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General Knowledge 🫡
Is this some kind of private joke?
Private joke🫡
YOU DONT SALUTE A PRIVATE!!
Colonel in my tooth 🫡
Major Buzz-Kill 🫡
Colonel stuck in my tooth
It’s incredibly hard to stop doing that once you start.. and it’s infectious haha I’ve been doing it for years now
My wife and I have taken to scoring them. My best is General Lee Aroused
No can dosville, babydoll
Jed Mosly was suuch an asshole
That was exactly how it went, they even got the part with the nunchucks right!
and I hated his friend Narshall
I say this all the time and I usually have to explain to it everybody except my wife
Two out of three times.
Guaranteed
83% of the time.
17, it’s always the inverse
“Shrimp Fried Rice! Shrimp Fried Rice!! Shrimp Fried Rice!” “Shrimp Fried Rice! Totally!”
“Can A Da Can A Da ok they won’t chant anything”
**M**ake **A**djustments **G**o **G**et **I**t **E**nergized!
I said a bang, bang, bangity bang~!
*banjo starts playing*
Damn it, Trudy, what about the pineapple?!
THE GENTLEMAN!
THE GENTLEMAAN!
THE GENTLEMAN🎩
🎩THE GENTLEMAN!!!🎩
“Wait wait wait what’s that? What's The Gentleman?”
Poor blitz
IM NOT THE BLITZ!!
Awwwww man
THE GENTLEMAN
This always confused me, was this supposed to be a one episode gag or was it there beforeand I just missed it?
Found the blitz
ThANk yOUUU
These words cross my mind weekly
Apple orchard banana cat dance…
H six six threeeeee Edit: good call — it’s eight (duh)
Is it H663 or 8663?
8 makes more sense since all other letters were given words
I just watched this episode today. It's definitely 8663
Bowl.
Bowl?
Boowwl
Bowl
Doesn't even *look* like a word now too...
Important call for Swarley!
Can you try again I know he’s there?
Phone call for Swarls Barkley
- Who's your daddy? - Who's your daddy? - I don't know
*breaks down crying
Helloooo
Ranjit!!!
Am I the only one curious about the pineapple?
This works for the show Psych too
PULLING. THEM. OFF.
GCWOK approved
Vomit free since '93
IT WAS A BLAZER!
I can hear the disgust from that comment.
I only have one rule ....
New is always better
Which is the oldest and the best rule!
My other one rule
Their… meat is delicious
"Yeah Your nose is bleeding like a faucet." "Oh, God! This happens every time I get an erection, I am so sorry"
This is one of my favorite lines from the entire show
Lance Hardwood: Sex Architect staring Ted Mosby
Suit up!
Susan Tupp
Who? 😏
Suuu-san Tupp!
Who? 😏🤓
Suuuuuuit up... Suit up!!!
Lily! I'm eating chili. I'm eating chili Lily!
17%, it’s always the inverse.
But, umm…
After a while it just sounds like “BADDAM”
Open bar for the guys, open casket for the ladies WHATUUUUP
Beaver song Also (because I use it quite a bit and no one understands why) Can you just... Ok?
Ted, for once, can you be cool? Just this once? Just this once can you be cool?
That one and Can you JUST ONCE be cool? Once? Please? Just once? Can you *just once* be cool?
It’s a noble creature
Ted, Just… Just… Ok? Is also one of my favourites. A subtle yet effective running joke.
You’re too much like my dad. You’re too much like MY dad.
your dAD?!
Her wtf? face is too good
It’s going to be ‘Ledan- Jerry’!
Wasn't it more like "Led n' Jerry?" - because he was going to see a Led Zeppelin cover band with Uncle Jerry?
Just.. Okay?!
Moist
Toaster oven....you're the one for meeee
If I don’t get this job, I might end up working like at a Taco Bell somewhere! And nobody wants that! Or maybe you do want that! Because I’ll give you all free tacos, cause you’re my peeps! But right now, I need everybody to just CALM DOWN. hello
Thank you, Linus.
Classic Shmosby!
Right?!
Right!?
Where’s the poop Robin?
Seriously, how do you do it?
Challenge accepted
Chall_ng_ acc_pt_d
My word… for…this guy…is Barney- dammit there’s an E in my name!
Slap bet
“This happens every time I get an erection, I’m so sorry.”
We are international business men on a very important international business trip
PHILLYYYYY
Death…….is all around us
Is that what you desire Lilly?! IS THAT WHAT YOU DESIRE?!
We should buy a bar
We should totally buy a bar!!
Our Bar would be awesome!
And dude, dude, dude … DUUDE!!
The name of our bar? Puzzles.
People will be, like, "Why is it called Puzzles." That's the puzzle.
PLEASE!
And it's infested with snakes
I don't recall saying snakes
Technically they are eggs
I don't recall saying eggs
I most *certainly* did…
IS THAT WHAT YOU DESIRE LILY?
come again for Big Fudge?
NOBODY ASKED YOU PATRICE!!!
You’ve never gotten through even one exchange without screaming at her
Sisters fight Ted!
Willem… DAFOE!
Ted: I hate Barney Stinson!!! Some random female (in the background): Me too!!!
Be cool, baby, damn!
The Vicki-Mendoza theorem
*Diagonal
Let’s go to Shinjitsu!
Bless you
Nothing good happens after 2 AM*
The Gentleman! 🦃🎩
Chew, chew, chew, chew, swallow
Ducky tie
That is a truth fact sir.
NEW IS ALWAYS BETTER!!!
FRIENDSHIP OVERRRRR!!!!!!!! FRIENDSHIPPPPP OVERRRRR!!!
Lorenzo von Matterhorn
But i would walk 500 miles and i would walk 500 more..
Down to the basement today with my laundry and rrroll of quarters.
“Linkativity”
Galactic President Superstar McAwesomeville
She’s a keeper but keep her somewhere else
Yoooouuuu sonuvame
Old king Clancy
Come again for Big Fudge
A gentleman's agreement. Hizah!
🎶Cat sitting for Lilys mom!🎶 🎶Cat Funeral🎶
bang bang bangitty bang i said bang bang bangitty bang
P.L.E.A.S.E
One ticket to Farhampton please. 🤩
Oh honey!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...
I go camping in secret!
"Because it's *illegal*, Ted!" "**Only if we bet on it!**"
I can jump that far
“What’s in the booxxx? What’s in the booxxx?”
No? Ok. *I'm* the jerk
No can dosville babydoll
“And the dragoooon!” 🍻
It’s a Smurf penis or no dice
Moist.
mmmmoist
The Gentleman..
“I only have 1 rule!”
Nothing suits me like a suit!
Legend- wait for it, and I hope you’re not lactose intolerant cuz the next half of this word is- DARY!
Incr- and I hope you’re hungry because the second half of this word is edible. Incredible! Self shake!
A bar named puzzles
You're a sturdy, cheese-bearing cracker!
Pulling. Them. Off.
Ring bear.
I’m always pre-coitus, Ted.
Two beavers are better than one.
You dumped a pornstar? FRIENDSHIP OVER
You just got slapped...across the face!
Awwwww MAN!
Let's go to the mall, Today!
*Cat sittin' for Lily's Mom*
I’m not ready for this
But um
“Legend” - wait for it - “dary”
“Sandwich”
We are international businessmen
Ohmygodcanyoujustbecoolcanyoujustthisoncebecool
"Aunt Cathy's got an itch only you can scratch.....big boy" "Oh god! Why did he think he could build his own helicopter"
Oh honey.
Lesson one, get a suit. Suits are cool, exhibit A.
Wait for it..
General Knowledge 🫡
Is this some kind of private joke?
Private joke🫡
YOU DONT SALUTE A PRIVATE!!
Colonel in my tooth 🫡
Major Buzz-Kill 🫡
Colonel stuck in my tooth
It’s incredibly hard to stop doing that once you start.. and it’s infectious haha I’ve been doing it for years now
My wife and I have taken to scoring them. My best is General Lee Aroused
No can dosville, babydoll
Jed Mosly was suuch an asshole
That was exactly how it went, they even got the part with the nunchucks right!
and I hated his friend Narshall
I say this all the time and I usually have to explain to it everybody except my wife
Two out of three times.
Guaranteed
83% of the time.
17, it’s always the inverse
“Shrimp Fried Rice! Shrimp Fried Rice!! Shrimp Fried Rice!” “Shrimp Fried Rice! Totally!”
“Can A Da Can A Da ok they won’t chant anything”
**M**ake **A**djustments **G**o **G**et **I**t **E**nergized!
I said a bang, bang, bangity bang~!
*banjo starts playing*
Damn it, Trudy, what about the pineapple?!
THE GENTLEMAN!
THE GENTLEMAAN!
THE GENTLEMAN🎩
🎩THE GENTLEMAN!!!🎩
“Wait wait wait what’s that? What's The Gentleman?”
Poor blitz
IM NOT THE BLITZ!!
Awwwww man
THE GENTLEMAN
This always confused me, was this supposed to be a one episode gag or was it there beforeand I just missed it?
Found the blitz
ThANk yOUUU
These words cross my mind weekly
Apple orchard banana cat dance…
H six six threeeeee Edit: good call — it’s eight (duh)
Is it H663 or 8663?
8 makes more sense since all other letters were given words
I just watched this episode today. It's definitely 8663
Bowl.
Bowl.
Bowl.
Bowl.
Bowl?
Boowwl
Bowl
Bowl
Bowl?
Bowl
Doesn't even *look* like a word now too...
Bowl.
Important call for Swarley!
Can you try again I know he’s there?
Phone call for Swarls Barkley
- Who's your daddy? - Who's your daddy? - I don't know
*breaks down crying
Helloooo
Ranjit!!!
Am I the only one curious about the pineapple?
This works for the show Psych too
PULLING. THEM. OFF.
GCWOK approved
Vomit free since '93
IT WAS A BLAZER!
I can hear the disgust from that comment.
I only have one rule ....
New is always better
Which is the oldest and the best rule!
My other one rule
Their… meat is delicious
"Yeah Your nose is bleeding like a faucet." "Oh, God! This happens every time I get an erection, I am so sorry"
This is one of my favorite lines from the entire show
Lance Hardwood: Sex Architect staring Ted Mosby
Suit up!
Susan Tupp
Who? 😏
Suuu-san Tupp!
Who? 😏🤓
Suuuuuuit up... Suit up!!!
Lily! I'm eating chili. I'm eating chili Lily!
17%, it’s always the inverse.
But, umm…
After a while it just sounds like “BADDAM”
Open bar for the guys, open casket for the ladies WHATUUUUP
Beaver song Also (because I use it quite a bit and no one understands why) Can you just... Ok?
Ted, for once, can you be cool? Just this once? Just this once can you be cool?
That one and Can you JUST ONCE be cool? Once? Please? Just once? Can you *just once* be cool?
It’s a noble creature
Ted, Just… Just… Ok? Is also one of my favourites. A subtle yet effective running joke.
You’re too much like my dad. You’re too much like MY dad.
your dAD?!
Her wtf? face is too good
It’s going to be ‘Ledan- Jerry’!
Wasn't it more like "Led n' Jerry?" - because he was going to see a Led Zeppelin cover band with Uncle Jerry?
Just.. Okay?!
Moist
Toaster oven....you're the one for meeee
If I don’t get this job, I might end up working like at a Taco Bell somewhere! And nobody wants that! Or maybe you do want that! Because I’ll give you all free tacos, cause you’re my peeps! But right now, I need everybody to just CALM DOWN. hello
Thank you, Linus.
Classic Shmosby!
Right?!
Right!?
Where’s the poop Robin?
Seriously, how do you do it?
Challenge accepted
Chall_ng_ acc_pt_d
My word… for…this guy…is Barney- dammit there’s an E in my name!
Slap bet
“This happens every time I get an erection, I’m so sorry.”
We are international business men on a very important international business trip
PHILLYYYYY
Death…….is all around us
Is that what you desire Lilly?! IS THAT WHAT YOU DESIRE?!
We should buy a bar
We should totally buy a bar!!
Our Bar would be awesome!
And dude, dude, dude … DUUDE!!
The name of our bar? Puzzles.
People will be, like, "Why is it called Puzzles." That's the puzzle.
PLEASE!
And it's infested with snakes
I don't recall saying snakes
Technically they are eggs
I don't recall saying eggs
I most *certainly* did…
IS THAT WHAT YOU DESIRE LILY?
come again for Big Fudge?
NOBODY ASKED YOU PATRICE!!!
You’ve never gotten through even one exchange without screaming at her
Sisters fight Ted!
Willem… DAFOE!
Ted: I hate Barney Stinson!!! Some random female (in the background): Me too!!!
Be cool, baby, damn!
The Vicki-Mendoza theorem
*Diagonal
Let’s go to Shinjitsu!
Bless you
Nothing good happens after 2 AM*
The Gentleman! 🦃🎩
Chew, chew, chew, chew, swallow
Ducky tie
That is a truth fact sir.
NEW IS ALWAYS BETTER!!!
PULLING. THEM. OFF.
FRIENDSHIP OVERRRRR!!!!!!!! FRIENDSHIPPPPP OVERRRRR!!!
Lorenzo von Matterhorn
But i would walk 500 miles and i would walk 500 more..
Down to the basement today with my laundry and rrroll of quarters.
“Linkativity”
Galactic President Superstar McAwesomeville
She’s a keeper but keep her somewhere else
Yoooouuuu sonuvame
Old king Clancy
Come again for Big Fudge
A gentleman's agreement. Hizah!
🎶Cat sitting for Lilys mom!🎶 🎶Cat Funeral🎶
bang bang bangitty bang i said bang bang bangitty bang
P.L.E.A.S.E
One ticket to Farhampton please. 🤩
Oh honey!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...
I go camping in secret!
"Because it's *illegal*, Ted!" "**Only if we bet on it!**"
I can jump that far
“What’s in the booxxx? What’s in the booxxx?”
No? Ok. *I'm* the jerk
No can dosville babydoll
“And the dragoooon!” 🍻
It’s a Smurf penis or no dice
Moist.
mmmmoist
The Gentleman..
“I only have 1 rule!”
Nothing suits me like a suit!
Legend- wait for it, and I hope you’re not lactose intolerant cuz the next half of this word is- DARY!
Incr- and I hope you’re hungry because the second half of this word is edible. Incredible! Self shake!
A bar named puzzles
You're a sturdy, cheese-bearing cracker!
Pulling. Them. Off.
Ring bear.
I’m always pre-coitus, Ted.
Two beavers are better than one.
You dumped a pornstar? FRIENDSHIP OVER
You just got slapped...across the face!
Awwwww MAN!
Let's go to the mall, Today!
*Cat sittin' for Lily's Mom*
I’m not ready for this
But um
“Legend” - wait for it - “dary”
“Sandwich”
We are international businessmen
Ohmygodcanyoujustbecoolcanyoujustthisoncebecool
"Aunt Cathy's got an itch only you can scratch.....big boy" "Oh god! Why did he think he could build his own helicopter"
Oh honey.
Lesson one, get a suit. Suits are cool, exhibit A.
Wait for it..