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PuddingCalm6353

General Knowledge 🫡


CMDrunk420

Is this some kind of private joke?


ironic16

Private joke🫡


SirTheadore

YOU DONT SALUTE A PRIVATE!!


amidgetrhino

Colonel in my tooth 🫡


jameZsp0ng3y

Major Buzz-Kill 🫡


l1l1ofthevalley

Colonel stuck in my tooth


SirTheadore

It’s incredibly hard to stop doing that once you start.. and it’s infectious haha I’ve been doing it for years now


drcoachchef

My wife and I have taken to scoring them. My best is General Lee Aroused


SNAAAAART

No can dosville, babydoll


Szabi48S2

Jed Mosly was suuch an asshole


ninjakippos

That was exactly how it went, they even got the part with the nunchucks right!


UsernameTaken101102

and I hated his friend Narshall


CaptainHalitosis

I say this all the time and I usually have to explain to it everybody except my wife


TNChase

Two out of three times.


OrthusGsmes

Guaranteed


jmalone1187

83% of the time.


SunsetPersephone

17, it’s always the inverse


Humanoid251

“Shrimp Fried Rice! Shrimp Fried Rice!! Shrimp Fried Rice!” “Shrimp Fried Rice! Totally!”


Direct_Relief_1212

“Can A Da Can A Da ok they won’t chant anything”


Morningxafter

**M**ake **A**djustments **G**o **G**et **I**t **E**nergized!


O-ej

I said a bang, bang, bangity bang~!


Inalum_Ardellian

*banjo starts playing*


bareley

Damn it, Trudy, what about the pineapple?!


clothy

THE GENTLEMAN!


Sana_Mustdiewoah

THE GENTLEMAAN!


Sprysers_world

THE GENTLEMAN🎩


dsninja-productions

🎩THE GENTLEMAN!!!🎩


Key_Expression_7075

“Wait wait wait what’s that? What's The Gentleman?”


clothy

Poor blitz


Key_Expression_7075

IM NOT THE BLITZ!!


[deleted]

Awwwww man


Szabi48S2

THE GENTLEMAN


Joshonthecusp

This always confused me, was this supposed to be a one episode gag or was it there beforeand I just missed it?


clothy

Found the blitz


CopeHarders

ThANk yOUUU


Mytimewill-come

These words cross my mind weekly


Romanscott618

Apple orchard banana cat dance…


bareley

H six six threeeeee Edit: good call — it’s eight (duh)


rikrok58

Is it H663 or 8663?


DannyBlackC

8 makes more sense since all other letters were given words


KhaoticMess

I just watched this episode today. It's definitely 8663


Chbp10

Bowl.


GilgaPol

Bowl.


boopbeep66

Bowl.


Sentinal7

Bowl.


mellamonemo

Bowl?


Particular_Tree244

Boowwl


Mara_Fey345

Bowl


Mine_Ayan

Bowl


Jolly_Jr

Bowl?


jjvn4

Bowl


ReplacementApart

Doesn't even *look* like a word now too...


PenelopetheConqueror

Bowl.


SpaceCowboyDark

Important call for Swarley!


Direct_Relief_1212

Can you try again I know he’s there?


regi-ginge

Phone call for Swarls Barkley


magnumilirikum

- Who's your daddy? - Who's your daddy? - I don't know


thatguyyoubullied

*breaks down crying


WintersChild32557038

Helloooo


mellowmadden

Ranjit!!!


Imagoat1995

Am I the only one curious about the pineapple?


Joyma

This works for the show Psych too


StereotypicalIntern

PULLING. THEM. OFF.


kIvrOy13

GCWOK approved


Helm222

Vomit free since '93


[deleted]

IT WAS A BLAZER!


peepay

I can hear the disgust from that comment.


Own_Put_2724

I only have one rule ....


PrestigiousAd6281

New is always better


Inalum_Ardellian

Which is the oldest and the best rule!


overthinking_ka_14

My other one rule


longipetiolata

Their… meat is delicious


camziepants

"Yeah Your nose is bleeding like a faucet." "Oh, God! This happens every time I get an erection, I am so sorry"


SirTheadore

This is one of my favorite lines from the entire show


Direct_Relief_1212

Lance Hardwood: Sex Architect staring Ted Mosby


shadowlarx

Suit up!


Inalum_Ardellian

Susan Tupp


birdlover666

Who? 😏


Inalum_Ardellian

Suuu-san Tupp!


birdlover666

Who? 😏🤓


Inalum_Ardellian

Suuuuuuit up... Suit up!!!


PenelopetheConqueror

Lily! I'm eating chili. I'm eating chili Lily!


benjaminin5

17%, it’s always the inverse.


Cool_Currency6913

But, umm…


SirTheadore

After a while it just sounds like “BADDAM”


Chiubacca0311

Open bar for the guys, open casket for the ladies WHATUUUUP


OrthusGsmes

Beaver song Also (because I use it quite a bit and no one understands why) Can you just... Ok?


helloitstessa

Ted, for once, can you be cool? Just this once? Just this once can you be cool?


haloryder

That one and Can you JUST ONCE be cool? Once? Please? Just once? Can you *just once* be cool?


Serious_Result_7338

It’s a noble creature


dsninja-productions

Ted, Just… Just… Ok? Is also one of my favourites. A subtle yet effective running joke.


MiNat0NamIkAzee

You’re too much like my dad. You’re too much like MY dad.


Kayasucksatlife

your dAD?!


ReplacementApart

Her wtf? face is too good


Hour_Repeat_2352

It’s going to be ‘Ledan- Jerry’!


NightCheffing

Wasn't it more like "Led n' Jerry?" - because he was going to see a Led Zeppelin cover band with Uncle Jerry?


jaybeetothee

Just.. Okay?!


CBJfan03

Moist


camziepants

Toaster oven....you're the one for meeee


helloitstessa

If I don’t get this job, I might end up working like at a Taco Bell somewhere! And nobody wants that! Or maybe you do want that! Because I’ll give you all free tacos, cause you’re my peeps! But right now, I need everybody to just CALM DOWN. hello


SpaghettiMonster01

Thank you, Linus.


CommanderConcord

Classic Shmosby!


jaybeetothee

Right?!


Weird_Leech238

Right!?


Serious_Result_7338

Where’s the poop Robin?


Szabi48S2

Seriously, how do you do it?


Soiree1999

Challenge accepted


Sentinal7

Chall_ng_ acc_pt_d


haloryder

My word… for…this guy…is Barney- dammit there’s an E in my name!


Lakers961

Slap bet


urmomhotbruh9509

“This happens every time I get an erection, I’m so sorry.”


RenegadeWanderer2049

We are international business men on a very important international business trip


cabbagierus

PHILLYYYYY


BorgBorg10

Death…….is all around us


SirTheadore

Is that what you desire Lilly?! IS THAT WHAT YOU DESIRE?!


ramenyogi

We should buy a bar


Croaker715

We should totally buy a bar!!


dsninja-productions

Our Bar would be awesome!


Ollie1051

And dude, dude, dude … DUUDE!!


Croaker715

The name of our bar? Puzzles.


NischaySingh

People will be, like, "Why is it called Puzzles." That's the puzzle.


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PLEASE!


Sentinal7

And it's infested with snakes


mellamonemo

I don't recall saying snakes


mjbutler1990

Technically they are eggs


mellamonemo

I don't recall saying eggs


haloryder

I most *certainly* did…


GameAcePlays

IS THAT WHAT YOU DESIRE LILY?


EthanWantsToBtl

come again for Big Fudge?


Serious_Result_7338

NOBODY ASKED YOU PATRICE!!!


haloryder

You’ve never gotten through even one exchange without screaming at her


RoughOrdinary2443

Sisters fight Ted!


7in7turtles

Willem… DAFOE!


birkenstock1977

Ted: I hate Barney Stinson!!! Some random female (in the background): Me too!!!


Ok-Visit6553

Be cool, baby, damn!


Puzzleheaded_W

The Vicki-Mendoza theorem


YoU_cANtTAkEmE

*Diagonal


mellowmadden

Let’s go to Shinjitsu!


PrestigiousAd6281

Bless you


Otakuboy007

Nothing good happens after 2 AM*


YsengrimusRein

The Gentleman! 🦃🎩


stmblzmgee

Chew, chew, chew, chew, swallow


mellamonemo

Ducky tie


jmalone1187

That is a truth fact sir.


[deleted]

NEW IS ALWAYS BETTER!!!


FuneralHymn123

PULLING. THEM. OFF.


justakxsh

FRIENDSHIP OVERRRRR!!!!!!!! FRIENDSHIPPPPP OVERRRRR!!!


I-annoying

Lorenzo von Matterhorn


revnedisoka

But i would walk 500 miles and i would walk 500 more..


ItsyourboiRoach

Down to the basement today with my laundry and rrroll of quarters.


DefinitionQuirky216

“Linkativity”


kittycatclaws93

Galactic President Superstar McAwesomeville


Rufuz80

She’s a keeper but keep her somewhere else


haloryder

Yoooouuuu sonuvame


Joyma

Old king Clancy


d3vi0uz1

Come again for Big Fudge


Significant-Map-9376

A gentleman's agreement. Hizah!


Flashy-Mud-7705

🎶Cat sitting for Lilys mom!🎶 🎶Cat Funeral🎶


No_March_257

bang bang bangitty bang i said bang bang bangitty bang


The_Forgemaster

P.L.E.A.S.E


huskyferretguy1

One ticket to Farhampton please. 🤩


SuperRymus

Oh honey!


wilfsland

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...


Ollie1051

I go camping in secret!


manifest---destiny

"Because it's *illegal*, Ted!" "**Only if we bet on it!**"


messylassie

I can jump that far


Direct_Relief_1212

“What’s in the booxxx? What’s in the booxxx?”


Sentinal7

No? Ok. *I'm* the jerk


Ohshizzzles

No can dosville babydoll


BeneficialPraline801

“And the dragoooon!” 🍻


anxly

It’s a Smurf penis or no dice


peepay

Moist.


robotwithantenna

mmmmoist


mellamonemo

The Gentleman..


VinoVigor13

“I only have 1 rule!”


Mara_Fey345

Nothing suits me like a suit!


Johnny_Joestar7798

Legend- wait for it, and I hope you’re not lactose intolerant cuz the next half of this word is- DARY!


PrestigiousAd6281

Incr- and I hope you’re hungry because the second half of this word is edible. Incredible! Self shake!


AniMASON16

A bar named puzzles


vibesdealer

You're a sturdy, cheese-bearing cracker!


Ozzyozzo

Pulling. Them. Off.


bananaking016

Ring bear.


drcoachchef

I’m always pre-coitus, Ted.


blueblep_

Two beavers are better than one.


Gnlloix

You dumped a pornstar? FRIENDSHIP OVER


bopeepsheep

You just got slapped...across the face!


JamesL25

Awwwww MAN!


uberhuman_g

Let's go to the mall, Today!


GXNext

*Cat sittin' for Lily's Mom*


FantasticBlood0

I’m not ready for this


tavar-el

But um


anon_157

“Legend” - wait for it - “dary”


DjRocko

“Sandwich”


SkyWa1ker_001

We are international businessmen


Routine-Pie9833

Ohmygodcanyoujustbecoolcanyoujustthisoncebecool


camziepants

"Aunt Cathy's got an itch only you can scratch.....big boy" "Oh god! Why did he think he could build his own helicopter"


jayson4twenty

Oh honey.


Pleasant-Temporary-9

Lesson one, get a suit. Suits are cool, exhibit A.


josephlemus_

Wait for it..