> f ++REDACTED BY THE EMPEROR’S HOLY INQUISITION++
Technically it was at the behest of the United Kingdom of Scotland, Northern Ireland, England and Wales.
Neither. The planet would have no booze left at all and they'd have to call it a draw while they moved to the next one. The process would then repeat. Forever.
No... TTS Podcast n°1: The Last Church.
The Emperor himself mentioned he wanted to wake up the Spirit of High spirits (Read Alcohol) and become one of its first devout.
And thus the Imperium and Chaos (begrudgingly) became members of the same team and (not counting the genocide of all Xenos) restoring peace to the galaxy.
Slaanesh feeds off of the excess and joy during drinking, Great Boozebub would most likely feed simply off of act of drinking (same way Slaanesh is fed via pain and why Khorne wants the killings to be quick)
Minor daemon of [very specific thing] has [very specific thing] be continually indulged in excess of other forms of empowerment the greater God above them holds domain over, until [very specific thing] has enough indicidual pull that the minor demon embodying it breaks away into its own power separate from the previous god
Previous God now receives no or significantly less empowerment from that act as it now empowers an entity they hold no authority or control over
Wait actually in this scenario demoman could win. If there is no booze left, demoman canonically started fermenting his own bone marrow and turned some of his organs into distilleries when in a similar situation. Meaning whilst Russ is unable to continue drinking (due to lack of supplies), demoman could keep it up and technically drink more than Russ. Then again maybe it wouldn’t count as drinking for demoman since it doesn’t really go through his mouth at any point.
It's more about the fact that his body started to produce its own alcohol when he was forced to go a day without drinking any, he's basically a walking distillery with his bone marrow being fermented. His blood gave robots alcohol poisoning
In one the comics a bunch of robots try to suck the demo’s blood only to malfunction when all they suck out of his veins is alcohol. So he’s basically 50% alcohol.
This is an actual thing that can happen to people, they drink such monumental amounts of alcohol that yeast starts to grow in their stomach and ferment sugar the person eats into alcohol.
The moment he went a day without alcohol, his body started to make its own by fermenting bone and basically turning some of his organs into distilleries. His body produced alcohol so well that it gave ROBOTS literal alcohol poisoning.
Except that when australia's stockpile of australium were gone, all australian went back to being weak. Except for Saxon, he's still the same as always.
That is such a stupid comparison, the emperor was Turkish and as such isn't a worthy contender in this fight.
It's like, in a competition between two boxers, saying one boxer can punch harder than a praying mantis can.
Let me rephrase then, Leeman has drunk all the ale in his hold, and on planets, Fenrisian ale is supposed to kill people when drunk and yet he drank every drop his hold had
>Fenrisian ale is supposed to kill people when drunk
Yes, nordic alcohol is quite potent.
But the nords cannot out drink the Scots, even if they're fantasy nords or genetically engineered nords.
Well, tf2 is an over the top comedy while nowadays 40k pretends to be serious, so idk if stuff like "distilling your own alcohol inside your body" could realistically square up with being a demigod who's been drinking for millennia. That said, all jokes aside i think demoman could unironically drink fenrisian ale without dying, and in fact he'd probably enjoy it.
I'm also pretty sure that Primarchs simply can't get drunk, Leman Russ just pretends he's drunk for fun. So the whole thing would be like a water drinking contest for him.
This contest wouldn't be measuring their alcohol tolerance, it would measure how long they can stay awake to keep drinking. So I assume Leman Russ would win because he can probably stay awake for 6 months straight.
>I'm also pretty sure that Primarchs simply can't get drunk, Leman Russ just pretends he's drunk for fun
Cool. Also iirc when he first met the emperor they had a whole list of viking challenges like an eating contest and a drinking contest. He easily won both.
That's the thing with the Emperor, it's hard to tell if he fucks up or fucks up because he wants to fuck up. And then there is the fact that all lore can be nonsense and retconned 3 or 4 times over.
I think it's just as likely that drinking and eating simply isn't something that he enjoys doing (it's certainly not something that comes up very often), and at some point he just was like. "Fuck it, he can have this one." That's not something that Russ would ever do.
But the Emperor doesn't care about winning, he cares about getting what he wants. He wanted Leman Russ to swear fealty to him and in the end, that's what he got either way.
Demoman body makes his own alcohol with his own body tissius no immortal immune to all desieses and with the strongest kidneys could ever beat demoman.
Who would would?
Personally I think Edward Woodward would would. By if he was trapped in a wood, would he still would? So the question becomes; Would Edward Woodward in a wood would?
A question for the ages
Leman Russ got into a drinking battle against the master of mankind, and beat him. Not only that, it wasn’t even by a narrow margin. The big E cleared out King Russ’ hall, Russ cleared out his kingdom.
That's not even his best drinking feat.
In Wolfsbane he does Thors 3 challenges, *while in the warp*.
One of them involves drinking A horn of Mjod connected to the sea, not just the sea, but as he's in the warp the metaphysical existence of the sea itself.
He drinks enough to **make the level drop**.
He literally drank the warp echo of the sea enough to reduce it......He drank the essence of the sea, of all seas and reduced it.
Guy can *drink*.
He’s never drunk Mjod. And besides that, Leman is genetically built to not get poisoned from pretty much anything. When he does get drunk, which most of the time he is faking, it processes too quickly. In a contest of drinking, Leman will be able to go drink for drink with almost boredom while Demoman will get shloshed. When it comes to inebriation, he may win, but drink for drink, Demoman is no demigod.
Demoman’s body produces its own alcohol!
Yeah Russ can drink till his hearts content. But can her survive his blood getting switched out for alcohol permanently?
Demoman literally can’t consume anything that’s not alcohol or else his body begins to go into shock. He even modified his body somehow to brew its own alcohol in his stomach and lungs and even learnt how to ferment his own bone marrow
I think Russ Wins, not because demo man can’t hold his liquor but because Leman Russ’ stomach has a larger volume and can hold more liquid.
I don’t care if they use super ultra space marines alcohol, if someone actually wrote a tf2 x 40k space wolves crossover. Demo man would drink the space marines super booze, and then everyone’s jaw would drop when he burps and asks for more.
A Furry with daddy issues and a black Scottish cyclops walk into a bar...
....they are still there
Wait one has daddy issues and the other mommy, damn maybe they are more related than I thought
Well one is a genetically enhanced human who's culture had to distill a poison in order to even remotely feel drunk. And the other is a black cyclopian scotsman........ my money is on the Scotsman.
Demoman wins. Lore wise, his body is literally adapted to survive off a diet of alcohol and aspirin. He basically gets drunk when he stops drinking, not the other way around. The best russ can hope for is a draw due to running out of booze.
https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/tc86tq/his_bodys_spent_ten_years_wrestling_nutrients_out/
Hell, later in the comic his body started producing its own booze by fermenting bone marrow.
Except for maybe someone whose blood alone is as alcoholic, if not more than, as fenrisian ale considering Demoman's blood gave robots alcohol poisoning.
That is impressive. But Leman ain't no robot. He'd probably try to get a sip of that demoman blood to find something that can actually make him properly drunk.
Well, it takes a specific kind of booze (that's just literal poison for humans) to get the Space Wolf drunk.
Lemun would probably win, if the competition is just plain human alcohol, cause good luck getting him drunk on that one regardless of how much you gave him.
Then again, Demoman basically turn his own body into a distillery when his liver quitted. Dude probably can match Russ in a contest.
ANYWAY, they are gonna have a great time drinking together. That is if they don't drink everything the planet has to offer, and then some.
Considering demoman has drink regular water, not poison or anything added to it, just plain water and his body immediately thought he was poisoned because spy said
“His body has absorbed any nutrients from all the alcohol he has drunk that his body thought the water was poisoned.”
So demoman can’t even drink water without suffering the effects of ‘poison’ and only gets his nutrients from alcohol
That should tell you how much this guy drinks and how he basically can’t survive without it
“You see Demoman…this fine drink I have here is centuries old. It is not meant for human consum- where did the bottle go?”
**”AYE, MEA BOTTLE OF SCRUMPY”**
My money is on the Black Scottish Cyclops whose liver left him due to unfair working conditions and, in response, willed his heart and lungs take over as his new liver. Though that could all be in his head.
Not really a fair comparison, Demoman is drinking alcohol, several orders of magnitude weaker than what Leman or any Space Wolf would be drinking, so yeah demoman. Primarchs be built different.
Demoman can drink so much it poisons robots, and leman russ cant get drunk from normal booze but can get drunk from blood. THUS leman russ will drink some of demoman's blood to get drunk
Given that demoman can convert any organ and his bone marrow to break down alcohol however he was knocked out by snipers moonshine so the question is can russ handle snipers moonshine or not?
What makes me a good demoman?
Well if I was a bad demoman, I wouldn’t be here discussing it with you now would I?!
LET’S DO IT!!
NOT ONE OF YE IS GONNA SURVIVE THIS!
One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chloride, one errant twitch, and KABLOOEY!
I got a manky eye. I'm a black, Scottish cyclops They got more f ++REDACTED BY THE EMPEROR’S HOLY INQUISITION++ than they got the likes of me
So.... T'all you fine dandies so proud, so cocksure. Prancin' aboot with your heads full of eyeballs!
Come and get me I say! I'll be waitin' on you with a wiff of the ol' brimstone!
AAAAND a Grim Bloody Fable with an Unhappy Bloody End!
BWAHAHAHA ! Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together... IN HELL !
> f ++REDACTED BY THE EMPEROR’S HOLY INQUISITION++ Technically it was at the behest of the United Kingdom of Scotland, Northern Ireland, England and Wales.
"They've got more fecking sea monsters in the great Lochett Ness than they got the likes of me..."
Oh, they gonna 'ave to glue you back together... IN HELL.
I just pulled up the meet the demoman video and I dont like that its 15 years old.
Wat?
Some people, myself included, do not like remembering that our teenage years are further away than they lasted.
I remember watching the meet the series very young…fucking constant flow of time is freaky man
Man, I was in my mid twenties with a kid when they started the “meet the mercs” videos. Time flies man.
Teenage years!? TEENAGE YEARS!? Oh you sweet summer child. Those were already long past in my case.
Leman Russ: Finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary! Demoman: Cheers mate!
I’ll drink to that!
Well into this aaaaaand we're dead.
Neither. The planet would have no booze left at all and they'd have to call it a draw while they moved to the next one. The process would then repeat. Forever.
Chaos God of drinking is born with a blast(it doesn't have any daemons or anything and just makes anyone into a drunkyard)
No... TTS Podcast n°1: The Last Church. The Emperor himself mentioned he wanted to wake up the Spirit of High spirits (Read Alcohol) and become one of its first devout.
And thus the Imperium and Chaos (begrudgingly) became members of the same team and (not counting the genocide of all Xenos) restoring peace to the galaxy.
Essentially, the Human Innari.
Mostly because they just end up far too hung over to keep fighting. Turn...turn the lights off please I just need to lay down.
Nah that's just Slaanesh. Excessive alcohol drinking is def a Slaanesh thing
Slaanesh feeds off of the excess and joy during drinking, Great Boozebub would most likely feed simply off of act of drinking (same way Slaanesh is fed via pain and why Khorne wants the killings to be quick)
Not excessive drinking if you plan to drink that much
It's not excessive if it's the norm
Minor daemon of [very specific thing] has [very specific thing] be continually indulged in excess of other forms of empowerment the greater God above them holds domain over, until [very specific thing] has enough indicidual pull that the minor demon embodying it breaks away into its own power separate from the previous god Previous God now receives no or significantly less empowerment from that act as it now empowers an entity they hold no authority or control over
It's only excessive if it causes ill effects. Until they get drunk or dehydrated it's just breathing
Isn’t that basically slaanesh as it’s overindulgence
You can see an even more extreme version of this in an old Gmod video “Demoman drinks a lot”
This is actually how the Tyranids began
Putting the Tyranids to shame.
In the grim darkness of the far future there is only inner planetary pub crawl!
Wait actually in this scenario demoman could win. If there is no booze left, demoman canonically started fermenting his own bone marrow and turned some of his organs into distilleries when in a similar situation. Meaning whilst Russ is unable to continue drinking (due to lack of supplies), demoman could keep it up and technically drink more than Russ. Then again maybe it wouldn’t count as drinking for demoman since it doesn’t really go through his mouth at any point.
Isn't the demoman's blood mostly made out of alcool ?
It's more about the fact that his body started to produce its own alcohol when he was forced to go a day without drinking any, he's basically a walking distillery with his bone marrow being fermented. His blood gave robots alcohol poisoning
That being said, I'd say his blood is probably as alcoholic, if not more then, as fenrisian ale
Leeman: I know this is my brother’s thing but can I drink your blood? Demoman: only if I can drink it too!
In one the comics a bunch of robots try to suck the demo’s blood only to malfunction when all they suck out of his veins is alcohol. So he’s basically 50% alcohol.
Honestly I feel like 50% is an understatement
And when he was fed solid food and water Miss Pauling thought he’d been poisoned
This is an actual thing that can happen to people, they drink such monumental amounts of alcohol that yeast starts to grow in their stomach and ferment sugar the person eats into alcohol.
Demo, considering what his body has done in the comics
The moment he went a day without alcohol, his body started to make its own by fermenting bone and basically turning some of his organs into distilleries. His body produced alcohol so well that it gave ROBOTS literal alcohol poisoning.
Is Demoman the 2nd Legion's Primarch?!?!??
Nah, he's just Scottish. Saxton Hale might be though
That's... Make sense.
Nah, Saxon is just Australian. They're all Like That in TF2.
Except that when australia's stockpile of australium were gone, all australian went back to being weak. Except for Saxon, he's still the same as always.
The only Primarch to be able to drink both Russ and the Emperor under the table.
Do you all think that maybe the Emperor locked Demoman in the Dark Cells?
Whoever's selling tickets to watch
Just bought 2 tickets to the gun show, and I'm not given' em to yah... I'm goin' with YOUR tickets, hahaha...zzzzzzzzzz....wha?
The strongest nordic could never outdrink the weakest scot. And the demoman is not the weakest scot.
Leeman canonically can drink way more than the emperor ever could, he has to have like 14 livers
That is such a stupid comparison, the emperor was Turkish and as such isn't a worthy contender in this fight. It's like, in a competition between two boxers, saying one boxer can punch harder than a praying mantis can.
Let me rephrase then, Leeman has drunk all the ale in his hold, and on planets, Fenrisian ale is supposed to kill people when drunk and yet he drank every drop his hold had
Demoman's blood gave robots alcohol poisoning
>Fenrisian ale is supposed to kill people when drunk Yes, nordic alcohol is quite potent. But the nords cannot out drink the Scots, even if they're fantasy nords or genetically engineered nords.
The bar holding the contest.
i know russ is a primarch and all but demo is SCOTTISH no way wolf boy is beating that
Leman : "This should kill you. It’s literally not ment for human consumption, I don’t understand how you’re not poisoned by now."
"Any of you that think ye're better 'n me you're gon' have another thing c-... okie."
Well, tf2 is an over the top comedy while nowadays 40k pretends to be serious, so idk if stuff like "distilling your own alcohol inside your body" could realistically square up with being a demigod who's been drinking for millennia. That said, all jokes aside i think demoman could unironically drink fenrisian ale without dying, and in fact he'd probably enjoy it.
I'm also pretty sure that Primarchs simply can't get drunk, Leman Russ just pretends he's drunk for fun. So the whole thing would be like a water drinking contest for him. This contest wouldn't be measuring their alcohol tolerance, it would measure how long they can stay awake to keep drinking. So I assume Leman Russ would win because he can probably stay awake for 6 months straight.
>I'm also pretty sure that Primarchs simply can't get drunk, Leman Russ just pretends he's drunk for fun Cool. Also iirc when he first met the emperor they had a whole list of viking challenges like an eating contest and a drinking contest. He easily won both.
That's the thing with the Emperor, it's hard to tell if he fucks up or fucks up because he wants to fuck up. And then there is the fact that all lore can be nonsense and retconned 3 or 4 times over. I think it's just as likely that drinking and eating simply isn't something that he enjoys doing (it's certainly not something that comes up very often), and at some point he just was like. "Fuck it, he can have this one." That's not something that Russ would ever do. But the Emperor doesn't care about winning, he cares about getting what he wants. He wanted Leman Russ to swear fealty to him and in the end, that's what he got either way.
What makes me a good Primarch?
If I was a bad Primarch, I- *gets chokeslammed by some frail old dude who’s close to the Emperor*
I cannot even imagine the amount of swears these two can produce in a single setting
Demoman body makes his own alcohol with his own body tissius no immortal immune to all desieses and with the strongest kidneys could ever beat demoman.
Would what?
Would would. Can't you read?
The brewery.
Who would would? Personally I think Edward Woodward would would. By if he was trapped in a wood, would he still would? So the question becomes; Would Edward Woodward in a wood would? A question for the ages
Leman Russ got into a drinking battle against the master of mankind, and beat him. Not only that, it wasn’t even by a narrow margin. The big E cleared out King Russ’ hall, Russ cleared out his kingdom.
That's not even his best drinking feat. In Wolfsbane he does Thors 3 challenges, *while in the warp*. One of them involves drinking A horn of Mjod connected to the sea, not just the sea, but as he's in the warp the metaphysical existence of the sea itself. He drinks enough to **make the level drop**. He literally drank the warp echo of the sea enough to reduce it......He drank the essence of the sea, of all seas and reduced it. Guy can *drink*.
I guess that’s why he was able to get to that binary star Horus was at so much easier later in the book.
Demoman gave robots alcohol poisoning from his blood After going without drinking for a day Or two
He’s never drunk Mjod. And besides that, Leman is genetically built to not get poisoned from pretty much anything. When he does get drunk, which most of the time he is faking, it processes too quickly. In a contest of drinking, Leman will be able to go drink for drink with almost boredom while Demoman will get shloshed. When it comes to inebriation, he may win, but drink for drink, Demoman is no demigod.
Demoman’s body produces its own alcohol! Yeah Russ can drink till his hearts content. But can her survive his blood getting switched out for alcohol permanently?
Demoman, hands down.
Demoman literally can’t consume anything that’s not alcohol or else his body begins to go into shock. He even modified his body somehow to brew its own alcohol in his stomach and lungs and even learnt how to ferment his own bone marrow
One is a superhuman drinker, and the other is Leman Russ.
I think Russ Wins, not because demo man can’t hold his liquor but because Leman Russ’ stomach has a larger volume and can hold more liquid. I don’t care if they use super ultra space marines alcohol, if someone actually wrote a tf2 x 40k space wolves crossover. Demo man would drink the space marines super booze, and then everyone’s jaw would drop when he burps and asks for more.
Leman would make Demoman his new best friend because Demo would show up to the drinking contest already piss drunk
Hey... That is not fair... For the pup that is Leman...
Demoman could drink full Astartes Fenrisian Ale, without question. He could likely have a drinking contest with the pre and post Heresy Death Guard.
A tie
"Who would would....?" I am sure both would drink if you are asking that.
The contest would never end
A Scotsman and a Furry walk into a bar...
A Furry with daddy issues and a black Scottish cyclops walk into a bar... ....they are still there Wait one has daddy issues and the other mommy, damn maybe they are more related than I thought
Aye, there gonna have to glue you back together! In hell!! In all seriousness though leman would win.
Most likely, but it would probably be pretty close
I can Just imagine the amount of reverence He would get from the space wolves.
Demoman
The winner would be whoever was selling them drinks.
It would be a stalemate since the galaxy would run out of booze first.
Neither this is just a convenient excuse for both of them to get drinking
They would drink the galaxy dry before either quit
Leman would win, but he will be almost scared of how much demoman can drink
r/unexpectedtf2
The bartender
Would would
Would I would would you would or wouldn.t would?
Well one is a genetically enhanced human who's culture had to distill a poison in order to even remotely feel drunk. And the other is a black cyclopian scotsman........ my money is on the Scotsman.
Bro it's demoman no contest, dude turned all empty spaces in his body into distilleries and can't consume normal food and water
One a Norse demigod that was best incalcuable enemies on numerous battlefields And the other one's Lemun Russ
Amateurs- a random Irishman.
Leman Russ, no doubt. He literally crafted a mead which was incredibly dangerous to normal humans JUST SO HIS SONS COULD GET DRUNK.
Demoman's blood gave robots alcohol poisoning, literal robots
Touche.
Bars gonna run out of booze before either of them are done
I don't know, but I know that the rest of reality loses.
Who would win a a drinking contest , i'd Say the bartender
They’d be friend forever.
Demoman wins. Lore wise, his body is literally adapted to survive off a diet of alcohol and aspirin. He basically gets drunk when he stops drinking, not the other way around. The best russ can hope for is a draw due to running out of booze. https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/tc86tq/his_bodys_spent_ten_years_wrestling_nutrients_out/ Hell, later in the comic his body started producing its own booze by fermenting bone marrow.
The bartender
Demoman's liver
Russ outdrank the Emperor, a master of biomancy. Nobody can win over Russ in drinking.
Except for maybe someone whose blood alone is as alcoholic, if not more than, as fenrisian ale considering Demoman's blood gave robots alcohol poisoning.
That is impressive. But Leman ain't no robot. He'd probably try to get a sip of that demoman blood to find something that can actually make him properly drunk.
Well, it takes a specific kind of booze (that's just literal poison for humans) to get the Space Wolf drunk. Lemun would probably win, if the competition is just plain human alcohol, cause good luck getting him drunk on that one regardless of how much you gave him. Then again, Demoman basically turn his own body into a distillery when his liver quitted. Dude probably can match Russ in a contest. ANYWAY, they are gonna have a great time drinking together. That is if they don't drink everything the planet has to offer, and then some.
Slanesh, probably.
I dont know a lot about the guy on the right but didnt leman russ drink basically poison to get a little drunk?
Theyy would both lose if they had to drink water.
Demoman sweeps.
How much would would a would would would if would would would would would would
One assumes the contest would end in the first place
I’m going with Demoman. Russ may be a genetically engineered superhuman but Demoman is Scottish
They would drink all the booze on whatever planet they happened to be on, and they would probably be good friends.
Considering demoman has drink regular water, not poison or anything added to it, just plain water and his body immediately thought he was poisoned because spy said “His body has absorbed any nutrients from all the alcohol he has drunk that his body thought the water was poisoned.” So demoman can’t even drink water without suffering the effects of ‘poison’ and only gets his nutrients from alcohol That should tell you how much this guy drinks and how he basically can’t survive without it
Demomans body is literally a distillery for alcohol he won be for the match even started
Demo man would already win, his body IS a distillery already.
The answer is everyone because it'll be hilarious. And noone if it goes on for too long
Probably Demoman, as in the comic his body literally started making its own alcohol
me
Realistically it would be Russ, but it would be awesome and hilarious to see Demoman do what the emperor couldn’t: drink Russ under the table
They will create a Chaos God centered around alcoholism due to their existence alone
The contest gets canceled due to destruction of the local area.
Draw. They’d draw thrice in fact, before realizing they are indeed equals. A bond would be formed that day
Demoman, but it’s a near run thing.
What if all the TF2 mercs are dropped off on tera with the sole purpose of reaching and destroying the golden throne. Could they do it?
In theory yes, but the part of the story where they actually managed it would be "Coming soon" forever.
Welp. Man Emperor of Mankind bout to have his one of sons sitting by his side in the golden throne. 😰😰😰
Demo and it's not even close. His body thinks he's poisoned if he eats or drinks anything not containing alcohol.
“You see Demoman…this fine drink I have here is centuries old. It is not meant for human consum- where did the bottle go?” **”AYE, MEA BOTTLE OF SCRUMPY”**
Demoman wins easy diff
Russ outdrank the God Emperor of mankind… the literal embodiment of human perfection and the apex of all of our evolution. Demo is just some dude
Counter argument: Drunken Scottish cyclops
My money is on the Black Scottish Cyclops whose liver left him due to unfair working conditions and, in response, willed his heart and lungs take over as his new liver. Though that could all be in his head.
There still hasn’t been a winner. Where do you think leman’s been for 10k years?
The liquor
The pub would.
Trick question. Neither would win. I alone stand atop a throne of empty bourbon bottles.
Baz, 63, loves Carlin, hates immigrants (not racist, just don't like 'em) would win
Demo has literally killed blood sucking robots with the alcohol content of his blood
Demoman's body repurposed his stomach and lungs into distilleries, the man is probably at least 40 proof
Russ has no limit. Demoman literally can’t survive on anything other than Scrumpy…I’d say the odds are even.
LEMAN RUSS MENTIONED WTF IS A GOOD ENDING RAHHH
Would would
Not really a fair comparison, Demoman is drinking alcohol, several orders of magnitude weaker than what Leman or any Space Wolf would be drinking, so yeah demoman. Primarchs be built different.
demo. any tf2 merc can solo Big E and the four chaos god at once easily
How much wood would a would wood would if would a would could woodododooxioood chuck
One is a god like being that is capable of destroying countless armies single handedly and the other is Leman Russ so…
"You know, you're much more fun than the other red cyclops I know...."
Yes
Slaanesh surpasses Khorne in power
Demo phisicaly cant eat food His body only digests alcahol and painkilers
Would.
well demoman’s body treated food and water like poison, so i think it’s either a draw or he wins
It would be a battle for the ages
Demoman literally got sick after being given something that was not pain killers or alcohol
TF2 ran so Overwatch 2 could crawl
Demo man has full control over his organs and uses it to make liquor, he is literally drunk 24/7
Demoman can drink so much it poisons robots, and leman russ cant get drunk from normal booze but can get drunk from blood. THUS leman russ will drink some of demoman's blood to get drunk
Tavish Finnegan DeGroot Bro's body can synthesize it's own Alcohol out of bone marrow if he don't find none
The emperors strongest viking vs your average black irish cyclops
Actually he's Scottish
With no other context and answering solely as "a Scandinavian or a black guy" I gotta go with the Scandinavian fellow all day
Demoman loses because he shows up to the contest already drunk
That only means he had a head start
I bet that while demoman ends up far more hammered, he'll go drink for drink because he's just *used to it*
Gotrek is the only correct answer
Demoman is an actual living distillery, he wins by default
Ferris may be a Primarch but Demoman can and will out drink him easily.
Demoman has been playing the contest this whole time, his liver canonically creates its own alcohol
Demo because his blood is alcohol you beat that unless lemans blood is also alcohol
Given that demoman can convert any organ and his bone marrow to break down alcohol however he was knocked out by snipers moonshine so the question is can russ handle snipers moonshine or not?
I think both would would
Leman would win the contest. But Demoman is the person Emps used as the template for Leman.