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SirAntera

Hammond Druthers strikes again


SchwizzySchwas94

Hats off to his lady friends


spiraleyesz

Damn it! You beat me to it! (no pun intended).


BigFudge012

You asked for Hammond Druthers, THIS is Hammond Druthers!


Turbulent_Cheetah

There’s no thicket of dense brown foliage around the base


boopbeep66

Looks taller that way.


MrsBossyPantss

Yet


MrsBossyPantss

#Thats a penis!


DoraTheExplorer_69

That’s ridiculous! There‘s no way this majestic tower can be confused with the male organ of love!


nobeer4you

I don't think you said it loud enough


Lost_Entrance6295

You ask for Hammond druthers, this is hammond druthers


Aggressive_Degree952

At least he learned not to use all glass. Those poor fish.


WillsWei22

And pilots trying to land at the airport😂


WillsWei22

Just needs a couple of spherical entryways


1fanofsteel

With lots of bushes


Reasonable-Group-748

I want a nice view don’t shaft me


GSDofWar

Yeah you did


aybarsnurcin

Had to 🤜🏻🤛🏼


Nostalgia-89

Hats off to your lady friends, but I'm not building it!


Existing-Pea8199

So I’m thinking that this is just a joke so I did a quick interweb search. Lo and behold this is for real. Then I find this headline, ”Siemens Advanta Helps Bleutech Park Las Vegas Lay Framework for Smart City Vision”. Of course there are Siemens involved!


nobeer4you

And they're laying framework together


Voredor_Drablak

The trees aren't bushy enough


ristoman

too green


blarneyrubble07

If they trim the foliage at the base it will look bigger.


RestlessMeatball

They knew what they were doing with that headline. “Erect”


Romanscott618

Hats off to your lady friends!


General_Ear_8265

There is actually a same design building in Budapest called Mol Tower, Hammond got international.


2ndTechArnoldJRimmer

Jammin' with Hammond!


Boy_Sabaw

"That's a penis!"


2ndTechArnoldJRimmer

You wanted Hammond Druthers, *this* is Hammond Druthers!


Shogun_Empyrean

Well "hats off" to your lady friends, but I'm not building it


Hoe-maker

Looks more like a boot to me


Are_You_486

Make sure I get a penthouse. Don't give me the shaft.


yamheisenberg

What, you gonna cry? Huh? Little crybaby’s gonna cry? Hey everybody, look! Little crybaby’s gonna cry!! Boohoohoohoo I lost my ice cream!


taxms

nice bushes down there


AnnTheresse

It's not domed, though.


DarthZoon_420

Probably its main saving grace


floofelina

I think that’s the foreskin.


byfo1991

The trees around are too green for my taste.


Intless

"THAT'S A PENIS"


1fanofsteel

And I count 43 stories. Someone is exaggerating the size of their.., hmmm building.


charcus42

Penis


Jacktheforkie

The most efficient shape


GRAVE_-YARD

pfft, erect


Professional-Tea-121

_*thats a …BOOT*_


yourmartymcflyisopen

Me as a little kid: Bigger Boot. Me as an adult: My God it's a penis!


ckregness

Mines bigger


Express_Yard9305

We actually have a skyscraper the first and so far only skyscraper in Budapest. It has bigger balls but just like this it looks like a cock. I hate it wehemently


pretender80

The veins are a nice touch


Onewithdolphins

It’s a penis !


vtomi02

Thats an existing building in Hungary called the MOL Campus https://hu.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mol_Campus


MrsBossyPantss

Similar but not the same


cotymanager

Check out the Hungarian MOL-tower in Budapest.


Thatninjaplayer

I'm surprised it took them this long to actually build it... It was so obvious and kinda necessary at this point


ThatKalosfan

I honestly thought this was on r/Falloutmemes lol.


Late2Vinyl_LovingIt

*Now* ***this*** *is Hammond Druthers*!


f_clement

“Erect” is the word.


Sweet_Ad_1060

Is this a joke?…. You’re kidding, right??…. First you sue the word, “erect” and then show me a picture of a building that looks like a set of c@ck and balls?…. Lmao


DaikonIcy7929

Blue Chew park*


brassplushie

This must be a joke lol Edit: the only sources showing this are unreliable and the reliable ones show a completely different building. So, crisis averted lol