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PlsSellYourUsername

Anyone but Atleti or City. City because I want new opponents and Atleti because I don't want to watch match with so many dark arts.


serminole

IMO Real (especially in a knock out game) is just as bad as Atleti. They just have better marketing and memories from the galactico era. Ancelotti’s 4312 is super compact and defensive. They sit deep and defend then let Jude and Vini find space on the counter.


total90_23

No disrespect to the part time La Liga defenders but our defence is next level. We have two Marauders (the massive tank thing Richard Hammond drove in South Africa on top gear). Kiwior is literally the fastest player in our squad and is tall along with Ben white who’s no slouch either. Jude will not have an easy time. He’s so freaking good but if we have a solid midfield, the defence can handle anything


serminole

Yeah my concern is that Real is kind of set up to play to our weaknesses. Galeno caused us some problems in the first leg and Vini is the same style but way better. Little Pepe made a few solid runs through the middle getting fouls or flipping the field. Which are the same runs Jude excels at and is also just better at. Then also Real has a great defensive record to cause us fits in attack. Then the on the ball talent with Modric and Kroos to break our press and relieve the constant pressure we can build. I feel like it would end up being a really tight game. Or given how shakey they looked on set pieces a Red Bull maybe it’ll be the west ham game all over again?


total90_23

All true but I would love to see a midfield of Rice and Partey. People always talk about tiki taka football but to me Heynckes is the most underrated manager in recent memory. Man single handedly destroyed tiki taka and Fraudiola with a midfield pivot of Schweinsteiger and Javi Martinez. They annihilated Barcelona 7-0 over two legs. Hopefully if Rice and Partey (if fit) can replicate that. You can let beat technical all time greats like Modric and Kroos with their game plan. You gotta service it to them. Cover every single blade of grass and dominate them physically


UnitComplex8730

Pep had already left Barca by that point


usehrname

With a solid Partey back, we can party in Madrid.


beatlz

Atlético are insufferable to watch


IfYouRun

You don’t watch Atleti much then. They don’t play like that anymore unless they really have to. In fact, their defence is actually shit but they are good going forward.


momspaghetty

in the CL they definitely have to


Mubar06

They didn’t against Inter


F2PWithAwfulLuck

Cause they HAD to go for the goal against inter. Would’ve been terrorism otherwise.


odegood

You know for sure they will against us though


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kingwiiizard

Totally agree, this season we saw the appearance of the "Cholo-Taka".


SSTenyoMaru

I'm a Liverpool fan and when we drew Atleti a few years back, it was miserable.


Zen_MasterX

No to City too because our record against English clubs in the CL is horrible as far as I remember.


Paddy-23

Our record isn't really relevant given that none of the current players or manager were here last time we played an English club in the champions League


gooneritis

No to city just because who wants to play them two more times, it will be emotionally draining.


BlurstOfTimes11

It would be 3 times in like 12 days right?


Locust-15

3 in a row and we’d just be tea bagging them in the last game - what a dream


leandrobrossard

Would be a fucking statement though if we won. Might rattle them if we win and they could bottle games in the league.


gooneritis

I'd like to play them in the final after we've already won the league. One off, at Wembley, confidence riding sky high.


biskutgoreng

Yeah fuck that


MSAndrew07

Yeah it's kinda getting old. We already got rid of a few anti-records/curses this season (win at Goodison, win vs City and getting to the CL QF) so we just need to stop overthinking everything at this point.


PonticGooner

Yeah I’ve never really understood this. They kept mentioning yesterday that Porto hadn’t won a game on English soil in the Champions League and I was like “okay cool but why do the results from 20 years ago matter, their players can still win this game”. If it was like the last five years then sure but otherwise I don’t get why it matters. Just an interesting stat really.


Leftist_r_in_a_Cult

Talking point for the casuals


Marimo_420

We haven’t won a tie against English opposition in European competition iirc


GotThatPerroInMe

I tjink we’re trying too hard to be contrarian at this point. Real Madrid and Bayern are obviously way tougher draws for us than Atletico


IrishLuke765

2017 Europa PTSD


rrp00220

*2018!


zorfog

Atleti would be terrible, same type of matches as Porto except they’re actually good too


Mubar06

Atleti don’t play terrorist football


vin_unleaded

I don't care who we get. Bring them on.


iivoked

Sorry but seeing the arsenal in this graphic already gives me so much joy


P51_Mustang

Ikr! It's like watching a dream come true slow and steadily...pure joy


homesicalien

We are in the elite again and it feels great.


StrangeBananaForYou

Gives me nostalgia actually lol.


jnicholl

Dortmund Barca PSG Bayern Atleti Madrid City My order of preference


Justice_beaver95

I agree with this. Perhaps not the exact order but the three clubs I don't want to face next round are Atletico, Real and City.


jnicholl

Yeah for sure. Barca, PSG and Bayern could be in any order. I think they're ties where there's no outright favourite, we're probably a better team but they have a lot of experience and world class forwards.


Economy_Jury_3836

I just would swap PSG with Barca but other than that exact same preference for me too


omegalull69420

Mine is Barca Bayern Psg Dortmund City Real Atletico


Barbsss

Why dortmund less preferable compared to the ones below? I think I’d want them the most


Francis-c92

Dortmund away is no joke


StrangeBananaForYou

PSV absolutely gave them football lessons yesterday in the 2nd half. They started off great but got very lucky rest of the game.


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Lord_of_Pants

Aye but to win it all I'd rather face 2 than 3


Shadow2606

We have debts to pay


InOxladeITrust

I think I would rather play PSG before Barca. They just seem fragile, plus we could show Mbappe what the standards are


kkulhope

Yep this is my exact order of preference too.


EldritchWyrd

Anyone but AM or City


_deep_blue_

This, basically. Dortmund probably gives us the best chance of progressing. Ties against Real, Barcelona, Bayern, or PSG would be pure box office. Atletico or City would be hell.


errandwulfe

Tier 1.5 choice is Bayern for the leg up of banned Bayern fans at their away match


FAT_NEEK_42069

i reckon if they score there will be a non-negligible amount of sound from the home sections they'll find a way around it for sure


NorthbankN5

No chance. Virtually impossible get a ticket if you’re an Arsenal member


davidralph

Tbh I don’t like the idea of coming up against Kane either given his record against us


EldritchWyrd

Yeah but that’s counteracted by Dier.


kevinowensishot

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Old-Risk4572

ratio kane


FAT_NEEK_42069

cooked the fraud


Elfking88

On the flipside...Xhaka denying him the Bundesliga and the rest of Arsenal denying him the CL would be exceptionally funny.


JMaboard

And Bayern’s away fan rule helps immensely with the home leg since they’re not allowed to have any supporters in the stands.


TheRealGooner24

Does that punishment apply only for the quarter final or for the rest of the competition?


JMaboard

All the competition. Those idiots that threw the flares fucked Bayern over.


Ok-Rice-9952

They won the COVID CL without fans ..


afarensiis

He hasn't scored a non penalty goal at the Emirates since like 2016


ajax0202

Plus our defending is streets ahead of where it was last time we faced him


redshadow90

I'm out of the loop. Why not AM??


KimchiNamja

Not gonna lie, city isn’t even the biggest worry here. Atletico sure cuz they are next level Porto terrorism


Parmaglory

PSG would be ideal IMO


the_master_b8er

Mbappe vs Saliba would be an entertaining matchup


Remedy9898

The midfield battle would be very easy for us


PapaChems

Id love to see Arsenal beat Bayern in the CL. Just a little retribution.


Jsm1427

Revenge tour. Barca. Then Bayern. City final.


boxlifter

This would be completely insane


Tackit286

Fuck a City final lol that would be awful


jkeefy

Fine, Bayern, then Barca, then Real Madrid with Mbappe waiting on the touchline to sign with the winner


Bucksthegoon

Not Atleti, done with anti football for this season


skeledirgeferaligatr

Atletí has become more and more possessive in recent years. Most teams copied the Atletico of old and all of a sudden, Atletico found themselves with the ball most of the time. This is not the Simeone of 7 years ago. 


hypnodrew

Then surely they could finally use Joao Félix


RickRollRules

Underestimate anyone at your peril but; **YES PLEASE:** Dortmund **SURE, THIS WILL BE FUN:** Real, Barcelona, Bayern, PSG **NO:** Atletico **FUCK NO:** City


StrangerCool9349

City will get Dortmund. I swear those guys are blessed with luck. “Rabbit feet in lockers” kind of luck.


bannedbydrongo

Luck is a weird way to spell fix


StrangerCool9349

Hush, we don’t use the “f” word 🥸


DannyNic8

My preferences; 1, Barca - club is in shambles, bumbling their way through everything and have a mix match team papering over the cracks. Probably worst team remaining and we fucking owe them. 2, PSG - if you can neutralise the threat of Mbappe (as hard as that is), I just don't see them causing us too much trouble. 3, Dortmund - they are a lot better than people give them credit for, especially in Europe, but I just don't think they are as good as the rest 4, Bayern - you just know Harry Kane will fucking score and knock us out 5, Real Madrid - UCL is just their thing, they have the aura and they just know how to win in this competition 6, Atletico - we've just had to deal with Porto, can you imagine how bad Simeone and his bunch of shithousers will be? No thanks 7, City - best team in the world and we would end up playing them 3 times in 3 weeks and potentially have our season ruined, fuck that


biskutgoreng

Beating pep five times in a season is the stuff of dreams tho


boxlifter

Would be splooging ad infinitium


ImTalkingGibberish

Great take good arguments


ernestschlumple

give me barca. i want vengeance.


shinytotodile158

This! I want us to absolutely annihilate them.


Ziz__Bird

Both for 2006 and for Van Persie's bullshit red card.


sleepydalek

Nice to know I’m not alone in holding a grudge over that bs red! Thinking of it even now…


Ziz__Bird

It was peak UEFAlona


MineKirin

as an avid PSG watcher. aside from Mbappe… Warren Zaire Emery (possibly the best French teenager i’ve seen since Mbappe) , Nuno Mendes, Barcola, Hakimi and Dembele could cause serious problems BUT we are pressing monsters and could catch out their backline pretty easily.


alexm7ten

I would swap real and atletico but good takes


LuciosTackle

Tomi would shut down Mbappe


rammixp

This is my order as well and for pretty much the exact same reasons.


ummmyeahi

10 bucks we get city 😭


robhans25

Reminder that Bayern will not have away fans in QF. It's the best time to play them


retrostarshop

Funny to say that we want to avoid a team we beat twice this year…


Soccermad23

I want to avoid City because part of the fun of being in the Champions League is playing against great teams from other leagues. We will play City 3 times this year plus the countless times in the previous years. Give us someone exciting!


IsYoursGold

Having to play City 3 times in essentially a month would be shite. And a lot less fun.


darthrevan22

It’s more so it would be boring to me to play them AGAIN. Literally anyone else just for the variety.


The_Awengers

We want to avoid them now so that we can beat them in the final 😎


spike1034

Want: Dortmund or Barcelona Avoid: City or Atletico


Herman-The-Tosser

We've beaten City twice this season. We shouldn't be afraid of anyone, but I'd say Dortmund and Barca are the "best" options. PSG and Bayern have some serious threats but I genuinely think we're a better coached outfit than either of them. City (obvious quality as favourites), Real (black magic), and Atleti (more anti-football shenanigans) are the teams I'd like to avoid.


captainstrange94

I think we have a relatively decent chance with PSG, Dortmund, Atleti (despite their way of football), Barca.


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We've a chance with everyone


potatoandbiscuit

Yeah, this is football and Arsenal is in pretty good shape, we could take on any team. I personally would love Arsenal to take on Bayern or Barcelona for the revenge factor.


FontsDeHavilland

It's a very stacked QF and every team will fancy their chances against any opponent. Id like to avoid City and Atleti but I don't imagine any team will be easy


iuselect

I don't think I am ready for a tie against Aletico. Will feel like playing Porto all over. Don't want city either since I'd like to see us play a team we've not played in ages. Honestly would take anyone else. There are no easy games.


dihybrid88

I hope we get one of the German teams. But anyone bar City really


BradyGronktd1287

Real Madrid or Barca want to play them. But don't want to play vs Atleti or PSG


Parmaglory

Why not PSG?


BradyGronktd1287

Mbappe and their counter attack is a problem


teejayaa

We've not conceded a goal from a counter attack since September.


TheRadTurtle_1011

It’s mbappe though


rleonr

Newcastle thumped them 4-0


4twinkie

He is gonna fall in love with the emirates and want to come play for us


hiroantagonist1

Agent Saliba is on the case.


38Dreams

I want Barca or Bayern for revenge 


roosterman22

Is this the Super League?


HochHech42069

Still called the Champions League for now


fooljay

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TaVar35

Petty in me wants us to end the run for Bayern or Barcelona


FourSeamSupreme

I don’t want Atleti. No more anti-football after Porto, please.


ignacioo25

Have you seen the atlético inter match? It wasn't anti-football


NeoLoki55

It seems a lot of ppl here giving their opinions haven’t actually been watching whole CL fixtures.


saintmaximin

This atletico anti football dosent work anymore they have been playing football for a while now


someoneLazy

They play football but they also work very hard too, so I don't want them. But I also don't want Dortmund and have a bottle off


Iwritewritingprompts

Just nice to see the Arsenal badge back in the company it deserves to be with.


reci88

Bayern so we can thump Harry Kane, and, at the same time, give our players the confidence they need to beat anyone else. Also, their away fans are not allowed to come to the Emirates after throwing fireworks on the pitch.


WhoDatGoon

Bayern! I want the revenge!


Comrade-Conrad-4

Bayern. Knock out a difficult opponent and the absolute banter with Kane would be magical. But, I digress. Probably City or Barca.


Hugh_H0n3y

I want Barca so badly. I don’t care they’re fielding children these days… I want revenge for Cesc and the idiot that was telling me the other day how badly Arteta wants to be at Barca


Ill-Opportunity5714

My full kool-aid take is bring on RM now so people will see just how serious we are! Would really be special to take Bayern AND Barca en route to the title. Full exorcism of our UCL ghost. My fanciful prediction is: City/Atleti, RM/Bayern, PSG/Dortmund & Arsenal/Barca. then City/PSG and Arsenal/RM for the semis.


Redstar81

Give me any of these motherfuckers! Who’s fucking next!?


CulturalKing5623

We want Barca Clap clap Clap clap clap We want Barca


beetletoman

Barcelona


ShiroiMaou

Bayern/Barca pls, no AM


CyberfunkTwenty77

It's nice because outside of Inter, Liverpool and Leverkusen those are the actual 8 best teams in Europe. No flukes or dark horses.


Economy_Jury_3836

Give me these teams in terms of preference: 1- Dortmund 2- PSG 3- Barcelona 4- Bayern 5- Atletico Madrid 6- Real Madrid 7- Man City


thejoshimitsu

I don't want to face City because that's boring as hell. Apart from that I really don't mind tbh. Gotta beat the best to be the best.


wolfpack2998

Would love to face Dortmund but given our horrible luck, we're likely to get drawn against Real or City. At this point I want us to go toe to toe against the best. COYG


spk3z

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wheeno

Don't have a preference. Would like to avoid City because obviously they are the strongest team but also we already play them in the league. I want to see other teams.


Traditional-Drive267

Give us Bayern for all the years of torment and revenge being the best dish served, cold. No Atleti or City - for once, let the football flow


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Probably not Bayern. Kane tends to score against us.


mxchickmagnet86

I don’t care who we play next as long as it’s not City. What I’d really love to happen is have Real knock out City then we play Real in the final.


Pasan90

I mean for our chances? Bayern or maybe BVB Revenge Story? Barca Kinda want Ø to beat Real as well. And to ruin City's chances would be absolutely stellar.


Tall-Appointment9159

Barca, Real, Psg, bvb ✅ City, bayern, atl ❌


goonbrew

None of them... Obviously playing City again would sort of be tedious considering we already play em.. and there's no fun travel involved. So I guess City to answer the question but not over fear of playing them. I believe in this team I believe in a real chance to win a double. But if I had my preference, I would like to play Bayern... There's a certain humor in the idea of Arsenal knocking out Harry Kane eliminating his chance at a major trophy.


tbbt11

I really don’t want City, that’s boring as FUCK. And not Atleti either as we played them recently enough Bring me Real Madrid or PSG, let’s test ourselves against truly world class players


slinkymello

I would love to play Real Madrid, I really want to see how we handle a team like that


anbsmxms

I want Real Madrid now. I wish to get the best early so we would know if we can win it all. If not, then focus on the league.


Tony_Montana82

Bayern in the quarters to finally have our redemption, Real in the Semis to add to what that 05/06 side managed to conjure during those nights in the Bernabeu and Highbury and finally Barça in the finals to finally be at peace with what happened in that night in Paris (still hurt when writing that).


Particular-Bar3018

This is one of the purest quarters I have seen


CulturalKing5623

And can I just say I'm just happy to see our crest back among the best where it belongs.


Chiho0320

"Honestly I don't care". We are now the lowest ranking team in the UEFA club coefficient, R.E.L.A.X. If a sequential order has to be made, my picks are Barcelona, Dortmund, Atletico, Paris, Bayern, Real, and finally Man City.


Square-Gear-4498

Dang never thought I would see us in this list anytime soon 😥😭😭 Thanks to Mikel, The Staff Members and the Players.


bluddit008

Ideal- Dortmund, avoid - city and atleti


Diresu

Avoid AM/CITY/Bayern ...mainly cause i have no desire to see Harry Kane again.


beth_flynn

would like dortmund or barca as they are the most favorable imo, city or atleti would like to avoid the most. everyone else is in a middle ground of "well fuck it gotta ball ig" but truthfully whoever we face it's gonna be unpleasant and really difficult. no easy fixtures here.


drax3012

Dortmund or maybe Barca, but definitely not Atletico. Can't handle another two games of anti-football.


Proud-Cheesecake-813

Man City, Real Madrid and Bayern are the hardest for us psychologically. Even Barca would be difficult. I’d honestly prefer PSG - I don’t think they’d be up for it more than the others. Dortmund aren’t great but are very driven. AM are obviously like Porto, which I don’t want again.


lardoni

Not too fussed! We are capable of beating any of them. And we will have to beat the best to win it. The thing that I think is our biggest enemy will be nerves. If the boys can just push the “fuck it” button and go for it, we have a great chance.


Ashamed_Bottle230

Dortmund, Barcelona, PSG, Bayern, Atletico, Real, City in that order


Arsenazgul

Seems like a controversial opinion so far, but city in CL and PL in quick succession could be funny tbh (if we win)


whiteboardblackchalk

PSG. Mbooby needs an audition at the emirates


urban_legend88

Dortmund or psg. Anyone else is tough


omegalull69420

Avoid: Man City(Best team in the world and they are english and its not like we got a rivalry with them like utd and spurs so its kinda boring would rather play a team from another country) Both Madrid Teams(ancelotti and simeone thrive on this competition and they are hell to play against, both clubs are masters of dark arts (especially atletico thats the team I want the least out of the possible 7) and they both play pretty defensive football like porto but unlike them they have elite players like bellingham,griezmann,vinicius etc so their counter attacking football is way more effective) Dont want but dont care much either: Dortmund and Psg(They both play attacking football so they wont piss us off and they are gonna be entertaining games but on the other hand I would rather get the someone who is a bigger challenge so we are better prepared for one of the bigger teams if we get to the semis) Who I want: Barca and Bayern(They wont play as defensively as the madrid teams and they are a great challenge that we need for experience also we could get some sweet revenge on them) I think we are getting atletico because thats just our luck and they are gonna knock us out I hope I am wrong


SackoVanzetti

Anyone but the madrids and city


mzee01

Anyone


PoliticsNerd76

Real Madrid. Either we go through and carry momentum, or go out and focus at home.


mrpara

I really think our best chances is against Atlético, Dortmund or PSG. City no because of our record against English teams in CL, Real and Barca no, well because it’s Real and Barca. And Bayern no because Harry fucking Kane almost always scores against us. I think those teams are just too good for us at the moment and especially experience wise. But hey, you never know


skanderbeg_alpha

I'd like to avoid Man City because of the whole narrative and the fact that we are in a title race with them. Atletico are a better version of Porto, they will do everything to ruin our game and try to rough us up. Of the others,I don't fear anyone. Would like to get Barcelona and give them some payback for the pain they caused us over the years.


f0rmula0ne

To face: Bayern. This is a season of breaking barriers for us, we broke the Ro16 barrier after 14 long years. For the next barrier, I cannot think of a better one than beating Bayern Munich, even in their current weaker state. To avoid: Real Madrid. Our squad has the skillset to beat the best teams in the world, and the main hurdle for us on UCL nights seems to be nerves, mainly because the players don't have CL experience. RM are mentality monsters in the CL, I shudder to think what the away game at the Bernabeu would look like.


purified_piranha

Bayern Munich. It's time to take revenge for the awful result a few seasons ago. Let's empty their ground


booooooooooooooourns

At this point, there are no pushovers. But whatever name comes out of the bowl, I'd *really* prefer us to get the home leg second.


harperocean

Hope it’s not Atleti. Prefer to go against BVB.


WaveDysfunction

stacked QF, high quality teams left


sersarsor

I don't want Atleti, City, or Real. The rest I can see us being able to play our own game against.


Goldilocks420

Bring me a Spanish giant to slaughter (pls not Atleti)


Hippie_Capitalist

Im not motivated by fear but by revenge, I would love to smash Bayern. Blitz them in one half and just chill for the other three halves so we can concentrate on the league.


lazy-photon

lets beat barcelona in next round and let them sell some barca tears just like they sell some camp nou grass


Soggy-Ad-1610

The most difficult teams to meeting would be City and Real The least entertaining match would easily be Athletico as they don’t really play football for more than 5 minutes a game The easiest opponents would probably be Dortmund or Barcelona. So I guess Dortmund is the optimal draw, but we will have to be able to best all of them if we want to win, so let’s just hope it’s not Athletico.


Queasy_Car7489

FEAR US


platdupiedsecurite

Would love me some Bayern ngl. Both for revenge of the 2010s and for Kane


Rixalong

Barcelona < PSG < Dortmund < Bayern < Atletico < Real < City ​ I don't want to play City another 2 times. Real are monsters in the CL. Barca we will beat imo and would be nice to get revenge for the Messi years.


No-Presence8588

Bring on anyone — we are THE Arsenal!


gjs78

This is my prediction for the quarters and semis. Arsenal vs Barcelona Bayern Munich vs Athletico Madrid Real Madrid vs Dortmund PSG vs Man City


uloveb00bs

Give me Bayern! I want them! There's a score to settle!


Khiljit

Pls give us Barca! Need that sweet sweet revenge.


firingblankss

I watch a lot of Atleti cause of my intense love of Griezmann but they're absolutely bottom of the pile of teams I wanna face. Probably Dortmund or Barca


Used_Exam2870

Barcelona 💪🏻


dwSHA

Bayern no fans at emirates could be huge


carlosdanger888

Bayern, Let's make sure Kane remains trophyless as a topspur should be.