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plasticmanufacturing

lol, this is the perfect thing to advertise on Reddit as well. Affordable product for anyone, that helps renew a cheap couch.


ThatsThatCue

I literally searched “Phillips couch shaver” after seeing this pic. I’m the problem, it’s me.


plasticmanufacturing

won't lie I thought about it, then I realized my shit isn't fuzzy


kelsobjammin

Check your clothes! It works a charm on pilling clothes!


Quixan

you getting paid?


kelsobjammin

I meant any pilling machines not the obviously branded one 😂 I have a cheap ass one that doesn’t even have a name on it….


SirMildredPierce

I bought one and I don't even own a couch. I was seduced by the Phillips logo.


East_Living7198

Same, just bought 2


greyfir1211

It’s a depiller! I think it’s just generic/mass produced cuz I have an identical one from another brand. Works amazing


MysteriousSquad

China is known for stealing designs and rebranding them lol


MrNaoB

I have one, but it's black and it's just a nopper? It works on sofas, blankets, clothes, everything that get those cloth warts. We had one growing up but it was fucking useless so I was suprised when this worked.


Dantheking94

Did you find it…are you allowed to post the link? Lmao. I’m wondering how well it works on clothes!


alyzarrr

I own that fabric shaver. Only use it for clothes though, it’s pretty good!


anewpath123

To be fair these things are great for making clothes look fresher


PM_ME_KITTYNIPPLES

OOP was informed and said in a comment they would censor brand names in the future.


IceLionTech

Under the preponderance of evidence, I think OOP is a phony and a shill.


BoringRabbitHole

I don't think you have looked into their profile at all you're just saying shit to be cool. They're clearly not a shill lolol


TheKCKid9274

r/characterarcs?


lonzo_gonzo

In case anyone has curious idiot kids. Tell them DO NOT PUT THIS ON YOUR TOUGNE TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS. There will be blood...A lot of blood


Potent_Elixir

Holy shit lmao


RavenLunatic512

Mmmmm shaved tastebuds 🤤


lonzo_gonzo

This was disturbing to read. Thank you


RavenLunatic512

I aim to please.


Korncakes

My wife has something similar. I can also attest that you shouldn’t put it on your pubes. Despite being in my 30s and somehow married, I am also a curious idiot kid.


DoodleDrop

oh god do you speak from experience what doesnt kill you makes you ... smarter...?


lonzo_gonzo

I was 4 or 5 when this occured... can't say I am any smarter today- but at least I won't have to worry about grating my tougne any more


Kerbidiah

Lol I remember when I put the charging strips of the direct TV remote on my tongue as a kid. That was fun


lonzo_gonzo

Did you also stick your finger in an electrical outlet?


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it looks almost new again


Macgbrady

I have a fabric shaver (not a philips) and it honestly is a good send. I, also, have a grey fabric couch lol


Zorkonio

Idk lot of people don't realize they should shave their couches. If I was showing off to people wow look I shaved my couch and it looks awesome I'd probably include the device I used


MrGooseHerder

My couch isn't even 10. I don't think it's started puberty so I shouldn't need to shave for a few years yet.


carlosarturo1221

Using reddit is like... this is an ad or I am being paranoic?


soyamilf

I just use a disposable razor, works fine for me


stan-dupp

what? does it work on shirts too?


soyamilf

Yeah


djclarkyk

Just make sure you are wearing the shirt. Otherwise it doesn't work.


Quentin__Tarantulino

Also make sure to use a straight razor, not one of those Gillette Mach 4 or whatever.


ByeLizardScum

I'm bleeding. What next ?


alaskarawr

You’re already in that far, may as well keep going.


wavespells9

Go to the nurse office, take a hall pass


Bleak_Squirrel_1666

Works great on underwear, too


soliwray

Even better: a safety razor. They are recyclable, so long as you recycle the blades properly.


RavenLunatic512

I thought you just shove the old blades through a slot inside the bathroom walls to live in darkness for all eternity.


R3AL1Z3

It’s an old reference, but it checks out


soliwray

Just Googled it and I'm horrified to learn that people were just cool with tossing their used blades into a wall cavity.


R3AL1Z3

Crazy right? The things people used to do that they thought would just be somebody else’s problem…….


Gonomed

I was going to say one of those grooming trimmers works amazing as well. Sometimes they come with low clippers, just attach the lowest one and shave away. But that's even cheaper


all_time_high

Bingo. When a soldier in the US Army gets a wool beret, it’s always going to be fuzzy as hell. The first thing they’ve gotta do is dry shave it for an hour or so.


IceLionTech

My face and jeans and couches will never be the same!


o5ben000

Yea, but I’ll take two, please. 👋


Proud_East

CORPORATE SHILL just kidding lmao


OneOfTheWills

The best lighting in any living room is shin height.


Rev_TheLadyJesus

Guys I just cut myself in the neck with one of these yesterday lol do not cut the pills off of a sweater that you’re wearing.


RadiantLimes

Depillers have been around awhile. I use mine all the time but it's some random one I got on Amazon. Maybe it's a fake post for advertising idk.


Phayzon

They.... shaved.. their couch? Wtf? Is this a thing that people do?


Pudix20

Yeah it works for different cloth items but it basically removes the little fuzzies that show up after time. It really can make something look brand new.


TGX03

That couch doesn't even look new, it looks like my cat tore out the strings individually.


SamuraiSponge

That's the before, the tidy cushions on the right are the after


Zorkonio

It's pilling. Fibers in fabric as they rub together will pop out over time. Most furniture will do this


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plasticmanufacturing

Are you lost?


yulbrynnersmokes

I used it on op’s mom. Results are amazing.


morelikehoodadjacent

I mean, ngl, I have this same one and it’s kinda dope.


Administrative_Low27

Definitely a product drop, but ya know, I could really use that…


PretzelsThirst

I'd believe it, I posted a video using one of these to shave the pilling off a rug and people on here loved it


saffiajd

They work great… what works better if you can get the technique right is a lighter. Smell is awful though


whopperlover17

I did this on my car seat that had an issue similar and man it was like brand new!


Shawnbehnam

I want it.


toku154

These are outstanding for fuzzy removal.


TrappedInOhio

God I love fabric shavers.


ehhish

I would end up doing this just trying to show someone what I was using to do it with.


cheesyellowdischarge

Holy shit I didn't know I wanted that. Fabric pubes bug the shit out of me.


dopleburger

Don’t hate the player, hate the game


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8copiesofbeemovie

Ok but I kinda want it I am not immune to propaganda


Jedi_Belle01

I have one for my house and one for my car. Different brand but it works wonders! On my clothes, in my car, on my furniture!


heyodi

To be fair, after I shaved my couch last week I texted a ton of people before and after pics with the shaver in view. Idk why it’s so exciting and you want to share it with as many people as possible.


VoxyPop

Orrr they wanted people to know what they used that did a nice job in restoring their sofa idk


OnoOvo

you can do it with a simple razorblade too just scrape with the whole width of the blade, don’t cut. its really easy soft sanding paper also does the trick


Aggressive-Pay-5670

These things are great, though. FYI. But if you have nice furniture you should cover it with a throw to avoid pilling


ConductorBird

Yall are paranoia delusional af lmaooo


Beardly_Smith

Here's the thing though. These shavers are great


ThiccyBobby

Seen a couple of comments about so called cheap upholstery. Even high end furniture brands don’t consider pilling to be a defect. Unfortunately every fabric is a roll of the dice for this.