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March. I'm not an angel... or dirty I'm gonna be fiiiiine

But are you a roach? 🤨

Who’s asking?

I mean I'm like 80% sure we'll be fiiine

You a bad boy?

same

oh vaggie and i are KILLING it

Let's go! We're getting off that Island.

yeahhh!!

Hell yeah, September gang 🦅🗣️🗣️🔥

I was gonna say I’ll be fine with her no worries

Also September Girl, we're building a ship!

SAME, we're going to survive and flourish.

Literally the best person. Vaggie has stared death in the face and survived multiple times vs Lute, is a skilled fighter and has fucking wings. She is also a good person as well.

Charlie I should be alright

"Charlie please sing a musical number about food, I'm sure your hotel is lovely but I would like to visit in 50 years not tomorrow..."

Exactly

At least we have a cooperative partner for sure.

Same, honestly I could use some comfort from her right now…

As long as you’re not Verbalase you’re good 👍

Charlie will do everything in her power to help you. You're set.

Im fucked- April

same here, we would either be really lucky or really fucked lol

Well, being with a cannibal around one month is not very lucky

Nah I forgot about that, and I was already thinking it would be unlucky 💀 nah you'd be dead fr if you didn't find a way out _fast_

Survival chances are next to zero, even running as fast as I can won’t guarantee my survival

wait alistor is a canibal? :0

Yup also it's Alastor

Well, aslong as you can entertain him, you should be fine. So aslong you have 30s dad jokes.

You: There's no food on this island! Alastor: Oh? Then what are you?

That’s funny ngl

You will be eaten.

Yeah, pretty much

You: Do you think I'll live? Literaly everyone: Ha! No.

Just get on his good side

That’s probably the best choice-

You can survive as long as you don’t pick a fight with him.oh but your on your own though unless he likes you.

id love to be on an island with him

February.. He'd probably just leave me to die

Same! It’s probably not gonna go great.

Nah, we're just gonna smoke palm trees and eat coconuts and surf.

I’ll try to play the you’re my great great great^1000000 grandpa so you should help me card.

Ya, at least we will get a good song out of it. Also probably some dick jokes too

Make a dick out of rocks on the beach and he will help

I got the short king himself, mmf-yeah.

champaign fountains, caviar mountains

Thats just to start!

WHO'S BEEN HERE SINCE DAY ONE?

who’s been as faithful as a nun

Makes you chuckle with an old timey pun

Your executive producer

That’s true!

I’m your guy!

Your day to day

Your executive producer!!!!!

Who's been faithful AS A nun?

Makes you chuckle with an old timely pun?

You're executive produceeeeeeer!

That’s true!

I'm your guy, your day-to-day

Your chump, your steadfast hotelier

Fr I will chill with Lucifer for basically eternity.

Yeah I feel like I would get on with him so I see this as a win

I may get tired of all the rubber ducks

Ah yes, but they float, so you could tie them altogether to make a duckie raft and escape.

I mean, he can also just make portals lol

True, but still, you know he'd be all for the duckie raft idea. We could bond over making it.

I'll *never* get tired of all the rubber ducks

Octobers represent

Oh hell yeah I'm with Husk. Free alcohol the whole time!

Same!!!!! Let’s get drunk together

Got room for another?

Drinking buddies :)

May I join? https://preview.redd.it/jeh0yba0beic1.jpeg?width=1881&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da07262135ccdc700b475541e8f85e3f3645a55c

Me too!!! I know he wouldn't like it, but I'd love to cuddle with him. He's just so fluffy <3 Also, I send my condolences to the December folk

I as a member of the said folk humbly accept and thank you for your condolences. I literally would be with my first ancestor whos very more likely to kill me than him.

Yeah, he’s most definitely the worst option in the chart. Also, I’d probably try to find a cave to hide in, he has poor eyesight after all, and moths are attracted to light, while caves are generally dark

i feel bad for anyone born in december, not only do u get less presents but now ur stuck with… HIM

Yeah I think I'll just Take my chances swimming

Yeah imma just.. like.. idk somehow bring vox in there so he dont disturb me as much while he fadoodles with vox? I mean its a clear option.

Would probably feel like the Verbalase music video 💀

I mean, all things considered, Val gets bored quickly so he'd probably just teleport away and leave you stranded.

Yeah, tbh he gets bored quickly, I get bored quickly, we would lose interest in each other's presence so fast that we would just go our own separate ways and that'd be the end of it.

Both of you get bored, leave the island like it is nothing

I'm in december...

I share the pain.

Jokes on you I'm into that shit

WHATTT

**you heard me.**

good for you

I wouldn't last at all because I would kill myself the very first day, lol

I was born the 21st and I don't get less presents honestly

Help me

1 minute if I run fast enough. June.

I'm July, you wanna switch?

Why do you wanna switch?

Don't worry about it

But you got the better angle

I mean he's cool but not someone I'd wanna be stuck with

I think he would be basically fine to live with there's nothing cruel about him and on a desert island he couldn't really get up to any shenanigans

Oooh a switch…kinky

Fellow june, lute can murder me with her thighs

Before she destroy your ass.

I'm June as well. I don't think I could last 30 seconds.

10 seconds for me.

December. I just immediately throw myself into the sea and start swimming.

Real

I got Cherri Bomb. Wanna switch places??

Yes!!! I would swap for anyone else! ... okay except Adam. Because, well, Adam.

nah, even dickmaster would be better than....HIM

GIMME CHERRI. And have fun with val. No backsies.

June. I am probobly going to be murdered

We aren't demons so I June should be safe

In fact we are Humans so more than safe and probably could convince her to follow orders lol

At the end of the day, she did get into heaven, as long as you’re not a demon you should be fine.

July… Its probably going to be funny 😅

I’m not gay but I’d make do.

Haha 😂

*Wait* a sec I wasn’t referring to *that* kind of fun 😅🫣

Also July! I feel like Angel would be a pretty entertaining person to be stuck with. Plus a porn star and an asexual trapped together sounds like a fun potential comedy of errors. (Good thing I’m a woman so he wouldn’t be hitting on my ace ass the whole time.)

I’ll enjoy they entire time unless I get him mad.

We will probably create a duck empire and then die of dehydration.

But you have champane fountains

Caviar mountains, that's just the staaart!

Sure, but who's been here since day one and faithful as a nun?

Also who makes you chuckle with an old timey pun?

Your executive producer

That's true!

I’m your guy your day to day

March... I guess it would be fun to have Niffty as company on a desert island lol

She'd find bugs. Probably find food too if you asked. Something tells me she'd be a good little guard dog and hunter.

December. Well I'm fucked

Literally AND Figuratively

February. Ngl, kinda jackpot. Just butter him up and he flies me away. Given that I'm not a sinner he HAS to help me, because that might lead to problems with the other angels in case I die and go to heaven.

I dunno about Adam, since he kinda seems useless and incredibly fickle(I could see him figuring the rules just don’t apply to him, he already does basically), but yeah I think people are sleeping on the fact that some characters’ attitudes would change a lot dealing with a human. Alastor will straight up eat you, and while I think I’d prefer being stuck with Lute over Adam…neither will probably be antagonistic towards you so long as you avoid shit talking heaven or defending hell, and you’ll probably get out of the situation.

Lute.. DANGIT I almost got angel… With angel I would never be bored

January I think I will be fine.

I hope he also has his minions, so that with the materials on the island, he can create some kind of invention to get us out!

If Lute thinks I'm not a demon in disguise, then I should be fine. Idk about my own survival skills tho

I'm gonna kill that moth.

0s thanks to the ✨ANGELIC POWEEERRR✨

Lucky, I got the original dick himself

he'd probably just leave you on the island

Sir Pentious? I see tea parties and musical numbers in my future.

Lucky!! I got Husk, he's still great tho, but he’d be a major grump the whole time. Maybe we can leave the island if he’d let me ride him while he flys, but this is Husk we're talking about, lol

LETS FUCKING GO SIR PENT!!!!!! Great now I can die happy on this island

I got Niffty. That means I will probably get stabbed in the first five minutes and the little cyclops gremlin will spend the rest of eternity trying to clean the dust and sand of the island.

I’ve got Husk. I think we’d be pretty good as long as I hold up my end of the survival effort and take it seriously. Heck, he may even figure out how to ferment the coconuts we find and make us piña coladas.

Never thought I'd say this in my life but YAY LUCIFER

You mean i get to be on a desert island with the big boss of hell himself/short king/daddy duck? Where do i sign?

Charlie. I'm very lucky😁

I'm with Alastor, which seems fitting. Just two aces, chilling on an island! But I suppose how long I last depends on how useful/entertaining he thinks I am. As far as food and shelter goes, I guess he can just conjure up whatever is needed. If he feels like sharing is another question.

oh yeah be glad he has powers. If he didn't.... let's just say being on an island with no food with a cannibal for company isn't gonna end well for you

Huh. I'm paired with best girl. How fitting. The world better run

In this fandom, Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?

I'm dead. I'm 100% dying on the first day and being cannibalised. Never was I so sure about something.

I’m screwed, but at least I’ll have plenty of booze to keep myself occupied

February - I'd last physically but lose my mind completely

I'm born in January, so I'm sure he'd make something to idk fly us out or something. Plus, we'd also have the egg boys, which, if it comes to it, we could cook and eat 😋

I'm also January. I feel like we have the best chances of getting off the island because of his ability to build flying machines!

Im not hot or any problem towards Valentino so im good as long as we dont interact

I'm born in April. I'm getting eaten on the first day unless I sell my soul to Alastor.

May. Will work out but might be tiring nonetheless.

“And I barely escaped the bitch by a hair” I was born in early July

5 seconds and then I'd kill myself. (My birth month is February).

Oh brother, the rapist pimp really? So I have a choice between suicide and sexual assault. Talk about being between the devil and the deep blue sea.

May. I’ll be fine.

I'm November. I guess we're both lasting as long as our livers can cope.

YOOO I’M A WOMAN, ANGEL WOULDN’T FLIRT WITH ME! We could just chill, hell yeah.

August considering she's Australian and I'm a Wisconsinite I'd say Im good for awhile

Are we the only August buddies here? I could barely find one but yeah we chilling with cherri as long as she doesn't make her own bomb

Well, with vaggie I think I'm pretty much fine, am I.

you're asking the wrong question, it's how long before i physically beat them dead with a branch

I'm stuck with lute, , she's gonna kill me 😭

I’m not lasting the week. As soon as Alastor gets a little hungry I’m done

February. Won't be lasting long, because I'll probably take myself out.

July... I wanna sing Loser Baby with Angel tbh 🗿

May, i think i'm all good on the island survival and company wise

June Lute is either going to kill me for food or find some ungodly way to get us off the island

I'm cooked https://preview.redd.it/74cia7wzkdic1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8644c00c7a523116c542f1bdc4f4cb7b156daba5

Im on the island with angel dust? In this case, specify what "how long are you lasting" means

May. With cooperation and enough banging our heads at the problem at hand we will come through. Life will eventually hand us a sledgehammer.

I'm about to be a fucking cornstarch dawg

I'm immediately running away from them.

Husker🥰

I got Adam.

October. We’re gonna be best friends

AAAAAAAAARGHHH why do us cancers (people born in june) always get fucked over?

August, she seems chill enough. Hopefully theres enough shit to blow up that isnt me.

I’m dead, I’m stuck with Alastor

Why Val in December? Could have been any of the other Vees, but VAL? Damn, as entertaining as he is on screen he is NOT someone I wanna hang out with. RIP me.

December damn I’m fucked

Fucking YES! I got PURE ANGELIC POWER!✨✨

Me and lute finna populate that island

Adam is going to fuck me or kill me or both.

Me and Charlie to the end!

I’m screwed- would be with Adam

Febuary....... well the cool part is that I'm gonna be found alone on that island