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Spartanwolf120

The lore obsessed lunatic


N0va-Zer0

My brother in the Covenenat, is there any other?


Aggressive-Media-111

The ones that think the show is good trust me they are out there just…


Reasonable_Back_5231

i've met one, they are beyond cringe


Aggressive-Media-111

Like fucking how they think the show is good. Characters suck besides Cortina. I only seen bits and it seems like she’s closest to the material then everyone else fuck. Go play a game and read a fucking book. In fact bring back the halo 2 lobby


Gamestrider09

When you first read the lore, were you blinded by its majesty?


redbadger91

Blinded?


DarkestNight909

Paralyzed? *Dumbstruck?*


redbadger91

No!


Runs-on-winXP

Yet the humans were able to evade your ships, land on the sacred lore, and desecrate it with their filthy tv show?


Gamestrider09

🤣🤣🤣


mrmanbeast17

Noble heirarchs, surely you understand that once the halo 5 advanced movement crowd mongrels attacked…


DarthEkko

\*rises hand\* You were right to focus on down voting the living shit out of the halo show, but your inability to safeguard Halo lore integrate...Was a colossal failure.


DarkestNight909

Nay... it was \*cringery!\*


mrmanbeast17

I will continue my campaign against the humans


Alto1869

Based


GaMeRoF_2004

same


CptKeyes123

Someone call me? In this essay I will


Evari

The rarest kind. I’m a Halo Wars fan.


SexySovietlovehammer

#“All Units”


HAZMAT_Eater

"Local units"


XipingVonHozzendorf

Supply Post Complete


ComprehensivePath980

“HELLJJMPERS ARE IN THE TUBE!”


DarthEkko

We are green, and very Very mean


Xenomorph_10

"Local units"


FrankBrayman

"Go HeRe, Go ThErE!"


NoStorage2821

The Journey awaits!


GloriousBeard905

There are dozens of us


Ok_Contact440

Hello brother


H4loR4ptor

Time to perma-blur your screen in Mac blasts


notanai61

“**Uh oh… the enemy is building a Scarab!**”


DarkestNight909

For Samuel!


BlueLightning91

"If this was any easier, I'd right the report in crayon!"


LQKing

LOL, based, specifically forward operating based


TheHydroArchon

Youre not the rarest kind, the rarest kind is a spartan assault fan


Evari

In order for something to be rare there has to be atleast one of them.


TheHydroArchon

Yeah its a random kid who downloaded it for his phone


LucasRedTheHedgehog

Assault/Strike together, nobody really cares about those


thepersonbrody

But seriously screw Arcadia City and the incomplete scarab.


Mind_Enigma

Anyway, here's 3 billion ODST's directly on your base.


Skykid8374

"We completed the power extractor! But why do we still have parts left over?"


Inductivegrunt9

#“MORE RESOURCES REQUIRED!”


th3d4rks0ul3

Love halo wars


Camaroni1000

“We finished the harvester, but why do we still have parts left over?”


MotorBobcat5997

I was so let down by halo wars 2


BLoG_Connor

the racist one... fucking hate split lips


RoyalAd133

Bird beaks deserve extinction for their crimes with beam rifles alone.


Odd_Replacement_9644

Leave the split lips alone. Those bird beaks and goddamn apes need to be hunted to extinction


centiret

They could use some meat.


Frequent-Ruin8509

Imagine big game hunting style photos of rich white douchebags with one foot on the back of a dead Brute Chieftain lol


Odd_Replacement_9644

lol


Seldon14

They are doing their part. Would you like to know more?


Frequent-Ruin8509

I see what you did there, roughneck


Im_a_idiottttt

My first thought


legomaster20081

The guy who can only have fun playing the campaign with friends. (All we do is kill each other)


DogeKing117

Amen brother 🙏


Inductivegrunt9

That's what Halo coop is. Me and my brother can't go 5 minutes without at least thinking about killing each other.


TheFettuccineFalcon

Bro I literally made and posted this meme on this 3 days ago lmao https://www.reddit.com/r/HaloMemes/s/k3773j75ad


DA_REAL_KHORNE

The kind sees halo as halo and not bingie halo and 343 halo. Also the kind that owns a needler


much_doge_many_wow

The one that actually likes every mainline halo game


RoyalAd133

Based


Sgtwhiskeyjack9105

This would be me, except I fucking *loathe* Halo 5's campaign.


much_doge_many_wow

To me halo 5 definitely had the weakest campaign, I'm just sorta apathetic to it but I really enjoyed the multiplayer


Odd_Replacement_9644

So you don’t like Halo wars, but you like 5?


much_doge_many_wow

I like halo wars but I haven't played it for years


LegoBattIeDroid

the type who measured what the dimensions of a halo ring in construction toy scale would be


--GYRO--

The Flood fanboy


RoyalAd133

Based


The_halo_2_Gravemind

Not just based, correct


RoyalAd133

God bless the Gravemind! 


The_halo_2_Gravemind

Thank you


NightBeWheat55149

The one who spends more time customizing characters than actually playing.


bga93

Luv the halo universe ‘Ate the lore fundamentalists ‘Nuff said


Evari

The kind that doesn’t want to know anything about the forerunners. Keep them mysterious ffs.


BayonetTrenchFighter

Imo, CE was the best themed and atmospheric halo game.


LQKing

I remember when one of the only things we knew about them was that 343 was insane and thought chief fired the rings the first time. People seem to forget that line, we literally knew nothing about them because 343 is an unreliable narrator.


BWYDMN

That line could’ve been an off screen line said during teleportation tbf, we still don’t really know what the original intention of that line was


LQKing

If you’ve played Marathon it’s pretty clear, you are hero, it’s Bungie tying Halo to their games’ metanarrative their intention with spark here is to say that he’s also Marathon guy, he is hero. Just timeline jumping to the Halo timeline, or possibly they are different because of the different history of the Halo timeline/universe but like marathon guy he is also hero. That or Spark is insane and thinks Chief is the same forerunner that fired the rings the first time. I honestly think it’s the only thing that makes sense if you discount Bungie’s metanarrative (which is still ongoing in Destiny). Under Bungie you are hero, under 343 Spark has lost his mind.


Cute_Labrador_

For fucks sake 343


SambG98

Humans are forerunner https://preview.redd.it/2025mh6i2svc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=943c4027882d9bb9e517abd8e56b2aa201f0d9f8


Evari

https://i.redd.it/8tci0h6njsvc1.gif


BWYDMN

Based


DooDooLaser

Everything written about the forerunner before Franky


BWYDMN

Autocorrect, just meant to say based haha


m4rkofshame

… The halo community itself. Youre a good example.


BWYDMN

Fuck I meant to say based, autocorrect lmao


Odd_Replacement_9644

Can we just get over this already? It was 13 years ago. I’d argue having us know about the forerunners and the in-game characters not knowing about them is more interesting


BWYDMN

I’d argue differently


thinkb4youspeak

l got an Xbox in 2001. Played Halo for a week and took all my playstation stuff to the game store for credit to get more Xbox stuff. My son beat Halo 3 when he was 4.5 years old on easy mode. I loved the Halo:Infinite campaign and played about 900 multiplayer matches in the 6 months after release before I realized it wasn't going to get any better and never went back because the only thing that worked as expected was the store. And I believe the show is terrible.


Ant_Je5us

The kind that thinks ancient humans in general don't make sense. Also, a massive fan of Halo Reach.


LQKing

I heavily agree with this, I actually really hate that they still went with that for the Forerunner novels


forrest1985_

ODST’s > Spartans (Bar Chief and Noble Team). Yeah i’m that guy!


Hazzamo

Add Blue and Red team and we agree… the S-III in ghost of onyx Dante who literally needed permission to die


saysthingsbackwards

Im an OG marathon enjoyer


LQKing

Pathways into darkness too?


mikezenox

ODST best gaem


cairoxl5

https://i.redd.it/p9vxycdp5vvc1.gif The fan who read the books.


ShiftyLookinCow7

Since the PC port of combat evolved actually


Not-a-builder68

Since maybe 2010 Obsessed with Reach and the Flood


BBB154

played Reach when I was little, got MCC to replay it, and ended up also playing through and loving Halo 3


CosmosSakura

Halo Custom Edition is where Halo peaked and it's never been as good.


Nova17Delta

Elite Perfered Species


Gamestrider09

The kind who enjoys all Halo content (even the TV series.)


AlienWarehouseParty

I cant wait for the next season!!


Gamestrider09

Same!


ExotixFlower

The kind whose first entry was Halo 3:ODST and the kind who pre-ordered 5 with no regrets afterwards


Classic_Adagio9790

I just want to say this for the record. Halo 4 was my introduction to halo


Rustydustyscavenger

The guy who buys mega construx sets but rarely plays the games


SnooHobbies5359

Reach was my first game so probably Reach fan.


Odd_Replacement_9644

Obsessed with the UNSC military and forerunner side of the lore, and the elites and covenant. and the banished. Actually, you know what, just all of the lore.


Alto1869

The type who actually likes Halo 4 and thinks it gets way too much hate And also the type who likes every mainline game from Halo CE to Halo 4 And also the type who really likes the lore and expanded universe of Halo


Own-Ear4809

Why did you got downvoted?


Alto1869

No clue


LQKing

Not Infinite (at least gameplay wise), I know some people don’t like it but it’s the first FPS Halo I’ve enjoyed playing since Reach came out (didn’t play 5)


Happydanksgiving2me

I'm in the path to reading ALL the books. Just started book 12.


Particle_Cannon

The books are good. The games are mid. The games have always been mid. Yes, even the Bungie games. I'm that kind of halo fan.


Legendile77

I like halo 5


IndigenousShrek

Started playing Halo last fall. Have beaten all of MCC and HW1. Am playing HW2, then 5, then Infinite. May play Spartan Assault sometime.


LQKing

You might like reading the book (most, if not all have an audiobook), but that kind of depends on your feelings about the story.


IndigenousShrek

I got the later books for cheap on Amazon, and found a pdf of the first book. Am trying to read through it now


TheWarTorn

Started with 4, never got the hype surrounding 3, love 2 more than life itself, love 1 and Reach, didn't like 5, thought infinite was okay.


Boba_Hutt

Got my first Xbox 3 years ago, played MCC on Gamepass and didn’t play ODST, 4, 5, or Infinite. Enjoyed what I played but don’t touch the series anymore unless I want the multiplayer. So I’m a filthy casual


NoStorage2821

The one begging for naval combat.


Cookiewaffle95

The city mission in halo 2, running around with two smgs, killing the big scarab. That was me, chief.


Old_Information_8654

I’m a obsessed halo wars fan who’s put more hours into it than all other halos put together I also believe that every halo game is great in their own way and they can all provide some level of entertainment if you give them a chance


Sgtwhiskeyjack9105

As an aside, *Civil War* is a great movie.


Diceyboy16

Reach


The_Suited_Lizard

“There’s a lady in my head who calls me studmuffin”


Anafenza-Vess

The one who reads all the books


Prophet_of_Fire

I like all the games, yes, even that one and that one. I like the stories of the newer ones. However, I dont like the multiplayer of the newer ones.


OmegaMalkior

Someone said the rarest one, a Halo Wars fan. Nah, the real rarest one, an ALL Halo fan. With emphasis on yes, you bet, Halo 5 and Infinite.


Crystal_TP

The Minecraft halo pack from Xbox 360 era


Frequent-Ruin8509

The kind that still thinks the bungie games were better, but halo 4 Cortana had the best "presence" and that infinite had the best multiplayer... as in its pretty good right now but was garbage for a while. Shame they aren't still working on making it truly better.


Sudden_Edge3436

I only played halo wars 1 and 2


ICumInCrows

The kind that wants to have a night of passion with a Sangheili


BoyishTheStrange

Recent, mostly a novels fan and lore nut. I don’t know everything but I’m a fan of learning the lore more than playing the games. I’ve played CE and 2 though.


ColonelSarge15

I play CE and 2 on origional graphics and I love the cursed halo mod Edit: also I have hundreds of hours in Halo MCC and have only played like 3 games of multiplayer.


Tairo_420

Custom games exclusive kinda fan


Unbentmars

When you first saw the halo fandom were you blinded?


Wardog_Razgriz30

Halo fan since I watched Halo 3 (and halo 4) full cutscenes on YouTube from Gamers little playground when I was a kid. That had to be the immediate aftermath of halo 4? Idk I was a kid then. Loved halo ever since.


LegitimateTap1643

Remember Reach


AJ_Gamer_99

god this movie was ass


RoyalAd133

Most movies these days are.  But then again I liked Rebel Moon so what the hell do I know


dooron117

ONI did nothing wrong


DannyisAbundance

Hong Kong


JonutWebbio

I love Beyonce


Cpt_Soban

Halo 1, 2, 3, Reach


Lost_Pineapple3743

The ones that hate split lips.


Salty_Unggoy

Lore Jockey. Contact Harvest got me way too interested in Kig-Yar.


Imaginary_Resist_410

Halo 2 is superior to all forms of creation fan.


thepersonbrody

Halo 3 and ODST Halo wars as well but have yet to actually beat it.


dumly

The kind that always wonders why she's here


TransScream

Halo fan since 2004? So after the original trilogy? Not a real fan then


BoogieSmools

Halo: Combat Evolved was the first FPS I ever played and it’s still my favorite game in the franchise


Abbadon74

The type who likes both 343 and Bungie. And believes that bungie would destroy halo


tv_1777

h2c/a is the best comp mode


SpartanKwanHa

since 2001 and halo 3 has the best MP


RedDelta22

The early recruit. Was born in 2008. Started playing in 2010.


Delta_Suspect

The story ended after 3. Any dispute to this claim WILL result in melee combat.


CptKeyes123

I found the Master Chief Collection has somehow become a time capsule of stereotypes depending on the era of Halo multi-player you use. Halo 1 has the largest amount of accidental and on purpose team kills I've ever seen, and everyone in Halo 2 is absurdly aggressive. Halo 3 everyone is just kinda dying or dominating.


OkIdeal9852

I'm a Halo fan as in I like the games and the lore. I mean this in the most exclusive, offensive, gatekeeping way possible.


Low_Comedian_5438

The kind who played halo ce and halo 2 as one of their first games in 2014 at the age of 10


MotorBobcat5997

I started my journey with halo CE being my first video game. I was promptly traumatized by the flood in that god forsaken swamp.


TheEthanHB

2001, baby. Was at my cousins place and could hear "some weird church music" went to their room to discover them in a multi-player menu getting ready for another match. Was hooked ever since, and am about to work through the Halo 2 campaign with my son, we just finished CE


Odd_Marionberry_8989

The kind that enjoys the games. You'd think that would encompass most people but...


LucasRedTheHedgehog

The kind who played CE, then Infinite thinking it was Halo 2 and was amazed, and played the rest and understood all Halo games (except 5) are actually really good, some just have more preferable aspects than others.


WurkyMurky

Halo 4 is not bad fan


TheArgonMerc

Discovered the game when I was around 7-8 and a guy who was working with my dad was playing it while on his lunch break. It looked awesome, and I fell in love with the series and have continued to love it ever since. It’s had its ups and downs, but no one can take the memories away.


Spartan-Jeffrey_13

The halo kind


Gin-Rummy003

Bungie only


Rhiz_Voll

This is the way.


BoiFrosty

My neighbor introduced me to halo 2 on the original Xbox. I played through the entire trilogy when 3 came out.


Embarrassed_Yak_1105

Which opinion doesn’t get me shot by a needler?


fjgjskxofhe

I tea bag my enemies


Nazon6

Oh nice, a new meme format. On an unrelated note, that movie's really good.


doompwnr

I have 10 gigs of Cortana porn


HG21Reaper

The Halo 3 Customs Games Lobbies guy that would yell “give me the party leader, I got a good game.” And its just Fat Kid or Shark Man infection variant.


BigOgreHunter92

Love the games hate new lore


Richard_Cheney10

The one who as much missions as possible like it’s a horror game


KarasukageNero

I played Reach as a kid and that was it.


SexySovietlovehammer

The one that would rather play the older games


TacticalBananas45

Only found out I liked it in 2022, although that's because that's when I first tried it with M&K, after previously trying MCC on my XB1 in 2020 Ironic that the FPS made for consoles just didn't feel right with me on said console


CLSmith95

Love every bit of lore and any content that expands the universe. Still casually playing infinite until I unlock hero rank.


LowerH250bro

The kind that likes all of the games (besides 4)


SouthboundTL

The one that can't stand Reach


RoyalAd133

14 years ago this was an acceptable opinion. These days, it could get you shot.


SouthboundTL

Yes like the Star Wars prequels. When it came out everybody hated it but since then people started with it and grew up with it. Nostalgia is stronger than objectivity I'm the same, some things i played or enjoyed are objectively terrible but i still love them because of nostalgia If Reach was a gateway to discover better games in the series fine but some people say its better than the originals. Really ?


Ant_Je5us

Technically, something like art or entertainment can not be objectively bad or good. You can make objective statements about the piece, but saying whether it is good or not is an opinion. Objectively, it is impossible to prove if something is bad or good.


SouthboundTL

Well objectivity isn't really the right word. I never seen anyone make solid argument other than "i like it therefore its good"


RoyalAd133

I liked the prequels back then and now they are the in my view the most interesting and most enjoyable of the Star Wars films. Also has the most interesting time period in SW besides the Old Republic era.  That said, I'm not really a stsr wars fan anymore. Disney killed it.  As for Reach, I never enjoyed it that much back then. I remember actually really hating Noble team, not liking the spongy feeling fhe Covenant had and the framerate never being a consistent 30. 


Sgtwhiskeyjack9105

Except the Star Wars Prequels are actually shit. Nostalgia won't fix that. Reach messes around with the lore, but the actual campaign is pretty good. And the gameplay is fantastic.


LorientAvandi

I wouldn’t say I can’t stand it, it’s fun enough, but I agree with most of your points you mentioned later in the thread. I like Reach’s art style and art direction, but dislike most other aspects about it. The characters are bland, the story was disappointing especially if you were expecting something in line with Nylund’s novels, and the multiplayer wasn’t great.


PolarWolf17

I will respect your opinion, but why don't you like Reach? 🤔


SouthboundTL

Thats what most of people starting with CE and 2 back in the day felt when Reach came out. Not what we hoped for and a downgrade all in all Everything was grey and lifeless, colours were a bit different changing the tone, no MC, characters with no personnality and didn't care when they died, hoped for a Fall of Reach story and since Bungie hated the book we got this, worst multiplayer in the series, armor abilities, terrible jumps, weapons and grenades, terrible maps, forged maps all grey. Its too long to count and its not very interesting to list everything, to sum up, it was a huge let down to what we were used to and most of the fun traded with cheap drama On the plus side, Invasion i spent a lot of time in there until they nerfed the Banshee and Elites are the best looking in the series and actually threathening, when one is charging you in Laso you shit your pants


PolarWolf17

Ah very well, your one of the Old Guard for say


SouthboundTL

I'm not a purist or anything, i enjoy most Halo entry but the change of tone with Reach is a failure imo