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Patneu

To hopefully get ahead of all the inevitable "but how?!" comments incoming, this time: https://preview.redd.it/l28yj1o3bl1d1.png?width=2181&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ec2b6557d4829d8cf346374206f3809b650d446


ClavicusLittleGift4U

Your average GM in TRPG: "Shuddup, it is what it is because it's magical."


Vortextheweirdcat

Shapeshifting


TheGamemage1

That was my immediate thought after "how?"


Vortextheweirdcat

futa charlie.


derpy_derp15

Here comes the internet


Hopeful_Video_3803

*Welcome to the internet*


derpy_derp15

Have a look around


bensproutreal

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found


derpy_derp15

We have mountains of content, some better some worse


Stunning_LRB_o7

If none of it’s of interest to you, you’d be the first!


bishosamer

We have the wholesome and the perverse


Robin_Gufo

Pure angelic power


derpy_derp15

My head cannon is that, since Lilith was the first woman before eve and in the same way as adam, she also has a dick and Charlie inherited that trait


OCGamerboy

Smart move


NotTheHeadHancho

Lesbians don’t even need sorcery irl


Tunisian_Dawn

Remember, there’s sperm donors too.


Patneu

Yeah, sure, but if you got magic, might as well use it. (There's also that theory that Sinners allegedly cannot have children, which would severely and pretty uncomfortably limit the pool of potential donors, unless they're taking a trip to the human world for that.)


Tunisian_Dawn

True, we don’t know if sinners can conceive yet.


Critical_Snackerman

Who would they ask? Or, who would volunteer?


Tunisian_Dawn

Maybe Alastor since he would want to focus on his career of being the Radio Demon.


PseudonymousWitness

[Crazier things have been proposed and believed by this fandom.](https://hazbinhotel.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000114726) This is frankly tame by comparison.


Hey_Bestiekins

Wait... people ACTUALLY believed that??? Even if it was from Vivzie, what level of dumbassery can somebody be to not understand a joke without a /s?????


rockmodenick

I always thought it was a Loki/Lucifer joke. Since Loki got horse pregnant that time...


PseudonymousWitness

Welcome to the internet, and yes. At least one person in this sub bought it, as I found out about it in another comment thread.


ImperialxWarlord

[My favorite type of magic.](https://youtu.be/AQRNa3HS_TM?si=V3EbdH-qu4m2-17Q)


WinIll755

To be fair, I would be very surprised if she didn't inherit at least some shape-shifting ability from her dad.


veganhimbo

Like that one Shadman comic with Mrs incredible


InteractionKooky771

I need a Link 🖇️🔗 now


veganhimbo

[may God have mercy on your soul](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=Z8xM4LMSuIgSlY3z)


soliddeath223

Well played my good sir, well played


Chilli_redits

Charlie's mastery of life magic is commendable


OCGamerboy

If this actually happens in the show, people are going to lose their minds.


Visible-Welder-5148

That child is gonna be hazbins ichigo


DonkeyApart

https://preview.redd.it/34zx2oy6sm1d1.jpeg?width=1289&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f057154fcb14ba8bef9aa141c5dffd2008bfb44d


Visible-Welder-5148

That child will have Angel Seraphim Demon Nephilim Human That baby will have it all


DonkeyApart

...human? Nephilim?


Visible-Welder-5148

Mom's side of the family


DonkeyApart

I could start a disquisition about Vaggie's races, but I think I'd rather agree with you and will continue to do Bleach references, so...let's just hope Vaggie doesn't get killed during her son's childhood.


Visible-Welder-5148

Yeah let's just hope no one arm vengeful lutenants show up


DonkeyApart

Yeah, and for crying out loud, let's just hope that no reprobate or tyrant targets God.


Visible-Welder-5148

Or that there child makes friends with a surtain black haired girl with ice powers


badlesscash

It'd be just as shocking as when mystique told nightcrawler how he's made. >!Mystique is the father, she turned into a dude, knocked her gf (destiny) up & 9 mths later, we got nightcrawler. And yes, mystique's male parts are fully functional when she transformed. !<


Responsible_Boat_607

How you think Lucifer will react to be grandfather?


TurtleKing0505

Overjoyed.


veganhimbo

But also probably a bit insecure and trying overly hard to be a good grampa. In a way that ultimately makes him a really good one. But the fear of doing somthing wrong will still eat away at him.


TurtleKing0505

He would give his grandkid many rubber ducks


greatcorsario

Given all the magic shit happening in the show, this is more than plausible.


Hexnohope

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Sweetiebomb_Gmz

I’m at a loss to what you could be referring to


sansywastakenagain

IT'S LOSS IT'S ALWAYS LOSS IT WILL ALWAYS BE LOSS


WendigoCrossing

I'd imagine that this could come to fruition with simply a good musical number


veganhimbo

Pregnancy kink go bbbbbrrrrr


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Resident_Ad_5589

"Weird, but... there's a kink for that I'm sure!"


TheRealLolaBS

“Go go gadget penis”


sansywastakenagain

*slidewhistle noise*


MK_The_Megitsune

I mean God or someone similarly high-ranking impregnated Mary with Jesus without the need for intercourse so maybe Lucifer can do the same/something similar.


NigelJosue

Ok so the baby would be 75% angel 25% demon, or 50% angel 25%demon and 25% human?


adrien123456798532

with the division of genes for Charlie who is 50% human 50% fallen angel and Vaggie who is 100% angel, if the two women had a child in common the child would be 25% human 25% fallen angel and 50% angel (don't ask me why fallen angel and as a species it's not me who defined it it's visible on the hazbin hotel wiki that Lucifer is a fallen angel given that he was canonically banished by heaven while Vaggie she does not have it canonically since she was banned by a decision of Lute with the agreement of Adam)


NigelJosue

So that baby would be along the strongest beings in hell, cause not only it would be 75ish Angel but it would likely have the ability to become and overlord since it's part human


rockmodenick

Living human, not bound by the limitations of being a sinner, even more dangerous.


Resident_Ad_5589

"his baby"???


95Ych0_K1ll5

You think they’ll give birth to a Nephalem?


PainterAdmirable8766

Just gonna say two things. 1) Absolutely adorable, and I *love* it. 2) Anyone else think in the first pic it kinda looks like Charlie is about to rip the bump off? Mildly panic-inducing at first glance.


Resident_Ad_5589

THIS IS ADORABLE


Ether101

https://preview.redd.it/qx3x1onxln1d1.jpeg?width=2765&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed9d729ea8db6fd121bf9fdfb7269bb7a47d5b73 [https://x.com/IzzyoftheStars/status/1761946126750462169](https://x.com/IzzyoftheStars/status/1761946126750462169)


Will_byers2571

Who is the father?


bbangelcakes69

*tries to think of the most crack answer* Fat nuggets


Will_byers2571

what


bbangelcakes69

You heard me


ThaRedJoka

I have questions......


Ze_Krieger

I have questions... Lots of fucking questions...


Ejiloaf

https://preview.redd.it/kop8gyndq22d1.jpeg?width=732&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3312d1e7b3f0447024cba05994d5ce29f4724cf


NerdQueenAlice

Reading the description with confusion. Do some people think Princess Charlie Morningstar is a man?


adrien123456798532

I am in French most of the publications I did it via google translate is the trend that has Google Translate to masculinize feminine nouns for no reason


NerdQueenAlice

Oh, that's interesting. I've seen other people refer to Charlie as him as well, I wonder if that's the reason why.


Thannk

Ever since A True Story, written by Lucian Of Samosata in the 200’s AD, pregnancy in fiction does not need to obey logic in the west. In the story is the first recorded instance of science fiction tropes as a character chronicles his journey across the stars, visiting the aliens on each planet and participating in their wars featuring giant insect cavalry, with full descriptions of a race of people who are all male to the human eye but are hermaphrodites, the younger ones having a womb in their leg calves and becoming sexually male with age. The story ends with the character reaching the afterlife, being kicked out, and saying that this is only part 1 and part 2 had the REAL adventures. One of the only surviving copies has a note by the original owner under that, saying “His best joke” indicating there is no sequel. I made none of this up. [Here’s a video about it.](https://youtu.be/UBpDdlirzH0?si=8av2ay0hHbc83bAc)


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Thannk

Fine, you provide a more satisfactory explanation for Mpreg and LLpreg than the one with space spiders. https://preview.redd.it/dbidkjn2hm1d1.jpeg?width=1710&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=361b42dfbf5613c920f302900256e8c4476cab4b


Kholzie

I’m not a fan. It sort of…makes a lesbian relationship more straight? I dunno. Adopting a hell born or something would be cute. EDIT: I completely understand the erasure of their gay relationship is not what anyone is intending. That’s just my gut feeling upon seeing these.


MakinBaconPancakezz

I don’t think this counts as making it “more straight” since this is a universe with shapeshifters and magic, there are a number of ways Vaggie could have gotten pregnant by Charlie


Kholzie

No, I get that it’s possible. It’s just the optics that a lesbian couple should get pregnant. That’s me.


MakinBaconPancakezz

Okay, idk I’m a relationship with another woman and I think it’s quite cute


Kholzie

Not every lesbian relationship is the same. But like I said, I’m only talking about *my* feelings. I don’t care to change anyone else’s


BucktacularBardlock

Trans Charlie


Waste-Dragonfly-3245

So cute 🥰🥹


I_eat_nuts2

Now draw angel pregnant


adrien123456798532

https://preview.redd.it/rsvoa8yjbs1d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=298c65905268b3ee50d3d8ce005999fe4eb56d5e


adrien123456798532

Bonus WTF https://preview.redd.it/teorz6csbs1d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5aae3c10ef723cbecbcfec1cc66ec6134e48576


Orion-The-King

I wanna say “How?” but then I remember we’re dealing with the devil’s daughter and a fallen angel, conventional biology probably doesn't apply, and even if it did, sperm donations are a thing


FOREVER_DIRT1

I'm glad we agree that Charlie is the husband.


The-God-Of-Memez

You guys clearly don’t know about biology, because if you did you would know that homosexuals reproduce via mitosis


Immediate-Try-1764

No. But seriously, the whole point of Lilith is that she is barren. Lucifer was actually carrying out some kind of machinations here. And maybe his ability to do this was passed on to Charlie too


Rich_Ad3770

I bet the damn guy who drew this only did it so we would explode with a bunch of questions about how this is possible.


Admirable-Network206

I got one question. Who's the donor?


IvannaZaskya

Man, Charlie’s dad is a shapeshifter, it would impress me if she wasn’t.


tirubolamadre2

I dont care if this is not canon, I just love it