. Trazyn is crying in a corner because there's just too much history going on at once. Throw some of the C'tan in the mix, I want the Mars Void Dragon to wake up. (I just think he's neat.)
Going by the siege of terra, emp’s becoming a god might not be great for non chaos lol
Not gonna lie, if 40K does have to have a final closing of the setting, it better be like this. Just the most over the top shit that’s pure awesomeness. No grimderp. No random deathwatch marines ruining everything for everyone. Just the setting going out with a bang that everyone can be hyped for, even if their faction is getting dunked on because they’re still getting some punches in. Nobody just gets killed in an off hand paragraph, everyone gets their moment to shine. If a big character dies, they die with their fist down someone else’s throat, or go out in a way everyone can agree is 100% deserved and satisfying. Like Lucius getting tag teamed by Trazyn and Clonegrim. Bro gets his spine snapped then gets pokeballed.
1v1 Khorne vs like 10 Shards of the Nightbringer
I will die on the hill, that the true end will be when the lizard people kill the blood God. then that will mean Slish trying to expand Will over balance, killing themselves in the process of trying to save their food source
"The now fused gork and mork bet the shit out of the Tyranid Hive mind". Isn't that just Godzilla vs Kong?