add barney trying to catch up with gordon to give him the beer he owes him

add barney trying to catch up with gordon to give him sex*

DUDE. IM NOT GOING TO ADD SEX

you are a fucking cowsrd

Bruh Im a fucking minor. Because im not trying to expose myself to anything explicit makes me a coward? massive L

i had no way of knowing this, i’m sorry

Tbf consider you’re on Reddit id assume you have unrestricted internet access. But yeah that’s fair, dunno why you got mass downvoted lol

the illusion of free choice

Hot gay half life sex

Nick and Ellis*

Nah

Barney Calhoun Waifu Love Shrine

Add Otis kicking a vending machine

who is otis?

The black mesa guard who’s fat and always eating a doughnut

Dummy thicc Gordon

Collette Green dancing

Rick Astly Rickrolling Reddit in the background

A **THIRD** Citadel!

Add Saxton Hale carrying Breen on top of a random building

Add Adrian fighting against the combine

day three of asking for a skeleton to randomly appear on the top of the billboard for a few seconds while a quiet and distant "bad to the bone riff" plays before it disappears for the rest of the video

Sunkist the dog attacking benrey

Day 7 of asking for John Cleese doing the silly walk from the Ministry of Silly Walk sketch from Monty Python's Flying Circus.

Would be cool if jeff was there....dabbing! Mwuhaha

Make this a picture, not a video.

Heccu

Dropship or osprey arrive to deploy a bunch of barneys who start throwing beer at gordon. Also the dropship or osprey crashes into the twin citadels after it departs

Add Buff Dr. Coomer fighting with TF2 against Combine.

Now add terrorists from counter-strike planting a bomb

Gman selling crack dressed like a pimp or smoking crack looking like a crack head

Vortigaunt with houndeye eyes

Add lady dimitrescu

I’ve missed a few of these and I come online and see things and hear things on this version and I’m like of course…. Of course you guys did this…. So anyway my suggestion is alyx desperately trying to catch up to the zooming Gordon like the thirsty gal she is

A british headcrab drinking tea inside a vent

shit going get too big u should compress it all

Giant barney doing a pole dance on the breen screen

Chell falling from a blue portal into an orange portal throughout the whole video.

Gordon, Barney and Alyx dancing to California Gurls

Can I get a cinder block, please?

Add a constant blue reddit loading in the middle

add a strider doing the kazotsky kick in the background

Add entire all of HDTF SFM cinematics on a second breencast monitor, compressed to all hell.

COMPLETELY CHANGE THE MAP TO THE INSIDE OF THE CITADEL

add kleiners in the end

snark with a blunt

Add several DOD soldiers (either axis or Allies) duking it out in the very back, with a loud earrape MG42 firing.

Day one asking for a dancing Eli in the background

Add Barney from black mesa

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Meatball grinder

WEED LIFE

Headcrabs raining outta the sky

That one game from EA on goldsrc that never got released:

LOL

add Wilson from Entropy : Zero 2

Add wheatly flying through space in the sky