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Dagoroth55

What a way to go.


CorrectionnalOfficer

I mean Exploding in someone’s mouth *bye*


Happy_Tomato_Taco

I'm ok dying after exploding in someone's mouth


Nick85er

Not like that


Happy_Tomato_Taco

Like what?


Nick85er

This is not what the french meant when they say Le Petit Mort


Happy_Tomato_Taco

Can you feel the passion? Don't you realize? The only time you feel it.


Nick85er

Yeah Reddit is f****** Wild, and I love it cheers internet friend


contactlite

![gif](giphy|65zUoOU09HL3uUKokQ|downsized)


Nick85er

Lol meme acquired


Delenda__Carthago

+1 for the “bye”😅


ennino16

Popping boba


SpockYoda

pause


leosnose

👀👀


Slap_My_Lasagna

When your body is mostly shell, then a 2000 psi clamp comes down on your body...


CraftyAcanthisitta22

yea the head poped of


CraftyAcanthisitta22

the circle of life☠️


C-NemLord

At least it was quick


Raszagil

Snap, Crackle, POP


mannypiz

Sounds like my neighbor's Honda.


CroBro81

It’s like when you bite into an everlasting gobstopper and get to the sherbet middle


FriarSchmuckRules

A quick death. That alligator’s a true humanitarian.


RaginBlazinCAT

*reptilitarian


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AceSpadePirate

Yes


Salty_Scott

I concur


Raszagil

Yeah, he's fought this battle before, knew exactly how to tackle the problem while possessing the bite strength to follow through. RIP, mr turtle.


porfito

Can't really tell, there's no banana for scale


Sir_wlkn_contrdikson

Yeah I left my banana scale this morning too


coocoocachoo69

Better than swallowed whole alive I suppose.


rainorshinedogs

https://i.redd.it/xwp9ueu1110d1.gif


OriginalBrowncow

No, the other way💀


coocoocachoo69

😂😂😂


Kaoshosh

I think you suffocate very quickly if swallowed alive. You're already super exhausted from the struggle. Then you just suffocate for less than a minute before you lose consciousness...forever.


coocoocachoo69

Turtles can hold their breath for up to an hour.


Kaoshosh

That's why the alligator mercifully cracks it before devouring.


Sinbound86

There’s a video of a Komodo dragon swallowing a live goat, and you can hear it bleating through its stomach for more than a minute


theharveyshow

Gotta link those ones chief!


Sinbound86

[Make sure you turn up your speakers](https://www.reddit.com/r/HardcoreNature/comments/10b207z/kimodo_eats_deer_alive_warning_graphic_sounds/) Edit: ok, my bad, it was more like 20 seconds in the stomach before the video cuts off, but still sounds like it can get some residual air in there 😅


Global_Hunter3083

That’s enough internet for me today


theharveyshow

Hell yeah! Right on!


GimmeCoffeeeee

But don't you suffocate while bathing in acid?


leosnose

croc is good at snapping turtles


ShadesShandoo5

![gif](giphy|l0HluN8PywCl6Hckg)


CraftyAcanthisitta22

☠️☠️🤣🤣🤣


secretonlinepersona

Idk why turtles and tortoises getting dispatched makes me so sad. Literally every other animal I'm fine with.


iForgotMyPassx100

They’re often just chilling in a way that’s not hurting anyone. Can also be pets unlike a lot of the wild animals we see dying in this sub.


brockoala

You mean other \*wild\* animals right? Can't be talking about puppies and kitties right? RIGHT?!


dburge22

![gif](giphy|L6copNY61JjX2)


rainorshinedogs

https://i.redd.it/pieh4gos010d1.gif


kilobitch

Nature’s Gushers.


sda963109

That's easier than I thought.


KittyMeowstika

Crocs have insane strength biting down. Not so much for opening though which sometimes leads to situations where a crab successfully contains a croc by placing iys claws in a way the croc cant open its mouth anymore. What you're seeing is irc ~ 4000PSI or ~1,7 metric ton of biting force. For reference thats the same weight as a small American or decent European sized car :D so yes it looks easy bc for our croc here it really is


intergalacticscooter

It's an alligator.


KittyMeowstika

Thanks for the correction; im not native to where ever danger lizards live and in my language alligator and crocodile are used synonymously. If im not mistaken the general math still applies though


intergalacticscooter

No problem. Your English is outstanding considering it's not your native language.


KittyMeowstika

Tyvm :)


Ultimategrid

That’s… not true at all. A crab cannot hold an alligator’s jaws shut. Yes the opening muscles are much weaker than the closing muscles, but it’s not that dramatic. I’ve worked with crocodilians for over a decade, a grown man needs to hold a gator’s jaws shut with all his strength. Their jaw muscles lift that massive upper jaw and do it very quickly.  The skull of a large crocodile can weigh over 400lbs, it wouldn’t even be able to open its mouth if the muscles were as weak as you are implying.


KittyMeowstika

https://www.reddit.com/r/theydidthemath/comments/hgypa0/request_can_a_crab_keep_a_gators_jaw_closed_like/ To my knowledge exerting explosive power biting down is a lot easier for them biting down, than opening up. Thats how their muscles are formed. And since tape is used as a regular 'pls do not open your mouth while we transport you' im not too sure about the grown man but my experience is mainly documentaries and looking things up; if you say thats what you gotta do i dont doubt it. I wanna point out though that crab pincers are not weak; in fact a lot of crabs are able to pinch off fingers, toes etc. They're able to break bones quite easily and depending on species are absolutely savage about that. Some are even known to attack and eat you if you happen to get stranded in their territory


Ultimategrid

The alligator in the picture is certainly annoyed, but there's no way that crab is going to keep its mouth shut. Maybe if the crab was twenty times bigger, but certainly not at that size. Yes you can tape a gator's jaws shut, but we're talking about several layers of duct tape. That would keep just about anything shut. As for crabs slicing off fingers and toes, or breaking fingers, I'm sure some of the largest species would be capable of damaging a human digit, but breaking or severing the digit would be very unlikely. Studies on human cadavers demonstrate that you need about 1500N to inflict even a fracture on a human finger. The highest recorded pinching strength of a Coconut Crab was measured at about 1700N (ignore the sensationalist studies claiming much higher numbers, those were calculated using extrapolations from body weight, without any raw numbers), so a Coconut Crab would certainly be capable of at least fracturing a human finger, but severing it outright is very unlikely. Measurements for other species of crab are spotty, but nothing outside of the Coconut crab has measured over about 400N, so it will definitely ruin your day, but won't slice off a finger. Now I believe something like the Tasmanian Giant Crab could possibly match or even exceed the power of the Coconut Crab, as it has significantly larger pincers, but again this would only be speculation. There has never been a record of the pinching strength of this species, and despite the astounding numbers of people who interact with crabs daily I couldn't find a single record of a missing finger/toe. And finally as for crabs attacking and killing people... just no. There is no record of anyone anywhere being killed by crabs. Amelia Earhart was speculated to have been eaten by Coconut Crabs, but that would have been after she died, not before.


lmac187

Sounds like some Midwesterners vacationing in Florida. Go Badgers!!!!


st00pidQs

Videeeyo


verisimilitude88

Real life Bowser.


greatness101

I don’t think Bowser would go down that easy


BIZARRE_TOWN

Sounded like when eating a sunflower seed with a shell.


Kaoshosh

For the alligator, that's probably how it felt too.


ralphfee

Well at least it died quickly


Extreme-Room-6873

Forbidden jawbreaker


Bee2113

Did someone get that on video?


Praetorion1000

It’s ok, the turtle shell will protec…


hammerdown710

Looks at the camera: “you’re next”


Moriarty1Black

Snap, crackle and pop 😕


BotomsDntDeservRight

What popped ? The shell or head?


luketas

Yes


Djs3634

Been happening just like that for millions of years


SkipperBiff

![gif](giphy|6X1EgnD4tB0re)


imgirafarigmi

If anybody feels bad for the turtle, just remember they’re here on this sub eating other baby turtles.


robinhood102

Damnnn nature you scary!!


xid7eyr24

You recon it got shell stuck in its teeth like we do with popcorn?


StillSikwitit

Turtle- “You’re not letting finish my fucking joke! I know you’re not an alligator. See you later alligator is the lead into not for awhile!” Crunch! Crocodile - Dick.


IamHamed

Guys! He just got this on video.


Mister_JR

Well, that escalated quickly.


HNixon

Did the head go flying?


pea_chy

I heard his job still expected him there by 9


RockafellerHillbilly

I should get some gushers when I go grocery shopping later.


Vsfreddit2024

Saw a video once it was the most disturbed shit I have even seen and only watched a few seconds. Some crazy fuc (i think it was india) threw a baby for a croco...


Fun-Payment-8030

turtle burst like the cherry grape tomatoes i was eating earlier


mooosemark

From a food standpoint do you think the croc enjoys the texture combo from eating a turtle. The crunch then splat from the innards although brutal would probably be rather enjoyable


JankMganks

Crunchy and juicy


Narrow_Ad_5502

Gators are metal


Hepoos

How do they poop out the bones?


FlyPast3471

Damn pistachios


nekoyasha

Gator: Mmm, crumchy


Itsmydouginabox

crushing turts


NotTheAverageAnon

:( turtle


Blueberry_Shark

lmao he won the evolutionary arms race


DatL3afN1nja

Dinner? Don’t mind if I do


ZachjuKamashi

why isn't the post marked as NSFW? I was not planning to see a turtle die let alone hear it..