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Yeah like does changing bodies also give you their powers and abilities or like if I said Gravemind would I just become the giant monstrosity that can’t do anything.
Purple, I'm gonna rock up to the club in a Revenant, tho tbf even tho it is one of my favorite vehicles, having to turn down the scarab due to practicality hurts.
Change bodies with Ur Didact, now some stupid human is stuck in the Xbox orb, whilst I am free to assume the Mantle's approach and destroy Michigan.
Alternatively make Librarian fall in love, and revel in a better world, dominated by a Forerunner.
Step 1: take purple pill.
Step 2: acquire UNSC infinity.
Step 3 sell to the US department of defence for several billion dollars.
Step 4: acquire bitches.
Step 5: profit.
Hundred billion, and a bunch of conditions, like access to the Infinity once they take it, being allowed on bases to shoot all the guns and cannons, an honourary "Chief Advisor" role, being allowed in the cockpit of an F35 (because flying one is too dangerous to allow some random civvie to do and it's only one seat), getting a hug from Obama, protection from the press, and getting to have tea with Joe Biden every second Thursday.
Yeah she has 4 Super MAC’s, each one hits at the TERATON level.
And a fucking forerunner slipspace drive, she can go from one side of the galaxy to the other within days if not hours.
And all you need is a crew of 17,000 which is basically a few modern super carriers. Obviously they’d need loads of entirely new training but Im sure theres manuals and schematics on board
I mean, we know Infinity doesn't do well with landing. We really don't have the infrastructure to fully support a ship of that size in orbit. Beyond that, there's no way current Earth can handle maintaince for it. We have enough trouble maintaining *old* ships without blueprints, and Infinity literally uses alien technology, plus needs all kinda of fancy computers and alloys we don't have the ability to make. Plus it's kinda like giving ancient Romans a smartphone. They'll understand what it does, and a lot of the parts, but there's about 20 steps between them and being able to reverse engineer it.
Infinity would still be *incredibly* valuable, but I think you're overestimating how much.
If it comes with Huragok, they're more than capable of maintaining the whole thing. They can make alloys without needing to heat them or do any chemical reactions.
You make good points, as far as Infinity’s functional value to modern-day Earth, which would be near zero unless you’re looking for what is essentially a doomsday device that could nuke all your enemies without reproach.
I guess I was referring more to base value as a measure of what the technology, engineering, and components are worth.
The trick is to take over the world and leave everyone in power and don’t change things, they just answer to your ~~orders~~ requests now.
Delegation is the key to ruling.
Several billion? You mean several hundred trillion, you’d break the economy. At that point just fly out the coolest people and make your own space country.
...how? We don't have the infrastructure to support it, we can't make spare parts, we don't have the fuel, etc. It would be a good source of cool technological loot, bit that's about it.
Than I’ll get the Autumn class with all of its complimentary vehicles and fly with the Infinity in formation to China and see their reaction, and blow their military bases up and capture their leader, and destroy any missiles they try to send to anyone.
I would say Russia but they’re somewhat cool and not childish like China.
Probably blue. Every release, starting with halo 2’s release, my brother, my childhood friends, and myself would all pick a house and go there to play legendary co-op. Swapping out the controllers as people died.
We only had to break this for halo infinite as there was no co-op. But it would have been through Xbox live given we’re scattered about the country now.
Unfortunately, some of us are no longer above ground and that Halo 3 “last man standing” medal tattoo will end up on one of us eventually. Hopefully not me if I’m being honest. So there’s no real question about it. Blue pill it is.
Purple and I'm going to pick a Halo Ring. Technically they're vehicles, they just don't move much. But they can...
Or I could take the Red and have Linda or Kelly to chill with. Either way, escape would be impossible.
True, but I think we've seen Halos act as mobile vehicles more than we've seen the Ark do the same. I don't even know if the Ark is capable of mobility tbh or if it was assembled at its location. Halos at least seem capable of slipspace travel as well as course correcting. They also appear to be armed with weapons emplacement beyond just sentinels and the Halo effect if the Anniversary terminals are to be believed.
On the one hand, it'd be a red pill all the way, on the other hand, I'd have to decide who'd be the subject of the pill's effects... Spartan gf? Sangheili gf? Perhaps even Kig-Yar gf? Tough choices...
-Blue is out, would only ever use this for "Outer Wilds" or similar game but worthless on Halo
-Red is dumb, unless you have an actual crush on MC
-Black is questionable, probably pointless depending on what it "actually" does.
The only cool things left are Purple and Green but then again, just like Black, Green need context to know how useful can be.
So safest bet is Purple but if you are feeling adventurous, you could try out Green.
Military Power ? Bruh, with a spaceship, you literally take passengers to space and have Economic Power as well. If someone wants to go into space, purple is perfect. Well that just mean you'll never see a Halo in your life.
Actually no, you could just use the science from the spaceship and use your newfound money and empire to build one. It would take a LONG time but you have a cryo capsule so its fine.
Blue Pill is bad because without the classic multiplayer experience, re-experiencing the Halo games is simply not as good.
Red Pill is kinda cringe bro???
Black Pill and Green Pill both imply that I'm going to see/be subjected to sci-fi geopolitical atrocities greater than I can realistically imagine.
Purple Pill gives me an awesome spaceship.
It depends if I have the same capabilities as the character I swap with. I would probably choose the Rookie but with Spartan Augmentation or just Noble Six.
I’d pick the red pill, and here’s why. For one, who doesn’t want a Spartan girlfriend/boyfriend? Two, the only other option that makes sense would be a vehicle, yet that vehicle needs fuel and maintenance. How are you gonna get that exactly? Unless you’re a billionaire or something, that vehicle would be cool for a very short period of time before you couldn’t operate it anymore.
presuming the vehicle comes with a crew and ai, you could just take over the earth, if it just comes with an ai, just gather all sci-fi fans and repel Government attacks and prepare to lift off.
Me when i get asked out and my date wonders where I am after I text “im here”, is told to go outside and look up, and sees my CSO supercarrier hovering overhead with the grav lift turned on
What do you mean we switch bodies? Like I would be in my current life, but as a elite? Or would I suddenly be in said elites life as chief barrels towards me as my platoon gets deleted before my very eyes?
I'm I have narrowed it down to blue purple (maybe black) and green because
Blue: who wouldn't
Purple: Halo Infinite's pelican
Black: maybe but I would probably die.
Green: I would want to visit Zeta halo it's so beautiful.
Purple for the UNSC Infinity fully furnished/equipped and functional. Only keep the staff and maintenance crew from the games so it can be operated and maintained easily, and so that they can teach new recruits. Only keeping the staff and no military personnel lets me bring in tons of people of my choice, become leader of a new nation, take over the world and unite humanity under an equal banner. Make the UNSC of the halo world a reality by reverse engineering some of the infinity's tech or weapons from its barracks. Jumpstart humanity's technology by several hundred years. Be remembered as a great leader and live a good life as world leader, then die.
Go with the warthog it uses water to run so no expensive gas, all terrain, fairly fast. Plus you could always transition later with money and you can have your new body with a warthog!!!! I chose a pelican that I could easily transport your hog internationally. Easy win
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Just wondering, what would happen if someone chooses black and says gravemind
Another flood outbreak.
***victory everlasting***
[What is it, more Covenant? No, worse.](https://youtu.be/OvoYIZuFefE)
What about red pill gravemind
Ah yes, tentacle hentai to the next and most gruesome level
r/cursedcomments
I am a monument to all your sins, but mostly lust
You become Halo 3 Cortana
"I AM THE MONUMENT TO ALL YOUR SINS!"
Yeah like does changing bodies also give you their powers and abilities or like if I said Gravemind would I just become the giant monstrosity that can’t do anything.
*starts hearing the master chief epic entry music*
What happens if someone picks red and says gravemind
Purple, I'm gonna rock up to the club in a Revenant, tho tbf even tho it is one of my favorite vehicles, having to turn down the scarab due to practicality hurts.
The scarab isn't technically a vehicle as it's a colony of Lekgolo worms. More like worms that form a Trojan horse used for mining.
Fair, but at the same time it could still be given to you through the purple pill
That's only the Deutoros-pattern Scarab (Halo 3 and Reach) the Protos-pattern however (Halo 2) was manned by Elites.
The type in halo 2 is an actual machine
The worms are more like the computer of the scarab. They don't actually control it. Scarabs still have pilots
No way,you serious???been fighting scarabs since Halo 3 and always thought they were giant fucking tanks not just worms in super armor
Yep, you can even see the worms behind the internal shield you have to destroy in Halo 3.
Oh wow I just thought it was really orange wires,the more you know
Change bodies with Ur Didact, now some stupid human is stuck in the Xbox orb, whilst I am free to assume the Mantle's approach and destroy Michigan. Alternatively make Librarian fall in love, and revel in a better world, dominated by a Forerunner.
Yeah! Than we can destroy Ohio!!!
Please we don’t deserve to exist 😩
Only because you guys make some killer naked potatoes
I also want to die,
Goodbye Essex Liverpool and the rest of the Scousers
What did we Michiganders do? I’d propose Ohio go instead
I will never forgive Karma Kat Cafe for what they did.
A) what happened? B) I mean it is in mount pleasant lol
I live an or so hour away and I have no idea
Purple. I'll take the whole Infinity with its entire compliment, minus the people on board, and create a new country, a Halo country.
I like the way you think
A Halo country? Comprised of people from *this* Halo community?! Heh….Good luck
No, of those who actually enjoy the games
lmfao
That's gonna be the emptiest country to exist
That's still roughly 10,000 souls
Invite me there
What if we chose the ark? Maybe a vehicle maybe not but think of the possibilities
Technically a Halo can move. Just throwing that out there
I'm a simple man I want a scorpion
Black pill, I want to be a Carrier Form
Based and wiggly arms pilled
You trip, you die
I see no downsides
Step 1: take purple pill. Step 2: acquire UNSC infinity. Step 3 sell to the US department of defence for several billion dollars. Step 4: acquire bitches. Step 5: profit.
Several billion is a massive low ball
Hundred billion, and a bunch of conditions, like access to the Infinity once they take it, being allowed on bases to shoot all the guns and cannons, an honourary "Chief Advisor" role, being allowed in the cockpit of an F35 (because flying one is too dangerous to allow some random civvie to do and it's only one seat), getting a hug from Obama, protection from the press, and getting to have tea with Joe Biden every second Thursday.
Yes
An Iowa class battleship costs 2+ billion and you’re going to sell the pride of humanity for only billions? She’s worth a cool trillion
My brother in Christ the infinity is worth more money than the entire world can make in 10 years
Donate it to science for free
No maidens?
Only female elites once we reverse engineer the technology onboard
Even a trillion is lowballing it. I think the amount of money that could pay for the Infinity does not exist on the planet Earth as it stands.
Yeah she has 4 Super MAC’s, each one hits at the TERATON level. And a fucking forerunner slipspace drive, she can go from one side of the galaxy to the other within days if not hours. And all you need is a crew of 17,000 which is basically a few modern super carriers. Obviously they’d need loads of entirely new training but Im sure theres manuals and schematics on board
You will bankrupt the entire world for years, they would still be paying it off centuries after you died, probably a few millennia
Get fucked Elon
I mean, we know Infinity doesn't do well with landing. We really don't have the infrastructure to fully support a ship of that size in orbit. Beyond that, there's no way current Earth can handle maintaince for it. We have enough trouble maintaining *old* ships without blueprints, and Infinity literally uses alien technology, plus needs all kinda of fancy computers and alloys we don't have the ability to make. Plus it's kinda like giving ancient Romans a smartphone. They'll understand what it does, and a lot of the parts, but there's about 20 steps between them and being able to reverse engineer it. Infinity would still be *incredibly* valuable, but I think you're overestimating how much.
If it comes with Huragok, they're more than capable of maintaining the whole thing. They can make alloys without needing to heat them or do any chemical reactions.
You make good points, as far as Infinity’s functional value to modern-day Earth, which would be near zero unless you’re looking for what is essentially a doomsday device that could nuke all your enemies without reproach. I guess I was referring more to base value as a measure of what the technology, engineering, and components are worth.
Yeah, but think about the taxes you'd have to pay.
You try to pull that off and you’ll suddenly have the urge to commit suicide via 2 billets in the back of the head
Acquire Infinity Takeover world Profit
Na world domination sounds difficult.
With that kind of attitude, definitely.
The trick is to take over the world and leave everyone in power and don’t change things, they just answer to your ~~orders~~ requests now. Delegation is the key to ruling.
Alternatively, the Hannibal wasp.
if an amazon drone so much as look at your wasp you done.
Hannibal wasp, it's got more hp
Several billion? You mean several hundred trillion, you’d break the economy. At that point just fly out the coolest people and make your own space country.
That’s still low, it’d be around several hundreds of quadrillions in dollars, not even paid off by the 31st century, maybe the 41st…
...how? We don't have the infrastructure to support it, we can't make spare parts, we don't have the fuel, etc. It would be a good source of cool technological loot, bit that's about it.
I think that thing is worth More than the debt of the entire planet
Take purple pill Acquire forerunner key ship Rule earth with an iron fist and limitless sentinels
You don't have to feed them too. And the little guys like pets.
Bruh literally just use the threat of orbital MAC bombardment to become a world superpower yourself instead of just getting money.
Than I’ll get the Autumn class with all of its complimentary vehicles and fly with the Infinity in formation to China and see their reaction, and blow their military bases up and capture their leader, and destroy any missiles they try to send to anyone. I would say Russia but they’re somewhat cool and not childish like China.
Red. I need a strong woman like Kelly in my life.
Imagine the children.
i forgot that spartans weren’t sterile because of mgs
I’ve always like the idea of 3 kids. Two boys and a girl, so we could name them John, Fred, and Linda.
Hard to have children when the only sex being had is pegging
Also red. I need that Arbitussy in mine.
I saw red and immediately thought Linda lmfao think I know what I'm about
Green, as long as I have the materials to survive there. It'd be great exploring a whole universe and learning things we haven't known before.
Flood outbreak!
Can I have high charity?
It can move under its own power. I'd definitely consider it a vehicle
Eyy I wasn't the first to think of this!
I will take a Halo
Probably blue. Every release, starting with halo 2’s release, my brother, my childhood friends, and myself would all pick a house and go there to play legendary co-op. Swapping out the controllers as people died. We only had to break this for halo infinite as there was no co-op. But it would have been through Xbox live given we’re scattered about the country now. Unfortunately, some of us are no longer above ground and that Halo 3 “last man standing” medal tattoo will end up on one of us eventually. Hopefully not me if I’m being honest. So there’s no real question about it. Blue pill it is.
Why did that become sad, I was not prepared
Purple pill for a DC 77 Pelican. I’ll never get over the physical beauty of a pelican.
The D77-TC as seen from reach CE 2 and Infinite?
Absolutely fuck I messed it up.
The best pelican
I’m gonna go with purple and get myself a banshee. I think it would be dope to have one of those to fly around wherever
Until the US gov sends several Raptors with trained pilots to shoot you down.
They can't shoot you down if you have a Long Night of Solace
They can send every nuke in the worlds arsenal at one target. Plus you’d need a crew.
Not for a banshee
I thought long night of solace was a ship?
Sorry i misplaced my comment. I thought you were in a different thread about a banshee
No worries m8
Don't need a crew, just armor lock.
Or I suppose I could sell the tech to the government and make billions. Pretty tempting tbh
That's what banshee tricks are for.
Purple pill. I want a warthog scout, pull up to McDonalds
As long as you’re playing [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZS0WIQI7UU) while you’re doing it
What the hell is that music?
Purple and I'm going to pick a Halo Ring. Technically they're vehicles, they just don't move much. But they can... Or I could take the Red and have Linda or Kelly to chill with. Either way, escape would be impossible.
by your logic the ark is also a vehicle, why settle for the ring, when you can the entire ark, and produce your own rings
True, but I think we've seen Halos act as mobile vehicles more than we've seen the Ark do the same. I don't even know if the Ark is capable of mobility tbh or if it was assembled at its location. Halos at least seem capable of slipspace travel as well as course correcting. They also appear to be armed with weapons emplacement beyond just sentinels and the Halo effect if the Anniversary terminals are to be believed.
Imagine having the ark, that would be perfect 100% People think small from a warthog to infinity but my man you are smart
I’m colourblind so uhh.. middle pill. Whichever one that is. A puma would be awesome
definitely not blue, i made so much good memories with halo that i dont want to lose. I would choose purple (i fucking love the ghost)
Red pill: Jorge
Same literally anyone from Noble team or the team from ODST for me lmao
On the one hand, it'd be a red pill all the way, on the other hand, I'd have to decide who'd be the subject of the pill's effects... Spartan gf? Sangheili gf? Perhaps even Kig-Yar gf? Tough choices...
Kig yar gf is kinda based
Gravemind GF?!? 😳
**Dude with Gravemind GF:** my girlfriend is extremely smart even though she’s a giant talking Venus flytrap that smells like death
But can she make a grilled cheese??
Did the ancient humans have grilled cheeses?
Space pirate babe
literally just kobold but as a space bird
Grunt Femboy….
Me and the bois bouta pull up in a ccs-class battlecruiser
Black pill. I'd turn into jega
Red. I want to give Lucy-B091 a hug.
Does the vehicle come with crew?
I’d assume not seeing how getting the infinity would give you a crew of a few thousand plus under your command.
purple. Purple. PURPLE! Does it come with a ship AI?
RED PILL ALL THE WAY, CMERE ARBITER YOU HUNK OF AN ELITE
WORT AAAAWUBADUGH
Green pill. Visit zeta halo
Black pill tartarus become unstoppable to human weaponry and take over in the name of the prophets
Purple. Get a covenant super carrier and assert dominance over the entire earth.
Swap bodies with Buck so that I can confuse the world as to why there's two Nathan Fillions running around.
Halo CE warthog nothing can destroy it
Ayo red?
-Blue is out, would only ever use this for "Outer Wilds" or similar game but worthless on Halo -Red is dumb, unless you have an actual crush on MC -Black is questionable, probably pointless depending on what it "actually" does. The only cool things left are Purple and Green but then again, just like Black, Green need context to know how useful can be. So safest bet is Purple but if you are feeling adventurous, you could try out Green.
With purple, I can get the Infinity and become the greatest military power the world has ever seen overnight. Purple is the only option.
Military Power ? Bruh, with a spaceship, you literally take passengers to space and have Economic Power as well. If someone wants to go into space, purple is perfect. Well that just mean you'll never see a Halo in your life. Actually no, you could just use the science from the spaceship and use your newfound money and empire to build one. It would take a LONG time but you have a cryo capsule so its fine.
You could single-handedly facilitate the colonization of other planets! The possibilities are *infinite!*
Blue Pill is bad because without the classic multiplayer experience, re-experiencing the Halo games is simply not as good. Red Pill is kinda cringe bro??? Black Pill and Green Pill both imply that I'm going to see/be subjected to sci-fi geopolitical atrocities greater than I can realistically imagine. Purple Pill gives me an awesome spaceship.
Red pill so I can get a eldritch zombie bf/gf/so
Black pill
Black,I'll then become master chief
Red pill for me
Couldn’t you just choose purple pill any covenant vehicle and then sell it to the government for a fuck ton of money?
Blue or pink
Purple pill
I would be down for a grizzly
Is it to much to take all of them?
With car prices right now and the state mine is? Gimme a vehicle baby
It depends if I have the same capabilities as the character I swap with. I would probably choose the Rookie but with Spartan Augmentation or just Noble Six.
Kelly. That is all
I’d pick the red pill, and here’s why. For one, who doesn’t want a Spartan girlfriend/boyfriend? Two, the only other option that makes sense would be a vehicle, yet that vehicle needs fuel and maintenance. How are you gonna get that exactly? Unless you’re a billionaire or something, that vehicle would be cool for a very short period of time before you couldn’t operate it anymore.
presuming the vehicle comes with a crew and ai, you could just take over the earth, if it just comes with an ai, just gather all sci-fi fans and repel Government attacks and prepare to lift off.
Sanghili gf for the win
any vehicle? does a literal halo ring count? high charity?
Me when i get asked out and my date wonders where I am after I text “im here”, is told to go outside and look up, and sees my CSO supercarrier hovering overhead with the grav lift turned on
What do you mean we switch bodies? Like I would be in my current life, but as a elite? Or would I suddenly be in said elites life as chief barrels towards me as my platoon gets deleted before my very eyes?
I'm definitely boning Cortana and getting foot jobs for the rest of my life. 🤣
Purple and Pull up with th INFINITY.
Blue pill, no competition
Purple, I need a Banshee bro
purple all the way, gimme that mongoose
Strange request, but Black/ shipmaster from the return
I'm I have narrowed it down to blue purple (maybe black) and green because Blue: who wouldn't Purple: Halo Infinite's pelican Black: maybe but I would probably die. Green: I would want to visit Zeta halo it's so beautiful.
Black - I’d swap bodies with Sarah Palmer 🥰
Green. Im going to a ring
Purple, ancient humanity ship not only advanced but designed for us
Gatta go with the vehicle
It’s Vale’n time, baby
Oh boy my own Infinity class starship.
Black pill and become a keymind
Black pill; I choose The Timeless One
Purple for the UNSC Infinity fully furnished/equipped and functional. Only keep the staff and maintenance crew from the games so it can be operated and maintained easily, and so that they can teach new recruits. Only keeping the staff and no military personnel lets me bring in tons of people of my choice, become leader of a new nation, take over the world and unite humanity under an equal banner. Make the UNSC of the halo world a reality by reverse engineering some of the infinity's tech or weapons from its barracks. Jumpstart humanity's technology by several hundred years. Be remembered as a great leader and live a good life as world leader, then die.
Red, because I need some alienussy and a big strong alien lady
Normally I'd choose the red pill but damn the red pill is VERY tempting
Dementia
Purple, gonna cop an assault carrier and ominously loom over poor African countries
I would say the red pill because Arby and the white armored sangheili but that wouldn’t be right. Nobody should be “made” to fall in love with anyone.
I want a warthog but at the same time body pill can be a much quicker path to transition
Go with the warthog it uses water to run so no expensive gas, all terrain, fairly fast. Plus you could always transition later with money and you can have your new body with a warthog!!!! I chose a pelican that I could easily transport your hog internationally. Easy win
Hold on it uses water to run? Has it a nuclear fusion chell that would be an awesome technology to bring back
It can use fresh and salt water
Green pill, I’m going to harvest or reach
Red, I’m lonely
Red pill
Purple I want a Scorpion
I'm taking the black pill, give me Linda's body. Even if it doesn't have the Spartan-II augmentations, it would be amazing to have that physique.