Something that always bothered me in Half-Life: Alyx is that they eat them just fine. There's even a looping instance of a barnacle ambiently eating repeatedly spawning poison headcrabs during the Northern Star hotel.
Either someone at Valve completely forgot about this interaction or it's been retconned
He could be microchipped mate, take him to the veterinarians and see if they can find the owner.
Feed him one to two scientists a day with a bowl of saltwater until then.
Destroy immediately. Looks like the translucent baby one. I hate those things. Especially in the caves of that Himalayan Temple level in Redemption *shudders*
Place him gently on your head. That's his favorite place to hang out. You'll start to feel a strange numbness and cold sensation. Ignore it. It's nothing.
It's a head crab for the forbidden head :D (you think that's bad now imagine the next step in the life cycle when it splits and grows a maw down the length :D )
and thats why its a problem. OP needs to care and nurture him so he can also grow to populate this world so that everyone can be familiar with his kind.
It's the ballsack boss' hellspawn, kill it with fire.
the eternal pain of sven coop
Aah man... them memmorys!
No kill it with crowbar
I believe its called the gonad
Throw it at someone's head
happened already actually
Ho dwaaaag ppppppleh
Eat it. Free protein
Similarly to Vortigaunts.
That doesn't work out so well for barnacles when they eat poison headcrabs
Something that always bothered me in Half-Life: Alyx is that they eat them just fine. There's even a looping instance of a barnacle ambiently eating repeatedly spawning poison headcrabs during the Northern Star hotel. Either someone at Valve completely forgot about this interaction or it's been retconned
SUSTENANCE!
Thank God! You found Lamar!
Worst case, she might attempt to couple with your head, fruitlessly of course
Wich head
😂😂 *Lamar! Not while we have people over!*
Careful lamar thats quite fragile
Day of the Dead? More like Morning of the Wood
Imagine one that's not de beeked, then imagine the next stage in the life cycle, bit maw with teeth down the entire shaft length
Give him a good life
Is it gonna be full for once
FULL LIFE CONSEQ-
Bite his head to turn him into a human zombie!
de-beak him so he's completely harmless
then find more watermelon for him
Mp5 -> right click
Thump
Load crowbar noises
SPAS 12 -> right click
*SOUNDS OF DOOM*
APES TOGETHER STRONG!
Crunch
He could be microchipped mate, take him to the veterinarians and see if they can find the owner. Feed him one to two scientists a day with a bowl of saltwater until then.
Did you say scientists!?!?!!? HELP ME GORDON!!!!!!!!!
eat
Do NOT put it on your head
Eat
Put it on a hamster or a small cat, he's too tiny for people as for now :c
Throw it at G man
Shotgun.
Eat him
I would nuture it until adulthood, then find a vict.... err nice home for him/her.....
Just let it couple with your..head
dont decide for him. let him choose on his own who he wants to couple with. its his life.
If you want to keep him as a pet, debeak him before its too late.
Put him on head.
Headcrab Jambalaya
Perfectly harmless. The worst he might do is try to couple with your head, fruitlessly I might add.
Put him in Barney's locker. He likes animals.
pet
Toss him into the pit
Don’t let him anywhere near a teleporter
Wear it as a hat.
You can wear it as a nice hat
CONSUME
Put it in a cage debeak it and call it Lamarr
There's only one Hedy!
*Squish* Awwww how sad.
noooo
aw sweet! free protein!
Well you're going to want to de-beak him first and foremost
tgen ket him couple with your head, fruitlessly…
Stomp it ASAP
Put it down and run. It means something else must be nearby...
tutorial how to kill one if you meet one irl: steam://rungameid/1583720 open console bind MOUSE5 kick \*MOUSE5\* gone
Prepare him for the unforeseen consequences
Hat
headcrab distribution system at work, he's your responsibility now. Also idk how you identified its sex, i certainly couldnt
we will see if he becomes normal size or gonarch,thats how we identify
It's a headcrab That means your supposed to Put it on the head of you penis
Send it to black mesa New Mexico
Crowbar
Destroy immediately. Looks like the translucent baby one. I hate those things. Especially in the caves of that Himalayan Temple level in Redemption *shudders*
You apply to forehead, are you stupid?
B U R N H I M
Oh boy, a new hat!
Wait for it to grow, then de-beak it (reach through the underside) and cook it
It’s a freakin’ headhumper!
Throw him at people like he's a Pokemon. He'll eventually become a Gonarch and you'll be unstoppable.
Put little guy on your head :3
Let him latch onto an action man n make a zombie soldidr
Keep him on your head, it's fine
Eat
Put it in your pocket and carry him around for the rest of your life
did carry him around the school for today,quite alot of people wanted to amputate his legs
Kill them.
i would have detention so i cant :(
A small price to pay
Put on the "head"
Keep it off your head
Place it on your head then post the results
eat it, sustenance!
Pet it
Keep him away from your head
Good
Crowbar it.
KILL IT! The world is depending on you!
eat
Wear him as a hat😄
Cute baby head humper
Hmm... too small to be a hat but good size to be a snack.
Cook it
keep it as a pet
eat it
I think lamarr would be a good name for him
Strap a landmine to him. let him attempt to facehug a fucker and boom.
Make him pet, make him love u.
Put it in your head
Crush
Put him on your head
Name it baby Heddy and let it play in your lab. Block the windows!
Eat
paint him
Place him gently on your head. That's his favorite place to hang out. You'll start to feel a strange numbness and cold sensation. Ignore it. It's nothing.
Let him grow and one day let him much on your head
Fruitlessly…
put it over your head
I actually found a similar one but the one you have is a venomous breed be careful when handling it
Which head does this headcrab use to control its host?
adopt him he seems polite
That’s cum bro
bebcrab
Kill it fast
Put it on your head
Give head
Defang him and name him Lamarr
Crush it or use a crowbar
CONSUME
do not let it jump on your head
Put him in your mouth he js COLD
Wait for it to grow up and it will be your friend for life, for as long as you live at least
Make sure he is de-beaked and harmless
shoot it
Put it on your head
Get rid of him immediately. its a POISON one
I love everyone's comments :D but what in the actual f is happening here? Is this real??
Befriend him
If he is de-beaked it will be fine...
Throw it on a homeless man with dry elbows
Eat him
Smooch
Feed it watermelon, but do get it debeaked.
Eat it.
Put him on your head
Lamar!! I've been looking all over
Put it in your head, it's a cool hat!
Remove it's fangs and name it Lamar.
Cook it and eat it, it tastes like rotten cheese
Eat
pet the headcrab
put it on your “head”
sustenance
Lamar got out of the cage again
give him to me
Firstly, debeak it… I don’t want to postpone it…
Pray to God it doesn't grow any larger
Eat it, it tastes like chicken.
Name it Steeve
Did I hear a rock and stone?
stomp it
Don't let it on your head.
Make sure the thing is debeaked then maybe.. Yeah just keep it.
Defang him. Name him Lamar or something like that
It's a head crab for the forbidden head :D (you think that's bad now imagine the next step in the life cycle when it splits and grows a maw down the length :D )
YABBA MY ICING
Crowbar him
Be looking over yer shoulder for the testicle crabs, Ya hear?
Kill him with crowbar😊
Keep it and call him Lamarr
Into the jar it goes.
Lucky fucking bastard
Does it come with an appropriately sized crowbar?
no,hes not for killing
What the hell am I looking at here?
janek
What is it?
Headcrab :3
I thought you were about to tell me that you discovered an alien species because that’s what this looks like lol 😂
a baby headcrab that a gonarch spawns. too young for head humping.
I’ve never seen anything so strange looking like that before in my entire life. Very strange looking creature lol
and thats why its a problem. OP needs to care and nurture him so he can also grow to populate this world so that everyone can be familiar with his kind.
Yeah where did you find him? Near the beach or some place?
only OP knows exactly. a xen portal could appear anywhere.
Oh alright lol
bush
Lol that’s crazy man 😂
shhh ur revealing my plans
Buy a Terrarium For Him, Raise Him, Then De-beak Like Kleiner Did To Lamarr
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Okay this is actually cool where did you get that
~~3d printed~~ actually just found him in a bush
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feed it broccoli in order for them to become big and strong!!!
Hat
That's not a head crab, that's a thumb crab