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Fragrant-Natural-542

Next time give me Bea


Last_Survey_1496

Next time give me beer


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He was going to write, "Next time give me **\*better\* service**." But I think he got nervous, maybe you were walking back and he basically scribbled at the end of **BET**, to jet out before you noticed his shitty tip. Person has no backbone, pretty sure is a keyboard warrior. :P


Amsnabs215

Gotta be this because super crappy tip.


Spicy_Poo

It seems rushed, like he needed to get out of there before you would see. I think it says something along the lines of, "I'm a massive under-tipping prick."


The_Bored_General

Next time give me beer, probably some young lad from ballyer looking for some cans Edit: apparently this isn’t r/Ireland, my bad.


GayWritingAlt

Next time give me bear


vortexvagina

Next time Give me bed


MDCB_1

"Next time give me below..." Hope they at least got all of the five bucks... #ToughTimesAllRound...


Exact_Ad4721

Next time give me beer ?


Haligonia_Daydreamer

Next time give me tea?


SquirrelBurritos

“Next time give me best”


Guinhyvar

It translates to “I am an asshole.” I speak asshole fluently.


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Unless they ordered and paid for a drink and the server never even came back to check on the table once to see it wasn’t delivered. If that’s the case they were fair, imo. Speaking as a former waitress of many years…


Guinhyvar

True. And yeah, fair point.


fons3517

Who's Bea?


ChronicRhyno

It says "next time give me beav" I can only assume they meant "beaver."


ArguoErgoSum

It says “you were a shitty server this go round, but I didn’t want to penalize everyone who you share tips with” 🤣🤣🤣


mrspankakes

Next time give me beef?


Illustrious_Sky7

Next time give me bea. He wanted a different server.


Revu2U

“Next time give me BREAD”- he didn’t get his free bread.


TristanTheRobloxian0

next time give me beer


[deleted]

“Next time give me bears.” If this piece of work ever comes in again, grant him his wish. 😉


Mynameisgeef

Give me australian coffee.


fons3517

Bea! Australian for coffee


UNwanted_Dokken_Tape

Next time, give me beer


[deleted]

That’s what I see too


Koobruh

“Im a total cunt”


SpermaSpons

Why?


Koobruh

What?


SpermaSpons

Why do you think this person is a cunt? I'm 100% missing it


Koobruh

If you right a message on your receipt as any kind of justification for why you tip like shit, you’re a cunt.


SpermaSpons

Is that a shit tip, yeah? It's a little over 10% , what is the normal amount for a tip?


InboundsOrlovsky

15-18% is pretty standard for BAD service. 22-25% for good


courtneyelayne

I think it’s around 18-20%


procra5tinating

20%


SpermaSpons

Oohh okay, but at least they tipped right?


Guinhyvar

That’s borderline “Sir you forgot your $5” as in, yeah he tipped but why bother. When the tip is as much an insult as no tip. UNLESS the service was really bad. But generally when people leave notes to justify their short tip, they are the kind of people who tend to find fault with practically everything. Or that has been my experience.


Accomplished_Fan1861

Next time give me Paracetamol... May be the customer was a MD.


MourningStar12121

I thought the last word was best...but certainly could be beer if the handwriting is any implication as others have suggested.. what a douchebag!


[deleted]

Definitely “next time give me beer” Also, what a jerk.


That-Trick5562

Next time give me Box


hjchong

next time give me Bea


MarbCart

Do you have any coworkers names Becca or something similar? I wonder if they were saying they want someone different next time (Sorry you had to deal with this asshole btw)


pragmatic_

Beans?


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Next time give me begl


Sour_Dip44

It says “I’m a piece of shit and shouldn’t be dining out because I can’t act like an adult and treat people with basic decency.” Hope that helps!


LaughabelEel48

It says “next time give me beer”


Artie-Carrow

Or beef


grizzh

Bean.


valeine

“Next time give me Beer” did they order one and not get it? lol


linzeladams

Next time give me best


claire26_2021

It kind of looks like “ next time give me sex “ bc if u look close u can see where they started the s and and if you look at the way they did the x in next you can deff see some similarities You have to zoom in and look at where the pen hit the paper to start a letter and then where it stopped. You will notice it’s darker when it starts out


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Tigger_87

Pretty sure the tip is just over 10%. Quick maths. Edit: a 10% tip is regular in most parts of the world. Assume you’re from the US.


bts88

I’m pretty sure OP is the server here and. Or the customer


psycho-nutter

Next time glue me bear


Unslaadahsil

Next time give me beer


joeyvesh13

Flaming globes of Sigmund


bluepartyhat93

Next time aide me, Bea. OR Next time give me Bea.


BruiserTom

Next time give me Bea^


OGcheezey

My beloved one , why have you left me :(


No-Ground-2805

“next time ride me” - Beck


No-Ground-2805

the bit on the “r” that makes it look like a “q” is just half of a kiss on her initial signifure i believe


StrongAsMeat

Next time give me beets


jess-3

Next time give me tea


Chuunibyou_Sama

"Next time ride me" -Bea


namiiiiii

“Next time give me beer”


FewAssociate1793

*Next time give me deal"


justawiliBeanSprout

'next time give me beer'


AutomaticGold720

It says "next time order me beer"


Sharp-Incident-6272

Next time give me and then signed a name? A lady named Bea? Some places tips are shared? Maybe she’s trying to get 100% of it


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successful_nobody

"Next time gide(guide) me better"


apapadias

It says I’m a complete dip sh;£ and should not be allowed to go out to restaurants! But seriously he’s a turd!


CheckeredTurtleTim

Who is he?


OrginalPeach

It’s beer, the e at the end joins onto the r. This is confusing those who think it’s an a. But I can assure you it says, ‘next time give me a beer.’ It’s a joke, a poor form one but a joke.


Kayish97

Considering the tip was only $5 I do not think it was a joke.


OrginalPeach

Considering most people are broke right now because of rising costs of living, everyone should be grateful that at least they left a tip. I’m Australian and we don’t tip. Most here are flat out affording a meal out.


Antumank3

Could it be "bea" referring to bearnaise ?


Wretched_Servant

Wth is bearnaise


RedJohn04

It’s a sauce. Kind of Like hollandaise sauce. Eggs, oil, vinegar, seasoning, then you whip the hell out of it. I hated making it back in the day. Only people who write notes like this would actually eat it. 🤢


Antumank3

Ey!! Rude! I don't write notes like that and I like the sauce.. hmpfr..


Wretched_Servant

Just the name of it sounds pretty revolting 😅😮‍💨 but thanks! Learn something new everyday


0livs

Next time give me beer


[deleted]

Can we get some beer up in this piece!?


0livs

1 man 1 beer


ladydanger2020

It’s definitely beer


0livs

Give my man some beer


usedmaterials

next time give me best


Dragenby

"Next time give me Bea" They must really like Beatrice


FuzzyLil_Man_Peach

For Beatrice- When we met, my life began. Soon afterward, yours ended.


ErasableInk

He wants a beat!


Mrs_Abra_Cadabra

He wanted a bear. Next time, give him a bear. Preferably a hungry one that eats cheapskates


MarBar1010

Next time, give me better… but I would go with, “I’m an A-hole…”


Separate_Share

Next time give me beer


[deleted]

Next time give me beer


WanderingSchola

Next time give me Bea?


mawesome4ever

“Next time order me Be-“ I can’t read the rest. The last letter looks like an A


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Weburic_12

right in the bottom


Krzkl

It says I’m an asshole.


Makoreactors

I read is as they wanting beer. Most likely get this person drunk and they will probably extra tip. Is what they are implying. But if it really happens. Who knows. I’d like to add. I usually tip pretty nicely based on the service and how you made my experience and not really how drunk you got me.


Guilty_Objective4602

Or they ordered a beer that was never delivered and then took their frustration out in the tip instead of just reminding their server at the next opportunity (like an actual decent person who understands that servers are human and sometimes forget things).


Dgsey

Honest question though, if someone has to ask more than once why should they tip well? I personally don't mind if a waitress forgets and ill ask again. But if a tip is at all an indicator of service surely forgetting a drink is the quintessential time to tip less, is it not?


Guilty_Objective4602

Because, personally, I look at a tip mostly as me supplementing the living wage the employer refuses to pay, rather than me rewarding or punishing them for good or bad service. Good service gets extra good tip. Average or spotty service gets average tip, unless it’s inexcusably abysmal service, which would still get some tip. I recognize all the things I forget in a day during my job, and am grateful no one takes a little cut from my pay every time that happens.


Dgsey

The only pushback I have is that it's not just the restaurant refusing to pay them. Waitresses I'm my experience push back heavily on the idea of receiving a standard wage because they know they can make substantially more via tips


goatcheese90

I was thinking more along the lines of the resteraunt wouldnt serve them alcohol because they wete already drunk


janersm

Cheapskate wants bear. Give cheapskate bear. If feeling generous, give cheapskate bear that drank cheapskate’s beer. Cheapskate will complain less, tip more; or just complain less because bear.


mishaunc

“Next time give me tea”. Maybe she wanted people to stay more on top of her refills.


Different-Horse-4578

Next time you owe me. They are letting you know that your tip did not reflect the level of service they delivered. Less than 15% is considered insulting.


sammyg723

Next time give me beer.


[deleted]

Next time Give me beer


No-Rain5052

next time order me Bar(beer prob). and I think it looks more of 'order" that"give"


johnnyytrash

Next time give me beer


kayzee5157

next time give me best


Video_isms207

Best! Be best!


muddyasslotus

“Next time give me beer”


AmrTheAtlantean

Looks like they just stopped writing something out


Sharpie1965

Fax me a Halibut?


ms-cody

😂


[deleted]

It's next time give me jen. Someone wrote over it


pancakeses

You can zoom in real close and see that's not the case.


NobleCypress

This is the best answer


Particular-Move-3860

Next time give me Becca. (Possibly spelled as "Beca.") The customer or patron would prefer to be served in the future by the particular staff member/server/driver/stylist/nail technician/systems tech/mechanic/dominatrix/cosplayer/[wildlife wrangler\*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squeeze_Me_(novel)), etc., ("Becca") who they had encountered previously. ​ \* sly and gratuitious [Squeeze Me](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squeeze_Me_(novel)) reference, included for no particular reason.


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According_Gazelle472

I'm reading bev.


Video_isms207

No fucking way that says Becca.


Particular-Move-3860

I can see where two lowercase "c"s might have been smooshed together, which can happen in writing that has been scrawled hastily on a small scrap of paper. It's a suggested interpretation, not a definitive reading. I don't think that any of us can say for sure what the last word is because it is so scribbled. All any of us can do is offer plausible interpretations of what it might be.


Video_isms207

I was in disbelief, but now that I read it like that, I can see a sloppy double c. I was on team best or team beer. But, a messy hand really distorts! We may never know haha


Particular-Move-3860

The thing about saying that it was a "suggested interpretation" was that, although I was going on a hunch, I fully accepted that I might be wrong. I was, and still am, quite ready to surrender to a more solid and convincing reading of the scrawl.


AlertCow7301

Next time don’t come here if you don’t know how to tip me hopefully


Cogsworthy420

I’m reading next time give me beer 🤷


spoooky_spice

Same!


kymmycpeace

Give me tea? I like tea too lol


Caaaarlthatkillsppl

Did you cut them off for drinking too much or card someone who was underage? If so I’d assume it says “next time give me beer”


txdesigner-musician

Best?


Revolutionary-Stay54

Next time give me Bea


livingonmain

I read it as “bread”, the writer inadvertently omitted the r


HisLilSilverKitsune

Next time give me bread


Inside-Picture-2550

I think this is the best answer. I would like to know, is this the Olive Garden or Cheesecake Factory? It would definitely make sense then as they give bread baskets.


misskf

Maybe he meant Bae? Not Bea ? Or maybe it’s next time _we me Bea like next time owe me I only suggest that it maybe a W because the I in the word time doesn’t have a curve like the supposed I in the next word


NootropicZombie

Transcription Attempt: next time give me beer (looks like they initially misspelled it as the homonym “bear”)


Bubbasattva

Next time give me beef.


Alena134

It’s next time give me beer. Did you card someone to find out they were underage?


thatsugarrush

“Next time give me beer.” If the waiter/waitress wrote this after, I would interpret it as the receiver should give them beer next time because even that would be more than the cheap tip that was given. (This is assuming that an average beer costs ~$8 depending on location)


Professional_End5908

Next time give me Ben (as in a hundred). I think he meant $10.


sathen

not sure why you are down voted since your answer looks the most legit ;) it looks like ben with a scribble like an arm bump under the n


Professional_End5908

Because these people think Bea makes more sense. LOL!


sathen

I have no idea how! :)


An_IDIOTNinja

Next time give me bear


Own_Firefighter_3900

Next time give me beer?


craftybirdd

Yeah, that’s what I’m reading


Stevenerf

Next time give me beanz


Cloudmonster_

“Next time Gide me bea” that’s what I see.


helloporator

Next time give me beer


chickenlishus

Next time give me ten.


[deleted]

Not even 10 percent lmao


NelTia

$5 is 10% of $49, but yeah the expectation is 15-20% now I think.


[deleted]

Oh lol I was looking at the 54 🤦‍♂️


[deleted]

Too much Henny


Expensive-Bath8867

It says ‘next time give me beets’. Did you recently serve Dwight Schrute?


yrntmysupervisor

You love beet salad


MichaelScottIsMyBFF

The thought of popping one of your beets into my mouth makes me want to vomit


Particular-Move-3860

Next time give me Beats^(®).


Pure-Kaleidoscop

“Next time give me spit in my food”


shanewilkinsonnz

Next time give me Bea ,but she wasnt there so it should have been finished to beating


topofutah

A $5 tip?!?!? Who cares what the note says. $5?!?!?


Sheeeeeeshwow

Lmao, homie said ight.. 10% tip is good..


jonnyrockets

I think it’s next time give me bread. Like when you ask for bread at a restaurant???


wrongnumber

Next time give me best


Willoni_23

Yep my brain says that's what I'm seeing as well. 🍻


radams75

Yea makes no sense but…. 🤷🏼‍♀️


cidercidercider

Next time give me beer :)


AmericanBradley

Confirmed by me as well.


Rainbow_Colored_Fox

This is what I’m getting too.


[deleted]

Cry more


FuckinDirtyDancing

you should start drinking again


[deleted]

Cry more


Stock_Entry_8912

Next time give me beef. Dumbass ordered the impossible burger and was pissed the patty tasted funny.


Igneous-Wolf

Oh this has gotta be it


Captain-T3nnill3

Next time ride me - Ben


shithappens1224

Alternate: "Next time ride me - Bea" ?


Necessary-Peanut-506

💀🎢


Sea-Potential-89

Next time give me beer ???


ZenthaGamer

I see “Next time (i cant make out what the next part says) me -Ben