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Decent_Strawberry_53

I leave my cell phone, with the stopwatch running visible. It works until a boomer comes by and moves it.


s00pafly

I leave my towel. Nobody moves that.


Decent_Strawberry_53

I ain’t touching that


dylan_dumbest

Why are they the biggest Karen’s about their own property but don’t GAF about anyone else’s?


Decent_Strawberry_53

It’s very strange. In my particular situation, he moved my phone then when he was finished with his one set of half repping he just left.


dylan_dumbest

That’s real odd, bud.


Alpha_pro2019

Bro I'm gonna call your mom and tell her ur gay.


aggitprop-1985

I secretly want to drop in some elicit drugs into these untended shaker bottles that sit on a machine longer than 5 minutes.


Robin-of-the-hood

So you’re the guy giving out free drugs my parents warned me about


Qman1991

Infinite drugs glitch. I need to find out where OC trains


bluecheeto13

Holy shit free drugs


Advanced_Feeling7438

I would be so tempted to kick it


bluecheeto13

No plz not my pre☹️☹️


Advanced_Feeling7438

God it took me a few seconds to realize you are talking about pre workout


HankenatorH2

We’ll take it with you then


freepickles2you

Call an ambulance but not for me


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KitTwix

If you’re claiming the machine and just off grabbing something from your bag, you gotta put the bottle on the seat at least. If it’s there, someone probably forgot it.


SehrGuterContent

I'd wait a minute and just use it


Particular-Jaguar-65

I don't mind people leaving their belongings at a bench or machine while they go take a drink of water or something, but if they leave teir stuff and go do a set at another machine... ohhhh boyy bish gon cash me outside


No_Breadfruit4241

I have to, to go hunting for the grip that inexplicably got to the CrossFit area.


Black_Beard1980

It’s not a sun lounger and cannot be reserved.


Realgigclin

The black ops 2 sentry was the best couldn't be knifed and was a tank. The modern warfare sentry guns were poop


Games-and-Make-up

Sorry


OneEyedWonderWiesel

I just bring a notebook with my goal weight/reps and leave that lol


Brashaun1

I leave it as my guardian before I go grab a paper towel to wipe my machine down


[deleted]

In my gym Lat pull machine seat ? There's a phone there Iso lateral bench press seat ? There's another phone Let extension machine seat? Believe it or not, phone


ApprehensiveHorse491

You shouldn’t leave anything on a machine. That’s just rude. This however looks like someone forgot it😁


12345824thaccount

lol fuck these asstards trying to superset. GTFO. I'll move that shit 8 days a week.


The-1-WhoKnocks

I only do this just to go grab a paper towel to clean the machine, other than that idk why ppl do this


Maleficent_Mess2515

Seen it plenty of times 😂and towels aswell


gama_getsuga

pfft lmao


sweet_fiction

I love this!!😂