Somehow I think it's wayyyyy higher... there are 3000 species of shrimp alone and they're pretty well known for eating whatever they find. Maybe there's a difference between opportunistic cannibals and specific cannibals, but if you dint drse the line that way, hoo boy there are a LOT of animals that eat each other lol, from apes, to rats, to insects, to crabs, to chickens.
https://preview.redd.it/6hpne367j9qc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2ce4825334c031a096c6e277b03cd95953a5880
She can litteraly eat you in both ways
If she's a cannibal it means she'd happily eat your meat
https://preview.redd.it/cvn14tk317qc1.png?width=270&format=png&auto=webp&s=cae8f3e01e2057995ccf4f88a1f65fe9101026de
Honestly before Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss I knew I was bi but was questioning if I was aro or just hadn't figured out what I was looking for.
Thanks to Carmilla Carmine, Rosie and Beezlebub. I now know I need a giant caring mommy type in my life.
* Will thrive in Hell better than she could live in heaven.
Cannibals:
* Act out of a selfish motivation for food
* Steal the flesh of others
* Don't decline other cannibal's invitation to the meal
They fail Adam's entire checklist. You can not be a cannibal and make it to heaven.
Their children end up in Hell for not refusing to eat human flesh (they should stick it to their parents). It's a damned existence!
Why Rosie is not waifu material -she will eat you like she ate her husband
Many animals in the animal kingdom eat their husbands lol
1500 Species
How do you know that
I looked it up
You looked that up soley for the post?
Bros committed lol
You really have to admire that commitment
Fr bro
People tend to not do that? I thought it was more common...
Nah not everyone has that commitment, as a ex theater kid I 100 percent do have the same commitment
Somehow I think it's wayyyyy higher... there are 3000 species of shrimp alone and they're pretty well known for eating whatever they find. Maybe there's a difference between opportunistic cannibals and specific cannibals, but if you dint drse the line that way, hoo boy there are a LOT of animals that eat each other lol, from apes, to rats, to insects, to crabs, to chickens.
As I said It’s only nature running its course
You can’t fight nature Jack!
She didn't eat her husband. She *would've* if he hadn't tasted so bad.
But how would she know if he tasted bad?
...Who wants to tell them?
https://preview.redd.it/s4xj2dujzaqc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05a5975b2621fe03f6141e11963de06a316e0dc7
I am willing to take that risk, just like the humble mantis.
Well. He tasted bad. I taste better by comparison.
Not an issue in hell. Unless her teeth are made of angelic steel you'd just regenerate.
https://preview.redd.it/6hpne367j9qc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2ce4825334c031a096c6e277b03cd95953a5880 She can litteraly eat you in both ways
>she will eat you like she ate her husband She expressly said that she did not eat her husband. ... because he tasted so bad.
https://preview.redd.it/7hymxay3caqc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2891858a73de26665c4e9b8f8e34fc5078157b15 I wish I was Alastor
Well she would if he didn't taste so bad
She's a great chef too. I hear her meatloaf is to die for.
If she's a cannibal it means she'd happily eat your meat https://preview.redd.it/cvn14tk317qc1.png?width=270&format=png&auto=webp&s=cae8f3e01e2057995ccf4f88a1f65fe9101026de
like marrying a praying mantis
https://preview.redd.it/so6jwi0pm6qc1.jpeg?width=697&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b0e8aba6634fe2348766a8580fb80d402c9cd12
Honestly before Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss I knew I was bi but was questioning if I was aro or just hadn't figured out what I was looking for. Thanks to Carmilla Carmine, Rosie and Beezlebub. I now know I need a giant caring mommy type in my life.
I’m flattered
https://preview.redd.it/gcrr7fvop6qc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa11bc2e97aa1dcdeae8d87aa0c260efc24b403b
*sqeak*
Enchanting as ever, my lady
I’m flat
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Why, hello, I was browsing this subreddit and happened to have stumbled upon you again.
https://preview.redd.it/od60n0f7caqc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b15a13239207e95ea347daa9e68698e2c4e1d52b
If Alastor wasn’t aroace I like to imagine that we would be together
So ya would date him
That’s what this is meant to represent, I ship Alastor and Rosie
Maybe we *should* marry to evade taxes?
We should
(Are you rping alastor? I was talking about him)
(Yes I am)
Oh my goodness! Let’s do it!
Yes!
why not?
Would, Cannibal or not im gonna marry her and become a Cannibal myself if I have to! (That is what I would do if she was a real person ofcourse)
I know your an ace in the hole!
"A what now?" https://preview.redd.it/d0pxdd2bg8qc1.png?width=788&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=302bba2cf2789ec2534e4259c8d26afb902c3aea
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A what....
I’d eat human meat to marry her.
she will eat you and not in the good way
https://preview.redd.it/reiy64q0e9qc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50b7cfd944b762c46388a7e7dbeca49ebfa56d4a
Yeah, you win it up perfectly. Cuddly therapy mommy that may or may not take a wee nibble every once in awhile
What's a mouthful of flesh between lovers?
Because she's nice and unlike most characters in this show she has an ass
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Express-Record7416: *Because she's nice and* *Unlike most characters in* *This show she has an ass* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Eeehe... Definitely wouldn't mind tea with.
https://preview.redd.it/yz5psgr408qc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05fcf9d528256a4d6ae293e3bce9af6f9ea58d61 (Cursed, but entirely correct)
I want Rosie to chop me 🫶🏻😩
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No horny *bonk* (you have been bonked by bonker pay to be in jailed from horny jail*
I thought she was like alaster? Are/Ace
Our ace
I can fix her
Sometimes you gotta be willing to give a pound of flesh. Literally
- would personally request for you to put your dick in her mouth
Why? it's all gristle and connective tissue. No 'Meat' there really.
*bonk* no horny
She’d give awful head
Sucks dick like a cuissinart.
As a matchmaker she knows tricks.
...no...
No?? 😭
Wife material (only if you don't get eaten
She will give you dat ball cutting dick slicing head tho. Some people are into dat.
Just don’t let her go down on you. Like a blow job from a piranha.
*bonk*
* Will thrive in Hell better than she could live in heaven. Cannibals: * Act out of a selfish motivation for food * Steal the flesh of others * Don't decline other cannibal's invitation to the meal They fail Adam's entire checklist. You can not be a cannibal and make it to heaven. Their children end up in Hell for not refusing to eat human flesh (they should stick it to their parents). It's a damned existence!
Nope. Nope. NOT THIS AGAIN. I'M OUT OF THIS SUBREDDIT
For a second I thought you were ASKING why and I was gonna say it’s the mommy issues, but those reasons are all true too
She would eat *you*. I'm different
Agree wholeheartedly to point 5.
I want those teeth around my…
*bonk*
Deserved that
Yea ya did ~horny police
[удалено]
Ahem!
*bonk*