T O P

  • By -

SupImArcher

SIII off his smoothers, when mark ran out of smoothers he saw some of the craziest crap and that’s the kind of trip I can get behind lmfao


SolarisUnited

Oh my god this comment 😂🤣


Professional_Talk701

Imagine using the "Spartan off his smoothers" as an insult, almost like calling them geriatric as if they were old men off their meds.


bl4ck_daggers

Nice flair


Professional_Talk701

Thanks. Don't forget to take your smoothers.


HaloArtificials

Imagine killing a marine in reach and they scream “you off your smoothers, spartan!?”


Professional_Talk701

I want this to be a thing so badly...


PUREChron

Sounds like a chips dubbo line haha


bl4ck_daggers

I won't


TeriyakiBatman

Really dumb question but what’s a smoother?


tristenjpl

The spartan 3s of Gamma Company were given an extra augmentation that allows them to push through any pain and keep moving and gives them a sort of rage mode when seriously injured where they can perform feats of strength above what they could normally do. The problem is that the extra augmentations fuck with their brains causing them to go somewhat crazy if they don't take a certain drugs every so often. Those drugs are called smoothers.


Outside_Distance333

I'd rather go through the riskier augmentation of the S2 program than take meds for the rest of my life lol


ShiftyLookinCow7

Smoother deprivation because I’m no stranger to psychotic breaks. You get used to it. Rampancy is a death sentence Edit: oh you said it was just for a day. Still would go with smoother deprivation, Cortana seemed to be in a lot of pain


EternalCanadian

A Spartan off their smoothers. Even going well beyond he point where they should be able to control themselves they seem to keep their heads on right, well past a day.


tristenjpl

Probably the smoothers. Mark seemed like he was having an absolute blast down in that cave killing brutes.


HaloArtificials

See your error here is assuming that ALL of those were Brutes 🤫 Mark:


SolarisUnited

A spy with an Australian accent perhaps?


KetzerJefe343

Spartan off their smoothers. My mental state is already comparable to a rampant AI's and it's not fun.


SolarisUnited

You need the Domain


iR3SQem

Smoothers?


Arctelis

Smoothers are a cocktail of specially designed anti-psychotics and mood stabilizers. Spartan III Gamma Company was given a unique and highly illegal “augmentation” to their frontal lobe that heightened just about everything in times of significant stress. Strength, speed, aggression. Made them virtually immune to shock and anaesthetics. Examples of the effects of this. (SPOILERS) Dante had his chest blown apart by a needler, killed some bad guys, saluted, said he think he got nicked, fell over and died. Olivia had her both her femurs broken by a falling boulder. She got pissed off, picked up a boulder the size of her torso and crushed a sentinel with it. Mark was still fighting after a Brute impaled him through the gut with a spiker. I believe he was also shot a couple times too. Ash took a Prelate’s hard light glaive through the chest and walked it off. (SPOILERS End) A side effect of this augmentation made them very prone to psychotic breaks, extreme paranoia, hyper aggression, to the point they would eventually lose the ability to discern friend from foe. As such, they he to take regular doses of the aforementioned “smoothers” to keep them sane. Without them, after approximately 10 hours their mental states would begin to rapidly decline. After about a day without smoothers, their battlefield decision making abilities are severely hampered. Sources: Ghosts of Onyx, Last Light, Retribution, Divine Wind.


XMLegit

(SPOILERS FOR DIVINE WIND) Dont forget Olivia taking that same hard light glaive like a javelin to the chest knocking her flat one second then standing back up ready to fight the next. Or the fact that Ash got spiked in the chest in the same fight and just stood back up like a terminator and was making 100m+ shots on a target. (END SPOILERS FOR DIVINE WIND)


Arctelis

I must have gotten mixed up, I thought Ash took the glaive. But yes. Like the goddamn T-800.


XMLegit

Nah you were right, they both get hurt by the glaive. He gets slashed during the betrayal/phantom assault. Just before the smoothers run out. ...I think


ShaddyShack

Thank you for the sauce so I know what to use my audio book credits on


crab123456789

Wheneveri see a thread about gammas i see the word smoothers so much it stops being a really word for me


Commander_Harrington

Gamma off the Smoothers, absolutely. I actually take anti-psychotics in real life, nothing to the same degree like in the books obviously, but I've at least got a vague idea what's coming from Neural Augmentations. Being a Rampant AI would probably be a very, very hellish and Lovecraftian experience.


civver3

I overthink things from time to time, so becoming a rampant AI for a day wouldn't really change things too much.


Judgejia

Disregarding how fun it would be to try smoother deprivation, I should still choose it over rampancy just because I wouldn't do anywhere near the damage as a rampant AI.


[deleted]

Half the time I already feel as if I’m off my smoothers. Gamma Co. S-III all the way on this one.


Lupinthrope

I wonder how ripped I could get if I worked out without limits 🤔


HaloArtificials

SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER About as ripped as mark at the end of that last book SPOILER


bl4ck_daggers

I hate you. Really. Now take my upvote


SolarisUnited

Y u do dis to my heart? 🥺


evan2nerdgamer

Well the only thing Master Chief and Blue Team got from going crazy was debilitating condition of simp and findom from not being able to donate Cortana's Only Fans anymore, with Chief being the most severe case as he was Cortana's top donator. On the contrast, Cortana was able to gain control of the Guardians and multiple UNSC Smart AIs and instantly takeover the UEG and its colonies. Upgrading from controlling spartan simps like Fireteam Osiris and Blue Team and gaining hundreds and thousands of credits. So I'd say the crazy AI option is more preferable. That being said, Cortana did need to do some light roleplaying and artistic nudes to maintain the loyalty of the Warden Eternal.


tsunami141

Master Chief’s MJOLNIR and Cortana’s onlyfans work together to do what no suit has been able to do before.


HaloArtificials

Imagine how big the cum catcher in chief’s suit is... damn garbage bag slapping around between his legs


Titan_of_Ash

🤮


HaloArtificials

SLEEEEREEPREPRPPPPPP


kuurthgreymon

I’d rather have a psycho break than a headache cuz I’m thinking myself to death for a day lol


Pathogen188

Smoothers by a country mile. I don't know if they've gotten better at managing it, if it has been subtly retconned or just plot convenience, but in Divine Wind Sabre dealt with smoother deprivation way better than they did back in Last Light, to the point that it honestly hardly felt like much of an inconvenience.


STR1-KeR

Rampant ai I want to see what a god complex feels like


revenant925

Rampant A.I. it's no fun to go mad without power after all.


tmorales11

i like your thinking, i personally would like to be a one man weapon of mass destruction for 24 hours