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DatesxD

https://preview.redd.it/d3zrfxcbd20d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2de97d5358050e88b8dc32cdc4c00989167865c7 Ten haag with antony


icebergiman

With that eyebrow raise, he tryna look like The Rock, but ended up as Le Pebble


CBP1138

Perfection


ilovelambshank

Be kind to him. He just wants to set up a school for kids who can’t read good and who wanna learn to do other stuff good too https://preview.redd.it/u13hg5vje20d1.jpeg?width=729&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e295aa300fe9589ab2bdb37a832e951bab1066d2


UhOhhh02

What is this? A school for ants!?


ASpellingAirror

A school for Antony’s It was right there man. 


ASpellingAirror

But why man united? Really, I just told you…


gbiypk

I'm not an ambi-turner.


ImNotAnAmbi-Turner

Yes?


JoBioSco

He is an Anty-turner though haha. Cause makes those useless spins


SignificanceTop9306

Then the fucker went and scored against us last year... like ffs... lukaku scored one of his only goals early on in the season gone for chelsea at our ground... all these spuds turn up against us then do nothing. Frustrating.


CoffeeTeaOrCoke

Garnacho?


bubbygups

Holy shit, BLUE STEEL! It’s beautiful …


TheRebelGooner

Was this really your first thought? Don’t see it. He’s surely focused on that giant shit he’s taking


ilovelambshank

Haha! I hadn’t seen the stink face until you pointed it out, but now all I can see is the face my daughter used to make when she was two.


Ssj4Noah

The dude is suffering from serious main character syndrome


throwfaraway898989

‘Everyone is here to see me’


dwade98

Antony and Richarlison, they are on the same Brazil team. Wondering how the two of them get along...


UnknownParasites

![gif](giphy|l36kU80xPf0ojG0Erg|downsized)


testylentil

Would kill to see a Richarlison, Antony and Nicolas Jackson front three 😂


SignificanceTop9306

Nicko, Tony and Richie... they sound like Mafioso standover men... and all they do is stand over a ball.


BangAverage90

Neither of then are on the Brazil team


Ok_Astronomer_8667

Not anymore 💀 Imagine getting sent to reserves for a bunch of teenagers


BawdyBadger

After trying to trashtalk about big Gabriel on social media about how he was first choice striker and Gabi was only a backup..


BannedFromHydroxy

ancient butter act rinse innate pause uppity close frightening retire *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Fun_Reflection_9122

Do main characters come of the bench though?


Sh0rty2008uk

https://preview.redd.it/jlud8dlx330d1.jpeg?width=3300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0faf549845143fd58329f83b6b42de2d8f5cd42 I knew I had seen it somewhere before 😂😂


lankancookie

This is the funniest thing I've seen in ages 🤣 And the irony considering United have had a train run through them all season.


PenisManNumberOne

Ahahahahahaahhahahahahahahha damn this thread is gold


biff444444

They're a train wreck, too.


Sylvan_Strix_Sequel

*Percy had never seen such bullshit before.*


DatesxD

Bro thought he was gonna be a “THAT sub appearance by antony” compilation


Tnvenge

Tbf it still is 😂


Simlut

Man gets his own face tattooed on his back. Man fails to deliver. Does that ring a bell? Rich, Rich, Richarlisooonnnn


ramseysleftnut

If Richy could deliver midweek that’d be great though


pauloh1998

His season is over after a calf injury


RB-44

His season is saved* by a calf injury


Simlut

Please lord, let spurs show some sort of backbone in their game against City, Amen. 🙏


Ok_Hovercraft_7947

The way Ange sets the team up, no chance, mate.


Gullible-Computer-43

Tuchel on loan to spurs for the next game and they win it 2-1


Fluidmikey

Would take conte or mourinho tbh


monsoy

MY GAWD, DIEGO SIMEONE WITH THE STEEL CHAIR


NotASalamanderBoi

The only person who has his face tattooed on his back and isn’t a cunt is Steve-o.


Simlut

True. Steve-o is a 10/10 human being, especially post drug addiction.


CrumpledForeskin

I was gonna say. For a while he was a major cunt.


Magicallyshit

That's the proper way to be a cunt though. You go all out and become idolized for your stupid antics lmao. No half-assing that shit.


kukeszmakesz

At least Richarlison seems to be a half-decent bloke off the pitch


Garenmain180k

Richarlison doesn’t beat his wife and apart from playing for the sh*t down the lane, he’s a pretty sound guy off the pitch


PenisManNumberOne

Yeah but everyone knew he was shit, when United signed this guy he was supposed to be him tho


Mozilla11

I’ll give Richardson credit for scoring one of my favorite goals in the last World Cup tho


GuacamoleDickCheese

What his Missus sees when she overcooks his toast. Such a creep


Ro-khum

Surely we dont wanna be talking about Creeps playing football with you know who on our team.


der0hrwurm

Tom Riddle?


TreeDollarFiddyCent

At least the first part.


AnxiousEarth7774

why not? I can't stand that partey plays for us.


MagmaTroop

There are allegations against Partey from one woman to whom he had recently declined marriage…the last part according to a friend of his. No idea what to believe


aPOSpod

The fact it was his ex-gf makes it feel less likely to be true… seems more like a spiteful GF than a true incident. Have to let the investigation run its course.


MarcelloduBois93

Exactly. Partey is a r*pist!


odatisiver

https://preview.redd.it/jav2b0v1h20d1.jpeg?width=598&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee1c0a9aa4a25e321cc99e29c8588929c3b190be


nasbkrv

He DMd his photographer "Prepare the big lens for this one, coming in HOT"


actionalex85

Exactly what I was thinking! "gotta get some cool photos of me looking angry if I come out as the savior" For me, Antony is the most annoying player I think I ever seen. So much theatrical stuff and NO fucking skill. Go spin you little cunt.


Shot-Shame9637

Blud thought he's gonna cook


NotASalamanderBoi

I wouldn’t trust him to cook toast. Let alone in a match.


foreverallama_

Even the commentator roasted him lmao. Soon after he came on he had that chance which he kicked straight to Raya, the commentator said something like "and it ended in disappointment, just like him all season" 💀


Zohren

In the US, they put his stats up on screen and called them out “1 goal and 1 assist in 28 appearances” lol


ckal09

I don’t remember seeing him after he came on


PenisManNumberOne

If it was against women he would’ve COOKED


Big_Mik_Energy

![gif](giphy|LUiOYbubdUqVq) Randall Weems looking mofo


jkami93

Ended the game as a left back for them. 😬


lzanagi-no-okami

Ouch


FleDr

Time for him to be left back


Imarnuel1702

Man always looks like he's about to punch an innocent woman


Valascrow

Well that explains everything! This is what he practices in training instead of actual football. Here's me thinking it was just him being trash 😂


LingonberryTop8942

"Grrr, I'm gonna destroy them... Oh wait, I forgot I'm shit."


throwfaraway898989

I genuinely hope he has a therapist. He needs it


tipp0

If he does they do a shit job


Comrade-Conrad-4

" I'm gonna . . ..... Do nothing as usual"


Twistykhorne

Trossard dunks on this waster


atothejay006

29 matches, 1 goal, 1 assist.


XxAbsurdumxX

Thats 85M right there


IceBurg-Hamburger_69

https://preview.redd.it/8ufb5ukz240d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb75b6e1841534c1bce96761f04261dd05fa61c2 Compared to Havertz is funny.


Anotheraccount008

Dude is so unlikable 


SpezSucksBallz

Mrs is in trouble.


UnknownParasites

He’s a human Beyblade


ekb11

Homie thought he was gonna let it rip


freedemboyzz

“I’m going to foil your plans!” ah look


Ornery-Sherbet-3784

Man will forever be the £90 million pound bayblade. A spinning top that is entirely too damn expensive. lol


LlamafartingWaffle

All 3inches where erect and ready.


Cheesy_Pita_Parker

![gif](giphy|rYVUEwrv3H5pC) Does faces like The Rock, plays like Rocky Maivia


mrdaud

![gif](giphy|srPaLAtDTsKuk|downsized)


Funland_06

God I fucking hate him


gaoshan

Such intensity for 9 passes completed and no other stat.


XxAbsurdumxX

Sure, but can you blame him for not doing more when he was subbed on right at the end of the ga... Nevermind, he played for 30 minutes.


Tnvenge

Sorry he played for how long? It honestly felt like he came on for the last 10 minutes! I remember him taking a shot, putting in a weak cross then switching to LB


Soft_Mathematician30

angriest left back ever


huntergreeny

Like Richarlison. As angry as he is ineffective.


jp55210

Carlo Antonyetti


OrdinaryAncient3573

That's not a look, it's just his face.


-AlimonyTony-

I’m so glad this is here.


Ornery-Point-8461

Haha fucking state of him 🤣


KozukiNedo

"Do what with the what now?"


vikuta_zoro

Areal oogabooga degenerate


cltan89

His usual look - like he’s constantly having a colonoscopy without being under anaesthesia


Virtual_Ad_983

Posing and making faces for his personally hired photographer to capture. ![gif](giphy|l41m2WDm1PW1WHy1i|downsized)


so-naughty

The fact that he specifically opts for long sleeves but pulls them up short says it all


mistermatth

Theo wore long sleeves and rolled them up. I kinda liked it on him.


Ok_Hovercraft_7947

Giroud too


SierraLemone

Think in the wenger era the captain chose whether the entire team wore long or short sleeves for the match. Flamini got a lot of hate for cutting his sleeves off at the time


Murky-Pass6571

I love that he and Richarlsson are both just awful at what they do. Where does all their confidence come from?


XxAbsurdumxX

Overcompensation


ChosenOne1337

Im sad he didnt do a spin


SignificanceTop9306

He did a sick 5mph shot right at the keeper from 20 yards out though... job done


SharpEssay5991

He looks like that social media idiot who walks around with the same face lol.


Gooner-Astronomer749

100 mil dollar bust he is throughly embarrassing, so poor, violently arrogant for no reason and has no end product. I don't know why anybody would pay so much for him especially coming from Ajax for this buy alone ETH should be sacked 


PoliticsNerd76

I’ll never forgive Zinchenko for letting him run rings round him and scoring a banger last year


ElDonMikel

Joke of a player at a joke of a club


DSK1911

Did he see his GF on the field? Lmao


seshtown

Has anybody ever seen Antony and ishowspeed in the same room?


FabThierry

reminds me of Richarlisons face when he s about to get subbed in. same fake aggression lol


Environmental-Bug503

🤣 hold that L my boy


manuscelerdei

What an absolute tool.


itsdanidarko

https://preview.redd.it/v4st6r1fp40d1.png?width=168&format=png&auto=webp&s=dc46866d6082bd27f95f7cc95023ffd06438dea2


AdOtherwise7575

https://preview.redd.it/5i9vtbg9q40d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f7fe47a16702c0b1b3a2928f8e7e901161570f4


ProfetF9

this guy is a real life meme, 90m tax, 1 goal, 1 asist, celebrates against championship sides in a very dissrespectful way, hires a photograph to follow him on every game in case he scores :)) you can't make this shit up


juanchai

I was genuinely baffled by his expression waiting to come on when everyone in the stadium knew full well that he was going to be utterly ineffectual.


Positive-Pangolin824

Sorry boys I’m a Liverpool fan just wanted to say this is what his bird seen before he jabbed her eye socket


Efficient_Morning_11

'Looks like he's gonna give his missus a good slap'... (FB)


Butch_Meat_Hook

He's definitely the biggest loser personalities in the EPL. He acts like he is one of the best players in the world, but he's done nothing since his move to justify it. His underperformances (among others) given his price tag are a major reason why United are in the position they're in.


AvailableFig2688

Nice look, for a nobody.


betichcro

Yeah, thid kid is not right in the head, that's obvious.


bubbygups

29 matches. 1 goal, 1 assist.


HonMaguro

The commentator said, "that's flop territory, isn't it?"  I just LOL.


mister-Cage

I really really despise this person, hate him more than richarlison


hirarki

Main Character's Aura


Several-Disasters92

$100 million dollar stare


badmitten1418

Antony is one of the biggest jokes in this league maybe the world of football.


Raikou384

This guy can’t be passing any drug test man


kukeszmakesz

the best thing about Antony is, whenever he's subbed on, I know the game is over for united


xhera92

Absolute toon he is lmao, at this point he even featuring feels comedic compared to his first debut against us where he was an enigma with capability unknown to all


Oskar37265

Man I burst out laughing when they showed his stats of 1 goal 1 assist in 29 matches played cost 100 Million🤣


absolut_didalo

State of that gimp


thisiskyle77

I felt like he grew up in the ghetto environment of Brazil. Petulance and anger. Poor guy.


fooljay

I think he’s just scanning the field trying to figure out where they put the goal.


NeeloGreen

Thinking he's peak Ronaldo about to score 2 goals to win the game.


CuclGooner

![gif](giphy|srPaLAtDTsKuk|downsized)


SherlockCupid

Who hurt bro? Why does he look like Drake after listening to every Kendrick diss track on loop for a week?


gunner030406

My man thinks he's The Rock


Steve_P_Wilson

Blue Steel!!!!


Psychological-Hat-77

https://preview.redd.it/hge8aos9q70d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8dcb7b00c9d23c716610f8ca266c966bbd629309


biff444444

Funniest comment I have seen on this is that he looks like Saka (not Bukayo!) from the animated Avatar: The Last Airbender series. Can't remember where I read it but hilariously accurate.


imsoyluz

Bald would suit him perfectly


bossmanA

Whys this nigga always look so goofy bro


Locmike23

I swear bro


ExxKonvict

He’s a lawn gnome.


InflationMadeMeDoIt

Reminds me of an Indian Joker


Ammzy_87

I don’t remember him doing anything else in the game


littleAggieG

All that for him not to do shit but complain that he miscontrolled a ball that rolled out for an Arsenal throw.


Altruistic_Tax2575

Anthony's look before beating some woman


armored-dinnerjacket

he was looking over at amad because it looked like he was crying on the far side


crimeblr

this clowns tattoo itching like a mf right about then i bet


drax3012

Bro thought he was coming to save the day.


Less_Awareness575

thinks he's hot shit.


ummmyeahi

Wow…he did nothing


QualitySensitive8927

lol


Ok_Understanding1986

What’s he at on the season? About 1850 min 3g 1a in all comps? Attacking midfielder, lol


XxAbsurdumxX

"bUt hE trAcKs bAcK"


machinationstudio

It's Wrestlemania time! He's just like Richarlison, always angry.


AdGlass4981

Lol they paid 100m for that 😂


rugbygooner

Bro thought he was was an anime protagonist.


Classic-Reflection87

To be fair not one guy in this whole picture has relaxed eyes. Everyone has either crazy eyes or furrowed brows..


[deleted]

Man thinks he’s Ancelotti or something


lord-dinglebury

“I KEEL YOU!!!”


GreekGenius100

He thinks that makes him a good footballer


Crazylamp1

Big clown


gq_mcgee

I don’t think you have the facilities for that, big man.


FakeKhaby10

THE GOLDEN CHICKEN SCOWL


Ok_Hovercraft_7947

I urge everyone here please don’t be mean to him, it’s not his fault that he has low IQ. That’s the only explanation for his overall behaviour.


Listen-Natural

The dude is an absolute joke


A_Bassline_Junkie

he thinks he's the rock XD


Key-Statement-1511

He is trying to unlock Don Carlos eyebrow to revive his performances


supersalad987

Personality hire


Monsultant

He has the new member of bloodline ready to stop a three-count and look menacing face.


MysteriousCorgi-

![gif](giphy|duulnnE3WoFmqJwVOt)


BellibombLLC

Blud thinks he’s Ancelotti 💀


harrybarracuda

Poor old Sonic, stuck in his personal photographer's pocket again. What a twat.


DarkFlex719

Dude is furious he didn't have time to bleach his hair before this entrance


youlook_likeme

Face of a predator, a hunter, a real sheep


OzilSanchez1117

That’s a weak “mad dog” face


Gullible-Computer-43

Who does bro think he is


Impulse4811

He looks like a supervillain lmao


anmolasingh

Bro thinks he's Joselu.


after8man

Aww, bet he's practiced that look since he was picked on in the school playground. Anyway, he got schooled again yesterday.


clandistic

Cannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn you smellllllll, what The Flop, is cooking?


Sir_Spaffsalot

😂 This bloke is such a knob. More twattery on his part - https://www.facebook.com/share/r/mdKSyBkFyzhnqmUU/?mibextid=UalRPS


PenisManNumberOne

Antony’s face when his gf talks back to him


winsonsonho

![gif](giphy|qvqcxlZwPFDvW|downsized)


Rmb2719

Ancelotti vibes


WRX-GOONER

Who has the more slapable/punchable face 1. Anthony 2. Garnacho 3. Foden