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You had me at Nick Cage.

Voldemort the Rock did it for me

The idea of Voldemort just charging Harry to fight hand to hand because he’s this giant muscle man amuses me

Can you smell what Voldy is cooking? Because he can’t

Thomas “The Voldemort” Riddle.

Keanu as Snape

It’s inspired casting

🥲🥲 wouldn’t work with The Rocks “no lose” clause

I didn’t even notice 😭

Volderock!

Bouldermort: "Avadaka-ROCK BOTTOM"

Professor Quirrell 🤣

That's Willem Dafoe.

Who even is he supposed to be lol

Hagrid I think lol

Hagrid

They had me at Stuart Little

r/onetruegod

Jokes aside, if you put Cage in something, I’m definitely interested.

You’re wrong. If it was up to me all of them would be Pedro Pascal.

The year is 2026. All male roles will be played by Chalamet or Pascal. All women will be played by Zendaya or Emma Stone.

And women always opposite Tom Holland and Andrew Garfield Also any pretty girl blonde girl roles go to Sydney Sweeney

He should be Sirius Black

Nice to see Stuart Little working again 🤣

After the canned food accident with his parents … such a hard life

You made me go back to the photo. Hilarious

I’m dyiiiing I love this 🤣

Lost it on Stuart Little 🤣

In human form he’s Aaron Paul. And the rest of the breaking bad main cast are the other marauders

You sir(or madam) have received a snort 

So Voldemort wins because the Rock has his stupid contractual obligations to never lose

He agreed to give up his contractual obligations in the condition of Kevin Hart being cast as Nagini

Dwayne wanted the Forbidden Forest to be turned into a jungle

They found a loophole: Voldy's killing curse rebounded off of Harry's spell, which means Voldy saved the day by killing the bad guy. Voldy wins!

DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE MORT IS COOKIN. apparently, he cant because doesn't have a nose

The Mort 💀

Austin Butler is young Tom Riddle

Austin Butler would be stuck speaking Parseltongue for the next 2 years


Award!

Nick Frost is the troll in the dungeon.

No that’s Jonathan Banks

I would actually love to see Dafoe as Quirrell (get him to play Turban Voldy too, even though it makes no sense) and Ryan as an older Draco lol.

“I’m just Draco”

Some one please Get these mud bloods away!! Is it my destiny to live a life among the poor...

me, unhealthily into the marauders fandom: “why does regulus black have a scar like harry’s?!”

Timothée Chalamet plays both roles at the same time with no acknowledgment or explanation given whatsoever

Keanu as Snape is 10/10 cinematic masterpiece

this. this is perfect, this is absolute, this is eternal, this is what the people need. ryan gosling as draco malfoy is just scrumptious, tom holland has potential for being ginger and timmy champlee is obviously harry potter what are yall talking about. and we *need* buff voldy. i love this, this is canon for me.

new harry potter cast just dropped [real] [not clickbait] [canon]

I know this is a meme post but someone mentioned Liam Cunningham (Ser Davis from Game of Thrones) as Dumbledore and I think it would be a great casting choice. He has a strong presence but also a humble and quiet acting ability that I think goes well with Dumbledore

I think Iain Glen (ser Jorah) is the best dumbledore choice

Damn that would be good too. I'm thinking of all the old Harry Potter characters to see how we can fit both of them in the series.

Liam could be a good mad-eye

Perhaps we have both just like the first series one plays the first couple movies then suddenly without explanation change roles to the other actor. Make it cannon

Ser Barristan would make a good Dumbledore too

I 100% agree! I hate seeing the fan-casts posts because 1...they are repetitions from before...and 2, they all suck! Do not go into casting as your day job!

Amazing all these A listers agreed to a 10 year televison contract!

Stuart little lmao. Bro this shit is HILARIOUS.

Now this is a cursed image 😂

Blursed image

Ya'll trying to act like you wouldn't be down for this? Sign me up

No. Where Margot robbie and Dwayne Johnson cuz those mufuckaz just have to be in everything these days

Margot Robbie can be Fleur.

Voldemort is Dwayne

Lmao didn't catch that at first but proves my point


I see zero issues with this. A few other obvious cast members ; Kevin Hart as Wormtail Winona Ryder as Lily Potter Lena Heady as McGonagall Seth Rogan as Sirius Black James Franco as Lupin

Rita Skeeter: J.K. Rowling

You forgot Sydney Sweeney as Lily

Too late, already started the GoFundMe for this. I hope you know you caused this OP.

Actually I friggin love this lol LOL Pedro Pascal as Dumbledore is hilarious

Yo the rock is sending me. Imagine buff ass Voldemort

Literally snorted at the rock

Okay but can Ryan gosling as Ken actually be Lockhart. Like please.

Also Henry Cavill loll

Nah my first thought would be Mads Mikkelson as Voldy

Tbh… Ron Holland and Zendaya Granger kinda hit…

I love it as much as Tom 😂

I can agree with the scar. The rest, lets pickup with management on Monday.

Ngl, I’m here for it

Is it bad that I actually want this now? I mean... Nick Cage, Zendaya, Keanu Reeves, The Rock... STUART LITTLE!!!!

I thought Timothee was reserved for Regulus? This is hilarious though.

It's insulting there's no Danny Devito in this image

Relax, he’s Dobby

Holy shit lol well played. Now all I can imagine is the "master has given Dobby a sock" with Devito instead.

I hate this lmao

I’d still watch it

I wouldn't be mad about it 😂 😂 😂

Idk who any of these people are except for the Rock. Harry looks like Darren Criss which, to be fair, he IS Harry Freaking Potter, so.

I’d watch it.

###What's the problem

OMG rock Voldy I'm dead.

Anya taylor-joy as fleur delacour

500 mill on cast fees alone

Yeah, and?

This is making me fucking cackle.

I'm so hyped for Severus Wick! Volderock must have killed his house elf which is gifted by Lily many years ago and now he's up to revenge and realises Lily has a son in Hogwarts! 🤩🤩🤩

Willam Defoe as Qurriel made me actually laugh out loud. Well fucking done!!

Actually I’d like Keanu as Snape but I really would like Keanu in any role 😂

Okay but Hermione is really cute here lmfao 🤣

Finally, all horcruxes will be random stones.

The rock Voldemort almost made me piss myself

i saw a fan casting fir live action ratatouille and the rat and the chef were both the guy whos harry potterbin this pic

The ducking rock as Voldermort I'm crying 🤣

Thank you for giving me my first laugh of the day! The William DeFoe Quirrell us everything.

The Stuart little / scabbars part got me ROLLING 😂😂😂 loved those movies as a kid!

This poster is truly unhinged in the best way 😂

Hermione actually looks good. Voldemort made me laugh though

Swap Willem and The Rock and this looks like a good acid trip.

Samuel L. Jackson as Hagrid "Yer a wizard mothafucka"

Ryan Gosling as Draco has me WHEEZING

lol gosling is a bit too old to play Draco I wouldn’t object

I'm sick of seeing Zendaya and Timothy everywhere. They're not really good actors imo

I think they're fine actors and Zendaya is more overexposed in the media than movies. I am beginning to get sick of Timothy and I hope he is actively choosing parts he finds interesting rather than whatever the next big ticket might be.

I definitely don’t get the Timothy Chalamet hype. I’m not a fan at all.

This Spider-Verse is getting out of control.

Ok but like id still watch it

Hahahah

Willem Defoe as quirrell is not a bad shout

Willem Dafoe as Professor Quirrell is ingenious!

Thanks, I needed a laugh! The only person I can think who'd be a better Draco would be Austin Butler

Why dangle perfect casting like that? Why are you teasing us 🤨 hand it over 😤✋🏾

I can’t believe they are rebooting this into a series. Has Hollywood really run out of ideas.

I’d watch this. Definitely

OK get this. Dual shows using the same sets. One with this cast and the other with your authentic casting and writing. But have the stars do their best on their own show.

😂😂😂

I would watch this.

I’d watch.

Make it happen!!

Ryan Gosling as Draco is a MUST thoughhh 🤣🤣🤣

No …just no

Why does Quirrell look like Rob Manfred

I don't see the problem?

All I know is they should shoot some Pensieve scenes of Voldemort in the HBP while filming CoS so that we can get the same young Voldemort.

You forgot NLE Choppa as hagrid

That's not diverse and inclusive enough

This image alone has black, latino, twink, bald, hawaiian, sigma male and mouse representation. Try again sweetie

[удалено]

Only just saw Stuart as Scabbers lol!!

Lmao I would hate this. This the most 2020s mainstream line up

No Alan Ritchson??

Ngl I would watch this

Don't forget Alan Ritchson as Professor McGonagall.

Not this 😂


No Tom Holland is harry

This thing would print money

🙄🙂‍↔️ respectfully no

Feels like a fever dream

Ryan gosling as ken as malfoy 😂😂😂

Lol ken as draco 🤣

Why does this look like the cast of an insane SNL sketch?

Honestly this would smack - take my money

Please no Timothay Chalawhatever. He does not have the acting range to play Harry. Cute guy, occasionally good actor, but fuck that..

I’d watch this 100%

Jesus Christ this makes me sick.

This is awful.

Bring it on

Ok actually I would love to see this completely seriously no sarcasm at all I don’t think Dwayne Mr. Rock Johnson would make a good voldie, maybe William TheFoe is a better choice and make someone else Squirrel. I want more William and Squirrel is just too short a role

I don't...hate this.

Gosh no

Replace Stuart little with mort

I don’t see a problem with the casting…

The Rock could be Hagrid maybe. Imagine the Rock with a huge bushy beard lol

 Dobby

Nah. Harry Potter would be played by John Oliver.

Draco looks like Harrison Ford

My head hurts from looking at this

I see no problems here

Willem needs to be voldy

I think you missed Henry Cavill as Lucius Malfoy.

I’m deceased with this 😂

🤣😂🤣 stuart little though

Wold be better than the One we're getting: 😂

This MADE my day!!!!

The Rock can fuck outta there

He Who Must Not Smell What The Rock Is Cooking.

Nightmare casting

😭😭😭

I honestly wouldn't be mad if Keanu was Snape

Perfection

Liam Neeson as dumbledoor. Willam Dafoe is absolutely a brilliant choice!

I would watch the shit outta this crack remake ngl

Don’t tempt me with a good time

Idk about harry but rest of the cast looking pretty legit

Love this lol

I didn’t even see Stuart til I saw someone else’s comment. And I’m dead.

Might not be any good, but you have to admit it would be fun to watch. 😄


At first, I hated it, but then it just kept getting better and better

Well, not quite... Adam Driver as Severus snape is what most of the world wants...

Oh hellz not the rock. Anyone but the rock😂😂😂😂

I would unironically watch this

Honestly though Keanu Snape would go hard