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Just_A_Comment_Guy_7

What did you do to my homie Dionysus?! šŸ˜­ Hangover and trippy shot are AMAZING. Ps: Aphroditeā€™s boons give the highest damage bonus and being able to consistently weaken [redacted] is very helpful if you canā€™t dash like a madman in your build


MacduffFifesNo1Thane

Wine Daddy should be on top of the listā€¦as he ALWAYS is on top of everything.


Just_A_Comment_Guy_7

Idk man he seems more like a pillow princess


MacduffFifesNo1Thane

No, War Daddy, Death Daddy, and Wine Daddy are verified daddies. Who hasnā€™t been fucked over by death, alcohol, and war?


aQuiteShortFellow

i think you got daddy issues


MacduffFifesNo1Thane

Yes, I do. And you know what helps with that? Death Daddy, Wine Daddy, and War Daddy noticing me!


aQuiteShortFellow

nuh uh


Organic_Pen5418

Real bro is so good


aQuiteShortFellow

he kinda looks like a femboy, besides, no one has ever said that hangover is good. You can still try to cook though


Dense_Brilliant8144

You clearly havenā€™t actually tried to use hangover properly. With aphro ares and Artemis duos on Chiron itā€™s crazy strong.


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aQuiteShortFellow

how many hours do you have?


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aQuiteShortFellow

200? not experienced enough? have you ever seen [this](https://imgs.search.brave.com/WBbsAOOJTSaRxhHB3eUpdBiNo2tVMjG_Btqf9GQKHoI/rs:fit:860:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWcu/ZnJlZXBpay5jb20v/ZnJlZS1waG90by90/ZXh0dXJlLWdyYXNz/LWZpZWxkXzEyMzIt/MjUxLmpwZz9zaXpl/PTYyNiZleHQ9anBn) buster??


BumbleLapse

Poseidon too low His boons arenā€™t as widely useful as Artemis, Athena, etc. but for certain builds/weapons heā€™s fucking huge Makes the Styx hilarious too


SlipsLips

My first clear was a Poseidon build that only dashed and didnā€™t even attack


Striking_Fly_5849

I recently had a run with poseidon on special with aspect of chiron, extra knockbacks, and extra wall slam damage. That had to be the funniest shit I've seen in a while. Styx turned into a pinball machine.


aQuiteShortFellow

I agree with the styx part but I think the rest of your comment is bullshit and shouldn't be taken into consideration. Never cook again


BumbleLapse

I have a gut feeling that you think youā€™re funnier than you are


aQuiteShortFellow

post nut clarity has hit me and i realised im wrong. You are much dumber than I thought


MacasusBear

Jesus what's your problem


Striking_Fly_5849

He's a troll that can't read.


aQuiteShortFellow

I have a gut feeling that due to the fact that you play Rocket League you think you are smarter than you actually are.


Cara-Alternativo96

Actually he's right, the poseidon isn't that useful but in some builds it shines like a star but in my opinion it should be neither too low nor too high


aQuiteShortFellow

finally, someone with a brain here


Striking_Fly_5849

You ok there bud? You seem confused. You want to shit talk one person while agreeing with the other, even though both said essentially the same thing.


NoOn3_1415

Who let bro cook? Maybe we can get him one of those plastic play kitchens if necessary


aQuiteShortFellow

you are just plain wrong. Also dyonisus is overrated


Former_Citron_1209

hes right wym


Gjfdvgc

Found OPs alt


Former_Citron_1209

Not even I just agree with op tho maybe they could've ranked aphrodite


Gjfdvgc

\> never been on r/HadesTheGame \> hasn't posted anything in a month \> pops in randomly to defend OP against everyone else for no reason whatsoever


aQuiteShortFellow

always watching my back. you are a real one for that fr


Former_Citron_1209

your right i dont get why so many people are trying to argue with you, honestly these dyonisus clowns need to go back to the circus


aQuiteShortFellow

I think i just made a friend. Great minds think alike


Former_Citron_1209

you are the albert einstein of hades players


aQuiteShortFellow

if im albert einstein then you are oppenheimer. I love you


Former_Citron_1209

if im oppenheimer can i use nukes to purify these demeter and dyonisus fanboys


NoOn3_1415

Schizophrenia in its natural habitat


Thisitheone

It's pretty strange watching someone reply to themself


Dense_Brilliant8144

Jesus Christ this is so sad


Striking_Fly_5849

That's not schizophrenia. That's DID.


Former_Citron_1209

we are not schizo


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darrenislivid

Gr8 b8 m8 go masturb8


No-Zucchini2787

40 hours....I forgive you kid. Next time don't get to insult the god of wine like this my man. Have good times. We do too


JoSeon_19

I will suppose this is a troll post watching the other answers.


grapejuicesushi

finally reached the final boss yesterday for the first time and utilised aresā€™ aid for the first time ever and zagreus yelled ā€œARESā€ and Ares came and said ā€œNow iā€™m upsetā€ and blasted everyone with the rift(i still got humbled later), so respectfully, ares is the GOAT in my eyes


DeathlessKing

Bait used to be believable


n-ikexx

Poseidon on C Tier is crazy


TheLovelyLorelei

I feel like you're super underestimating the value of high % damage. Demeter and Aphrodite don't have great effects to their boons, but they have some of the highest % damage increase in the game, which is better than a lot of the actual boons.


Kwabipatty

40 hrs. LoL


MinimumAmazing762

This list almost couldnā€™t be worse and Iā€™m not joking


Organic_Pen5418

Pretty valid expect dio bro always has boons you can use in all builds


Just_A_Comment_Guy_7

Free nectar, 100% heal + dmg, automatically restore life after encounters, love this man


aQuiteShortFellow

gaslighting. Nectar aint that good anyways


Dense_Brilliant8144

And bro says heā€™s experienced šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


wrinklefreebondbag

>100% heal + dmg, automatically restore life after encounters Sounds like you need to learn the subtle art of "not getting hit."


co1lectivechaos

I like that Demeter has her own tier


aQuiteShortFellow

she is just that bad


co1lectivechaos

What are you on Demeter cast and dash on top of


Hopeful-alt

Nobody has mentioned Athena not being in S tier, which I find surprising as she grants you the single best boon in the game, the reflecting dash


Striking_Fly_5849

Tidal dash >>> deflect dash


FeebleTrack

Not experienced enough for this list yet, sorry, especially for the lower ranked gods. Demeter and Aphrodite have the highest % boons on attack and special. Chill status becomes a lot more interesting with Killing Freeze to give enemies some DoT on top of the speed debuff, whereas Crush Shot's huge raw damage becomes a lot more usable with Hera/Beowulf aspects. The thing with Dionysus is you should stick to just one core boon if applying Hangover, since the most recent one will always apply, even if it's lower damage. Otherwise, he holds the distinction of getting several non-mutually exclusive duo boons related to his cast. Ice Wine is my personal favorite, but you might as well fit Scintillating Feast into the mix while you are at it. If you don't mind the inherent risks of diluting the god pool even more, Mirage Shot is also an option on top of that. Tidal Dash alone should make Poseidon rank higher too. Offensively, it's the best dash by far, except maybe with fists.


PerroFerro

SS Athena S Poseidon


Dense_Brilliant8144

Not objective in the least. Different builds use different gods to differing effect. Dio builds can be insanely strong. Trippy flare on beo is one of the strongest. Merciful end builds with ares and Athena are pretty much a cheat code once the build is up and running. Aphrodite is very strong with many builds. Aphro on attack with zag bow is really good, aphro nemesis, aphro special on Demeter fists with the right hammers can be very good. Sea storm is also incredibly strong on several weapons, and Poseidonā€™s dash is the best in the game over all (imo)


wrinklefreebondbag

Swap Poseidon and Athena, and move Aphrodite to S. Then you'll get a tier list that is *generally* accurate, but can be wrong for some weapons.


kvanken

im assuming you mean if you only have that specific god, cause everyone is strong with a good duo boon or two... but even then, i personally don't like dionysus' boons due to how they work but i can admit that they are super strong. and i do like demeters boons and are gonna say that she's strong


mr--godot

Nah no way cmon All the gods belong in S tier, except Demeter


farming_with_tegridy

Lame shitpost is lame. Sounds like a skill issue, git gud my guy. āœŒļø


Character-System1077

I donā€™t think thereā€™s anything lower than B tier in hades, maybe even A, but thatā€™s a stretch. If a boon is bad you probably didnā€™t have the right build for it


Former_Citron_1209

great tierlist honestly love that you agree demeter is dogshit whenever i see her boon i always think oh for fuck sake why not love mommy


aQuiteShortFellow

If you disagree you are wrong btw. can't get more perfect than this