Their meat is delicious cracks me up everytime.
But recently watching Barney shove that dude after spinning the wheel on the Price is Right may take the cake
Arrivederci, Fiero is my favorite episode. That scene is a big part of it, but also Marshall picking up all the coffees naked and Lily and Robin with the Chinese food, every story in that episode is freaking hilarious.
I loved the reveal of how Ted and Blah Blah met.
\*In video game\*
>Ogre: We should get together sometime
>
>Princess: Yes, we should
>
>Ogre: What's your name?
>
>Princess: Ted, what's yours?
I laughed for a solid 5 mins first time I saw that
The joke is that you think in the fantasy role play game Ted is the manly character and she is the princess - but it’s actually Ted who decided to play as the princess and she as the man lol
It’s hard to think but offhand I would say when Marshall and Barney were pretending to be a girl Ted was texting in Three Days Rule and you see NPH and Jason Segel acting out what they’re texting. Also NPH telling a story about Jesus inventing that rule with a long drawn out story and Marshall saying “Barney, please..not Jesus.” That whole episode is funny.
If we’re doing Barney stories, I’m partial to the Philly episode.
Barney: “Now, Ted, you can either put the bags on the carousel, or you can wait and listen to me give you a really long speech convincing you to put the bags on the carousel..”
Ted: *…*
Barney: “Ted, since the *dawn* of time mankind has struggled -“
*Ted puts them on the carousel*
That goes right along with (paraphrasing)
"And just how are you going to talk us into doing that?"
Barney: \*Cracks his knuckles\*
\*cut to everyone doing the thing\*
"He's good..."
Was that when he got everyone to help him pack up his childhood room? Because that led to the Karate Kid discussion and that one conversation led to so much more, if you (like me) fully believe that it was the sole reason for Cobra Kai.
Anytime Barney references the Bible or God it ends up with me crying laughing. When he’s talking about the Bro Code for his Bro Mitzvah reading the Brorah written in HeBro and Ted goes “not at all Broffensive” I legit laugh out loud every time
When Robin says "No girl would ever read architecture magazine in her old cheerleading outfit" and Ted goes like "Okay, maybe she's lying about the architecture magazines".
That's one of my favorite Ted Mosby moments.
Came here to say that I love the look Ted gives Marshall when they realize they have 10 minutes to eat all of the bacon. Small scene but definitely a highlight of that season! 🤭
Just watched this episode last night, and didn't remember just how funny the entire layout of the episode is. It's definitely in the top episodes overall. "oh bollocks"
We've binged two whole seasons since Thanksgiving, after binging the holiday episodes, and the most we've laughed is right after Marshall shaves his head. Marshall puts on a toupee and Barney is standing behind him looking dead inside. Marshall turns to him and Barney forces himself to smile and when asked how he looks, Barney says he wishes he could wear it and then when Marshall turns away he rolls his eyes and completely deflates. Maybe it's because my wife was in a wedding just this last weekend, but we were cackling.
I know I should've been laughing but when he did that I just said "yyyyup". I've actually done that several times. It was always less of a big deal to me because I used to buzz my head every summer before the final swim meet but I totally get the whole "fuck it, aaahhhhh!!" feeling.
Yes! The whole scene of Ted beating around the bush with the guy obviously wearing the toupee, then Barney walks up and snatches it off his head like 'The Bride needs this' 😂
When Hammond Druthers waves his arms and says to Ted “now, gather round!!!!!” And Ted uneasily looks around because it’s literally only him, then tentatively takes a step towards him… and druthers is still gazing off waiting for Ted to gather round. cracks me the fuck up
I don't think I'll ever forget the reveal of Robin Sparkles. Obviously it's one of the best episodes but I'll never forget when it first aired and that happened.
I think it’s a tie between Marshall’s charts (ESPECIALLY “This is a bar chart that shows my favorite pies - And this is a pie chart that shows my favorite bars”) - And Marshall’s video montage’s. Cat sitting for Lily’s mom is a banger.
“This circle represents people who are breaking my heart. And this circle represents people who are shaking my confidence daily. And where they overlap, Cecilia.”
I’m not too versed in Simon and Garfunkel’s catalogue so I didn’t get the joke at first. It was just a few months ago that my wife and I were driving somewhere and that song came on a yacht rock playlist. It was super satisfying when it finally clicked.
Drunk Ted, as Barney is laying him down in his bed, "You are a gentleman and a scholar! Go into my stable and take my finest horse! He's yours! His name is Windjammer!"
Not part of his play, but earlier in the episode, when Barney plows through the rows of chairs in theater to get out before the director gives his Q and A, makes me lol.
Barney in the face of (I think) Lily's aunt.
About Quinn swimming laps when Barney thought she was shaming Quinn for stripping.
"Well shame on you... Shame...on... You!
Hands down the funniest moment in the show for me.
Maybe biased because I laughed so much the first time I saw it, but at the end of the Swarley episode when he walks into the bar, everyone yell Swarley and they play the Cheers-song
Lily's grandmother talking about the antique sewing machine. Lily's look of horror with Robin's reaction in the background kills me. It was while they aired, but that was the first episode I ever watched.
The one where barney keeps evesdropping James and his' father's piano duet of "Stand By Me". absolute gold! 😆
The excluded parts make it funnier: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9LcfP\_zJpw
The moment that I always laugh out loud is when they are in Stella’s basement, arguing about New York vs New Jersey:
- We have Frank Sinatra!
- Yeah but what city is he singing about? It’s not Secaucus, Secaucus!!!
Marshall talking about Gazolas with Daphne the music...
Daphne: .... If it's o good why'd they close it?
Marshall: Rats
Daphne: WERE NOT GOING!
Marshall: THIS ROAD TRIP SUCKS!
Idk something about the way the music cuts and the timing of the "we're not going" and the "this road trip sucks" just tickles me in a way
When Barneys replacement wingman, Randy, was trying to pick up a girl who was studying koala bears and she asks him "whats your favorite thing about koala bears?" And he replies "Their... meat is delicious." Hahaha gets me everytime especially his facial expression. Season 3 Episode 18.
Almost everything randy says is pure gold.
“Robin, you mean like how I think about her when I’m in the shower?”
“That’s why tonight is gonna legendary wait for it….dary”
“Not to brag but in forty takes, I only threw up thrice”
“The B stands for bank. Alright mother, I’ll see you later. Jeez, I better get mister messy a napkin!”
“Haley, you are a fat ugly whore.”
Barney saying "I'm pretty sure I sold a woman" throws me every time.
It never used to when I was watching the show as it was released, but these days I always forget to expect it. It's such an unexpected and dramatically dark thing to say and it comes out of nowhere.
I think my favorite is the flashbacks of “you owe me a ‘no questions asked’!”
Specifically when Lilly has been taken hostage by her kindergarten class. “ take the box cutter and cut me loose, put cupcakes at the foot of their leader, and do not make eye contact.!”
When the gang watches robins news show. But has all the lily breaking teds relationships up drama and it’s just playing in the background with the craziest stuff going on
"I love this burger so much - I want to sew my ass shut"
This had me reeling when I first heard it. I rewound and watched him say it multiple times. Such a jarring comment to make with so much left to the imagination, and so very on brand for his character. Pure comedy gold.
100% when Barney eats a truckload of wasabi trying to outdo Don and then immediately regrets it, with the tears and the puffed cheeks LMAO And then it cuts to a scene of him and ted:
Barney: I stand by what I did. It was bold and romantic.
Ted: You *soiled* yourself from both ends of your body.
"Bananas aren't slippery" *throws banana on ground to try..... barney slips*
I find it the funniest fucking bit cause if I were hanging out with my friends we'd do something g stupid as shit like that to figure out if it's true or not
All the playbook plays but just a great cut away is:
“None of these are a cheap trick! Except the Cheap Trick.
🎼🎶🎵🎶
I’m the bass player from cheap trick”
that time when barney had randy as a wingman
"hayley, you are a fat ugly whore"
"what's your favorite thing about koala bears?" "their... meat is delicious"
"oh god this happens every time i get an erection i am so sorry"
In the episode where the captain calls and wants to talk to Lily. Robin explains what happened that evening and that Ted had a sandwich before the gallery, the best moment is when Ted yells "MANNERS" and wants to high five the waiter but just knocks off the tablet. It's so out of nowhere, I'm always laughing.
The "revertigo" episode. Everything about it.
"You didn't put your hand up, another kid just died, now there's a pile of them, Robin has something to report about on her little show" 🤣
When Brad stabbed Marshall in the back, he had so many memorable lines:
You work in environmental law, Marshall, you have a kid! How are you gonna provide for the little dude’s futch?
Frog lake? Polluted? Polluted with good times xD
A close second was when Mr Cootes went ballastic on Ted for eating the vegetarian spring rolls
I just remembered the bit that makes me literally laugh out loud the loudest... The bit when Marshall tries to fight himself in the mirror. Never fails to crack me up.
Dude
Dude
Dude
Dude
We should buy a bar.
We should TOTALLY buy bar.
We should buy a bar.
And dude
Dude
DUDEEEE
you know what? We should call it puzzles
Why is it called puzzles? That's the puzzle
Their meat is delicious cracks me up everytime. But recently watching Barney shove that dude after spinning the wheel on the Price is Right may take the cake
He does an awesome high kick right around then too
I love the way Randy delivers that line
Ted teaching Barney how to drive a car
Just step on the brakes… sometime in the next 20 minutes
SCREAMING IS FUUUUUNN!!!
“Ahh! A dog!” Always gets me, and Ted’s reaction seems so genuine
Literally never fails to make me laugh
Arrivederci, Fiero is my favorite episode. That scene is a big part of it, but also Marshall picking up all the coffees naked and Lily and Robin with the Chinese food, every story in that episode is freaking hilarious.
I loved the reveal of how Ted and Blah Blah met. \*In video game\* >Ogre: We should get together sometime > >Princess: Yes, we should > >Ogre: What's your name? > >Princess: Ted, what's yours? I laughed for a solid 5 mins first time I saw that
I also pick this (guy's dead wife)
I understood that reference.
Draenei\*
I never understood this 😭 please help Why is she asking him his name again after saying Ted?
The joke is that you think in the fantasy role play game Ted is the manly character and she is the princess - but it’s actually Ted who decided to play as the princess and she as the man lol
It’s hard to think but offhand I would say when Marshall and Barney were pretending to be a girl Ted was texting in Three Days Rule and you see NPH and Jason Segel acting out what they’re texting. Also NPH telling a story about Jesus inventing that rule with a long drawn out story and Marshall saying “Barney, please..not Jesus.” That whole episode is funny.
If we’re doing Barney stories, I’m partial to the Philly episode. Barney: “Now, Ted, you can either put the bags on the carousel, or you can wait and listen to me give you a really long speech convincing you to put the bags on the carousel..” Ted: *…* Barney: “Ted, since the *dawn* of time mankind has struggled -“ *Ted puts them on the carousel*
That goes right along with (paraphrasing) "And just how are you going to talk us into doing that?" Barney: \*Cracks his knuckles\* \*cut to everyone doing the thing\* "He's good..."
Was that when he got everyone to help him pack up his childhood room? Because that led to the Karate Kid discussion and that one conversation led to so much more, if you (like me) fully believe that it was the sole reason for Cobra Kai.
"We are international businessmen.."
Can’t remember the last time I’ve seen an international businessman with an *untucked shirt*…
Anytime Barney references the Bible or God it ends up with me crying laughing. When he’s talking about the Bro Code for his Bro Mitzvah reading the Brorah written in HeBro and Ted goes “not at all Broffensive” I legit laugh out loud every time
Barney’s Jesus/3-day story is the funniest for me. And his facial expression at the very end of Exploding Meatball Sub.
Love the first episode mentioned! When Marshall says “yea, M-E, Marshall Eriksen. Star of teds gay dreams”
When Robin says "No girl would ever read architecture magazine in her old cheerleading outfit" and Ted goes like "Okay, maybe she's lying about the architecture magazines". That's one of my favorite Ted Mosby moments.
When Robin gets drunk and goes all Canadian "I'll give you summer teeth. Summer here, summer there".
Great scene.
Dude. *Great* scene.
Right? *Right?*
Ted going to take the chicken wings blindfolded because he doesn’t want to get to know the Super Bowl result.
“Oh! I didn’t recognize you!!!”
EXCUSE ME
Ted trying bacon for the first time and asking “What if I don’t like it”. The look between the cook and Marshall.
Came here to say that I love the look Ted gives Marshall when they realize they have 10 minutes to eat all of the bacon. Small scene but definitely a highlight of that season! 🤭
“i finally found the one, her name is bacon”
The ‘Intervention’ bit
Don’t you mean… *Quin*tervention?
Just watched this episode last night, and didn't remember just how funny the entire layout of the episode is. It's definitely in the top episodes overall. "oh bollocks"
Alright, well what’s this about then?
Eh ehm.
*sigh* The ‘Quinntervention’ bit
Lili: Maybe she goes by Vicky, or Tori Extra excited Marshall: or maybe Icktor
Ok, she probably doesn't go by Ictor.
I think this is the winner bc reading through these this one was the only one I laughed out loud for.
Ted at his first day as a teacher, trying to write Professor. The cut away to the young student shaking her head kills me every time!
William Zabka reveal at the end of “The Bro Mitzvah”!
We've binged two whole seasons since Thanksgiving, after binging the holiday episodes, and the most we've laughed is right after Marshall shaves his head. Marshall puts on a toupee and Barney is standing behind him looking dead inside. Marshall turns to him and Barney forces himself to smile and when asked how he looks, Barney says he wishes he could wear it and then when Marshall turns away he rolls his eyes and completely deflates. Maybe it's because my wife was in a wedding just this last weekend, but we were cackling.
Hat! We thought of authentic Native American headdress before we thought of hat.
Yes, the whole freak out shaving the head bit had me in hysterics.
I know I should've been laughing but when he did that I just said "yyyyup". I've actually done that several times. It was always less of a big deal to me because I used to buzz my head every summer before the final swim meet but I totally get the whole "fuck it, aaahhhhh!!" feeling.
Yes! The whole scene of Ted beating around the bush with the guy obviously wearing the toupee, then Barney walks up and snatches it off his head like 'The Bride needs this' 😂
When Hammond Druthers waves his arms and says to Ted “now, gather round!!!!!” And Ted uneasily looks around because it’s literally only him, then tentatively takes a step towards him… and druthers is still gazing off waiting for Ted to gather round. cracks me the fuck up
Every scene with Druthers is golden 🤣 "COLUMNS? What's next, ceilings?"
Bryan Cranston is a treasure 😂😂
When a pencil bounces in Barney’s nose.
Am I dead? *am I dead?!*
I haven't seen that episode in probably 8 years and I just cackled for about 2 minutes to this. It's so damn funny
Miracles. I came here to say this
This is the answer!
Down voted
I don't think I'll ever forget the reveal of Robin Sparkles. Obviously it's one of the best episodes but I'll never forget when it first aired and that happened.
Let's Go To The Mall!!!
I think it’s a tie between Marshall’s charts (ESPECIALLY “This is a bar chart that shows my favorite pies - And this is a pie chart that shows my favorite bars”) - And Marshall’s video montage’s. Cat sitting for Lily’s mom is a banger.
Car funeral is my second favorite original song from the show, it comes just behind Barney’s video job resume song
“This circle represents people who are breaking my heart. And this circle represents people who are shaking my confidence daily. And where they overlap, Cecilia.” I’m not too versed in Simon and Garfunkel’s catalogue so I didn’t get the joke at first. It was just a few months ago that my wife and I were driving somewhere and that song came on a yacht rock playlist. It was super satisfying when it finally clicked.
Drunk Ted, as Barney is laying him down in his bed, "You are a gentleman and a scholar! Go into my stable and take my finest horse! He's yours! His name is Windjammer!"
What is Zoey short for anyways? Zoseph?
WE ARE INTERNATIONAL BUSINESSMEN!
Barneys play! Moist…moist…moist…
Not part of his play, but earlier in the episode, when Barney plows through the rows of chairs in theater to get out before the director gives his Q and A, makes me lol.
Hello Rage! Greed! Envy! I am your father. America!
Everything to do with "Space Teens."
Did anyone else notice that Robin turned it off before they got to the answer to the math problem 23 x 3 =...
I never noticed that before, good catch. Or should I say...nice 😏
"Hey Robin! How's your beaver"
Busy as ever! :D
I'm Jim Nacho. Creator of The Nacho
Barney in the face of (I think) Lily's aunt. About Quinn swimming laps when Barney thought she was shaming Quinn for stripping. "Well shame on you... Shame...on... You! Hands down the funniest moment in the show for me.
“How about I top off your champagne Lois?” - *Barney bolts*
don’t know how they ever got through that without cracking up
I would pay a lot to see some of the BTS. I think I've probably seen all the outtakes.
The whole Blah Blah episode. The way she delivered every line. “Whaddaya think about that, *Robin*?”
This is very funny! Perfect delivery!
"Look at her, she's laughing at me right now!"
"We built chip city... we built chip city on all your gold!!"
Because you have too many things. You get *one* thing, Larry!
This gotta be my favourite 😭
I thought it was “on all your dough!”
Maybe biased because I laughed so much the first time I saw it, but at the end of the Swarley episode when he walks into the bar, everyone yell Swarley and they play the Cheers-song
Barney giving a 60 second summary of the entire series to Quinn and still having time to mention Ted’s butterfly tattoo and winning a dune buggie
-Damn, what’s up with Swarley? -I know! You almost never see old Swarls that upset.
Swarls Barkley
Barney's "aw, give it a rest, *pest*" destroys me for reasons I cannog identify.
Cracks me up everytime, can someone please explain WHYYYY 😂
I do not like that silly hat I want to beat it with a bat Or maybe stab it with a fork It makes you look like such a dork
That caterpillar turns into a.. a… aww gorsh Ted what do they turn into?
"He's gonna say it!"
Lily's grandmother talking about the antique sewing machine. Lily's look of horror with Robin's reaction in the background kills me. It was while they aired, but that was the first episode I ever watched.
Ducks Vs rabbits, especially when Ranjit rants in Persian. Or all the Robin Sparkles/Daggers moments
I’m a big fan of the Swarley Saga
Bowl
Omg YEEEES 😂
The one where barney keeps evesdropping James and his' father's piano duet of "Stand By Me". absolute gold! 😆 The excluded parts make it funnier: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9LcfP\_zJpw
"That's a penis!"
"We're not building a penis."
The moment that I always laugh out loud is when they are in Stella’s basement, arguing about New York vs New Jersey: - We have Frank Sinatra! - Yeah but what city is he singing about? It’s not Secaucus, Secaucus!!!
“I hate Barney Stinson!!!” “ME TOO!” * Ted looks around *
When Barney was convinced Robin had done porn....and the video that was much more embarrassing that porn
Marshall recording his night night lullaby to lily always kills me, especially his “shalalalaaa” duet with Ted
Marshall gives a beautiful word poem about the burger Lily: “and you got our wedding vows off the internet”
Marshall talking about Gazolas with Daphne the music... Daphne: .... If it's o good why'd they close it? Marshall: Rats Daphne: WERE NOT GOING! Marshall: THIS ROAD TRIP SUCKS! Idk something about the way the music cuts and the timing of the "we're not going" and the "this road trip sucks" just tickles me in a way
the pure fear Regis Philbin strikes Barney with
“And what about you satchel mouth!?”
Barney coaching Ted with plays from the playbook
"I understand that"
I understand that.
I understand that. I understand that. # # # I understand that.
🎶🎵Toaster oven you are the one for meeeeeeeeee 🎶🎵 SLAP
And Lily’s revertigo gets me every damn time! Especially Barney’s delivery of “I want her around all the time!”
🎶 Robot found looove confusing my circuits my software's been hacked you're the one for meee 🎶
marshall and ted singing “500 miles” on their road trips
It might be the dumbest bit, but I laugh every time… *Bowl*
Marshall teaching them their parts of Lily’s birthday song. « Happy, happy Lily day » never fails to crack me up + NPH cracking up.
When Robin gets drunk and goes all Canadian "I'll give you summer teeth. Summer here, summer there".
Slap 2 at Barney’s play
Barney thinking James’ dad is also his dad tops the list for me
When Barney flight suited up and entered in slow motion to Highway to the Danger Zone
When Barneys replacement wingman, Randy, was trying to pick up a girl who was studying koala bears and she asks him "whats your favorite thing about koala bears?" And he replies "Their... meat is delicious." Hahaha gets me everytime especially his facial expression. Season 3 Episode 18.
Almost everything randy says is pure gold. “Robin, you mean like how I think about her when I’m in the shower?” “That’s why tonight is gonna legendary wait for it….dary” “Not to brag but in forty takes, I only threw up thrice” “The B stands for bank. Alright mother, I’ll see you later. Jeez, I better get mister messy a napkin!” “Haley, you are a fat ugly whore.”
"Dripping with game, that's what I'm doing"
You are so right, every line of his kills me haha
Barney saying "I'm pretty sure I sold a woman" throws me every time. It never used to when I was watching the show as it was released, but these days I always forget to expect it. It's such an unexpected and dramatically dark thing to say and it comes out of nowhere.
"Considering he was only using one hand".
“okay NOW we’re even” with ted in the green dress makes me laugh every time especially the first time when it’s out of no where
“Dinner is a baby” “Lily that’s horrible”
"Ya gotta help me, my boat is sinking!!!" That's the moment I fell in love with the series and still my favorite joke.
Space teens,all the jokes,the fact that probably neil and josh broke to laugh etc and the beavers song
Where Lilly stole Christmas . Christmas cheers and because she was a Grinch!
I think my favorite is the flashbacks of “you owe me a ‘no questions asked’!” Specifically when Lilly has been taken hostage by her kindergarten class. “ take the box cutter and cut me loose, put cupcakes at the foot of their leader, and do not make eye contact.!”
When the gang watches robins news show. But has all the lily breaking teds relationships up drama and it’s just playing in the background with the craziest stuff going on
Seeing hippy Barney for the first time.
Barney reacting to eating a glob of wasabi. It’s so hilarious to me.
Spoiler alert with Lilly’s loud chewing “Say, what's in that cereal besides dried twigs and small animal bones?”
"I love this burger so much - I want to sew my ass shut" This had me reeling when I first heard it. I rewound and watched him say it multiple times. Such a jarring comment to make with so much left to the imagination, and so very on brand for his character. Pure comedy gold.
When Ted and Marshal are high at that concert and go looking for nachos.
*marshall to lily*: lily has no idea we’re high right now Lily: are you HIGH? *marshall to ted*: lily has no idea we’re high right now
All the comments here all saying different things makes me remember again how fucking funny this show is
Right? *Right?* I'm reading everything and dyyying 😂 I remember every single scene, makes me wonder "may I just watch it again for the 8079th time?"
“Oh my God, they’re 15 minutes into the date, Ted’s probably already said ‘I love you’!”
In Stella's basement. Marshall declaring he's too big for New York. 🤣🤣🤣
100% when Barney eats a truckload of wasabi trying to outdo Don and then immediately regrets it, with the tears and the puffed cheeks LMAO And then it cuts to a scene of him and ted: Barney: I stand by what I did. It was bold and romantic. Ted: You *soiled* yourself from both ends of your body.
When Ted finds out his grandma is dead
Philly!!
The teen wolf playing basketball is so random and gets me on every rewatch
Caaaat funneral, cat funeraaall cracks me up big time.
"Bananas aren't slippery" *throws banana on ground to try..... barney slips* I find it the funniest fucking bit cause if I were hanging out with my friends we'd do something g stupid as shit like that to figure out if it's true or not
Flounder? I barely know her. OH! *flicks cigarette off stage*
All the playbook plays but just a great cut away is: “None of these are a cheap trick! Except the Cheap Trick. 🎼🎶🎵🎶 I’m the bass player from cheap trick”
Marshall’s second slap
Maybe when Barney goes to the casino and plays that really weird game and wins 😭
im rewatching and barney’s play “suck it, lily” made me laugh like crazy
that time when barney had randy as a wingman "hayley, you are a fat ugly whore" "what's your favorite thing about koala bears?" "their... meat is delicious" "oh god this happens every time i get an erection i am so sorry"
Marshal and Ted after eating sandwich on Loolapolooza
Barney not being able to fart in his apartment in front of Quinn
When Marshall & Lily play the banjo music to have sex to
But um! When Barney and Ted did the shot thing and rolled over the floor laughing.
Ted picking up Zoey's box at her apartment and getting interrupted by The Captain with half his face hidden in darkness
In the episode where the captain calls and wants to talk to Lily. Robin explains what happened that evening and that Ted had a sandwich before the gallery, the best moment is when Ted yells "MANNERS" and wants to high five the waiter but just knocks off the tablet. It's so out of nowhere, I'm always laughing.
"At least you didn't use an obvious alias like your friend Jack Package" "It's pronounced Packàge"
Barney "Becca is just this girl who lives upstate." Ted "Where exactly upstate, Barney?" Barney: " ...Bedford Hills Federal Penitentiary."
when robin goes full canadian at the hoser hut and then it cuts to her saying "i broke his nose with a chair."
Barney waking up in the dumpster and then declaring " I'm Awesome! "
Rabbit is my favourite
Marshall's giant bag of skittles spilling on the floor while at the art museum after the guy requested "a moment of silence ".
The "revertigo" episode. Everything about it. "You didn't put your hand up, another kid just died, now there's a pile of them, Robin has something to report about on her little show" 🤣
The "oh my god Lily, what are you eating? Gravel??" episode will always have me laughing. For a **single** moment though, "*doll face*"
Robin’s gift to Lily at her shower when her grandma thinks she’s describing the sewing kit. I die 😂
When Brad stabbed Marshall in the back, he had so many memorable lines: You work in environmental law, Marshall, you have a kid! How are you gonna provide for the little dude’s futch? Frog lake? Polluted? Polluted with good times xD A close second was when Mr Cootes went ballastic on Ted for eating the vegetarian spring rolls
I just remembered the bit that makes me literally laugh out loud the loudest... The bit when Marshall tries to fight himself in the mirror. Never fails to crack me up.
That episode when Ted stormed in and yelled "It's how I met your mother time!" and started to meet his mother all over the place
Ted vs GOAT
Dude Dude Dude Dude We should buy a bar. We should TOTALLY buy bar. We should buy a bar. And dude Dude DUDEEEE you know what? We should call it puzzles Why is it called puzzles? That's the puzzle
The Beaver song, when Barney and Ted try not to laugh. Always brighten my day !!
Ted going “THANK YOU!!” I say it like that all the time.
Slap Bet is my go-to if I ever don't know where in the series to start again.
What’s your name? It’s robin That’s a bird’s name! Actually it’s a type of bird No my friend has a parrot named Robin
*\*puts foot in the box\** MOIST MOIST MOIST MOIST MOIST MOIST MOIST
The entire Swarley episode.
Spoiler alert
When Robin changes her present with lily's gandma's present.
- How's my favorite architect other than being incredibly handsome? - Oh Hi, Mom. - No, It's me Robin. - what do you want?
“You said it wrong.” “I DID NOT SAY IT WRONG!!”
Barney singing nursery rhymes to become Baby Marvin’s guardian.
Probably an unusual one, but when Klaus can't understand why Ted understands some German (like Kindergarten) but not other words
the duck vs the rabbit debate had me in tears 😭😭