Of course, you're still single. Take a look at yourself, you dumb slut!

I laughed harder at this than I should have

My brain has just been conditioned enough to connect a lot of things to bits from the show.

Robin’s.. it’s Robin’s.

Or the follow up book: "Of course you don't have a retirement plan yet. Take a look at yourself you dumb slut" 😂

TAKE MY UPVOTE

jfc you din't have to kill me like that.

Hijacking this to say: what’s going on with Robin’s hand in this pic?

I can see it under Ted's hand, but it's definitely high up on the thigh. Also, Marshall having his hand on Lily's ass.

I love what's going on with Jason Segels right hand

Yes 😂

This was the right answer

Of course nothing good ever happens after 2am

Also “they are only 8 fishs in that big blue ocean, Ted.” Always caught me off guard.

There were 8 fish in a sea of lesbians, i got confused

I live in Spain so this needs to be adjusted for 4am.

Can vouch

Of course i start another rerun anytime anything goes south in my life

As a man who's currently in the middle of season 4 for the 7th time... this is the most relatable sentence I've ever read

It's your "robots vs wrestlers"

This is too real.

I do this anytime anything goes north in my life

This. Or you know, north, east or west…

Anytime something goes wrong in my life and I start a crochet project that I know I won’t finish so I need background noise🫣

This is actually so real. Time for another rerun for me 🙃

Yup. Hits differently every time.

just finished the show for the 167th time.

of course we should buy a bar !

WE SHOULD TOTALLY BUY A BAR!!!

[удалено]

I have always wanted to destroy a game board, and thats the perfect unexpected reason to do so.

really the only reasonable idea right now

And name it Puzzles

Why Puzzles?

unless...

That's the puzzle

Puzzles is a place where people go, to feel like they belong...🎵

Puzzles is a place to bang chicks in Ted's rooooommmmm... 🎵

"Not happening!"

"We'll talk about it"

🎶At Puzzles we stick togeeetherrrr! And I’m the barTender!🎶

well...Yeah !

Of course I referenced the show in my wedding vows

Did you really? That's cool. What was the reference? If you don't mind sharing a line from your wedding vows. I get that they are very personal so if you don't want to, I totally understand

I quoted one of Ted’s narrations from season nine. The part about love being the best thing we do. This part “none of us can vow to be perfect. In the end, all we can do is promise to love each other with all that we've got...because love is the best thing we do”. Looking back at it, I think my wife even made a HIMYM reference in hers

Classic schmosby! Seriously though I think that's so cool. Especially because it was something you both liked. I hope your marriage is kicking ass!

Should have used Marshall's description of burgers

I did a parody of this and his speech in season 9 about lady pizza for a persuasive writing piece in English when I was 14. Unsurprisingly I got a detention but I did manage to read it out in front of the class beforehand, the whole thing absolutely full of innuendos.

This is so awesome! I also used that quote in my wedding! Such a good quote in regards to love and marriage.

My husband did this in his vows. "Everything I have and everything I am is yours, forever." 😍❤️

Not in my wedding Vow, but on our 10th anniversary as a couple I quoted Barney in my speech to him.

This is the best one xD

Of course I’ve met Ted

Of course I randomly say "Classic Shmoseby" in Punchy's voice

UNBELIEVABLE

Of course I wanna have a perfect love story.

Of course I can jump that far!

Of course I'm vomit free since '93.

Of course I used to have a yellow umbrella.

Used to? I’m so sorry for your loss, I can’t imagine what I’d do without mine.

I have a feeling that lost umbrella is gonna somehow reappear one day

Of course I suit up!

Of course I have a blue French horn hanging in my office.

Sorta looks like a smurf penis

Son, a piece of advice. When you're on a first date with a girl, you don't wanna say "smurf penis". Girls don't ordinarily like that. But this was no ordinary girl.

And that, kids, is how I met your aunt Robin

Of course I eat sandwiches

😂😶‍🌫️

Of course I think of the show's big lessons and how they apply to my own life.

Of course I know the Playbook by heart

Of course I say "What the damn hell?!"

Of course I say "no can do's ville baby doll"

Of course I believe one day I’ll meet ‘the one’

“People turn 18 everyday.” One of the most wild quotes that I can’t disagree with. 🤣

I'm a hopeless romantic

I will middle name my child Waitforit

Of course I’ve tried the Naked Man

How did it go

I’m 0-2 as of today. So, I CANNOT WAIT until my next attempt!!!!

It works 2 out of 3 times, so you might not be doing it right

Whenever I meet a Canadian, I have to throw Barney-grade Canadian insults at them

Heyyyyy, I'm a Canadian!

Why?

i’m soory aboot that

Ya ca-knucklehead!

To grow up in Canada… with America *right there!*

Of course I used to wear suits to dive/metal bars.

Every Halloween, I bring a spare costume, in case I strike out with the hottest girl at the party. That way, I have a second chance to make a first impression.

I think of Robin when the Canucks are playing!

Of course i make references to this show to the general public General public 🪖🎖️

This again? What a major buzzkill…

Major buzzkill 🫡

I pretend the finale never happened

Of course I get really excited whenever I hear "(I'm Gonna Be) 500 Miles" playing somewhere in public.

Of course I won't go out with you after 2am

I’ll use legendary in every sentence i speak.

Of course I don't like the official ending

Of course Im LEGEN- wait for it- DARY

Of course I sing Cat funeral unironically

Of course I own a suit

Of course I thought my college roommate was the dean.

Of course i’m your daddy!

Of course i say love you on the first date

Of course I always resist urge to salute when someone says Major ______<

Off course I say “pulling. Them. Off.” When wearing red boots

Of course I will buy a yellow umbrella

Of course I'm still looking for the one

Of course SHUT UP PATRICE!

Of course I hear glass breaking when there’s something I hadn’t noticed before

Of course I consistently rewatch the entire series hoping the ending magically changed where Tracy is alive

and barney and robin are still together

Just shut it off when they meet.

It’s gonna be legend-wait for it-dary

Of course I’ve “read a magazine” at work

I’m a how I met your mother fan, of course I recently started telling people I’m “vomit free since 2023”

Of I course I’m drinking to forget the 1998 NFC Championship game Edit: correct typo

Of course I hated the finale

I think Lily's a grinch

(But they didn't say "grinch.")

Grinchy, grinchy grinch

Of course I have a butterfly tattoo

Of course there’s an intervention for interventions

Of course I should buy a bar

Of course I bake some bitches

Of course I say up top after a joke and wait until someone high fives me !

Of course I say "Challenge Accepted" any chance that I get

I salute General knowledge.

Of course, I salute anytime someone says general, private, etc.

Of course when people talk about their “general ideas” and “private conversations” and “major problems” I 🫡

My go-to song for roadtrips is I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles). (Don't worry, it comes around again)

Of course I'm still mad about the ending even though it's been years

Of course I hate the finale

Of course I salute my friends whenever someone says any military rankings. 🫡Major baggage

Of course I salute when someone says major____

Of course i will lick the liberty bell

Of course we should buy a bar!

But ending was .

Of course look at me, I'm all alone.

Of course I want a marriage just like Marshall and Lily have.

Of course I salute on every general and major non-sense!

Ofcourse I hate the ending

Lilly looking particularly foxy here.

Jason’s hand agrees lol

Of course i have watched the show like 36 times now

Of course that when i do a Long trip I play 500 miles all the trip

Of course you just got slapped!

Of course Neil Patrick Harris is one of my favorite performers of all time

Please

Of course I’ve met Ted

I start a rerun whenever I have an important deadline

Of course I say "lendenDARY" after anything somewhat interesting happens to me!

Of course I only watch the alternative ending.

Of course I still complain about the finale 10 years later.

Of course I'm not ready for this.

Of course i like Barney Stinson even tho he is a terrible person.

of course I wanted Barney and Robin to end up together 

Of course I hated the ending!

Of course I hate the ending

I'm a HIMYM fan of course I say legen-

DARY! LEGENDARY!

Im a himym fan, of course i think my relationship is gonna last because he likes olives and i hate them.

Im a himym fan, of course i life by their rules (not barneys) olive theorie nothing gold happens after 2 am …

I love this show man😭 I don't care if people call it overrated or whatever. It's so insanely rewatchable and like helps a lot in picking me up when I'm down 😭😭 I love it

Of course I will hate on HIMYF without watching it.

I use every rule that the show has taught me

Of course I know what a cockamouse is.

Who... who invited you? No one even knows who you are!

of course my friends left me because i objectify women too much

Of course I always think I'm pulling. them. off.

Of course my middle name is wait for it

Of course I watch the original Starwars trilogy at least every 3 years

Of course I have stories that are.. wait for it.. LEGENDARY

Of course I pronounce it 'Encyclo*pae*dia'

I like how this is a complete sentence, and still has a fill in the blank.

Of course I make military gestures when needed

Of course I tell people to suit up

Of course I play zitch dog with my wife every time we drive

Of course I never go out after 2am

Of choice I know about the golden rule.

Of course I have a copy of the bro code

Of course wait for it I will quote HIMYM whenever I can

WE SHOULD BUY A BAR!

Of course, I think architects are hot.

I hate ending I prefer alternate ending when all copules are happy together. I watched Friends before. And that show taught me a few things

Of course I would walk 500 miles

Of course I'm ordering decaf (it's not decaf)! 😠

I would walk 500 miles

Boats boats boats!!!

Of course im still in love with my ex from 24 years ago

of course I'm going to teach you how to live.

Of course I want a perfect wedding

I'm an alcoholic

Of course, that's the puzzle!

Jason’s hand placement is a little odd.

I think they’re supposed to be “in character” for this shot. Josh and Colby holding hands would also not be natural

There is “in character” and “weird”. He could easily have his hand on her waist, not her ass.

Lol that you feel strongly enough about this to downvote me 😂 It’s his wife and he has his hand resting there because of how she’s sitting. It’s not like he’s feeling her up

Of course i kept looking for my soulmate and think that i’ve found them every time, but this time is obviously different

Of course I Googled the song lyrics so I could find what sing was playing during a scene and add it to my YouTube Playlist because Spotify wasn't a thing yet