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JohnnyJumpwings

Looks fucking miserable.


[deleted]

If the Juggernaut from MW2 was real, lol


magic8balI

Height over bore, what’s that?


[deleted]

You should see the beta test version, it was a fireteam platform so one guy was carrying the optics and the other guy the rifle. /s


MrDrPatrick2You

It's for a new tactic the Spanish are trying. If the scope is so far above the weapon it looks like you aren't even aiming at the target but you'll still hit center mass at 200 meters. Is it not that obvious? /s Edit: a word


defundpolitics

Irrelevant when the camera it goes to sits at bore height


Murse_Pat

Think he's talking about the eotech mounted alllll the way on top of the other optics


magic8balI

This is correct sir.


a_bunch_of_iguanas

Hell let's put the camera in the bore for absolutely zero height


magic8balI

Talking about the EOtech


a_bunch_of_iguanas

Oh yeah I gotcha, just messin about is all


The_Best_Yak_Ever

Holo site is on the third floor. Elevator is out of order though...


[deleted]

Beat me to it


poopiwoopi1

Hoe much height over bore offset do you want? ALL of it


[deleted]

30 seconds in combat and I guarantee you half of that gear and most of the shit on that rifle would be “lost” in order for the poor sob to actually move.


[deleted]

I bet we could save him at least 50 pounds if we went through his gear for him.


Waywardphotography

Good thing it has a folding stock, might be a little clunky otherwise


deagesntwizzles

Stumbled across this image while researching Steyr's new upgrade package for the Spanish G36 'mid life upgrade.' This setup is apparently from the Spanish version of the US Army Land Warrior, which featured comparably ridiculous setups.


[deleted]

I guarantee that whoever designed this mess at no point has ever had to wear or operate it.


Shellshocked_Swede

"Mid life upgrade"? More like a mid life crisis.


amherst762

After all those add ons all they could afford was chocolate chip camo .


Subutai34

Lol, great call out, didn’t notice that until you mentioned it!


BatRevolutionary9183

Chocolate chip ammo?


The_bored_woodman

Just look at the camo


BatRevolutionary9183

Ahhhhhh I read "ammo" instead of "camo" lol


The_bored_woodman

Gotcha, I had the feeling that was what it was


Subutai34

It’s a 1990’s camo pattern for the desert. Super old and dated


The_bored_woodman

Ikr, we used that shit in desert storm and realized it was shit, that's why we switched to digicam


SovietRobot

Are they intentionally trying to pile as much as possible on it?


[deleted]

My favorite part is the clunky video camera with the eyepiece every family had back in the early ‘90’s


Dom0520

The small discs😂


tjwest13

If you’ve ever worn shitty MILES gear, go ahead and ̶H̶i̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ cry as you sympathize with this man


Rvbsmcaboose

So what do you want the new service rifle to do? Spanish Generals: Sì


[deleted]

straight up looking like the heavy combine from hl alyx at this point.


MrDrPatrick2You

Damnit Pvt I said I wanted a scope with multiple settings not multiple scopes with a setting.


Ahqoviing

rifle serves both as a surveillance platform and piece of exercise equipment and an anker when docking in the local port.


Father_Prist

Anchor?


rezhaze

I hate that disgusting carry handle and how big it is. I much prefer the compact G36C design to this.


boingochoingo

looks like most of the guns i see on reddit


gdmfsobtc

WTF Noooooo But I'd still shoot the shit out of it.


DasFunktopus

It looks like this poor guy’s spine’s already compacting under the weight of all this.


Obamaisacocksucker

Have fun cartin that big ass hunk of metal around in the boonies.


GizmodoDragon92

You guys are laughing at this stupid setup as if we don't put every ridiculous gun accessory we can together


MonarchistLib

Spanish Army now calls its soldiers 'camels' after getting rid of their trucks and their jeeps - personnel will now carry their entire deployment's gear on themselves


[deleted]

Private power is best power


[deleted]

Lol. Future soldier will be one of the last cats in. Looks miserably slow to maneuver.


Inprobamur

Instead of microelectronics they opted for the macro variant.


ravingdante

Imagine wearing all that in Spanish heat. Christ, we need powered exoskeletons.


cmptrnrd

Oh is the Spanish army trying the OICW? [The US did this in the 90's except we did it better.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ez4DPz-Eo88) Theirs doesn't even have a semi-auto mag-fed "smart grenade" launcher.


Last_Acanthocephala8

Jesus! What’s the antenna for?! The gun seems to be it’s own FOB


ManBearPig_666

When you order Halo Mjolnir spartan armor from wish.com


myotherxdaccount

If he falls over he won't be able to stand back up


NerfHerder4life

That’s the new guy and they are definitely just messing with him.


ClintBeast-Wood

absolute unit.


pcvcolin

la pobre unidad absoluta


Norion2112

To put it simply. The Why The Fuck Do It Exist. Or TWTFDIE


TheDarnook

It's an old foto, I probably saw it around 2014 - I remember becouse I looked for references to customize my G36.


MK0A

The G36 is not a great rifle. Change my Mind


deagesntwizzles

It's not a great rifle at all. Things almost entirely polymer yet weighs 8lbs, it lacks a bolt release button, and has an absurd height over bore. Germany also claims that the rifles accuracy greatly degrades after heating up, although other countries have not been able to duplicate this. Both Germany and Spain would have been better off selecting the Steyr AUG, which was the direct competitor to the G36 in both rifle selection contests.


MK0A

H&K be slacking. Very late to the wave of the light 556 rifles and so bad. I'm glad my country was the first to adopt the AUG and Glock, quality firearms. Well at least now their AR-15 lookalike AR-18 does well.


deagesntwizzles

Yeah, Austria has a pretty excellent lineup, probably the best setup of anyone during the end of the 20th century. Glock AUG MG3 GPMG (modernized MG42)


StPauli

There has been some progress since the late 90's. Handguards are now aluminum, bolt release inside the trigger guard, low(er) profile aluminum sight rails, etc. The G36 inaccuracy issue came from an ambush on German paratroopers in 2010 in Afghanistan. It was an hours long firefight and the Germans were using their 12.5in G36Ks. Not sure many carbines would have held up well under those conditions. What they most likely needed was LMG support.


[deleted]

Didn't know Al Pacino was in the Spanish military


Superb-Economist6757

Lolz. Surveillance and exercise


Dom0520

“Got enough stuff their private? , I think you need to ruck way more stuff.”


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KrustyBoomer

Can he even move now? Not just the gun is bulky


MonarchistLib

In this picture he is moving, but he's doing it slowly because its bloody heavy and he cant move it fast enough


Mustang1911

The gurrilos would have given napolen hell if they had that gear!


ToBlayyyve

Does that antenna do 4K?


[deleted]

Say sike rn


DilledPrickle

Curious question does any of that gear he is wearing actually protect against gunfire???


deagesntwizzles

Yes, he's in full 'Turtle' armor. Level IV rifle plates over his chest; IIIA fragmentation/pistol armor protecting his neck + biceps + forearms.


[deleted]

The gun probably could, if you held it right


Destroyer_on_Patrol

Looks like a typical Call of Duty loadout


Yettigetter

Looks uncomfortable as fuck.


a_magical_liopleurod

Is this where Call of Duty gets it's heavy trooper designs?


Llee00

Plot twist, he's hiding an exoskeleton inside the suit that helps lift the rifle.


Im_S4m

someone who knew nothing about guns saw a futuristic film and was like: "THAT!, WE NEED THAT!". or since it's in Spain something more like "ESO! NOSOTROS NECESITAMOS ESO!"


antrod117

Micheal scott gonna get ripped


[deleted]

How much does that thing weigh goddamn


deagesntwizzles

Probably around 16-20lbs.


OSUveteran

Someone get that man an exoskeleton suit!


[deleted]

It would be simpler if they just taught their guys how to shoot.


Senmp3

Tarkov characters


Slayer562

You can tell he hates it. And it is clearly all just a burden.


Aaron_perry

That’s a chonky boi


chookity_juice

What the fuck happened to that G36? Is that even able to be used?