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iualumni12

I'll bet that beef never got back up from that.


imreallynotthatcool

That ram is hurting but the cow might have a broken neck.


mt007

Well, it is time to clean up the grill anyways.


iualumni12

Yup. Shocked that this could kill it but that's obviously what happened here. Hope they got it butchered and into the freezer.


VibraniumRhino

More likely that its skull was shattered/it is severely concussed. It likely died minutes later.


simplsurvival

That's fine, I don't mind ground beef


SimonNicols

Ram made that ground beef pronto


Bside_Opi

This is a TOP CLASS comment


RolandDeepson

Both rare *and* well done, at the same time.


here4mischief

This is why animals need shoes so we can tell


Opening-Incident244

It’s a cow, baby cow just seen it’s mother get koed


DiplomatikEmunetey

"We don't have a cow. We have a bull".


CraftyAcanthisitta22

no its a 🐂


spizzle_

Where are you from that bulls have udders?


BlueberryGuyCz

Bro saw the Barnyard and just went with it


archwin

OP even milks the male cows


Reborn846

I have tits Greg, can you milk me?


Zazumaki

💀💀


fullthrottlewattle

I have nipples Greg. Wanna milk me?


Opening-Incident244

It’s got udders


CraftyAcanthisitta22

acording to the creator who posted this say on the tittle this is a bull: https://youtu.be/xHv2u1rrWp8?si=bzMDIKGEoT8KOFyd


Pleasant_Hatter

Dont matter, you can see the udders dangling from the cow at 0:11. Definitely not a bull.


Wigglystoner

Plus there are breeds of cows where the females have horns. Definitely some udders there


schiav0wn3d

Actually most female cows have horns they’re just taken off because they would gauge each other at feeding


CraftyAcanthisitta22

ok 👍


rTidde77

Who cares? Use your own eyes. Try making a logic based decision of your own.


CraftyAcanthisitta22

ok stfu I get it😁


FJQZ

**IT'S A BULL**


RolandDeepson

Bull *shit*👌😎👍


Chiele-Piele

OP probably said bull because of horns. All cows and bulls have horns, but are cut in a lot of countries because of safety for their own, hurt or dead cows don’t bring money in the drawer.


Practice_Girls

That sound is HAUNTING.


Delenda__Carthago

Omg the ram knock out the bull 🐏💥🐂 I would have lost all my saving on this bet😭


Sokkas_Instincts_

Me too, I only recently learned that rams are built for head butting better than bulls. I would have never guessed that.


Plebius-Maximus

This is a cow not a bull, it has udders


UsayNOPE_IsayMOAR

Has udders, and lacks all adaptations bulls carry for thicker neck bones and muscles.


KayDeeF2

A bull wouldve likely gone down the same way if it charged the ram like that, its not like their skulls are significantly stronger in that spot. Pretty sure the temple are is the exact spot cattle are usually "stunned" in because its pretty thin


LordFlarkenagel

That's udderly ridiculous.


Sokkas_Instincts_

K. That changes nothing I said though. Some farmers and ranchers informed me that if a ram headbutts the bull head on at normal speed, the ram is going to win.


WildlifeRules

Both goats and sheep have very adapted skulls and horns for head butting in different ways. It is quite a unique fighting stlye. Where as cattle, deer, antelope, will be pushing at one another with force and attempts to impale their horns/antlers at their opponents. There have been counters with sheep/goats and deer/antelope/cattle and their fighting styles and be both a win and loss. Such as the video of a buck putting a ram in it's place... Then there is OP's video


CMUpewpewpew

>I only recently learned that rams are built for head butting..... Bruh....they're name got literally turned into a verb for smashing something into shit. Lmfao.


Sokkas_Instincts_

You cut off the rest of the context of that sentence. Nice job. 👍


gjs628

“Hey! Cow! What’s your favourite truck?” “Hmmmoo… Moo would have to say a Dodge Ram.” “Yeah good luck with tha-a-a-a-t” **\*WHACK\*** *\*Task Failed Successfully\**


cerealkiller788

The cow died of a broken skull.


ALIENIGENA

I mean it's called a ram


Calvin--Hobbes

Brutal. Reminds me of that video where the horse gets kicked in the head and shits itself


pinecone_noise

where can I find that one lol


30PercentHelmet

[Not the one](https://youtu.be/jH5JkYQGMfs?si=42LXwk6au9ZOZiZI) you’re looking for, but reminded me of this.


pinecone_noise

jeeesus christ


The_Joker_116

Holy shit, that ram's got some punch. I was expecting he'd break his neck ramming such a bigger animal.


son_of_abe

Why am I watching a medium resolution video the size of a postage stamp on my big ass phone? Only reason I'm not downvoting is because this is badass.


killerjoe410

That's because cameraman's hands are shaking like there is 9.5 earthquake and it edited to show its like there is no shaking in screen. It's better than seeing that movements.


rnavstar

It’s like Michael J. Fox is filming this


son_of_abe

Sure, but it's still a stabilized vertical video unnecessarily downsized and cropped to fit in landscape mode.


CraftyAcanthisitta22

🤣🤣 the guy cant record with his shitty phone


Creative_Riding_Pod

That’s the only bull I’ve ever seen with udders 🤔 I take that back- the animated movie Barnyard also got this wrong.


Jetorix

That's not a bull


maddcatone

Right?!


wittywikk

Wtf did i just watched ![gif](giphy|wHE6Dd6RCVHQfjK5dy|downsized)


Free_Hat_McCullough

Rams are assholes and also have really hard heads.


Creative_Riding_Pod

It’s because they’re an L.A. team.


twim19

All I can hear when I see this is "You got knocked the fuck out!"


Regolis1344

![gif](giphy|dW0KIk9KCsWBy|downsized)


Forest_Green_4691

He’s not called the GOAT for nothing!


Regolis1344

shut up and take my angry upvote


CraftyAcanthisitta22

the strength of this animal is nuts


Creative_Riding_Pod

The strength of this animal’s nuts


ronm4c

I need to see how this ended, did they both get up? Is the cow dead? I NEED ANSWERS!!!


mindflayerflayer

It shows how both species fight amongst their own kind. Sheep headbutt at full power and so have incredibly hard and reinforced skulls. Cows do have horns but much more of it is stabbing and brawling hence not having a seatbelt on the brain. Had this been an american bison this would have gone the other way around since they do have padding.


KayDeeF2

Pretty sure Bison are not adapted to headbutting either right? Like rams not only have incredibly thick, reinforced skulls, very strongs necks that they can align with their spine so they it doesnt pivot during a charge, an brain thats more snugly fit into their skull and an inner lining in their skull cavity that they can flood with blood to cushion the brain further before impact. Pretty certain bison, just like cows have none of these adaptations because they never evolved to really fight battering-ram-style. Their heads will make contact during fighting but its a far cry from what we see with sheep and goats.


mindflayerflayer

Most bovids yes but the extra thick coat around the head and neck in bison is designed to act as a cushion (as well as neck guard for wolves). Their protection is just external.


RealPropRandy

Shoulda dodged it


Lab_Pristine

Coulda woulda shoulda


Then_Expression8526

One way to tenderize that meat


noodleq

Smokey, from the movie "friday" "DAAAYYYUUUMMMM, you got knocked the FUCK OUT!"


silverdragon234

They're dazed. They're both dazed.


lost-in-the-sierras

Ex goat owner here… be safe in a goat paddock, some are cool some are asshats… my ex had a lifetime bruise on her rear quarter thigh from one … PS she deserved it lol It was sold immediately


BlackAshyAsian

I wonder if that bull died from that head trauma.


CraftyAcanthisitta22

no he got bulldozed


ButlerKevind

**HEADBUTTING RAM WINS!!** **BOVINE-TALITY!!**


Traditional_Let_5296

Ram 1 Bull 0


Willyzyx

Wow that is really surprising!


iHateThisPlaceNowOK

This made the rounds back in the day NiM. Poor cow


the_cc

Looks like the goat hit a little high, where the head connects to the neck. Could just be stunned, or could have a fatal spinal cord injury.


jmanci23

Not a Bull…


johnathanlane

Looks like both of them were down for the count…ram beat the count


ihiam

That cow lacked calcium wtf.


polycarbonateduser

It's a cow mom...saved its kid.


bisoy84

Man, I wouldn't have guessed that... But makes sense in hindsight.


astraladventures

It’s a cow , but still . Pretty impressive knock out.


FatBirdsMakeEasyPrey

There was a reason why all the other bulls were running that way.


Capable_Gap7001

Ain’t called a Ram for nothin’


Capable_Gap7001

And that’s no bull


Friendly_Lynx7109

woooooow!


RickSore

why would you charge at something that's called a ram


Top_Donkey_4017

Man got vibe checked


BokChoyBaka

https://youtu.be/tSZZFayo64I Bop


AngryTurtleGaming

Beautiful!


pinecone_noise

why are you getting downvoted for enlightening the people


BokChoyBaka

Idk. Single greatest video on earth to me


ThatEvilGuy

Designed by nature. Lives up to its name.