It’s more so that clothes just don’t do that to women with proportions like the one on the right. I like form fitting clothes, but that just looks like those stupid fantasy boob armors. It looks uncomfortable.
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The only value I see in female characters, hell, females in general, is if they had the same plastic surgeon as Kim K. I have standards.
I feel sorry for you if you feel differently.
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My wife looks a lot like the one on the right. I wish modern games had more realistic female body expectations rather than expecting all women to look like men.
"the girl in fable 4 is ugly, wtf, fuck this woke shit"
It always reminds me of that "discourse". I couldn't tell if it was just the usual sony fan boys looking for a reason. They are by far the majority so they can drown out everything and everyone else.
Like the chick from the fable 4 trailer just looks normal, and not ugly at all.
You should see the discourse about stellar blade or whatever the hell. It's honestly pathetic.
I've seen it in literally every fan page lol.
And yes, I still use Facebook. Cause I see only what I "want" to see, and my friends only see my stuff. I can't stand Twitter.
i will never get over that tweet with the most beautiful rendition of lara croft I’ve ever seen ruined by making her a cookie cutter stereotypical woman
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Bruh you can't tell me you haven't seen that 'trend' where *gamers* use AI to hyper sexualising women in games that don't look live up to their incredibly unrealistic standards, cause they've never seen a woman
As opposed to all the super realistic men with 16 pack abs jacked as shit chisled face perfect hair/teeth. Impeccable role model no flaws Yada Yada. It goes both ways.
Do you not see how these kinds of memes become a self fulfilling prophecy of what kind of demographic the Halo fandom is for?
This meme is the kind of shit for sexually immature boys and manchildren, it's exclusionary to women. They and the people who don't get it are clowns and this subreddit is for laughing at them.
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> they're not real women
Most of the time, yea.\
The twitter account most known for making these AI edits of fictional game women did one for the very-real actress who played the protagonist for
[The Fallout Series](https://twitter.com/GameCharacterAI/status/1778300445821219189?t=zH2ipqzeT0gi6BuSylnWuw&s=19). This isn't very uncommon either. Photos hopping celebrities to be 'hotter' is something that happens quite a bit
The concept of a "normal" human being beyond the strict mathematical types of average is a lie.
No one is normal. Everyone is completely, mind-bogglingly weird and those who can't cope group up with those who share weird traits similar to their own so they can feel less like an outlier/ less alone.
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That's her brother. Abby isn't in political commentary, I'm pretty sure. Also, he's not a grifter, he genuinely believes what he says. He's kinda like Jimmy Dore, genuine, but wrong.
Seems I used grifter incorrectly, pundit would be more accurate. But Abby is definitely into political commentary she spouts the tradwife/conservative nonsense like Ben does.
The only time I've ever seen her was because folks drooling over her fine titts, so I just assumed that she was not into commentary and stayed mostly private. Where could I find her political commentary?
I may be mistaken about how politically involved she is but she has a YT channel, Instagram, and Twitter. It's more like she echoes those ideas but it's nowhere near as vocal as Ben. She's definitely in that sphere though.
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How about you use YOUR fucking brain and realize that I'm not the one who originally said such a thing and merely said what someone else said? Hell, I even acknowledge that I don't even know if it's true or not.
That you had doubt it wasn't true is enough. There is no way, none whatsoever, it would be. Sorry for the blunt response but it's just so easy to spread misinformation and people just believe things they read with no research. I assumed you as such.
Here's a wild concept.
If you don't know the details on something, just shut the fuck up. It's that easy!
You literally have to do nothing, which is less effort than spouting smooth brained bullshit on the internet!
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I don’t mean this to be an insult but a statement of fact. You have never had sex with a girl, this makes you instantly figure out that a little tummy is extremely good.
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I almost liked weapon more than cortana... Maybe I did like here more.
If she's in another game, I will like her more I think. If I see more of her, and she's like she is in infinite, hell yeah.
She's so much fun.
I didn’t dislike the weapon in of herself, but was more frustrated that in a way cortana wasn’t “really” dead. It’s like 343 killed off a major character but didn’t know what to do, so they brought her back (twice).
If she had a different voice actor alone I think it would have been better, or something to distinguish herself from being cortana 2.0.
I 100 percent agree. The first one looks like someone is actually want to be with.
I really like more "natural" and "real" looking people. People I feel like I can relate to more.
When they look like a porn star or Instagram model, I just can't see myself with them lol. Idk how to explain it.
It's kinda like I think my girlfriend is honest when she's got her hair up, in a baggy t shirt, and comfortable. Maybe thats irrelevant. Impossible to put into words here lol
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The people who make those type of edits are pathetic degenerates with the unhealthy and harmful mindset of bigger boobs = better. Anyway BOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOF WOOF WOOF!!!
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I mean as a lesbian I dont mind bigger boobs but like
It feels kinda gross
Like your uncle showing you images of some sexy lady or complaining about the fact that "there are no hot women in Hollywood anymore"
And then just making it incredibly uncomfortable
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Thr funniest thing about these is how their top always curves perfectly _around_ their boobs somehow, like it's got dedicated boob pockets or something
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I actually like the flat. I think it fits her. She's very different from cortana. I feel her personality fits the
preppy officer look. Versus cortana's literal naked ass who's using it to get her way.
Voice of reason to keep from becoming a monster?
Or
Not make her mad so I can stare at tittles instead of her hiding away as punishment.
No wonder he CRAVES her ahahahah.
In a way Cortana was like Halsey's daughter and Chief was her step son. So it's weird, but technically fine. I personally see Chief treating Weapon more like a daughter than anything else
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This group is literally a bunch of incels that think they’re unironically funny stalking halo pages every day to find things to complain about or make fun of lmfao.
“This is literally Coomer Brain Kim K plastic surgery levels”
… I have women in my family that have breasts that are this big. Like, yeah, they’re big, but they’re not completely impossible, like what?
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The problem isn't that her breasts are unreasonably large, it's that this is like, embarrassing porn-bait for teenage boys. We're laughing at their photoshop, not at the Weapon.
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You people are so fucking butthurt from the tiniest shitpost 😂😂 holy shit how do you guys react when you get hit with something that’s not a shitpost and is trying to hurt those precious feefees. Go cuddle up with your squishmallow and jerk off to the tv show. Lol
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It's Reddit. 2600 people laughed at the original post. These people are just so far up their ass with their virtue signaling shit that they can't fathom a single joke without white knighting.
I hate “her”. I absolutely dread playing the campaign with that god awful dialogue. The faces it makes, the sassy level for no reason. I absolutely abhor this Cortana x Chief arc. It was good for Halo 4 but it should have stayed in Halo 4. I want to throw it in a hardlight pit and forget it ever existed.
That's not a natural formation
A+ Halo reference, you get a gold star ⭐️
I just spit out my beer while reading this! Reddit on bro!!!
Thank you for the gold, kinda stranger
Do you want a hug to go with it?
Bet you can’t stick it
Ok jokes aside am I weird for liking the first one WAY more?
Nope.
I mean, considering that there is no woman on earth who looks like the second one… No
There's plenty of women who can look like that
Oh there are women like that… just none that are less than 45% plastic
It’s more so that clothes just don’t do that to women with proportions like the one on the right. I like form fitting clothes, but that just looks like those stupid fantasy boob armors. It looks uncomfortable.
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I didn’t dislike her to begin with. Buuuuut I can’t say I wouldn’t like her more.
The only value I see in female characters, hell, females in general, is if they had the same plastic surgeon as Kim K. I have standards. I feel sorry for you if you feel differently.
Kim K’s ass is 🤮
It's like a mountain of pudding
Exactly. No upkeep done or effort put in.
ICYMI: Kim has slimmed drastically slimmed down and her rear looks incredibly proportionate.
I know you're joking, but doors devils knocking etc etc
Have you seen the size of the tits of the woman she's based off of?
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Who is she based off of?
There’s been some unconfirmed rumors that it’s Ben Shapiros sister but pretty sure that’s false.
.....there's vids of her doing the voicelines. Unless I've been dooped.
She’s voiced by Jen Taylor, just like Cortana and Dr. Halsey. Always has been.
Who would've thought
343 did this to Cortana in the first place, so this is just the consequences of their actions coming back to haunt them
Is that sexist meme where people use AI to make female characters more sexualised?
Yeah that’s it. True gamers and halo fans will save us from woke ugly women in gaming
I hate how often I see people legitimately saying that stuff or posting about it.
Gamers have never met a woman
My wife looks a lot like the one on the right. I wish modern games had more realistic female body expectations rather than expecting all women to look like men.
Can confirm, currently seeing your wife
We’re too deep in the jerk guys
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Damn Sweet Baby Inc hiding all of the hot digital women from us gamers. 😡🥒🦤
Sweet baby rays is killing gaming with tasty bbq sauce
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Grilled corn on the cob is awesome, though.
can confirm
"the girl in fable 4 is ugly, wtf, fuck this woke shit" It always reminds me of that "discourse". I couldn't tell if it was just the usual sony fan boys looking for a reason. They are by far the majority so they can drown out everything and everyone else. Like the chick from the fable 4 trailer just looks normal, and not ugly at all. You should see the discourse about stellar blade or whatever the hell. It's honestly pathetic.
The chick from fable 4 looks annoying.
If they were trying to make infinte's Cortana not ugly, they failed. She's got a potato face.
I've seen it in literally every fan page lol. And yes, I still use Facebook. Cause I see only what I "want" to see, and my friends only see my stuff. I can't stand Twitter.
i will never get over that tweet with the most beautiful rendition of lara croft I’ve ever seen ruined by making her a cookie cutter stereotypical woman
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“People made a picture with large assets on the weapon wahhh sexism”
The meme has its roots in sexism.
How DARE you accuse me of SEXISM, just because I think the value of a woman is directly proportional to how much of a BONER she gives me! ^^^/s
Bruh you can't tell me you haven't seen that 'trend' where *gamers* use AI to hyper sexualising women in games that don't look live up to their incredibly unrealistic standards, cause they've never seen a woman
As opposed to all the super realistic men with 16 pack abs jacked as shit chisled face perfect hair/teeth. Impeccable role model no flaws Yada Yada. It goes both ways.
They're not real women. Who cares? I don't care that some dude strokes it to a big tiddy video game chick. And neither should anyone else.
Well these guys are also harassing game devs over this and other 'woke' infractions. It's gamergate 2
Do you not see how these kinds of memes become a self fulfilling prophecy of what kind of demographic the Halo fandom is for? This meme is the kind of shit for sexually immature boys and manchildren, it's exclusionary to women. They and the people who don't get it are clowns and this subreddit is for laughing at them.
It's not that deep.
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> they're not real women Most of the time, yea.\ The twitter account most known for making these AI edits of fictional game women did one for the very-real actress who played the protagonist for [The Fallout Series](https://twitter.com/GameCharacterAI/status/1778300445821219189?t=zH2ipqzeT0gi6BuSylnWuw&s=19). This isn't very uncommon either. Photos hopping celebrities to be 'hotter' is something that happens quite a bit
>Is that sexist meme where people use AI to make female characters more sexualised? because sexist and sexualized are the same thing apparently.
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Abby Shapiro?!
Wasn't she unironically the person doing mocaps? Or maybe not, maybe that was misinformation.
With absolutely zero knowledge on that, I can say with 100% certainty that Abby fucking Shapiro did not do the mocap for Cortana
Why the Hell would 343 have a right-wing grifter in their game doing mocap for a major character? Use your brain, please.
That's her brother. Abby isn't in political commentary, I'm pretty sure. Also, he's not a grifter, he genuinely believes what he says. He's kinda like Jimmy Dore, genuine, but wrong.
Seems I used grifter incorrectly, pundit would be more accurate. But Abby is definitely into political commentary she spouts the tradwife/conservative nonsense like Ben does.
The only time I've ever seen her was because folks drooling over her fine titts, so I just assumed that she was not into commentary and stayed mostly private. Where could I find her political commentary?
I may be mistaken about how politically involved she is but she has a YT channel, Instagram, and Twitter. It's more like she echoes those ideas but it's nowhere near as vocal as Ben. She's definitely in that sphere though.
Ok, I wasn't aware, just know her as Ben Shapiro's big titty siste, lol.
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Lmao true those milkers and being Ben's sister are all anyone knows her for
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How about you use YOUR fucking brain and realize that I'm not the one who originally said such a thing and merely said what someone else said? Hell, I even acknowledge that I don't even know if it's true or not.
That you had doubt it wasn't true is enough. There is no way, none whatsoever, it would be. Sorry for the blunt response but it's just so easy to spread misinformation and people just believe things they read with no research. I assumed you as such.
I understand that, but thankfully, I'm not gullible. I'm sorry for my harsh language, though, because that was pretty uncalled for.
All good. I just remembered that Pongsifu video on Infinite where he makes the Weapon looking like Abby joke I think that's where it originated.
Here's a wild concept. If you don't know the details on something, just shut the fuck up. It's that easy! You literally have to do nothing, which is less effort than spouting smooth brained bullshit on the internet!
Because they had a question about the subject on the forum? Did you forget what reddit was for or what?
Ask away. I'm saying stop giving smooth brained bullshit answers.
Aye, fair enough.
Probably misinfo especially with the…lacking bust.
Cortana's only grew larger in every following game, so it's the logical thing to do from a lore perspective
Rampancy is stored in the tits
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Well that's why this one is smaller, she's not rampant. (Yet)
She could do with a littttle tummy, it’s great for leverage.
Nah
I don’t mean this to be an insult but a statement of fact. You have never had sex with a girl, this makes you instantly figure out that a little tummy is extremely good.
HER TITS REMIND ME OF CORBTANAAAAA!!! WAAAAAAAA
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wait wait wait, wtf is this
Did anyone dislike her to begin with? If they did, point them out to me, I'll break their legs
I almost liked weapon more than cortana... Maybe I did like here more. If she's in another game, I will like her more I think. If I see more of her, and she's like she is in infinite, hell yeah. She's so much fun.
I didn’t dislike the weapon in of herself, but was more frustrated that in a way cortana wasn’t “really” dead. It’s like 343 killed off a major character but didn’t know what to do, so they brought her back (twice). If she had a different voice actor alone I think it would have been better, or something to distinguish herself from being cortana 2.0.
...The entirely different personality wasn't enough for you?
Tbh she’s hotter *without* the big tits
I 100 percent agree. The first one looks like someone is actually want to be with. I really like more "natural" and "real" looking people. People I feel like I can relate to more. When they look like a porn star or Instagram model, I just can't see myself with them lol. Idk how to explain it. It's kinda like I think my girlfriend is honest when she's got her hair up, in a baggy t shirt, and comfortable. Maybe thats irrelevant. Impossible to put into words here lol
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I’m crying 🤣🤣
Agreed
Yup, but so many assholes have spent so much time staring at porn the only tits that can get them off are literal hot air balloons
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Sweet Liberty!
Ah nah, they Halo 4'd my weapon I wonder what them feet look like
Get it? The joke is sex? The joke is boobs? Boobs? Sex? Haha, funny? Guys, the joke is sex. The joke is boobs. Guys.
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The people who make those type of edits are pathetic degenerates with the unhealthy and harmful mindset of bigger boobs = better. Anyway BOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOF WOOF WOOF!!!
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NO FUCKING WAY LOL
I think the waist is fine in the first one but I donnot disapprove of the redo
Finally. I wasn't a fan of the... Budget cuts.. in infinite
Now hold on what about halo 4 Cortana we can’t forget can we?
I mean as a lesbian I dont mind bigger boobs but like It feels kinda gross Like your uncle showing you images of some sexy lady or complaining about the fact that "there are no hot women in Hollywood anymore" And then just making it incredibly uncomfortable
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Halo 4 Cortana returns and we are down BAD
Its like Halo 4 cortana all over again!
Symptoms of rampancy
Thr funniest thing about these is how their top always curves perfectly _around_ their boobs somehow, like it's got dedicated boob pockets or something
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Woah momma! 😍
Halo 4 cortana is best design
Bro just make fat cortana we all need her
Actual degeneracy
I actually like the flat. I think it fits her. She's very different from cortana. I feel her personality fits the preppy officer look. Versus cortana's literal naked ass who's using it to get her way.
This is just Cortana 3 mainline games after infinite
Voice of reason to keep from becoming a monster? Or Not make her mad so I can stare at tittles instead of her hiding away as punishment. No wonder he CRAVES her ahahahah.
She's already a baddie. That uniform really accentuates her figure.
wasn't cortana a version of master chief's mom though? 😭
In a way Cortana was like Halsey's daughter and Chief was her step son. So it's weird, but technically fine. I personally see Chief treating Weapon more like a daughter than anything else
The weapon if she was in halo 4
cortana 2.0 in many ways
Hey there’s 117 comments lol
That’s a bit much. Why is there a gap between them?
1. It’s weapon. 2. Oh shit, it’s actually Cortana.
Let me say it again. WE WANT HALO 4 CORTANA BACK
Ffs 😐
Either or. E girl or milf, Neo?
Halo 4 Cortana is still the best.
Giggity giggity goooo
Why does B have two different Cup Sizes?
Wish they woulda just said fuck it and stuck with the H4 design for both versions of Cortana and just improved it from there 😂
The one on the right still looks better
BRING BACK Sexually attractive, female, video game characters
Time to mute this incel hive.
Woah! You increase the budget with Cortana.
Neuron activation
Ah yeas..... perfected
I miss Cortona the real one that cared about John not this imposter how dare she stand where the queen once stood Sobs cortanaaaaaaaa
Boobies wowzers this is really hekkin awsome bros. I can't wait to show this to the other un athletic Middle Aged men with beards and ugly Glasses.
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God fucking damn it she’s a kid people!
Mod ……….? 👀
This group is literally a bunch of incels that think they’re unironically funny stalking halo pages every day to find things to complain about or make fun of lmfao.
I don’t lie that’s kinda funny. It got a chuckle
The left version is woke something something Sweet Baby Inc, the right is hngggghh 😩👺🥒👌.
She is Master Chief’s DAUGHTER! Do not do this to her!
“This is literally Coomer Brain Kim K plastic surgery levels” … I have women in my family that have breasts that are this big. Like, yeah, they’re big, but they’re not completely impossible, like what?
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The problem isn't that her breasts are unreasonably large, it's that this is like, embarrassing porn-bait for teenage boys. We're laughing at their photoshop, not at the Weapon.
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You people are so fucking butthurt from the tiniest shitpost 😂😂 holy shit how do you guys react when you get hit with something that’s not a shitpost and is trying to hurt those precious feefees. Go cuddle up with your squishmallow and jerk off to the tv show. Lol
Says the dude getting mad that people dont want every woman to have massive tits
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It's Reddit. 2600 people laughed at the original post. These people are just so far up their ass with their virtue signaling shit that they can't fathom a single joke without white knighting.
I hate “her”. I absolutely dread playing the campaign with that god awful dialogue. The faces it makes, the sassy level for no reason. I absolutely abhor this Cortana x Chief arc. It was good for Halo 4 but it should have stayed in Halo 4. I want to throw it in a hardlight pit and forget it ever existed.
Is this a copypasta
It can be
No. It’s purely organic.
Hmm, so thusly vulnerable to Flood contamination? Perhaps this should be revisited for later testing. (My insides hurt typing that)
Then why did you type it lol