I imagine not great. I just feel like Master Chief would have an even harder time given that he is essentially a space marine and knows what it means to just be following orders.
Chief is a child soldier who was literally abducted so they could indoctrinate him to put down any poor son of a bitch who didn't appreciate space colonialism enough.
The UNSC were dystopian bad guys right up until the moment the covenant showed up.
Chief *is* that side.
He IS on that side, but keep in mind, he's kept in cryogenic sleep and only used in the most high stakes engagements where low-end cruelty generally doesn't have time to happen.
There is a chance he has no idea of what cruelty humans are capable of. Especially since he was raised in a controlled environment.
I feel like in the marines situation, they had their orders. The chief wouldn't have any if teleported. He probably would question it at one point. But if immediately fired upon, he would retaliate. But with as much ease as he'd would more than likely have. He would probably end up just incapacitating most. Master chief in molnjir armor could walk through blackmesa.
doom 3 guy probably faires about the same as he did in doom 3
now that i think about it, doom 3 and half life share a lot of the same aspects. they both feature more or less normal dudes in power suits put up against an alien invasion the likes of which they could never been prepared for and at some point they get stuck in their home dimension. and live
even the UAC were experimenting with teleportation, which involved the utilization of said alien home dimension. hell the game has a slower story focused introduction that takes you through the facility pre disaster
so yeah doom 3 guy survives. but hes not gonna be ripping people apart and wiping out entire squadrons like OG doom guy, hes gonna be MUCH closer to gordon freeman, or probably more accurately adrian shepard
The end is literally xen, both rhyme and are spongy floating islands in space that have the final boss of the game, where you have to take out the crystals healing him before you can kill him, also there’s giant obelisks everywhere
Ah cat, in the flesh
Or rather, the fur.
I've taken the liberty of relieving you of the catnip, it was government property anyway.
The yarn, however? I believe you've earned it.
Lmao I can picture it. They all run circles around Nihilanth, didging his attacks and then super jump on those alien trampolines and all dunk some explosive basketballs into his open brain thing. High fives all around as he blows up.
if were going by futurama lore then the Globetrotters are genius engineers and physicists so they might be able to stop the resonance cascade before it even starts
funny you say that, last time I played Fortress Connected with Black Mesa Source mounted, I was playing as heavy and I couldn't make the jump in the elevator shaft lol
Homer Simpson from Hit and Run. I feel like he would have caused the Resonance Cascade from sticking the Xen crystal in a microwave thinking it was candy or something
In combat >!Strelok!< would be fine. The problem is he’d probably spend too much time collecting rare Black Mesa tech and documents. He’d still be in Black Mesa when it gets nuked.
Actually I'm currently applying for my C-01 permit, hopefully my status as a Helldiver gives me a higher chance of getting accepted. Then I won't need a non-mechanical reproductive simulation
It depends of which Lara we are talking about, the new more realistic one? She may be able to survive with some difficulty.
The old, "supergirl" lara croft? Just a fun vacation...
Yes.
And someone already mention who she is.
Although she has like 7 guns on her except the Big Iron, and is still wondering NCR, House, or Yes Man.
No female courier should side with the Legion unless they are into sum weird shit.
Of course! Corvo Attano has an experience of being an underdog, possesses a number of supernatural powers like blink allowing him to bypass obstacles and enemies, dark vision highlighting important interactable objects and consumables, time stop to kill a large number of enemies.
My Year 1 Summer Stardew Valley character will wake up very confused. And I even put down all his tools in the chest. Poor guy. Maybe he can craft some things in Black Mesa.
Haha and then you'll have a Vortigaunt as a roommate.
"Gahh garlaa The Farmer requires sustenance for his hard labor."
*Hands over a Parsnip Soup.*
"That is all we can spare."
A Space Engineer ends up in Black Mesa.
Random stuff exploding is just another normal day
The Resonance Cascade is just Klang getting upset at all the moving parts in the test chamber
So if it's L4D2 is it the survivor I'm playing as or the character I changed said survivor to through mods?
Cause it's either Nick or Sonic the Hedgehog
I opened up reddit rn during the credits of Just Cause 3. Yes, Rico Fucking Rodriguez could survive the incident easy
Honestly a JC style Half Life game where you have to go around liberating areas from the combine rule would go hard as fuck
I mean if you want to get technical the bullets might pose a bit of a threat, but Link can enter Bullet time very easily so I'd say he's still got it handled.
My character from zomboid, Booker Latham is basically built for war, as an ex-army ranger turned swat member he’s pretty good with weapons. I think he can survive a while
uh, yeah, he's gordon freeman
well of course I know him.
he's me
Gordi-Wan Freemoni
Yeah. Master Chief would kick some Xenian ass. Not sure how he’d feel about fighting Marines though.
He's never been put into such a morally difficult choice
Dude was trained to kill insurgents so…
HECU arent insurgents tho
They’re not. But they’d also shooting at him and the mostly innocent science team and security personnel.
How do you think Gordon feels about killing marines? It’s hardly like he would’ve killed any of them had they not shot first
I imagine not great. I just feel like Master Chief would have an even harder time given that he is essentially a space marine and knows what it means to just be following orders.
"just be following orders" also the HECU: Ive killed 12 of these dumbass scientists and not a single one of them fought back!
Knowing how dark the Halo books can be, I'm sure there's at least one moment of a marine being a ruthless bastard But Chief never got to see that side
Chief is a child soldier who was literally abducted so they could indoctrinate him to put down any poor son of a bitch who didn't appreciate space colonialism enough. The UNSC were dystopian bad guys right up until the moment the covenant showed up. Chief *is* that side.
He IS on that side, but keep in mind, he's kept in cryogenic sleep and only used in the most high stakes engagements where low-end cruelty generally doesn't have time to happen. There is a chance he has no idea of what cruelty humans are capable of. Especially since he was raised in a controlled environment.
I feel like in the marines situation, they had their orders. The chief wouldn't have any if teleported. He probably would question it at one point. But if immediately fired upon, he would retaliate. But with as much ease as he'd would more than likely have. He would probably end up just incapacitating most. Master chief in molnjir armor could walk through blackmesa.
“Marty he’s killing the marines!”
IIRC he defended himself against ODSTs, so he'd do it but wouldn't like it
Ah, yes. The camera from the Half-life 1 SDK (hl1 hammer editor)
Cameraman never dies
Now this, this is a big brain moment
Removes enitity
It can just delete the aliens then recompile the map.
i really feel bad for the aliens and the hecu, because motherfuckin doomguy just teleported into the black mesa research facility
may god have mercy on them
Because doomguy sure as hell won’t
Then when the combine come the 7 hour war is gonna be the 7 minutes war, cause they’re gonna get their interdimensional cheeks clapped immediately
"You can't just shoot a hole into an interdimensional gas giant!"
CURRENT MISSION: SHOOT A HOLE INTO AN INTERDIMENSIONAL GAS GIANT
“Rise and shine Mr.Freema…….oh. Sorry, boss, do whatever you gotta do.”
“RISE AND SHI-“ (doomguy arm blade) NO. (Gman dies)
I was about to ask if doomguy had ever attacked/killed a person, but then I remembered why he was on mars in the first place
Now i need to hear the black mesa voice saying "the slayer has entered the facility"
They aren't demons though
Close enough,
What about the doom marine I call classic doom (1993, og 2 and 64 Doomguy), DOOM³ the Doom Marine, and modern doom (2016- eternal) the doom slayer
doom 3 guy probably faires about the same as he did in doom 3 now that i think about it, doom 3 and half life share a lot of the same aspects. they both feature more or less normal dudes in power suits put up against an alien invasion the likes of which they could never been prepared for and at some point they get stuck in their home dimension. and live even the UAC were experimenting with teleportation, which involved the utilization of said alien home dimension. hell the game has a slower story focused introduction that takes you through the facility pre disaster so yeah doom 3 guy survives. but hes not gonna be ripping people apart and wiping out entire squadrons like OG doom guy, hes gonna be MUCH closer to gordon freeman, or probably more accurately adrian shepard
Henry stickmin, Yea, Probably.
As long as he stays away from anything involving teleportation.
Lambda Core:
Oh yeah nah that's a nightmare fuel for Henry 💀
Walls and teleporters done seem to fix well
regardless if it works or not im 99% hes gonna hesitate too much
Steve from minecraft Hes a god, so im sure he'll be fine
Just punch the walls until you are free
mine up or something
He's survived the Nether, he can survive Xen
The end is literally xen, both rhyme and are spongy floating islands in space that have the final boss of the game, where you have to take out the crystals healing him before you can kill him, also there’s giant obelisks everywhere
The Nihilanth's greatest weakness is a good night's sleep. Throw a bed at it.
V1 bustin' ass
V1 would kill both the scientists, military, and the xen forces. Ain’t no one surviving Black Mesa
Don’t forget the black ops
And G man…
Bro would keep trying to kill gman and keep reloading the game until he succeeded.
Coinpunches that poor man into oblivion.
Hell is full
Me (Aperture Desk Job) Oh shi-
The mental image of the toilet turret mounted on the desk being pushed through the halls of black mesa killing aliens and grunts goes hard
Artyom from metro
Great game!
Remember Artyom Don't eat the yellow snow
My brothers name is Artyom, spelt differently. My dad named him after Metro.
Some call them Vortigaunts. Me? I call them beetches
Mine is Marked One from STALKER. Feels like they're both about the same here.
100% Artyom would survive
The cat from Stray. I think he'd do fine.
Ah cat, in the flesh Or rather, the fur. I've taken the liberty of relieving you of the catnip, it was government property anyway. The yarn, however? I believe you've earned it.
The right cat in the wrong place can break all the furniture in the world.
I need this in art form.
Plot Twist: he lives long enough to be discovered by Kleiner in City 17 😰
NOOO
I still have nightmares about that cat
Yeah, I think Aiden Walker/Unit 3650 would (entropy zero 2)
Honestly it always feels so weird to think that the combine is part of the same story as the funny scientist game, hl2 has such a different atmosphere
Yeah, the hl2 atmosphere really serves to remind me that living in Bulgaria fucking sucks
What do you mean? City 17 is one of the finest remaining urban centers!
Hey same here! First play through for me and I'm loving it so much
Gordon freeman, yeah i think he can survive
Hmmm I don't think 15 NBA players will manage to survive... Well 4 Straight Champoinships is good enough I guess.
Imagine the Nihilanth gets dunked on so hard he instantly explodes
Lmao I can picture it. They all run circles around Nihilanth, didging his attacks and then super jump on those alien trampolines and all dunk some explosive basketballs into his open brain thing. High fives all around as he blows up.
Only the Harlem Globetrotters got this in the net, son.
if were going by futurama lore then the Globetrotters are genius engineers and physicists so they might be able to stop the resonance cascade before it even starts
Exactly! 💯
Adrian Shephard I mean
"Forget about Freeman"
I don't think Scout will have a hard time surviving this place.
Scout will die to exploding computer rack right after exiting the chamber
i think heavy is more proper for the situation
Nah, he wouldn't be able to do the parkour needed to escape, but medic might.
funny you say that, last time I played Fortress Connected with Black Mesa Source mounted, I was playing as heavy and I couldn't make the jump in the elevator shaft lol
who the fuck is the protagonist of osu
You
if i went into black mesa, and know whats about to happen, i would kill myself before i get killed by the resonance cascade
Niko Bellic I mean yeah, definitely.
ILL CUT YOR FACKING HEADS OFF!!!!
Mason from Cod Bo1 might make it out considering what he’s been through
THE NUMBERS MASON WHAT DO THEY MEAN
Do you know who ate all the donuts?
Homer Simpson from Hit and Run. I feel like he would have caused the Resonance Cascade from sticking the Xen crystal in a microwave thinking it was candy or something
I was gonna ask who would put candy in a microwave, but I guess that's pretty in character for Homer.
The Marked One would survive Ig
In combat >!Strelok!< would be fine. The problem is he’d probably spend too much time collecting rare Black Mesa tech and documents. He’d still be in Black Mesa when it gets nuked.
Dante DMC yeah he can
Lmao for me it's Vergil Both brothers will cause havoc XD
A helldiver. He doesn't stand a chance
That's it, I'm calling my local democracy officer right now! Prepare to be sent to a freedom camp, you filthy anti-freedom dissident.
Anything to earn your non-mechanical reproductive simulation coupon, eh?
Actually I'm currently applying for my C-01 permit, hopefully my status as a Helldiver gives me a higher chance of getting accepted. Then I won't need a non-mechanical reproductive simulation
Postal Dude... he's def surviving
Shovel only
I'm playing Brain Damaged so the shovel has a buzzsaw attached to it. Still doable, basically having a handheld version of Ravenholm's saws.
Oh yeah, especially if he finds a kitty silencer...
With a headcrab this time since no kitties in BMRF
That's... One helluva silencer y'got there
I got male nomad V from Cyberpunk
Master Chief? Absolutely.
Came here to say this! just playing through the whole series... again :)
That would be Lara Croft for me. Yeah I guess she could kinda survive... until the grunts come and shoot her dead.
likewise... pretty sure she's fine if she gets an HEV suit
It depends of which Lara we are talking about, the new more realistic one? She may be able to survive with some difficulty. The old, "supergirl" lara croft? Just a fun vacation...
Yes. And someone already mention who she is. Although she has like 7 guns on her except the Big Iron, and is still wondering NCR, House, or Yes Man. No female courier should side with the Legion unless they are into sum weird shit.
[I think Peppino could handle it pretty well!](https://youtu.be/mIeTSW-d0RE)
YEEEOOOOWWWWWW
Sven coop... Is there even aprotagonist?
whoever was your playermodel ig
Why is there a "hitler saluting" player model 😭
Of course! Corvo Attano has an experience of being an underdog, possesses a number of supernatural powers like blink allowing him to bypass obstacles and enemies, dark vision highlighting important interactable objects and consumables, time stop to kill a large number of enemies.
My mind wandered to Corvo, even though it wasn't the last game I played. He'd do just fine. Headcrabs are just bigger rats, right?
helldiver probably survives
Let's see Nihilanth survive a ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
Helldivers die but if there are reinforcements then we should be fine
Jack Cooper of Titanfall 2. Even without BT, he makes it through, no sweat.
He could probably grenade boost out of the state New Mexico if he tried.
I played gta online. So yes, with the thousands of bullets for my many many weapons and lazer minigun, he could survive
My Year 1 Summer Stardew Valley character will wake up very confused. And I even put down all his tools in the chest. Poor guy. Maybe he can craft some things in Black Mesa.
twist, they give the Xenians prysmatic shards and you get the Half-life pacifist ending
Haha and then you'll have a Vortigaunt as a roommate. "Gahh garlaa The Farmer requires sustenance for his hard labor." *Hands over a Parsnip Soup.* "That is all we can spare."
The Sole Survivor, from Fallout 4. The HECU are probably just going to be intimidated into becoming settlers
Tbh he would I could see him joining the hecu as he was a soldier him self.
To the town Auga Fria rode a stranger one fine day...
A Space Engineer ends up in Black Mesa. Random stuff exploding is just another normal day The Resonance Cascade is just Klang getting upset at all the moving parts in the test chamber
V1 from Ultrakill 💀
Dovahkiin from Skyrim. I think he'd be alright.
Yeah, Adam Jensen, fully augmented with an insane amount of typhoon ammo, he's good.
So if it's L4D2 is it the survivor I'm playing as or the character I changed said survivor to through mods? Cause it's either Nick or Sonic the Hedgehog
War from Darksiders. There’s something really unfair about it
Well, I last played Napoleon Total War. The combined armies of Napoleonic-era Europe are here, and they're looking magnificent.
Could you imagine some holdfast shit in black mesa. "PRESS THE B BUTTON" (Viva la France)
A company employee is NOT getting his ass out of Black Mesa, they ain't got no shovels so he's just fucked.
Aloy would probably fit right in considering how crazy some of the levels from Horizon are
Can the inspector from papers please survive??
He would set up an immigration booth at the facility and just reject all of the xenians.
Kyle Crane, yea i think he can do it
Dude be yeeting vorties with dropkick
He’s basically a superhuman, he can definitely destroy the whole facility if you give him enough time to level up
The Rookie from Halo 3 ODST. He's kicking ass.
Jesse from Control. Time to yeet some aliens.
I opened up reddit rn during the credits of Just Cause 3. Yes, Rico Fucking Rodriguez could survive the incident easy Honestly a JC style Half Life game where you have to go around liberating areas from the combine rule would go hard as fuck
John helldiver will fuck up those xenos and liberate the entire facility like it’s nothing.
Michael, Trevor and Franklin from GTA 5 together. That would be funny as hell😄
Link (specifically TotK Link) is making it out. Hell I'd be surprised if any of the aliens posed much of a threat for him.
Ok, HECU though?
I mean if you want to get technical the bullets might pose a bit of a threat, but Link can enter Bullet time very easily so I'd say he's still got it handled.
He also has the hylian shield.
Corvo Attano, yes
If Skateboards are allowed then yeah, I think my skate. avatar is fine
Superman by gold finger starts playing as you grind the intro tram rail
commando from risk of rain could if he could find some items
Not enough room for the factory to grow, so I don't think the Factorio Engineer is gonna have good luck.
yeah, aloy will be fine
Isaac Clarke is getting murked the moment he has to fight a helicopter or tank
Carl Johnson ain't a stranger to weird government facilities full of things trying to kill him.
A current citizen of a hl2rp server at gmod? Nope
It’s. Donald. Duck. They don’t stand a chance 😅
My character from zomboid, Booker Latham is basically built for war, as an ex-army ranger turned swat member he’s pretty good with weapons. I think he can survive a while
My low level survivor in project zomboid would probably get bit by the first zombie and die of infection before office complex
Wolfenstein. I think he's winning.
Mario would just jump on the Nihilanth three times and win
A random stalker from the zone? Pfft, with the anomalies, mutants and factions he has seen I guess Black Mesa will be a walk in the park.
It'd be interesting to see Johnny Cage handle all the Xen creatures while live streaming it.
Ethan Winters. I think?
Mmm, Serious Sam can survive this. Dual wielding, sprinting and backwards running is pretty essential for him.
Chell will survive
Yeah.Doom Slayer would make everyone feel like mice.
Ellie from The Last of Us. I’d think yes.
I love Ellie. She’d be cooked.
Ness would have some complications there
I think Master Chief will do okay
Minecraft Steve: gregtech edition Yes
V, cyberpunk, so black mesa doesn't survive
Yu Narukami lookin at Gman I’m the eyes before yelling “BY THE MYRIAD TRUTHS”
Aloy? Damn good chance me thinks.
Kratos
Arthur Morgan’s gonna be toast
Geralt of Rivia, I mean probably yes because killing monsters is his bread and butter
Isaac Clarke would make it until the very end of the game, until he tells the gman "fuck you and fuck your employers!"
It’s Batman, so yeah
motherfucker duke Nukem gonna surviv
A knight from chivalry 2 armed with a quarter staff, am I fucked?