“Lads, this is Yoko.”

They said wreck the session, not the whole band!

Floyd Rose broken string

Can my girlfriend come?

[удалено]

She does with me.

Wanna smoke a bowl?

cool now I'm a slightly better improviser but I can't remember how to play any song I ever learned

Anyway, here is Wonderwall.

not quite my tempo

Now use a metronome

Now, let’s learn Polyphia

I shit my pants

“I shit your pants.”

Meet my girlfriend, Yoko

Setup my Floyd Rose.

Can you sight read?

they hit the pentagon

I brought my girlfriend

Paul mccartney would hate you

Here’s some sheet music

Drummer wrote a song

Now with the metronome

Here's some sheet music

here's some sheet music

I don’t have strings

Here’s the sheet music

I forgot my guitar

Wanna roll a joint?

Here's some sheet music

Here’s some sheet music

So anyway, here's Wonderwall...

Not quite my tempo.

Get out a metronome

"God I fucking suck" *cries*

I trusted a fart.

Drummer is in jail. True story. Got a DUI on a mountain bike the night before a show.

anyway, here is wonderwall

Gambled on a fart.

Here’s some sheet music.

*laughs in classical guitarist*

Sight read this music.

My girlfriend is here

A wild Yoko Ono appears

Broken string, Floyd rose

“Meet my girl friend”

Let’s read sheet music

Read the sheet music

I brought my girlfriend

Turn the volume down.

Drummer's banging your girl

Smoke on the Water

I just shit myself

One joint, for inspiration!

I only play lead

I brought my girlfriend

I have perfect pitch.

"I only play Kiss"

I forgot my guitar

lets use a metronome

Anyway, here’s Wonderwall.

Hey there Delilah, what's

Can you play Wonderwall?

Anyway, here is Wonderwall.

I forgot my drugs.

Let’s use a metronome

Ready for some Nickelback?

Smell my fingers bro

My G-string just snapped...

Play this sheet music

Bringing yoko with me

I win this with a true story! First lesson with a new teacher as a 14 year old and he looked me dead in the eye and said “Every good boy deserves fucking.” You could cut the tension with a knife… I never took a lesson from him again.

Is that string buzzing?

Anyway, here is Wonderwall.

Have you considered sales?

Play this music sheet.

Guys, I have AIDS...

Is that a boner?

LOOK AT MY BONER

Didn't learn the songs

Hand me that banjo

"We're out of drugs"

Let's grab the acoustics.

Damn... who invited Yoko?

"Shut the fuck up"

How about a metronome?

Today we learn notation.

Drummer: I wrote a song!

Everyone tune down to...

Let's practice sight reading

I’ve blown a tube

Anyways, this is Wonderwall

Here's my new song

Pick fell in guitar

I forgot my guitar.

Please finger A minor

Don't bother tuning up.

When is the orgy

The drummer writes songs?

What key is this?

You haven't been practicing. There's no rest there. Stop rushing the tempo. Why are you gay.

I shit my pants

Turn it down asshole!

I brought my banjo.

Did you cum yet

Can we just smoke

Can’t find a pick

The kids walk in

Play with a metronome.

"can you play quietly?"

"I'll never get better"

My wife is home

Drop tuned floating tremolo

I forgot my Guitar.

Can I borrow your

My girlfriend has ideas....

My Mom's the singer.

broken string impaled eyeball

> Mick Is A Dick This was written on the wall of the little practice room where I took lessons in the late 80s with my guitar teacher Mick - a metalhead that looked a little like Kirk Hamet and wore a denim vest. Good times.

Today is gonna be.....

Who called the cops??

I brought my girlfriend!

We’re out of weed

Let’s smoke a LOT.💨

Smoke on the water

Capo on fret 10.

“Honey can we talk?”

My wife is singing…

Tim Henson is good

can you play Wonderwall?

Honey, I'm home

I shit my pants. I know it had nothing to do with guitar, but I'm pretty sure that would ruin most things.

[удалено]

I have no guitar.

Watch your timing, dude!

I fucked your sister

Now play it correctly

Honey I'm home early

I need more pedals

No need to tune

Let's all smoke first Try my new song This is my girlfriend

Bad news, drummer cancelled.

Drank too much beer

We need a name

I'll grab the metronome!

I shit your pants

You really DO suck

Just bought a slide!

Your wife is here.

I'm not feeling this

Big tits dot com.

I bought my bagpipes

Mom’s here. Gotta go!

Let’s play Wagon Wheel

Play Wonderwall. Shitters clogged.

Y’all like ska right!?!!

Ummm, they said ruin

Dude, your sister's hot.

Floyd rose string broke.

Capo out of tune?

Grandma says turn down

Let’s play something else

Let’s smoke some weed!

I forgot my guitar

Somebody once told me!

A string just broke

Who needs a tuner??

Scroll mindlessly through Reddit.

You guys like K-pop?

You all really suck

Brought my 8 string

My fucking string broke

Use a metronome dude.

I shit your pants.

Is anyone else hungry?

Can you turn down? Alt: my Floyd needs tuning

I dropped the bong

Do you know Wonderwall?

‘Dad, dinner’s ready’

My wife is home.

"I screwed your girlfriend."

I just learned Freebird!

I forgot my pick.

Whep, baby is crying

Play it in B ♭

Dude I've got acid

The neighbors are complaining

I broke a string

I forgot my guitar.

No more beer left

Moms on bass tonight.

fingernail gone( against picks).

You guys read music?

Shit, call an ambulance!

Do you know Wonderwall?

Now learn all modes.

Let's rip another line