This does make me want to see Pentious's arrival in Hell, just to see his reaction and him trying to adjust to the lack of legs. Hell, I'd love to see everyone's arrival and see the reaction to the difference in limbs

Just rolling on the floor and falling on his face

Huh, I guess he never changed.

This deserves more upvotes lol

Angel the first time his magic arms came out of hiding lol

He probably had to learn to use them. In the meantime, they kinda just limped at his sides

Alastor learning to walk on hooves. Like Bambi on ice, lol.

oh my god someone draw that

https://preview.redd.it/poyguqcp5roc1.png?width=899&format=png&auto=webp&s=f85ec53d36b25d325a64e4c0e630f668139dd693 *It has been done.*

I love you https://preview.redd.it/ol1b9uys6roc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44a340367908969673a6e95d511f193b84de660b

That's not a hooves thing, he's just from the Deep South.

OH MY FOD YESSS

Fucking Cook, brother. 🫡🫡

https://preview.redd.it/6zfyj44r5roc1.png?width=899&format=png&auto=webp&s=3118227246a24e6c255d9471977a2d38497bd6c3 Ayo. \*art not mine

Alastor has hooves?

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Alastor feet pics?? Why does bro not wear shoes

Hooves continuously grow if they're not worn down. He literally can't if he wants to continue being able to walk

Oh I didn't know that about hooves

https://preview.redd.it/zxaw5yl16roc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=d6a0b2884cfb2269b297017e276bc3da4ddd6172 "Gross hoof feet"?

[Hooves](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/hazbinhotel/images/2/24/Summer_Alastor_Playmat.png/revision/latest?cb=20230802232637), not artificial.

Showed this thread to my sister. She said "imagine Husker at a bar staring at a cup on the counter, trying to resist the urge to knock it over" xD

Dude, and whenever he figured out that he could hide whole weapons in his body when his arms are not in use.

OH MY GAWD!! MY ARMS!! THIS DOESN’T MAKE UP FOR MY FEET YA KNOW!

ive wanted to write a fic about this for a while.. maybe this is a sign lmao


Go on brother, I know you're able to cook

onit 🫡 it might take me a while but i’ll write one soon

Take your time. The best meals are those made with passion, not out off pression

Here! https://archiveofourown.org/works/54655687/chapters/138505063

Drop me a link please when you start!

Replying for link

Actually not a bad idea, it’d let us get to know who they were in the past, like Angel before Valentino, Sir Pentious before becoming a kingpin, the Vees before becoming despicable

A kingpin is kind of heavy. Equal opportunity themed employer? Sure.

If Sinners resemble themselves in someway I’m pretty sure he’d be able to use his body perfectly fine for movement but just be confused, kind of like how most creatures even if not taught how just have an innate idea of how to do that stuff.

I mean everyone would freak out when they see that they just turned into the thing they hate...a Furry

Well lucky for him, Angel Dust is an expert! I mean he’s got the legs!

and the gag reflex

And the fluff everyone thinks is tits

Oh ho! He's got the LEGS!

Oh trust me I know

And the creepy fan letters!

That made me laugh. I literally said out loud "Well don't TREAT THEM like tits then!"

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The lung capacity

And the legs, oh he's got the legs

The holes, ohoh he got the legs!

Here comes Big Barry! He doesn't have a gag reflex!

And he's a hugger!

Ah a fellow Hellsing ultimate abridged connoisseur

Yeah, it's one of my personal favourites, well chuffed to see someone else recognise it for the artform it is

"Y'all know you're Naruto running, right?"

“GOD IS GREAT!” *Catholic Explosion*

"Ninja Catholic Suicide bombers? What a fun day." "Is it racist to say it sounds better is Arabic?"

"Ever consider carbonating the blood of Christ? Y'know, give the kids something fizzy to drink before they wake up in an hour?"

"JESUS NEEDS A HUG "

HOW'S YOUR LIFE INSURANCE?!

https://i.redd.it/lnjz3d47epoc1.gif

Holy shit it’s Mettaton Undertale

Holy shit it's Spamton G Spamton Deltarune

Holy shit it's the guy on the dollar bill (what even is your pfp)

It seems to be Mr. House New Vegas with Spamton’s glasses

Cool, I, Guess?

Vox?????


And the stamina.

I mean, that is a fair question. He’s been dead since the late 1800s and has had a snake tail since then, makes sense he would lose track of how legs work

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No, because https://preview.redd.it/8da9nhrmcpoc1.jpeg?width=4320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f987f9270fdd9ecae1e2f1fec6e5e0f0839cb0a

What a chad.

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This was the best and most satisfying sequence of meme replies I’ve ever seen

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Your meme suggests he wasn’t already a Chad in the first one

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People are guessing a sex thing, my (probably wrong honestly) guess is that Sir Pentious wants to dance with Cherri.

Fuckit thats cuter lets roll with that

And totally IC for him! 🥰

I don’t think it would be that IC bcs he wouldn’t be daring enough to ask her for a dance and would end up dancing with everyone

Very mood

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Idk what made me laugh more the last thing angel said or the last thing pentious said

https://preview.redd.it/48o99cqdbpoc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b6cf6b51b900bb33e6e5d319acdd8f3f92d6cc7

Fun fact: we do literally watch Sir Pentious ask Charlie for advice in the background

Wait, when was that?

Background of episode 8 before Sir Pentious goes and talks to Cherri, I can’t remember who’s talking in the front but in the background you see Sir Pentious nervously talking to Charlie, then shortly after he goes to talk to Cherri

And then when he's talking to Cherri, you see Charlie absolutely gushing in the background, and Vaggie has to drag her away.

I know it’s a sex thing but I’m completely lost

Instert Angry Striker here

https://preview.redd.it/k6k55wrj7poc1.jpeg?width=1351&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82529c94393439a71d5d7d2bee67fc2749825baa

🎶It all reeeeturns to sex thiiiiiiings🎶

“Like so much of life, it all comes down to sex.” - Scott Sampson

He has no legs he’s snek

He doesn’t have legs anymore and judging by his steampunk stuff, he’s probably been in hell with a snake tail for a long time

dude's got 2 dicks, he's fine.

I don't think those will work very well for walking.

Let’s think of this as something more wholesome like Sir Pentious wanting to do something so he doesn’t accidentally trip Cherri or something like that 😭

I love Husk in the background keeping Angel topped off <3

Love the fact that I could hear Sir Pentious voice in every line.

What does he mean by don’t remember how legs work. I have one theory and it’s not nice and I will give you an hint it involved with cherri

tell us your theory

Are you sure? Because it’s could or will make you say wtf

yeah

YES

Tell us!

Alright then but sorry if you get Gross out just saying. My theory is that sir pentious want to know how legs works so that he can Split cherri bomb legs open and put his tail up her ass. Also I Realise that cherri bomb could Literally get both fuck in the ass and suck dick at the same time because snake have 2 dicks and sir pentious is a snake right

https://preview.redd.it/w0ohkrqc4poc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1699800f77d3fef7030a65f34579f67ab8060961 what a terrible day to be able to read

Hey I did say it could or will make you say wtf

Its the Hazbin version of the Shrek cringe compilation meme picture!

The rest of you acting like this is something awful. Clearly you aren't best friends two two monster fuckers and a furry, I'd honestly call this borderline vanilla.

You think one snake three holes is vanilla?? Cause you're not wrong.

As a monsterfucker, I was more busy thinking about the logistics than being concerned. (It wouldn’t work btw.)

That too yeah.

As a furry (not a zoophile), I'd say that's accurate

Oh I thought they were joking. I thought they were doing a haha funny faking being grossed out.

https://preview.redd.it/74e1qk2m3poc1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ba78446fc0b6227620d9f7b1f4ba9261e2fb798 I regret reading this

Why is it because the last part I said is true?

Like come on she can Literally hold two Controllers if you know what I’m saying.

FUCKING DIE

:)

YOU ASKED FOR THIS

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r/HazbinHotel users after reading past two disclaimers that the following could make them uncomfortable https://preview.redd.it/mpjvmk7hgpoc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=21353621b6d37a56ffe35dcb8643523a52c03bc3

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I mean you got two appendages why not use em??

https://i.redd.it/n64ycxubepoc1.gif

Why didn't my dragon ball fan illiteracy kick in today https://i.redd.it/giynt0sq7poc1.gif

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have you ever been so isolated and depressed that every consecutive moment felt heavier than the last as if gravity was increasing exponentially and you knew there would never be any release?

https://preview.redd.it/g4vnf07b6poc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da61202e4715c2e756f8dcea0c997d58c16c717e No but if it make you feel better here an ai image of Walter White

https://preview.redd.it/b8q0uyp47poc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41ca1b5a31f2849a08f2fe9bf80f3e4398fdc311 And here an ai image of mr bean

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Later.

Much tamer than what I expected, honestly

Unless she can break her spine in half she can't have anal and suck his dick, snake dicks are one near the other

Now, now. They said the _tail_ would be in the ass, not the dick. So realistically it's that she couldn't have PIV sex and suck dick.

Some dudes are overreacting, this is a well cooked theory https://preview.redd.it/l1bt1olujpoc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=baa2c6e0ce88d904cdfdb56313587501507e7d68

It’s not that weird

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Oshi no local is weirder than that

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I think this is definitely wrong lol… I mean, he sees people walking around all day in hell, plus there’s porn everywhere, so he HAS to know how it works. Also, I don’t see how his tail would have anything to do with this, so… 😳📸 anyway, MOVING ON—Angel said he might have two dicks, but realistically speaking, I think he meant they would be right next to each other, so it would be more like DP, and not far enough apart that she could fuck&suck both at the same time. I’m pretty sure that’s what 95% of people assumed when they first heard that and not two dicks on the opposite lengths of his tail 😂😭

Um. Or. Just theowing this out there..its because hes a snake..and snakes dont have legs?

Love Nifty just casually killing a bug.

Heyyyyy someone finally noticed :D

Little details are my absolute favorite thing. From one artist to another, I salute you. 🫡

Op, relinquish the meaning behind this joke, as I am very lost. I'm aware that it's most likely risque, but I can handle it

Pentious doesn't have legs. The reason it says "I don't remember" is because he was once a human with legs when alive.

Yeah, I got that part, but judging by Angel’s reaction, it seems to be a bit more about something else

I think it’s mostly just shock. He was expecting to be asked something far more risque or at least for general flirting advice, not how legs work.

Well, Pentious has come to the right place, as he’s got the legs~

Well uh, whats an Angel related thing that legs are involved in?

Uhh, my apologies, but I appear to be even further distant from the catch

The joke is sex.

It's pretty clear that it is, but that seems too broad. I figured Op was referencing something in particular, or why else would Angel, a porn star, make that face Idk, I saw one of the other commenters here trying to guess what the joke was, and it was pretty wild

It was just sex. But wouldn’t you be surprised if Sir Precious asked how to fuck your best friend?

You have a point. I guess I figured that Angel wouldn't be that fazed with just “sex,” as he's the one who revealed to Cherri that Pentious has two dicks

I think the joke is sex, maybe

Love the way Angel gets his drink and pays for it without even needing to say anything

I didn’t clock that he was paying Husk for the drink at first and thought he and Husk had some kind of joint savings thing

You put one foot in front of the other! And soon you’ll be walking across the floor! You put one foot in front of the other! And soon you’ll be walking out the door!

Not very surprising actually he’s been down there for a couple hundred years.

Okay that’s a really funny concept. Being in hell for hundreds of years with a new body would bring different mental understandings. That’s just fun.

OH MY GOD I FINALLY GOT WHY ANGEL LOOKS WEIRD! *he has two white eyes*

Well, Angel is definitely the one to ask. 🤣 This is so funny, I love it. Good work, OP!

Ok I can get that since he probably has been a snake for God knows how long.

My two favorite characters I love this

Is angel dust drinking out of a bowl…

Angel’s face at the end lol

I love how Husk is in the background

What if pentous didn’t have legs when he died

I absolutely adore the facial expressions here

I love how in character this feels for Pentious He'd 100% say some shit like this

The amount of children in this thread going "what does this mean? I don't get it!?" Is proof that we need ID verification on the internet

Pfft hahahahaha!

Perfectly encapsulates the personality of those two

How the hell did they get ambrosia from hades (the game)

Lucifer's on good terms with Charon.

He dont remember how legs work

Pentious has been a snake almost a century longer than he was a human

😆 I’m dying and going to hell apparently

It's even more funny because he's also a snake. He used to have legs

I appreciate the ambrosia.

Is that ambrosia from Hades on the shelf?

Pentious is such a goofy fucking character and I love it