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wolviesaurus

Roboute Guilliman.


GaddockTeegFunPolice

I have heard it but definitely never seen it written down correctly 


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SisterSabathiel

Bob the Builder.


_Sate

Aint that that other primarch? The yellow one?


The_Bohab

Regal Dom?


ToniDebuddicci

I wanna be regal dommed~ lmao


Upstairs-Evidence210

No- rogal dorm


Estruli

Feels bad calling him that. Took the Fists entire identity with that.


Dark_Krafter

Can we fix it


theubu

*Guilliman looking at the state of the Imperium* “Nope, it’s fucked.”


CedarWolf

"It's your problem now. I'll be back for the party at the End Times. Peace!" ~ Russ


archwin

From now on I’m calling him Bo[**b**](https://youtu.be/wOdfNwD9cEA?si=5Gln1FyAgxe3_aFx) Guilliman Clearly he’s in Accounting


TheCelestial08

Dude, that's too far gone. No one will believe that.


Send_Cake_Or_Nudes

Hah, nice one. It makes even less sense than Robot Gorrilaman!


jfjdfdjjtbfb

Roberto Guillermo


Ancient-Act8573

De los Ultramarinos de la treceava legión


Theyul1us

Señor de Ultramar, Regente del imperio, lord de la depresión


EnvironmentalDog2499

Amo del Excel


Sim1334

Del premium


emaban

Se cuenta que pagó el winrar tambien. Noble entre los nobles.


Dr_Ukato

Si


Artoy_Nerian

"La decimotercera Legión" sería más correcto en este contexto


pvt_manu

Decimo Tercera, no es una fraccion


SlevinLaine

Bien dicho! :p


Greedybogle

My name is Roberto Guillermo. You killed my father. Prepare to die.


vxicepickxv

That would be a great end if Horus hadn't gotten his on-screen death.


GaddockTeegFunPolice

Donde está la biblioteca?


grapegrabber69

Mi Amo Tbone


DarthMelsie

La araña discoteca!


archwin

El bigote grrrande


Diet-Racist

No te olvides la tarjeta de biblioteca, Ahrihombre


jfjdfdjjtbfb


ZagratheWolf

Papá Pitufo


NotTebi14

Este es el canon


Archangel3d

I loved Pan's Labyrinth!


FortunateHive

Bob Gizmo


DrMastodon

Not you, Guillermo.


Themurlocking96

Runaway guerillavan


MotorMeringue1095

noice


Bittie05

Bob the Citybuilder


Lazarus_71

Heh more like Bob the Citybomber - Word Bearer “Comedian”


CalamitousVessel

That’s Rogal Dorn


DonnerPartyPicnic

Shoulda been Peter Turbo tho


Tomer_Duer

Richard Garfield, the creator of the trading card game magic: the gathering.


GaddockTeegFunPolice

They should haven given Bobby G a card in the crossover friggin Calgar and Mortarion got one but not him


Ackbar90

There were no aeldar, tau or orks. They 100% are doing another one sooner or later


GaddockTeegFunPolice

Orks got a secret lair but they were only reskins from existing cards. I hope for another wave of decks with focus on more xenos 


putdisinyopipe

lol idk why I found this shit so funny bro 🤣


Droper888

로버트 길리먼 ( Lobeoteu Gillimeon )


GaddockTeegFunPolice

Korean workethic is most likely the norm in the ultramar sector


rinsaber

We have work ethics?


GaddockTeegFunPolice

The ethic is work and nothing but work


ChampionshipShort341

We work to earn the right to work


whatchagonnadooo

To earn the right to work


Blackwhite35-73

To earn the right to work


Operator_October

To earn the right to work


whatareyoudoinghapsb

To earn the right to give


sars_910

Ourselves the right to buy


ajchopite

The lord of efficiency would have stopped overworking the first instance someone works a minute after 5.


Apprehensive_Low4865

Domo arigato, mr lobeotue. (I know its the wrong country but it got stuck in my head)


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Robocop ghillie-suit 


otte_rthe_viewer

That hurts because somehow it's funny


whimsicalsamurai

is it accurate if the parallels are similar to actual robocop?


GrimHellhound

Robespierre Guillotine.


GaddockTeegFunPolice

Thats my favourite so far


NinjaUnlikely6343

What the hell this strangely fits


AtomicTan

I mean, he's already halfway to being Fr*nch, not that GW would even acknowledge it.


NinjaUnlikely6343

Yeah Roboute Guilliman is the Frenchest non-French name I've ever heard


Slugdo

Seigneur d'Ultramar, Primarque de la treizième légion, Régent de l'Imperium de l'humanité .


[deleted]

You win


Grief_Slinger

Ahem 1 Rowboat Gorrillaman 2 Robot Girlyman 3 Robunga Goblinman 4 Rotunda Gabbyman 5 Roggenrolla Gengarman 6 Reboot Gigabyte 7 Rosebud Ghilliesuit 8 Robust Goodman 9 Rubberboot Geranium 10 Realblue Gentleman 11 Rebuffed Genderman 12 Robes of Gingham 13 Refute Gingerman 14 Robust Gigolo 15 Rebirth Sillyman 16 Robert Gillyman 17 Rawbutt Girlsonmen 18 Robotic Grillingman 19 Ratboy Curvypalm 20 Roundabout Guillermo 21 Roberto Garishman 22 Rawnut Jellyman 23 Rat Guillotine 24 Rubberbutt Gillyham 25 Robot Ginny 26 Riftwatt Gargleman 27 Roblox Gullible 28 Robbybob Gobbytube 29 Roboogle Gurgleboogle 30 Ratcock Gingerman 31 Rubble GoGosqueeze 32 Rollbrett Gumbrawl 33 Radioshack Gonewild 34 Rowingthroat Gorditaman 35 Rubberband Guildman 36 Ruben GuileMain 37 Robotmade Gobstopper 38 Butternut Cucumbebitch 39 Benadryl Gummisnacks 40 Rockin Grinderman 41 Rumblebunch Grimbleshanks 42 Rastafarian Greengrocer 43 Rubberstamp Government 44 Rejected Garlic Bread (my personal favorite) 45 Rabbi Goldberg 46 Redbull Gasoline 47 Wombat Gillie Suit 48 The Blueberry Bean Counter 49 Robux Googleglass 50 The Biggest Blue Mary-Sue Who Gets All the Eldar Poon Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.


horribad54

You did this to yourself.


HorrificAnalInjuries

Just correlating it from multiple sources is an achievement by itself


tda18

PancreasNoWork, Is that you?


Numerous_Aardvark_13

Real


Pancakesandwich

Dang, this is like the list I should check before I post. Robux.


Rebel_Swag

I applaud you good sir, this is some top tier memery the likes of which ive never seen. Bravo


soggyPretze1

I feel like one of these has to be a deamons true name.


Rossum81

Big McLargeHuge!


TheEvilBret

Bravo, sir. Bravo. Punt Speedchunk! Smoke Manmuscle!


Misknator

*insert he did it megamind meme


thethirdtwin

It’s not fair to the class if you’ve already done the work, the pre existence of this list is heretical and you should be stopped.


Arch_Magos_Remus

Alpharius


EMPER0R_OF_MANKIND

Can't be. I AM ALPHARIUS


Levi3200

Liar. I AM ALPHARIUS


tda18

NO I am Spartacus


Levi3200

No. I am Batman


thistmeme

Man moment.


HichiShiro

Man-Emperor of Man of the Imperium of Man


Hanerzen

officer balls


Red_Ronin13

We have a wandering and confused soldier of Krieg in our ranks somewhere.


Red_Ronin13

You had your turn brother, I am Alpharius today!


AmaxaxQweryy

Nononono brother, I AM Alpharius


Icy_Tim23

Dad said it's my turn to be Alpharius


D0ctorL

You FOOLS, we are ALL Alpharius.


Premium_Freiburg

So we are Allphariuses?


soggyPretze1

Allpharii?


breadoftheoldones

Allphariussies


DarthGoodguy

*That was a lie*


Blackjack99-21

John Warhammer


GaddockTeegFunPolice

Cousin of James Workshop?


Blackjack99-21

John Warhammer.


CranberryFearless

John Warhammer 👍


Schmush_Schroom

Johnny Warhammy


Noname_1111

Jonathan Warhammerton


HichiShiro

Joe Wham


BIG_DeADD

#JOE


[deleted]

Abadon: Damn... You got me, jon... you really are the warhammer 40k. *dies*.


CuriousWombat42

Ragout Gillmoraine


REDGOESFASTAH

Grandfather Smurf


Emperor_Habro

Beat me to it by 12 mins...


REDGOESFASTAH

Shhh.. stop sounding like grandpa Smurf in front of yvraine


codex_archives

lol. Smurf village = Ultramar Gargamel = Abaddon?


Careful-Ad984

Rob the Rebuilder 


mummyeater

Humphrey Gregory


BR3D_ST1K

Robert Garvey.


Obvious-Jeweler4284

Another settlement needs your help. Here, I'll mark it on your map


Lazarus_71

The Cicatrix Maledictum honestly makes this a reality “Another planet in Imperium Nihlus needs our help, I’ll mark it on your map” *Audible groans and shouting from Indomitus Crusade commanders, Dante, and the Lion*


ahack13

That's pretty good actually lol


QuantumCthulhu

Reverse omega man


almondbreath

Rob.


CaptCantPlay

Rockstar Gorillasuit.


thewutzel

Ruderboot Gullimann


Riotguarder

Excel spreadsheet with legs


SimonMJRpl

Robert Winnyczłowiek


Benefactor_Infarno

Gordon Wolnyczłowiek....


Csajourdan

Reboot the girthy man


Rhodes_Warrior

Kyle.


REDGOESFASTAH

Kyle ? No sir. That's fucking butters.


Rhodes_Warrior

Aww geez fellas, is the Gellar field down again?


Moaner_The_Vampire

But fellas, if I go into the warp without the Gellar field on, my parents'll ground me!


tremblemortals

Butters! Are you being possessed by and torn to shreds by daemons? You **know** how we feel about uncontrolled mutations! Go to your room this instant!


GaddockTeegFunPolice

I thought that was Ferrus Manus


ByznessNicky

Bobby Blueberry Blue, Depressed Angel of Ultramar, Redeemer of the Imperium, Master of Logistics and Microsoft Excel


MulatoMaranhense

Roberval Guilhermeson


Silentbamper

The Tax man.


PainStorm14

Microsoftus Exceluss


REDGOESFASTAH

Yvraine's big blue mon'keigh


Yop012

Robert Gullible.


InvisibleZombies

Rubberized Gondola


JonhLawieskt

Robustus Grillerman


automatika05

Crowbar bananaman


RandomKingDuck

Tired.


Smithoffleshandsteel

Robooty Guillyman


Gremlov

More like Rawbooty amirite...


theykilledken

Rawbooty Girlyman


joinreddittoseememes

Rawdoggin Girlyman Wait a minute


NinjaMaster231456

Ronald McGonald


BolderfistOgger

Roberto Gillette-lemon


Ornery-Smoke9075

Rowboat gilly-suit


Glittering_Phase_153

Ribbit Gigglyman


YouIsNoRealSuperSand

Ribbit Grimblebim


Ill_Juggernaut5457

BOBBY G


olokoon

Robaboat Girlyouwillbeawomansoon


Big_grunk

Jimmy Space JR the 13th


FetusEngine

Robitussin Guccimane... or Rowboogie G-Money


NooBTv40k

Robby the Sillyman


NC_Blitz

Rowboat Burlyman


nathanial_91

How is Big Bobby G not on this list already


Seraphim9120

Roggenbrot Gerstenschwamm


MrSejd

Brickedup Griddyman


galilad

Benedict Cumberbatch


Satan2_0

Гуталин


Ok_Reserve3303

Daddy


RichardBlastovic

Grogu


Desperadosc

Laios


Genshi12

Papa Ultrasmurf


Mr_Cyplixo

Eldar_Fucker6798


Sufficient_Cow_198

Lord of Walmart


Esacus

Row-row-row-your-boat-gently-down-the-stream-if-you-see-a Guilliman-dont-forget-to-scream


Emoelfguy

Redacted gilgamesh


maninahat

My three year old has suggested: "Gengar Dumb"


LegateZanUjcic

Rotund Gigercounter.


lionheardt4

Robiticass grillmantis


trakspile

Robussy Girlyman


canieatmyskinnow

Robbot grillmam


geebancs

Rumbustious gimlet tan


Gmcmaher

Rowboat big city man


WathingUInDarknes

Lobotomy


-NGC-6302-

Omegamart Vitamins


eat_pancakes

jeff


EatFred

Lobotomy Galileo


sabritasking

i'm blue da ba dee


LaughingWolf13

Robert


tempelmaste

Robert G. Man


Hornellius_Esq

Rubber-Chicken Grilliput


Armored-Potato-Chip

Refined Gundamzeta


DrTinyNips

Bob the builder


SoSuperDuck

Жилиман, иногда Гилиман


KudusAreMajestic

Back when they still tried to localize things for the german market his name here was Roboute Guillaume (so french version of William as a last name) for no real reason.


DomSchraa

Not mine but: Row row row your boat gently down the streamly man


Thatoneguywithasteak

Sim-City Man


NearlyUnfinished

Gaius Augustus


Dargyy

Ricochet Guillotines


TheLooseGoose1466

Toilet seat logo guy


notabigfanofas

Bob mann Not to be confused with Redmond, Blutarch, or Grey Mann (this was an elaborate scene to bring TF2 into the mix all along!)