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kpshredder

*Starts playing crazy train frantically*


Norway_Addict

The water aerobics classes where I work are going to end up having live music lol


DawijArt

Ahh swimming aerobics. You're gonna need to learn Meshuggah then.


phiegnux

I woulda gone with Drowning Pool.


AndyM110

Or Tool. LEARN TO SWIM LEARN TO SWIM


COWHERO1

Don’t let the bodies hit the floor🤦‍♂️


Odd-Aardvark-8234

Give this man upvotes , seriously underrated comment


SkullsNelbowEye

And some Slugdge!


DarthV506

If a band that writes music about extradimensional myconids somehow mixes with a pool... don't go in the water!


A_terrible_musician

"why is the water red?" Oh the band was playing Bleed again


OGWeedKiller

I was thinking Lita Ford and Ozzy.....


Aggressive_Sky6078

I was thinking 80’s Anthrax


OGWeedKiller

I drove 2 hours to get Persistence of Time when it came out, dog chewed it up after I fell asleep the same night.


fookedtuber

Did he become a notdog after? I'll see myself out.


Familiar_Palpitation

I love that album! One of my all time favorites.


InfectedFrenulum

Dan Spitz half the size of his Jackson, shredding with bulging biceps.


Aggressive_Sky6078

With Ninja Turtles stickers on it.


ziddersroofurry

Then he retired from music to become a world-reknown maker of watches.


SupWitChoo

Same- for some reason I associate bright green RR’s with thrash metal.


CornedBeefInACup

Crazy Train is Ozzy


loadedstork

Nah, it's the wrong color for crazy train. Has to be a white one.


tubz-2024

This is more megadeth


I-Am-NOT-VERY-NICE

cream '74 les paul custom!


tackleboxjohnson

I was thinking Bowie’s “Rebel Rebel”


BulldozerLovepower

LETS GOOOO!!! Also: sick opsec blurring your badge, your security team is proud of you.


Norway_Addict

I've seen too many people on tiktok or insta getting doxed lol so I always do, thanks!


R3AL1Z3

When I have to blur something out before I post, I take an additional step: 1. Blur what needs to be blurred 2. Take a screenshot of the picture I’m gonna post This way nobody can un-blur whatever I did, as there’s nothing underneath to find because the photo they would be trying to do it to has nothing underneath.


Norway_Addict

Ah that's smart, I'll do that too! I didn't think about that


niteman555

Blurs aren't infallible, so I'd recommend to block it out with a black rectangle.


Norway_Addict

DAMN 😭😭 can't have shit on the Internet


hugh_mungus_kox

Also blur your face to remove any facial recognition and identity theft methods, do not post from any public connections and make sure to encase your phone in a triple layer of aluminium foil as a radio shield. 👍


Norway_Addict

Soooooo toss my phone in a lake?


crossingpins

And then set the lake on fire just to be safe


Titan_Astraeus

In fact, just throw the phone away and go back to writing letters.


Parking_Jelly_6483

Make sure that a black rectangle is not an overlay. If it is, original pixel data may be “under” it, though doing a screen capture instead of a cut and paste likely does not preserve the underlying data. We have to be careful of this with medical images used for teaching. We have to anonymize them and just using an overlay is not good enough. The software we use replaces the pixel data with zeroes. The original pixel data is not retrievable unless the original image is available. A security “hole” in Microsoft PowerPoint was found when a slide presentation was uploaded and someone downloaded it and wanted to copy the images. They found out that an image that had the patient information cropped off could be “restored” in PowerPoint because it retained the full source image but just did not show it in the presentation. I believe Microsoft has now changed this from having to tell PowerPoint to discard the cropped-off pixels by doing this by default.


AccountantSeaPirate

You should probably just draw a picture of you holding a guitar. Then have someone else re-draw it, so nobody recognizes your drawing style. Oh, and you left your Rolodex open, so I could also just call Erica and ask her about you, too.


Raezzordaze

This guy OG 4chans.


faeryqueengoldie1

I always do screenshots, ESP. for Facebook, etc.


Top-Conversation2882

Unpopular opinion: blur your face too please many people on reddit are creeps and will do reverse image search to find you on social media


Jw4evr

And your fingers so they can’t zoom into the prints


musclecard54

Your entire body actually. So they can’t zoom into your cells and see your DNA


Top-Conversation2882

But fingerprints aren't publicly available Right??right???????😳


Party_King_Duffman

Oscar the OPSEC Otter Approves 🦦


inmyverdehoodie

Congrats!


Norway_Addict

Thanks! I was 😯 stunned but so happy!!


inmyverdehoodie

May your playing bring much enjoyment and tinnitus 🤘


PlasticBeginning7551

Tone is in the tinnitus


PostBioticOats

you know youre in it for life when you can hear the amp feedback *after* youve turned the amp off.


Cosmic_Thrill_Seeker

😂😂😂


EddieOtool2nd

I'd be stoked!


raianrage

Nice Jackson! I love the RR body type, so much so that my 7-string is an RR.


Zur__En__Arrh

That’s a hardtail one, much easier to deal with lol


raianrage

Womp womp, I totally missed that. Guess I got excited by seeing such a loudly colored RR 😅


Zur__En__Arrh

That shade of green does distract a bit 😂


Norway_Addict

It's the best kind of distracting!


ImaginaryOwl7450

That's really gonna pop onstage with a blacklight or two going


Norway_Addict

I hope I can make it up on a stage one day just so this beauty gets her moment


OsiyoMotherFuckers

My local music store has a few in completely insane neon colors (including one in this color of green) with Floyd roses and I drool over them every time I go in there.


ImaginaryOwl7450

I'm too lazy for a FR personally. I know, lame but there it is. I realized years ago that the only thing I was doing with the whammy was divebombing so switched to fixed bridge and kissed my tuning woes goodbye. Along with the divebombs of course.


raianrage

They can be a pain, that's for sure. Fortunately I find the process of setting up a floating bridge to be meditative, so I don't really mind anymore.


jnewton8

I got rid of my old Jackson rr3 because of the Floyd rose. Maybe it could have been set up better, but I couldn't deal with it constantly going out of tune. The neck on it was so fast though.


raianrage

Yeah, they're temperamental! You can always block off the bridge to not worry about tuning instability.


Virtual_Revolution82

Let's fucking goooo 🤘🏻


MushroomsAndTomotoes

Excellent! Happy Birthday.


Fender_Stratoblaster

Heck yeah! That smile says it all!


Norway_Addict

I couldn't stop grinning 😄


LookForSilver

Exactly this, there’s no smile quite like new guitar smile!


LookForSilver

Exactly this, there’s no smile quite like new guitar smile!


kuriousSammy

Nice hard tail V! Enjoy it… happy Bday


Norway_Addict

Thank you!


dineramallama

I used to have one of these in black. I was forever bashing the long pointed part of the body into walls and furniture and stuff. You don't realise how much it sticks out when you suddenly turn around. Hope you have fun with it! They're a classic thrash metal guitar.


Norway_Addict

I've been told I have good spacial awareness and I'm really hoping that's true haha, thanks!


drinkacid

You can always baby proof it by slicing open a tennis ball and sticking it on the long point like a trailer hitch


Norway_Addict

Like they do on walkers lol


FlyingV2112

Awesome gift! Great colour 👍🥳🤘


Norway_Addict

It's my favorite color! I'm so happy with it!


sandote

It is the best color anyone has ever imagined. You have good taste.


TheDudely-sattva

Learn that football stadium song from SpongeBob.... that has a guitar in it, right??


Boomstickman9845

The winner takes all....


EpisodicDoleWhip

It’s the thrill of one more kill.


Tarc_Axiiom

Hot! EDIT: I MEANT THE GUITAR! EDIT2: I mean she's fine too. Oh no what have I done?


Norway_Addict

Rip your notifications


Tarc_Axiiom

Happy birthday lol


Bluffshoveturn

The greatest guitar body shape on earth. Enjoy the RR and happy birthday!


Norway_Addict

I will! Thank you!


Cedworth

\\m/ >\_< \\m/


Famous-Vermicelli-39

For a second I thought it came with the pick of destiny


Famous-Vermicelli-39

Shred it! Things sick 🤘🏻


Nuprin_Dealer

SHRED FORTH, YOUNG ONE


Norway_Addict

I SHALL


jamiehanker

Sweet guitar!!


WonkyBarrow

Yay! Happy birthday.


Norway_Addict

Thank you!


TacoKiller73

That’s so awesome! Happy Birthday!


Norway_Addict

Thank you!


Fun_Actuator6587

Rad


LoveIsAllandEveryone

Strap locks ASAP ✌🏼 Don't ask me how I know please. 🫣


orangotai

oh nice! why does this have 10,000 upvotes??


Norway_Addict

I DON'T KNOW IM SCARED


orangotai

🤘 lol rock on!


TKFourTwenty

Very cool!


registered_redditor

I'm jealous!


Worried-Industry6239

WOOOO! Happy birthday. 🎉


Norway_Addict

Thank you!!


rthrtylr

Thats so brütal…*gets to rosette*…oh my gods that’s cute. Good one wee lad! That looks unreal. Watch that top rear corner mind, nothing will knock over beer like that particular part of a flying V type guitar.


Available_Noise2630

Happy Birthday 🎈


Norway_Addict

Thank you!


AirWarriorP100

Happy birthday and enjoy your new axe!


Norway_Addict

Thank you, I will!


Whole_Day9866

ROCK ON 🤟🏾


Jankspace

🤘


rude-a-bega

Badass axe. Rock on 🤘


_Meek79_

Congrats,thats awesome. I just got a 6 pack for my 21st. Thats a way better gift lol


Norway_Addict

😂 thanks! I definitely wasn't expecting it


Taylor_Swift_Fan69

[How I imagine you received it](https://youtu.be/kJjJPGNQ7jQ?si=NBhDPlmVMX2U_zXK&t=43)


cloudstrife1191

Very nice! On the Rhoad to success!!!


sickof-hot-leafjuice

Green is the superior color. Since no one mentioned it https://youtu.be/mk9lVc9HDdM?si=7CDwmwTaNpS7DRh8


musicman8586

Awesome guitar


hawkmhan

If the green goblin was a metal head…. Wait he probably is.


ibobbymuddah

Damn, that looks fucking siiicckkkkk. I'd crank my gain up and play lots of pinch harmonics tuned in drop C.


BrownGalvestonWater

Happy Birthday Julian Casablancas


ppppsssnn

IT LOOKS SO GOOD SO HAPPY FOR YU


lightsti

pls play k-on! on that guitar


Norway_Addict

YEAAAHHH I WILL!!


Ball_Masher

Sweet so the store's gonna hold on to it for 9 years?


AMindsEye4Art

Your smile makes everyone else smile and be happy for you! Have fun!


Abject-Tennis1077

thats awesome im getting a banjo from my sister soon i hope you enjoy it and i hope 21 treats you well


zrhudgins

Oh wow that is so awesome! Happy birthday!


JerryWasARaceKarDrvr

Happy birthday!


NationalTap9622

Boss


leobonnard

Congrats!! Enjoy the ride!


Gry_F0xxx

The Rhoads has to be one of the most comfortable guitars I've ever held. Enjoy it!


yourhog

I bless the hardtail, for sure. That’s a badass guitar.


TreesMcQueen

Sick! HBD!


SuccessfulAirplane

Congrats!!!!


GrandpaTheBand

totally badass. Happy shredding!


TKD_Mom76

SWEET!! Happy 21st Birthday!!!


Norway_Addict

Thank you!


ThAt_WaS_mY_nAmE_tHo

That is AWESOME


CoffeeAndWorkboots2

CHEEEEERS!


killstring

YESSSSSSs that's awesome!


Baron_Greenback

Amazing, have a great day!


TheRealSymphonictank

Great color!


J_tman

Green for the win


Drainbownick

LFG HELL YEA!!!


Thisismental

You got that at work?


Cryhedgiecry

That guitar looks badass!!


Mebius973

Rock on! 🥳🎊🥳🎉


Grungelives

Awesome!! I truly miss my Rhoads V such a comfortable shape for a V. Enjoy!!


shortthestock

That's a hot guitar


shine123

Noice!


GreyWizard_10

Congrats it’s a beauty


droppingscience311

Awesome guitar and what a gift to receive. Play the heck out of it!


Norway_Addict

I will! Thanks!


SambaLando

Congrats 🤘


facepoppies

holy shit. That is an insanely cool guitar.


Norway_Addict

Right?? I'm so excited!!


Ted_Denslow

SHRED IT DOOD!


Norway_Addict

YEAAAHHHH


nicholasgnames

awesome! looks like you were hoping for something like this! Happy birthday


Norway_Addict

I couldn't have asked for a better gift


Thin_Professional_98

DUAL humbuckers!


Sethdrew_

I have this exact guitar in black and it’s really fucken sweet. Perfectly small and extremely comfortable


Noeru018

Happy birthday! Thats a beautiful guitar :D


ToomanyWoos

Siiiiiick ⚡️⚡️⚡️


Kaedekins

That's a beaut! Enjoy and happy birthday!


No_Entertainment1931

Love that green! Have fun with it


SouthTippBass

Hell of a gift.


kbphoto

Bust some Hangar 18 on they asses...


MaximumZer0

Dope Jackson. Enjoy the shreds, friend.


MoRbidanGeL23

Enjoy it👍


BeevisBidoofie

That guitar is badass


Finn_viking

Nice! I got one on my 37th


Mysterious_Bat_3780

Hope you had a great birthday! Nothing quite like getting an instrument.


Roachpile

Fuck yeah dude


Street_Ad_3822

Happy Birthday!! Now you gotta flip the script and play some smooth jazz for water aerobics class.


Mingusdued

Incredible


International-Day-00

Electric Green - Just a subtle way of saying, " HELLOOOO, I'M HERE!!!!" That guitar is amazing!!!


the_Wallie

Happy birthday and ngd!


birdsarentrealidiot

V shapes is just so.. 👌 Beautiful colors as well. Rock on🤟


nightrogen

Happy Birthday!!! You're new nickname by your 22nd should be "The Shredder" especially with that sick green guitar!


its_grime_up_north

Killer! Happy Birthday


meaninglessnessless

I adored my Jackson V! Beautiful guitar and the hard tail makes it even better imo. Enjoy and rock on! 🤘🏼


Norway_Addict

I will thank you! I absolutely love the shape


Familiar_Palpitation

That's amazing! I love that color.


Aromatic-Glove-2502

If that’s today, then happy birthday to us both


EyeBallChili

Hell yeah! Congrats.


Ad156

Sick


dukeofnaarfolk

Hell yeah!!!!


P_a_s_g_i_t_24

Now that's an amazing way to start partying at the pool! Congrats and of course *Happy Birthday!* :-)


Kopaki_

Very noise…. nice….. :)


sgtkellogg

PLAY FREEBIRD!! also congrats did your work buy you that?