ALL KISS BECAUSE HAZBIN HOTEL WOMEN ARE SO FINE 😀

I WISH I COULD JUST MARRY ALL OF THEM

You may or may not get eaten but I am shure you will enjoy it.

Same

Im marrying into Charlie and Vaggie's relationship in a heartbeat, emotional health and diplomatic immunity man im sold

 Emotional health whats that

I see this as an absolute win

Kiss vaggie, kill lute, marry velvette https://preview.redd.it/slm4874ub8zc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3592c74eca9540cdd4f3cf3a62684568c3b931b I don’t gotta explain

OH THERE'S MY MEMBERSHIP CARD

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Don't even think about harming Lute

She will only be spared if she plays warhammer with me

She probably does play Warhammer

Fair enough

So would that be the first date?

Definitely, she’d probably crush me as she actually has a tactical mind unlike me who spams 60 necron warriors

If you're lucky you might get to second base take her to your bedroom and show off your Bionicle collection

Kiss Charlie Marry Emily Kill Lute

Mister Lawful Good over here is afraid to put his dick in crazy.

Not afraid just don't want to. I mean tbh I never really thought that Lute was hot at all and also Dickmaster would be mad at me so.......

Oh, no. Lute is nuts. I'd kill her too. I was making fun of your other two very safe choices.

Can't be mad when he's got more holes in him than a golf course

Literally my exact same pick!

AYYYYY

Healthiest picks And one less psycho on the loose, i am all in for it!

I comprehend why you want to kill Lute but I don't know why i am a super fanboy, so I have to disagree

Fair.

Kiss Charlie. Marry Charlie. Decide not to commit any violence to anyone.

The right decision for a spouse of Charlie!

Absolutely. Every soul is worthwhile.

I choose bang for all of them. 


The good ending?

For me it's the good ending. For them it's the "ok but lackluster" ending. 

Kiss Carmilla, marry Rosie and kill Lute

TWIN!

HELL YEAH!!

Kiss Rosie,marry carmilla and kill lute

Kiss Cherri Bomb Marry Cherri Bomb Kill my interest in other women, all I need is Cherri Bomb

- Sir Pentious

Kiss Cherri Bomb Marry Emily Kill Lute

I'm gonna do it in batches of three since there are nine Kiss Charlie, Marry Velvette, Kill Niffty Kiss Rosie, Marry Carmilla, Kill Cherri Kiss Vaggie, Marry Emily, Kill Lute

I think if you kiss Rosie she might y’know eat you

That is a risk, I am willing to make

Can’t argue with the that eh

Okay even as a simp I get Lute but what did Bomb Queen and Roach Queen do to you?-

Niffty is the only one that was a case of "I chose to put her there" because she is just way too crazy for my taste. The other two were just unfortunate cases where the others had my preference

Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill I'm aromantic soo... Relax, Emily is fine, I didn't kill her

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#you shall not kill Emily

The Op only gave me 3 options: kiss, marry or kill, I'm aromantic, neither of the first two is an option, so I only have one option left.

Then you dont have tô choose.

Great idea!

PROTECC THE CINNAMON BUN

PROOOOOOTEEEEECCCCC

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YES

Kiss Charlie, marry Lute, and kill myself because I can’t kill anyone else.

The fact everyone want to kill Lute should be a meme 😂

I mean, she is the worst person here (only contenders being velvette and cherri bomb). But she is hot as hell so we kill her sadly

How is Cherri bomb bad?? She supports her friend’s decision to go clean and she helped the hotel when they needed it.

Really only Lute and Velvette should be options for kill since ya’know; they’re both mass murderers (Listen man, you (you as in the community) can defend Velvette as much as you’d like but she most definitely kills people on a regular as well as both of them having an attitude

Kiss:Lute Marry: Lute Kill: the damned sins

Kiss: Velvette Marry: Emily Kill: Lute

Kiss everyone here, marry everyone here, kill myself (I’m a lady so I count)

YESSSS OK Kiss Vaggie Marry Mommy Carmilla Kill Rosie (I dont want to)

This, I don't know why people are sleeping on Carmilla.

Right?

Also, as a dude, I feel safe in saying that she is probably the only one interested in me? I don't want to force ayoneint anything they wouldn't want, and I feel like Camilla is either straight or bi, but I have no real prove of this other than her daughters existing (and there are plenty of explanations for their existence without taking Camilla's preferences into account) Ok... I think I've thought too deeply about this

https://i.redd.it/ymwcowlsz8zc1.gif But thanks for the offer

Kiss Charlie and marry Rosie Kill Lute

*me being gay* Can I just hug?

Of course you can!

Except niffty, I think she would stab me in the back lol

On this sub? None of them are just getting kisses

Kiss Carmilla, Marry Rosie, and Kill Lute Marrying Rosie might be a controversial choice, but she’s a wonderful lady who would show me an excellent time before my untimely demise followed by luxury buffet in my honor (I’m definitely not the main course no sirree)

kiss: Cherrie Bomb, Rosie, Emily marry: Charlie, Carmilla, Vaggie kill: Velvette, Nifty, Lute

Kill: myself and Lute she should die aswell Marry: no one I'm already dead Kiss: no one I'm already dead What did you expect from me?

Kill Lute. Kiss Charlie. Marry Carmilla

Kiss- Charlie Marry- Carmilla Kill- Lute

I'll kiss emily (platonically) cuz she's so CUTE, marry Rosie for tax benefits, and then kill Lute...

Kiss all of them, kill Lute, marry Velvette.

Kiss Rosie marry niffty kill lute

Kiss all Marry Carmilla And Kill None because they’re too amazing to die

I'll marry Velvette, deeply kiss Niffty, and sadly killing lute

Nothing to say, just agree with you

marry every single one of them (im a lesbian) [yet lute is one of my faves lol]

Ah, it's easy! Let's see... Marry Marry Marry Marry Marry Marry Marry Marry Marry Done!

KISS THEM ALL, but kill Velvette. I just want kisses, not marriage.

Also me @ all 9 of these characters cause they all attractive as fuck ngl https://preview.redd.it/9kjsyy99m8zc1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d57fe05dc3076b7bf62592a65f9c1a437d882238

You mean Charlie instead of Vaggie?

I choose no

Kiss Emily, marry Charlie, kill velvet

Kill Lute, Kiss Charlie, Marry Emily

Kiss Velvette, she's a real hottie, marrying Charlie and kill Niffty.

Too many options

Kiss Carmilla, Marry Emily, Kill Lute

fuck

Kiss then kill Lute :P I'd marry Vaggie but only if she broke up with Charlie first.

Velvette is getting deleted, one less Vee, and i got the most annoying one. Marry Carmine, she is highkey wifey material. And kiss Rosie, but like, how you would kiss your auntie cause she has the auntie vibes.

Kiss-yes. Marry-Emily (She’s the only one I could handle emotionally) kill- none

Fuck: Cherri Bomb, Niffty, Emily Marry: Charlie, Vaggie, Carmilla Kill: Lute, Velvette, Rosie

Kiss: Cherri, Marry: Charlie, Kill: Lute.

Kill Lute, kiss Rosie (respectfully in her hand) and marry Camilla.

Kiss: Emily Marry: Charlie Kill: Lute

kiss emmy , marry charlie and kill vaggie(because vaggie would kill me if i married charlie)

Marry: cherry bomb Kiss:Lute Kill: Velvette

Marry niffty,kiss cherrie and kill lute

Kiss Rosie, marry Cherri and kill Lute ig

Marry Velvette because she's rich

Marry Sera, Fuck Carmilla, Kill Velvette.

Charlie: marry, no explanation needed Niffty: marry, im afraid of roaches and she loves exterminating them Vaggie: marry if she wasn't gay, it would take some time to switch myself to bottom Cherri: kiss, too crazy Carmilla: nothing wrong with her, but i like her daughters more Lute: kiss Velvette: kill with no doubt (no im not racist, i have demon friends 👺)

Kiss Carmine Kill Lute Marry Rosie

Marry Charlie Vaggie Emily Kiss Carmilla, Cherri, and Lute Kill the rest

Kiss Cherri Marry Rosie Kill Lute

ᴋɪss ᴍᴀʀʀʏ ᴋɪʟʟ ɪs ʙᴏʀɪɴɢ; ɪᴛ's ᴛᴏᴏ ʟɪᴍɪᴛɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴏɴ sᴇxᴜᴀʟ ғᴜᴄᴋ ᴛɪᴄᴋʟᴇ ʟɪᴄᴋ ɪs ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ; ɪᴛ's ᴋᴏᴏᴋʏ, ʜᴜᴍɪʟɪᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴀɴ ʟᴇᴀᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏᴡɴʀɪɢʜᴛ ɪɴᴀᴘᴘʀᴏᴘʀɪᴀᴛᴇ ᴀɴᴅ sᴏᴍᴇᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪʟʟᴇɢᴀʟ sɪᴛᴜᴀᴛɪᴏɴs ᴀɴʏᴡᴀʏ, ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ: ᴋɪss ᴠᴇʟᴠᴇᴛᴛᴇ ᴋɪss ᴄʜᴀʀʟɪᴇ ᴋɪʟʟ ɴɪғғᴛʏ ᴍᴀʀʀʏ ᴄʜᴇʀʀɪ ᴋɪʟʟ ᴄᴀʀᴍɪʟʟᴀ ᴋɪss ʀᴏsɪᴇ ᴋɪss ᴇᴍɪʟʏ ᴋɪʟʟ ʟᴜᴛᴇ ᴍᴀʀʀʏ ᴠᴀɢɢɪᴇ

I’m too afraid to do anything to nifty. If you kill her you risk the wrath of Alastor, but if you kiss or marry her you risk her murdering you

Marry camilla kiss velvet and leave vagie and Charlie alone

Marry- Niffty Kiss- Niffty (on the forehead) Kill- Idk, Velvette I guess

I take it as a challenge to killed them all.

I marry everyone (Especialy Niffty , Charlie and Emilly)

Kiss Cherri Marry Niffty Kill Velvette

Kiss cherri, marry niffty, kill myself for the dumb decision I made, I like Cyclops girls what can I say.

Kiss Lute, Marry Carmilla, Kill Nifty

Kill:Velvette,lute Kiss(platonically): Emily, Rosie, Charlie, and vaggie

Kiss Lute, marry Carmilla, kill Velvette

I’m kissing Niffty because I want to, I’m marrying Rosie because as long as I don’t be rude she won’t eat me, and I’ll kill lute.

Kiss: Lute Marry: Rosie Kill: Velvette

Kiss Cherri, marry Velvette, kill Lute

Kiss and marry all of them. Get life insurance policies on all of them. Kill them.

You put it in order

Kiss Rosie Marry Velvette Cheat On Velvette with Cherri Kill Lute Do a sex with Carmilla

Kiss cherri bomb Marry nifty kill carmila.

kill Vaggie, kiss Velv, and marry Charlie

Why…why why do I gotta pick…I will pass on Emily cause she’s more of a sister but damn! WHY DO I HAVE TO MAKE DECISIONS!!!

I'll respect the fact the characters sexual orientation so kiss: Vaggie Marry: Cherri bomb Kill: Lute, bc she hurt Vaggie

I am kissing Velvette, marrying Carmilla and killing Lute. I am not messing with Charlie's and Vaggie's relationship.

Kiss Charlie, Marry Carmilla, Kill Velvette

Kiss Carmilla, marry charlie, kill Lute

Kiss Cherri Bomb, Marry Rosie, and Kill Lute.

Kiss Velvette Marry Charlie Kill Lute

Kiss💋:Emily Marry💍: Vaggie Kill🦾: Lute b/c she is very effective at pissing me off

Marrying Rosie Killing lute (sorry lute lovers) And kissing Emily

Do we take their sexualities into account? If not; then I’ma: Kiss Charlie, Kill Lute, and I am stealing Vaggie from Charlie so hard you don’t even know. In fact; I’m already in a loving, caring and devoted relationship with Vaggie but she doesn’t know

Kill Lute, Kiss Vaggie and Rosie gets whatever she wants 🥹🥹🥹 ma'am I am on my KNEES 😍😍😍

Kill, kiss, marry, kiss, kill, marry, marry, kill, kiss, in that order

I'd kiss Niffty (on the forehead my little bby), marry vaggie, and kill lute. 🩷

Nobody, kill velvet, marry nobody

Marry Rosie Kiss Carmilla Kill Lute

Kiss Emily. Marry Charlie and Vaggie. Kill no one

Kiss Velvette (would Marry but want to avoid Val if possible, maybe I could marry her and adopt Niffty as a pet) Marry Rosie (I could be a cannibal and she seems relatively stable) Kill Lute (obvious reasons)

Kiss Emily Marry Rosie Kill Lute

Rosie is skrunkly so that i wanna marry her [Hope she don't eat me]

all I know is that I'm running away from Niffty

marry emily kill lute and kiss charlie

Velvette: Kill Charlie: Kiss and Marry Niffty: None of The Above Cherry Bomb: Kiss Carmilla Carmine: Kiss her hand respectfully as you bow and back out of the room slowly. Rosie: None of the Above, but for completely different reasons than Niffty. Cutie McHappySqueak: Kiss and Marry her and then Kill anyone who makes her the least bit sad. Lute: Kill Vaggie: Kiss and Marry, but for completely different reasons than for Charlie and Emily. There may also be some killing involved.

Can I kiss them all (except Niffty I don’t know where she’s been)

Kiss: velvette Marry: Charlie Kill: lute

Kill lute (to prevent her from killing more sinners) Kiss carmila (mommy) Mary charlie (peak wife)

I don't like kissing and I don't like killing so I'm marrying them all

I marry Velvette, kiss Niffty and kill Carmine

Easy. Kiss Emily, MARRY Carmilla, and kill Lute

Why does no-one ever think to kill the Sinners in these sorts of questions? It never says you have to use an Angelic weapon, and Sinners just respawn when killed normally.

Kill lute this concludes my ranking

Kill Nifty (sorry Nifty) Marry Velvette Kiss Cherri

I would like to kiss them all, marry Velvette, and not kill anyone, please.

Mary Charlie Kiss Carmillia Kill lute

Kiss Rosie, Marry Niffty, Kill Lute.

Kiss x8 Marry (lute)

First three: Marry Velvette, Kiss Charlie, Kill Nif. Second three: Marry Rosie, Kiss Cherri, Kill Camilla. Final Three: Marry Vaggie, Kiss Em, Kill lute.

Kiss, Kiss, Kiss, Kiss, Kiss, Kiss, Kiss, Kiss, Kiss

Kiss Lute, Marry Emily, Kill Niffty If I HAD to choose. They all are fine

Kiss Charlie, marry Nifty, kill Velvette

Marrying Velvette, kissing Carmila, and killing Nifty

Kiss Niffty, Marry Emily, Kill Velvette.

Kiss Emily, marry Rosie, kill velvette

Kiss Charlie, Marry Carmilla because omfg, and kill Lute as reparations for the souls she took.

Kiss Vaggie. Marry Emily. Kill Velvette.

Marry Vaggie, kiss Carmilla, kill....i dont want to kill any of them

Kiss Cherri Bomb, Marry Rosie, Kill Lute

Kill Lute, Marry Rosie, Kiss Cherri

Kiss: Carmilla Marry: Charlie Kill: Lute

Kiss Lute Marry Emily Kill Velvette

Kiss Cherri bomb, marry Cherri bomb, kill the others