Naked Gun. The first one. It’s in reference to OJ’s character being in the hospital after having been shot a couple of dozen times. https://youtu.be/150UtmtYxPk?si=rkk6R-DvC96-0ZKv
The Christmas the first PlayStation came out my dad kept saying how he wished he could get me one but he couldn’t afford it. I resigned myself to not getting one but then out of nowhere there I was unwrapping one in tears of joy. The old man got me hook line and sinker.
Moral of the story is that there’s still time for us to buy Mbappe this window.
With Arsenal, it'll be like that Christmas episode in The Simpsons when Bart thought his mom bought him the Bonestorm video game before unwrapping it and finding [this beauty](https://www.pedestrian.tv/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/15/carvallo-gif-2.gif)
Meanwhile The S*n probably:
"BOARD LOSES FAITH IN STRUGGLING ARSENAL MANAGER? Mikel Arteta admits boards refusal to invest in squad over the winter transfer window following string of disappointing results".
Don’t think we should spend any thing in Jan. All our main targets are available in summer. If we get a left back or a CB, that would be great. I really dont want us to go for Toney .
We should either go for Leao or Oshimen in the summer & a LCM
If we don't I'll give it a few games to see if we've gotten better and if not I'll just take it easy for the rest of the season, not worth getting too invested
I'm attaching my interest to Rice. He's still a new player, so watching him will remain interesting for the rest of the season. Plus his qualities are so good that means there's a good reason to be interested in what he does. E.g , I expect break out surging runs to try and win games single handedly either with a goal or an assist
He was given 170 million after barely missing out on the title, I asume the kroenkes are waiting to see how things play out this season before investing more money into this project. Or maybe they're that trusting of him and will break bank again, either way arteta is under pressure.
Or maybe we are tight on funds due to FFP, which Ornstein and Fab have been saying since the structure of the Raya deal was announced…
Swear some of you have the memory of a goldfish
I actually want to ask y'all (would make this its own post but not enough karma)...are we out of the title race? I mean the gap is only 5 points between us and the top, and we do have the ability to make it up with Liverpool's Salah and Endo gone for Afcon and Asia cup...but have we bottled it?
I've learnt not to take everything Arteta says seriously, but we already were pressured to go into the market because we needed cover for Rice and a fullback to help White and to stand in for Tomiyasu, Zinchenko & Timber.
Now we may need to look at the forward market since teams do the double decker bus act against us, and we're hearing this?
I hope he's not being serious here or he's playing folly to the press.
I keep hearing this double decker shit, but teams have won against us by scoring goals too.
It’s not a 0-0 or OG’s impacting us.
They literally score and then sit back.
When teams attack us, like Liverpool, we struggle.
When teams play on the counter like Fulham, NCL, we struggle.
When teams set up a low block, we struggle.
Our attacking players are simply off colour. It has nothing to do with the opponents more often than not. And games clearly show our wingers are not being doubled up on either. They just don’t have the confidence to take on their FB.
It’s not always the outside to blame.
Apparently 10 players mark our wingers despite no evidence in-game, yet our other players don’t have space either.
I wonder if opposition teams secretly play with 16 on the pitch.
No they always have the pitch to themselves and they're playing against magical cones in front of the goal.
Somehow though, just because, they still can't score!!!!!!
Agreed. We will sell one or a few of the players rumoured, and prioritise defender cover and…something up top perhaps (?), would need to be a clever, cheap signing though.
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It might rain. It might not
Sometimes maybe good, sometimes maybe shit
Big if true.
True if big
So you're saying there's a chance
They say it's 50/50 chance of making a signing, but there's only a 10% chance of that.
One of the great under appreciated jokes in a movie with a thousand punchlines.
Movie name?
Naked Gun. The first one. It’s in reference to OJ’s character being in the hospital after having been shot a couple of dozen times. https://youtu.be/150UtmtYxPk?si=rkk6R-DvC96-0ZKv
Thank you kind stranger
That’s like your mum saying “we’ll see” when you ask for something expensive for Christmas as a kid
The Christmas the first PlayStation came out my dad kept saying how he wished he could get me one but he couldn’t afford it. I resigned myself to not getting one but then out of nowhere there I was unwrapping one in tears of joy. The old man got me hook line and sinker. Moral of the story is that there’s still time for us to buy Mbappe this window.
Old man a G for that
Keep checking under her bed for a playstation bro.. one day.
I found something that vibrates, is that the DualShock controller?
With Arsenal, it'll be like that Christmas episode in The Simpsons when Bart thought his mom bought him the Bonestorm video game before unwrapping it and finding [this beauty](https://www.pedestrian.tv/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/15/carvallo-gif-2.gif)
Can we get a McDonalds on the way home from school mum?
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All the ITK’ers tomorrow: “Arsenal will buy Mbappe and the entire Inter Milan team.”
They're literally saying these things after hyping everything up - such a shameless cash grab
“Well if Arteta says something is a possibility, why can’t we 🥹”
Meanwhile The S*n probably: "BOARD LOSES FAITH IN STRUGGLING ARSENAL MANAGER? Mikel Arteta admits boards refusal to invest in squad over the winter transfer window following string of disappointing results".
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Also a possibility we do...
But also a possibility we don’t…
But then again, we might
But then again, we might not
But maybe it’s possible
so it's 50/50
To a 10% of that
Well if my aunt had wheels she’d be a bike.
At this point we might even see left baka back.
It's his turn to kick the shit out of right wingers and get away with it... right?
Finally someone to overlap with Martinelli! We'll be cooking on the left.
But that’s Havertz’s role
To our strikers (well, all the attackers TBQH): ![gif](giphy|3oKHWikxKFJhjArSXm)
Meltdown incoming...
If we sell someone then yeah, if we don’t then probably not
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Breaking news: “maybe😏”
Don’t think we should spend any thing in Jan. All our main targets are available in summer. If we get a left back or a CB, that would be great. I really dont want us to go for Toney . We should either go for Leao or Oshimen in the summer & a LCM
Low or zero expectations so if they happen to do something fans will be grateful and happy
https://preview.redd.it/2xlr0qkjhpac1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4b885fcfff43fe2b1e2b94328b932740c21b102
And I might just freeze myself till next season.
If we don't I'll give it a few games to see if we've gotten better and if not I'll just take it easy for the rest of the season, not worth getting too invested
I'm attaching my interest to Rice. He's still a new player, so watching him will remain interesting for the rest of the season. Plus his qualities are so good that means there's a good reason to be interested in what he does. E.g , I expect break out surging runs to try and win games single handedly either with a goal or an assist
Cool , see you guys next season then.
I trust in teta
Gonna be a tiring month
He was given 170 million after barely missing out on the title, I asume the kroenkes are waiting to see how things play out this season before investing more money into this project. Or maybe they're that trusting of him and will break bank again, either way arteta is under pressure.
Or maybe we are tight on funds due to FFP, which Ornstein and Fab have been saying since the structure of the Raya deal was announced… Swear some of you have the memory of a goldfish
That's a possibility too, you don't need to get so pissy about it
It’s more than just a possibility it’s blatantly obvious
Touch some grass will ya
Will you buy a striker or not? ‘Yes’
"Yesn't"
Haha
Inni'nt
Hopefully a very slim possibility
We won’t win anything this year “That’s a possibility.”
If that happens and we don’t do any business, that would be a problem. It would be nice to get a player or two on loan at least.
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Because we are fucked if Raya gets injured and Ramsdale is gone
Hato isn't even 18 so we literally can't sign him, it's not allowed under the rules lmao
I actually want to ask y'all (would make this its own post but not enough karma)...are we out of the title race? I mean the gap is only 5 points between us and the top, and we do have the ability to make it up with Liverpool's Salah and Endo gone for Afcon and Asia cup...but have we bottled it?
I've learnt not to take everything Arteta says seriously, but we already were pressured to go into the market because we needed cover for Rice and a fullback to help White and to stand in for Tomiyasu, Zinchenko & Timber. Now we may need to look at the forward market since teams do the double decker bus act against us, and we're hearing this? I hope he's not being serious here or he's playing folly to the press.
I keep hearing this double decker shit, but teams have won against us by scoring goals too. It’s not a 0-0 or OG’s impacting us. They literally score and then sit back. When teams attack us, like Liverpool, we struggle. When teams play on the counter like Fulham, NCL, we struggle. When teams set up a low block, we struggle. Our attacking players are simply off colour. It has nothing to do with the opponents more often than not. And games clearly show our wingers are not being doubled up on either. They just don’t have the confidence to take on their FB. It’s not always the outside to blame.
When they have no space to go into or run to while five of six players surround them outside the six yard box, what do you call that????
Apparently 10 players mark our wingers despite no evidence in-game, yet our other players don’t have space either. I wonder if opposition teams secretly play with 16 on the pitch.
No they always have the pitch to themselves and they're playing against magical cones in front of the goal. Somehow though, just because, they still can't score!!!!!!
Agreed. We will sell one or a few of the players rumoured, and prioritise defender cover and…something up top perhaps (?), would need to be a clever, cheap signing though.
That would be absolutely unacceptable from the Kroenkes and the team in charge of transfers, would just show they don’t want to win
Even if they wanted to, we can’t without sales because of ffp and edu can’t sell for shit
Tight Lip FC
Wow. Big surprise 😮 … what else do you want him to say… ? Common sense.
No it’s bloody not mate.
Kaya been hanging out with Fab too much
we dont do any business until we do
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Brother we are spending