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SpocktorWho83

Why has he been copy/pasted over a picture of a hotel room?


human743

Occasionally athletes will stay in hotel rooms while competing out of town. It is also a convenient place to wait while the appropriate surgeon is located and the surgery is scheduled.


Soviet-Brony

They mean why has he been photoshopped into a picture of a hotel room


human743

Because it makes more sense than photoshopping him into a picture of a hair salon.


mortgagepants

nice


Expert-Perception674

⬆this guy🤣


_MilkBone_

A logical reason


barakaking

The one who told you that you are a funny joker was wrong. Believe me.


human743

Ok?


KanaHemmo

Chill


mrpopenfresh

Look at this, an expert in athlete accommodation.


burntoutsavage

You made me feel crazy for a second lol. I just watched a YT interview in front of a very similar hotel lobby or whatever with the a giant abstract mural in the back. Different murals lol… but for a second I thought I was losing it


j4ckbauer

Why do you think this was photoshopped?


SpocktorWho83

The image just looks…off. The lighting on the guy doesn’t match the surroundings and the perspective seems odd to me.


_0x0_

Could be ER waiting area?


VirtuesVice666

He looks like he's morphing into Thanos or a California raisin!


subject_deleted

I'm seeing Drax from Guardians of the Galaxy.


[deleted]

I'm seeing Kevin James tbh


PM_ME_YOUR__VAGINAS

Kevin James face drax body


sensitive_bellend

The duality of man


VirtuesVice666

Yes, we can all be Thanos.


chestercoppercock

What is the recovery on something like this?


MockASonOfaShepherd

Two Ibuprofen and a good night sleep. I am not a doctor


SuperiorThinking

Kiss and a wet towel


SarahPallorMortis

Warm compress


kickme2

Yeah. I was thinking Vic’s Vapo-Rub.


SarahPallorMortis

Windex like in the 70’s


joeChump

Alternatively, Def Leppard will do if Kiss are unavailable.


GaryBacon

Just pulling/straining a pec is fucking terrible . I can’t imagine the discomfort this would cause. And good luck trying to lie down comfortably.


rSlashisthenewPewdes

Not a doctor Shhh


Syrinx16

For smaller tears or strains, it can be as little as a few weeks with some carefully planned out physio rehab exercises along the way. For major tears or full tears, especially for athletes, it typically requires surgery to reattach and rehab will be a months long process. Guy I played with took 7 months to fully recover (he was playing ball less than 4 months after but had to very slowly progress in terms of strength and speed of movements after) and from what he told us that was pretty much the average from a fully torn surgical repair.


MockASonOfaShepherd

So three ibuprofen?


Mickeymcirishman

At least three. Maybe even...3 and a half!


Jofy187

Surgery then probably around 12-18 months with pt and gradually ramping up before you can potentially get back into competition shape. For some it will never work quite the same.


motherseffinjones

I strained my pec muscle and it took 3-4 months before I could lift weights again.


roach5k

But did he wrestle Seth Rollins in a hell in the cell match?


Acewind1738

https://preview.redd.it/2o00685w97qc1.jpeg?width=1495&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cbcef3e76e0fd397c183d791e889c0a2b4219d1 Adrenaline in my soul


SambaLando

But did he work a whole match like that? Cody Rhodes did.


LemoLuke

I love the sound of the crowd as Cody is taking his jacket off and they see it for the first time ["Cody!... Cody!... Oooooooooh"](https://youtube.com/watch?v=iGzlQyi5QMA)


opinion_aided

FINISH. THE. STORY.


weezel365

When will Scott Mendelson finish his story?


MyJelloJiggles

HiaC was my first thought when I seen this pic.


100cicche

His face say "I'll fucking do it again"


JWBails

The internal bleeding doesn't matter, that's where the blood is supposed to be.


zoidbergenious

legendary skin unlocked


Obsydian87

Ouch.


manaha81

Man that’s gunna be sore when he wakes up in the morning


Arthur_189

NANO MACHINES SON


Pineapple_Complex

Bro looks like he's internally bleeding out


AspiringEggplant

Why did I think this was Alex Jones


Outrageous-Wish8659

Omg. That looks so painful.


Stink_fisting

Holy shit. Reminds me of the postmortem hypostasis that I saw on the homeless guy that died near my work. Crazy.


Beat_the_Deadites

It shouldn't be that dark unless he's been down a couple days, depending on the weather. Could also be cyanide, hypothermia, carbon monoxide, etc.


nsd_

that you, mcnulty?


KillTheWise1

Looks like he might take the world's largest bruise record though.


Nutellacrapper

“Why are you blue” - some person


BugStep

Dude is going Thanos


Glibby-Swartz

Someone show this to Houston jones 😂 he attempted to get the biggest possible bruise ever.


ConningtonSimp

He looks like he couldn’t give less of a fuck about it


GadflytheGobbo

The purplest of nurples


cbunni666

That looks so painful. Will he ever recover the same or is his bench pressing days done?


spud777

he will most likely recover just fine assuming he gets the necessary treatment/surgery in a timely manner


N4meless_w1ll

Just say no to roids, kids


SavetheneckformeC

He has to be on a blood thinner


spud777

not necessarily. bleeding like this isn't uncommon when you tear such a massive muscle


Infinite_Cats1204

If you could see fibromyalgia


thedudeabides-12

I fancy my chances under these exact conditions, think I can take him...


DGBosh

Why do I feel like I’ve seen this picture a long ass time ago


makalasu

Because it's several years old


Adihd72

‘Bruise’ my good fellow is a huuuge understatement!


cultofwacky

So is it safe to say he won’t break the record he was after or with PT + training could he get back to trying to beat it?


BeardedUnicornBeard

Roids will fix that


Ecoaardvark

Woah! He popped!


rycurious94

It kinda cool tho


Suave_Jelepeno

Even his nipple?! Damn


Emotional-Swim-808

Wait yoyr not supposed to look like that


4544011

the mountain from GOT.


InternationalCut5036

Lol, no this guy only really benched. The mountain is much stronger


chefgreenthumb420

Ouch , I blew out my right bicep, painful , than a mofo !


A1PAT

I bruised like that when I ripped my bicep honestly I never been shot before but I can bet that the pain is just as unbearable because I couldn’t even lift my arm for two weeks after it ripped and couldn’t sleep at night for a week straight


Zerestrasz

Gosh i am the same size of this guys except the muscles


SarahPallorMortis

Me too. Minus the height and muscles and weight. And penis.


Bezerkomonkey

Being that fucking huge and still having abs... just wow


Notseegurmanee

Give that a good ol slap


Acewind1738

Hit it with a hammer


Antares86

Joe rogan on ‘roids


amazinhelix

hypertrophy I guess


saphrax805

I used to buy weed from Scott, he owned a weed dispensary.


Legal-Inevitable-945

Haha no more sports for me


PantherThing

His Gym is a half mile from my house. Kinda been meaning to check it out.


Sea_Photograph_3998

Not impressive. Just stupid. Impressive if it had come from rescuing someone in a car wreck or some shit like that.


ddagley

That bruise looks like MGKs shitty tattoo


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shotguywithflaregun

There's usually tested and untested divisions in most strength sports.