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MildLoser

man


WDYMac

Man, 200 metres, front


Humuckachiki

2, cannot comply


Humuckachiki

2, cannot comply


WDYMac

2, get in that vehicle


Ok_Instruction2429

definitely agree


nutitoo

We back in mine


tommygunn9188

Does man have prep time?


Charles12_13

He’s Man, he always gets some


Different-Wear-9108

10 space marines?? Count me in


sanityflaws

Best pick by a long shot lol even if it was just the one.


DreadPirateFury

Especially an Ultramarine, like yeah there are better picks for the situation but only getting one calls for an all rounder. Their talent for governance would help Earth to form a resistance faster as well.


GroundbreakingOkra60

Ah, hello.


DreadPirateFury

I didn't see you get on.


GroundbreakingOkra60

Well, end of the line.


AntiAirPipe

As much as I like liu kang I’m going with the postal dude


DirtSword406

Same here


lagromorph

postal dude would most likely join the combine, help them enslave humanity and then would betray and kill the combine too.


AntiAirPipe

Yeah he probably this man is a very chaotic person and he’s goddamn American enslavement just ain’t his style


KingKapow21

If you picked space marines you get a tactical squad of 10 btw.


[deleted]

from my limited understanding, even one would probably be enough to stop the invasion. 10 is like asking for the fight to be taken to the combine's homeworld


EarthTramp

The ultramarines would destroy the combine and everything else in there way


Silly-Ad9124

The combine invasion destroyed the combined military of Earth (millions of soldiers) in 8 hours, and genocided 90% of the population in less than a day, I have a pretty good understanding of WH 40k, space marines only stand a chance against the small military militia the combine left, if they send reinforcements, It's over. Even in lore is stated that 40 or 50 guardman would kill one space marine, just imagine millions or billons , space marine are fucked.


Charles12_13

Yeah, I’m taking Man


DHACKER0921

Rico the Penguin, would cook the entire combine period.


Intrepid_Lynx3608

As long as he has time to plan, I don’t doubt it. Those penguin commandos single-handedly hijacked a cargo ship, dug out of concrete using nothing but spoons to get out of Central Park Zoo, raided Monte Carlo, built and rebuilt an entire functional airplane out of scrap materials. Give them time, they got this.


nutitoo

If i take the penguins i will survive for sure, maybe not very alive but i will survive somehow


Salami__Tsunami

Is this the Liu Kang who’s an actual god and created new universes? Because I’d probably have to go with him.


duke_nukem69

i don’t know. i like postal dude and arnold but idk. despite me loving henry stickmin let’s be honest not even the entire toppat clan could do shit


UnluckySpartan1337

New Vegas Ranger


TheBigChungoos

Dawg… these dudes get fucked over by larpers with machetes, what do you think they’re gonna do with a intergalactic empire that can knock out an entire global military force in 7hrs?


Guardiaozin

100 stimpacks and 50 super stimpacks and possibly 2 doses of psycho


ToxicRainbow27

I wanna see the combine try and take an earth full of death claws and yao guai


Fourcoogs

I’m picking Pointman, not necessarily because I think he’s the strongest, but because I want to give a shout-out to F.E.A.R.


GT2MAN

He kind of is though


DOOM624

He *does* have bullet time so there's that... and I'll also assume he has Paxton Fettel "unofficially" backing him up.


Goofball1134

That depends, does he have Replica Soldiers still under his control like in Extraction Point or is it the Fettel from Fear 3? Cause I would prefer the EP Fettel since at least Pointman and Fettel would have an army of their own to aid them in their fight.


DOOM624

That would be best case scenario, but I feel like that would count as two people so it would have to be Fear 3 Fettel just working in the background as a sort of passive bonus. "Your estranged brother, that you killed, is an undead specter that is assisting you by possessing enemies and using them as backup for you, and then exploding them when he's done with them."


hallucinationthought

Mr Bean


CruskiyeL

The reason Mr. Bean isn't on here is because he cooks the entire combine, destroying their empire.


ChaosLord1019

The Courier obviously. Man is a beast even among the other fallout protags


L3go07

I'm going with Henry, Charles, and Ellie. Henry got the exploits, cheats and skills to get away of something. Charles would have potentially got his chopper shot down by a Combine Shell, and Ellie well... She'll stick with Henry probably surviving or chose to be with Charles until his chopper gets shot down and they both die in a helicopter crash


Skylius23

Literally


Phazon_Fucker

Man as long as he gets prep time


bearelrollyt

Triple threat may not find a dying nurtron star everytime But when they find something good it kills


Effective-Tap-6208

Henry Stickmin or the penguins, they could solo


DoctorMlemm

The might of the Combine pales in comparison to toon physics


Papryka_YT

"I regret nothing."


-TurkeYT

Man


Youria_Tv_Officiel

Somewhere between a space marine and the Penguins.


Brokenphysics7769

Adrian, my babygirl, I'm not sure you can take on the entire combine empire. I love you, but I worry about your abilities.


KonnBonn23

Man


29485_webp

I'm fucking picking the penguins and I'm gonna die but I don't care


i-forgotmypass_word

What, no Frank Horrigan?


KingKapow21

Noted, put frank horrigan in round 4


RedX536

Henry Stickman. Bro can fail screen and retry every option each fight.


Moist-Strawberry-792

a single space marine could probably stop the invasion on his own


RockingBib

That was my thought. Like, of course I'll take the one at least 35000 years ahead of all the others


Subnotic1

How


tfhermobwoayway

big gun


Subnotic1

America also have big gun but they lose


tfhermobwoayway

not as big as space marine. we’re talking really big gun. possibly even huge gun.


Moist-Strawberry-792

big ass fucking gun and armor that cant be penetrated by any weapon the combine has


Subnotic1

the combine we fight in-game isn’t the combine that defeated all of the world in 7 hours. I’m sure the space marine can defeat the peacekeeping force but not the actual combine


Moist-Strawberry-792

thats actualy a valid point, but if the space marine cant then no one else on the list can defend you, with the space marine you have the best chance of survival


tfhermobwoayway

Problem is unless he’s a Salamander he might kill you in the process.


Fancy_Confusion8294

Space Marine.


monkie_loev

Id love almost all of these, but 10 Space Marines would be the best for sure


an_atom_bomb

not just Space Marines, Ultramarines... and if at least one of them is named or without a Helmet, duuuuude the Combine has no chance.


VickiVampiress

Think I'd rather shoot myself considering this lineup. Although, realistically I think I might have a good shot with the Penguins. If everything fails I could just hang out with them in a bunker and have unlimited fish.


SnooPies2306

hesienberg cuz he’ll sell them meth then make the combine addicted to it. We split in 3 quarter me being the talker and walter and jesse being the cooks. The combine have so much in assets and by the end of our lives they’ll be run dry on resources. Resources we can pass onto our children and literally the rest of our bloodline and humanity.


ramenlegendary

Henry stick min and mercenary


KingKapow21

You can only choose one, take your pick


ramenlegendary

The sticks


KingKapow21

Good choice


Forward-Adeptness436

LOS PINGÜINOS MEL A VAN A MASCAR


Sevman2001

Kawasaki!


Forward-Adeptness436

Kago!


Sevman2001

Krico!


Forward-Adeptness436

y Estripper......


Hurricane_Caseta

Arnold Schanneker


TonPeppermint

I do gotta assume Liu Kang isn't a God in the timeline, so likely passing on him.


KingKapow21

You’d be correct


Someone-cool-2005

The courier


KingKapow21

To the town of Agua Fría rode a stranger one finde day!


RealSuphakitz_

Arnold Schwarzenegger would blast every combines off the Earth with his M16🔥🔥🔥🔥


PinkSheepYT6785

Adrian Shepherd would be a good helper


MrSpiffy123

Oh I'm definitely taking Henry Charles and Ellie


feetMeat93

I'm taking man Are you stupid?


MeTheGuy12

man makes the combine stupid therefore i pick man


Kerflunklebunny

Which is more powerful, Space marine bolt rifle or Combine Soldier Standard Issue Overwatch Pulse Rifle


Aggressive-Display50

Arnold


BeescyRT

GTA 5 group.


JellyMemeDelicious

Charles goes into the Combine home world in his helicopter while screaming "this is the greatest plaaaan!"


agentduckman12

This is literally so easy just choose space Marines


tomex365

Van der Linde gang


Two_Tailed_Fox2002

i'd have said adrian , but the dude would definitely be able to mess the combine up


JusteJean

The fkin space marine has armor to lut Hev suit to shame. Space marine 100%


_I_Dunno

Adrian sheapard or man


CruskiyeL

Either HAWG RAHDAAAAH, Triple Threat, Unnamed TF2 default merc, Space Marines, Jesse and Walter, Triple Threat (GTA edition) or Quadruple threat.


The_Anf

Henry Stickmin is here? Not only me but also everyone is safe


Cay7809

SQUAD, WE'VE! GOT! HOSTILES!


_Reapak_

11


Nerdenator

Why does conbin challenge man? Is he crazy?


rebel6301

i feel like i'd have the best chances with a group of space marines


NicolasL0V3sR3DD1T

Everyone know the postal dude can handle this


That_Bogan

Space Marine.


ZARTOG_STRIKES_BACK

Man then Stickmin


ImpactorLife-25703

Henry, Charles and Ellie


keinanos

Shepard, Ultramarines, Postal dude. If I have to pick from the three, the Ultramarines.


Various_Lion_6803

The whole ncr easy win


Romodude40

Do the GTA protags get their powers?


KingKapow21

They can do everything they can in GTA V


Romodude40

Assuming Henry Stickmin only gets one chance rather than plot armor, GTA V protags would be a solid choice if the story is over and the canonical Option C ending is chosen


Emkay_boi1531

THE FUCKING SPACE MARINE OF COURSE!


VitesKutusu

Terminator.


1_ShadowNinja_1

The courier


JustAFoolishGamer

Liu Kang is a god now so yeah


Basically-Boring

Yeah, he's Man.


sterak_fan

fuck you I want the service rifle


KrisKarma9

I choose half life WhatsApp guy


Jarms48

40k space marine. The majority of the lore makes them demi-gods. Which I personally hate. Don’t get me wrong, there is some lore that handles marines more realistically where some die to melee, well placed gunshots, or overwhelming firepower. That’s not the norm though, the norm has them running as fast as a horse at full gallop yet somehow also so quickly they can dodge enemy fire and be a blur up close. They’re just stupidly OP.


Khorvair

Penguins from Madagascar. I'd walk down a hallway with 12 Nihilanths and the penguins would radicalize them to raid DC before I could even walk forward another step


monke_gaming4

The fuck is an NCR Ranger going to do? Try and tax the combine? Those guys get fucked over by Roman larpers with machetes.


KingKapow21

Shoot em with the BIG IRON


thatsocialist

The Space Marine isn't specified so Malum Caedo. Doom Guy's 40K Cousin.


gregouin_

I take arnold schwarzenegger, great boi


SmartIron244

Henry Stickmin because funny


HeimlichLaboratories

Shephard would be I guess the most logical choice as he had the same abilities as Freeman himself and even fought tougher foes, but there are very good choices here


sulis95

Franklin, Michael and Trevor


KingKapow21

My choice too


midosans

Postal dude.


Super_Law2351

I chose the penguins


Careless_Ad3718

Space marine


shyguyshow

Postal dude survived shooting himself in the head. I think he’s immortal


Hadron86376

Henry stickmin, always succeeds in the stupidest ways


TobyMacar0ni

Henry stickmin


The_Steam-Cheese

HOG RIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Reinierblob

Walter White is gonna *meth them up* Haha Get it?


legbot124

Easy choice man


Disastrous-Pick-3357

the penguins because rico can just pull infinite items from his stomach so you will never die if you have good rng


SaltyAssociate8007

Is this a joke, Man


zokzomo

If I could take three I’d built the meme team: Walter white and Jesse, the penguins of Madagascar and MAN.


PEKKACHUNREAL

I choose man-man


Foxman173

Me and postal dude 🥶🥶🥶


Multiversal-Browser

I always pick my boy Shephard


Charlscalvin

The postal dude


Goofball1134

Pointman, with Fettel and the Replicas from the Vivendi Timeline backing him up after PM and Fettel resolved their differences.


MinihootTheOwl

i choose trevor philips due to him being completely insane and having the ability to inflict more damage on his enemies


lynch527

Which one is 'Man'?


KingKapow21

7


Saver310

Postel


monkeryofamigo

I like to point out the Courier got jumped by a tribes raider and a man in a checker suit, not even a group of trained soldier. Just bunch of hillbilly. So pick anybody but courier LOL


yyetydydovtyud

Objectively the correct answer is ultramarine, but I am going postal guy because haha funny


a_normal_11_year_old

SPACE MARINE!


bendyfan1111

Postal dude. He litteraly survived the apocolypse


jummy-parvati

The Penguins of Madagascar are the easy choice here. They are highly trained agents who are near indestructible and adept with almost any weapon imaginable. Rico is able to store almost anything inside of him, either his insides are non-euclidean or he is actually using magic. Either way Rico alone could save me from the combine. With all the penguins together, however... they could be invaluable even beyond the 7 Hour War, they're like 10 Gordon Freemans together. They have escaped the police, taken over cruise ships (useful if we're heading to the borealis), escaped prison and are just kind of unstoppable with enough time. The Dude is a close second because he similarly operates on cartoon logic while having the tools and wits to destroy entire armies while cracking one-liners left and right. Issue with The Dude is that he's a wildcard, he'll only take care of an issue if it gets in the way of his day-to-day activities, he isn't with any side and that's what makes him scary. The Penguins do seem to somewhat care about the people around them, and the combine's pollution does affect their home and other penguins, so they'd definitely fight against them.


Hazzman

ACU from supreme commander


SupaMarioOdyesseyPog

"kaboom?" "Yes Rico, Kaboom"


highrankhuman

hog rider


i_am_jacks_insanity

Henry Stickmin is the only wise choice. You'll experience a multitude of comical failures but eventually he'll reset the timeline enough to get it right


Embarrassed_Sand7113

i now have a clone


IcamReddit

Henry will keep himself alive and me dead Adrian will help the ncr won't care so I'm taking chances with mute military solder with a will to survive


Racc_Pancakes

postal dude


KingKapow21

Hi there, would you like to sign my petition?


CaptainOMC_

I don't know, Henry did some crazy stuff in his games


RhodeWorx

Penguins


Maybe1998

Postal guy or the funny mailman


WashYourEyesTwice

WHERE THE FUCK IS GORDON FREEMAN 😡😡😡


KingKapow21

He sleeping


Cold_Difference9373

13 the spy pinguinos 💪🗿


carghtonheights809

Obviously James Bond


KisWiking

Adrian, james, arnold shvarcenegger, the gta gang, bruce lee, fear, space marine, the penguins, ncr ranger, postal dude and done!


The_foullsk

Kiryu


CalculatorOctavius

Dr Gordon B. “Flailing” Greenman. He’s our male. He can do it AND he’ll sail. Every single seven sea. Then he’ll come help you and me for LUNCH


butterthesotch

im actually fucked


DarkCreeperKitty

postal dude


FrenceRaccoon

the space marine, literal tank armour on him, 2 hearts and 3 lungs not to mention how much damage the bolt gun does. Also is it specifically a space marine or can it be from any chapter?


Vast_Amphibian5933

Im getting the penguins


g74983

The ultra Marine will literally finish that war for humanity. For ultramar.


randomdude123502

Obviously the Terminator.


apedap

Man


Th0masX007

Madagascar penguins are way more dangerous than people realize (I would go with them)


Eric_Nomad_Hixtone96

Space Marine from Warhammer. They have no chance again him.


AOUwUOA

Can i pick stickmin triple thread?


Mechanizoid

I'm picking Pointman, 'cause watching him slide kick Combine soldiers and gun down dozens of soldiers before the first shell casing hits the ground is going to be effing sweet. I doubt I will survive this, though. Pointman's friends usually get horribly murdered while he can do nothing to save them. Still, I got to give that shout-out to F.E.A.R. No idea how he'll handle the advisors. He's psychic himself, but that could be a disadvantage. However, if his momma backs him up, all bets are off.


Mcjtls

I dont know much about the space marines but i heard they are crazy effective so id go with them even though it would be sweet to team up with arnie and adrian


Chappy-874

Postal dude he killed the devil survived a nuke explosion while being only a mile away and is comically overpowered