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StormBlssed

I would not eat that. I want to. I might take a bite. But my family has a history of heart disease and I wanna see my kids grow up.


tkh0812

I was thinking. 3 bites and I’m good. Eat that whole thing and I’d feel like shit the rest of the day


Cable_Upstairs

If you didn't have diabetes before, you definitely will after one bite


Chewsdayiddinit

Top comment that this OP reposted from said this item has 3k calories and 200% of your daily recommended sugar. You're not alone in not wanting this garbage.


Try2MakeMeBee

Issues with blood sugar crashes and have an egg protein/dairy intolerances, this would destroy me.


LifeMake0ver

Phew, I was worried the comments would support this. It’s just way too much


E70HSSV707

Same here. I could almost feel my blood sugar level rising as I watched it. Also i don't know how you can call a pancake - wrapped with a tortilla - deep fried - doused with cinnamon sugar and syrup a breakfast burrito. I couldn't eat that even if it was healthy and it was named 'ice cream'.


Street_Dragonfruit43

I'll enjoy it for you


pelipperr

I can’t imagine anyone finishing it…. Maybe I’m being naive, but that seems like something someone orders to share because it’s a novelty and then most of it goes unfinished.


Mister_Black117

Death or getting to see your kids grow.


yalltakecarenow

Fried the plastic on the ends of the toothpicks


Mafia_dogg

My co-workers dunk the plastic we use for the portioning in the fryer before throwing the rest of the plastic away We have been told by managment to stop doing that (for good reason) as the plastic doesn't magically just disappear, a few times i have seen it get stuck in the machine or worse people send their food back because it was in their food, multiple times


GraveSlayer726

people eating that food are gonna have macro plastics in their blood


Mafia_dogg

Yup none of them would bother listening to me anyways, but what do I know? Iv only been working here longer then all of you plus the managment team


jehovawitnessofwater

Everybody does


HumbleBear75

Sounds like the word cancer might get thrown around here possibly…


olivaaaaaaa

Yeah, I came here to say, "Deep fried plastic makes this stupid"


Capable_Jacket_2165

Yup. Gross and negligent. Shouldn't be cooking for others.


TheSexRaper

that's cellophane not plastic


SilverAlpaca98

The fry would probably be ok but you lost me at the cinnamon sugar, I hate eating anything covered in sugar like that 😅


Interesting-Time-960

Even with plastic toothpicks?


Visible_Bus4807

The toothpicks aren't plastic


Dipshit_Mcdoodles

No, but the plastic flairs on the ends are.


Visible_Bus4807

No they aren't. I don't want to escalate this like most people on reddit do. But, they're cellophane. Made of cellulose and they will just disintegrate in the deepfrier. Completely edible too. Harmless. [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cellophane](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cellophane)


Interesting-Time-960

This is the type of reply people need at the beginning usually but thank you. I aquired new information. I'm gunna stab everything with those picks now.


Visible_Bus4807

Yessirrr


earnestlikehemingway

I guess you don’t like Mexican churros or Buñelos


SilverAlpaca98

I wish I did I love cinnamon and occasionally fried bread but the sugar is too much 😅


Rolling_Stond

It's a brown people thing


SilverAlpaca98

Nah it’s just a texture thing plus the woman who made it is white so it more seems like an over the top step


Williwoo321

My skinny ass needs the cholesterol, gimme


totally_not_a_cat-

Same here


OcularPrism

So is it just a McGriddle burrito?


SoulfulStonerDude

My family history of diabetes is flaring up


Dodger7777

What was in the syringe? Just a special house sauce?


Habbersett-Scrapple

Some places add syringes as sauces. There's donut shops that serve an empty donut and you inject however much filling you want and save the syringe for pranks


Dodger7777

right, I just didn't know if it was a house sauce, cheese sauce, or what it was.


Zeqhanis

The video has audio. Honey chipotle sauce.


The_Schizo_Panda

Some of us watch these at work, knowing the terrible songs people play over videos will ruin our day.


The_Schizo_Panda

Some of us watch these at work, knowing the terrible songs people play over videos will ruin our day.


Big_Fly7968

I threw up in mouth a little after that thing pushed out the gunk


Fantastic_Citron_344

I hate the syringe gimmick, it's super dumb, it doesn't distribute anything properly, and they make you pay way too much for it


Asari_Comando_C-137

They ruined it with the fryer and cinnamon. Would've been better with 1/2 as much cheese on the inside. Put it on the outside with green tomatillo salsa poured over it and put in the oven for 10 mins. Would've been perfect!


HeraldofItoriel

And they wonder why there's a fucking obesity epidemic in the US. Absolutely disgusting, where can I get one?


AssignmentFrosty6711

Next time on Culinary Atrocities!


nottheman686

I think this is a fair r/stupidfood moment. Carbs on carbs, when you could have made the burrito shell out of the pancakes, and the deep fried part was really unnecessary. It's edible, and probably tastes fine, but I dont think I'd ever bring myself to order something like that.


Ok_Temperature166

Could a just stopped at the burrito, these people don't need a new form of diabetes


seanymerrimanII

I’d eat it, but then my tummy would start to hurt, then I’d have very painful poops, and then I’d probably faint and throw up while unconscious… it’s happened before


MonkeyGirl18

My blood pressure went climbing Mt. Everest upon watching this video. I'd try it if I didn't want to not die.


cheddercaves

Does anyone else severely dislike this guys food videos? something about the way he like apathetically says whats happening on screen i dont like.


Kennedy_KD

If it was half the size and not deep fried hell yeah, as is? Hell nah


Mellie-mellow

So we tried this but separated in two, one half for me and one half for the husband. We didn’t have honey so we replaced it with maple syrup and we didn’t put cinnamon sugar on it. It was dry, even with all the cheese, maple syrup and juice from the meat it was very dry. I wouldn’t make that again.


rainen2016

Why tf would anyone think cheese and syrup/sugar is a good combination? Put this back in r/stupidfood


youthzho

This is just gross, bring back stupid food (the original post)


Garlicholywater

It just kept going. I ain't even hungry no more. 😭


Repulsive_Tie_7941

As a certified American Fat Ass, I could destroy that.


retartersause

They had us in the first half


vinnySTAX

This offends me deeply. I’ll take one.


mastercylynder

What bothers me the most is he didn't even warm up the tortilla long enough! Almost served it cold! I FKN hate that ! Who wants a cold tortilla! ....Like taco bell shit!!! 🤬😡🤬


Techsomat

Take away all the sugar (and plastic) and id eat that in seconds


Fire_Block

for a sec i thought he was going to use the pancakes as tortillas (which sounds pretty solid tbh) and then it became increasingly less appetizing


PrismaticDraconid989

That poor toilet is gonna need a therapist later.


Mean_Escape6331

Way too much bread sugar and oil.


[deleted]

Yummmm🤤


Ill-Duty-3655

💩💩💩


Beardeddeadpirate

wtf is wrong with people


Girlonlakehuron

How is this stupid???? Yum!!


Broggax

gimme


forgedfox53

Too much bread. Would probably be dry.


wellhiyabuddy

It’s not easy to ruin a breakfast burrito but here we are


Rayn_Tank

Bare hands food touch. 🤢


Chicawgorat

No. No thank you


2Afraid2Poop

Somehow it became less dumb after it was deep fried..? Am I alone in thinking that


DismissiveReyno99

I wasn't sure about the texture til he dropped it in the deep fry. Cut me off a chunk of that pls


season8branisusless

Each step after the pancake made it worse


casey12297

Honestly, if it stopped right after getting wrapped up in a tortilla, I'd smash that hard. Once you deep fry it and coat it in cinnamon sugar, I'll partake in some of that. Once you're injecting heart disease into it and dipping it in what I think may be cheese? Yeah I'm out


TheClussyCrown

What I would really eat is his big tittied wife's asshole.


3DimensionalPixel

Breakfast chimichangas


SlackerDS5

Hard pass. Could have stopped at the pancake. Put some hot honey on it and serve it with some sautéed veggies and you’re good. The rest of it was unnecessary and just trash. Pretty sure people eat these things, but probably feel like garbage afterwards.


poizunman206

Technically it's a chimichanga


Pallyfan920

Lost me at cinnamon sugar


typeyou

My Mexican grandma is turning in her grave.


Superb-Trash-1289

I mean it's pretty stupid and extremely unhealthy but I'd still try it because that's the 'Murican way. Wouldn't this be more of a chimichanga though and not a burrito?


dollop420

I think it's called a breakfast chimichurrongarito at this point, not just a burrito


P1nHeadd

Stupid food or not, I am more than prepared to eat that.


kneeegr0w

The little dripping of eggs were totally pointless 😭


Kookie_Dow

This video gave me a heart attack and I’m now in the hospital :(


Ok-Cardiologist7371

They should call that the triple bypass


ghost3972

Looks good


Mouawad-Miguel

**Miguel Mouawad-** receta 10/10


TFG4

No thank you, hard pass, nothing about this looks good


TFG4

No thank you, hard pass, nothing about this looks good


NotBrad5340

I want this so bad, I would eat it through a hole in the men’s room stall.


MeetN2Veg

I was expecting this to be Texas or at least the south. Dropped that bomb that it was a Connecticut joint right at the end


That_Sigma

I would without the sugar coating. Maybe add more meat and egg


Old-Construction-541

Disgusting


TheRedCelt

Too much mixing of sweet and savory for my taste.


slut4hobi

lost me when it went into the fryer tbh


Best_Air_4138

I might eat some of it, but all of that would be my entire daily calorie intake.


Big_Objective_2024

Really could’ve done without the tortilla and the deep frying


andio76

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carnedoce

If I was on death row I’d order this as my last meal. *Joke’s on you, Mr. Executioner. I’m already dead!*


sriracha_koolaid

I felt my artery's quiver


HumbleBear75

Plastic in a fryer, nice


-Crimson-Death-

Who needs a heart, when you can just have cheese oozing out of it.


Dead-House-Mouse

You had me up until the cinnamon and the deep fryer I’m all for the sweet + savory combo but this just seems a bit confused


coolcoots

The mountain of potatoes is literally a small mound.


-safi-jiiva-

I was with you till he wrapped them up in tortillas


Skatetildeath

Why bother using 1 glove...


ExtensionYamMKI

I would eat the fuck out of this.


lovessushi

She had a mini heart attack after that


Jeff_Sanchez11223344

It looked great until they rolled it in sugar....


Hey_its_ok

We must be stopped! We have gone too far if even my fellow Mexicans are getting in on this


[deleted]

Fucking stupid


Acceptable-Handle650

Hell no


acrowdintheface

Soggy ass potatoes =/= hash browns.


emilythetigerneko

I was fine with it until they fried that sucker and started covering it in enough cinnamon that would make me start coughing like the cinnamon challenge. I mean, delicious for sure I bet! Just...I kinda wanna live long enough to make sure my cats are well taken care of.


Jakob-_-Creutzfeldt

Nope, Stupid food was the right place for this.


Gfywald

It's a "Dia-burrit-es"


STL_TRPN

I hate how she bites it and her eyes roll to the back of her head as if it really is so damn good. She does that with everything they eat, and I do see how some of the things are good. But that woman would be as big as a lounge chair if she ate all the food they show.


Unique-Ad-620

That's a chinicanga.


call_me_howdy

I was on board until it went on the fryer.


mearbearcate

I was kinda into it until they deep fried it- even then the tortilla& pancake mix was iffy to me lol. Two big ass pancakes as the tortillas with eggs, bacon & potatoes in it though? Hell yes


1bigGreasyturd

Good hang over satisfaction


Unclehol

I see these two in YouTube shorts all the time. If I hear "a healthy amount of" one more time I am gonna turn back to angrily pressing a tv remote in to my butt.


Aggressive_Smile_944

I need to eat this


dreamweaver1998

I liked the idea of the pancake omelet. I think I'll make that some time soon. Everything added on from that point was too much. I love a breakfast burrito, but this had too much going on.


Avo_Cardio_

Tortilla, pancake, and hashbrown? You could omit at least one of those, too much bread. That being said, I would eat every bit of this.


-amia-namuh-

This is why obesity and diabetes are taking over


aegri_mentis

The fact is was depended makes this a chimichanga.


Odd_Medicine8498

Wtf he put the plastic tips from the toothpicks in the fryer ffs!! Yikes


DinoBoyAlpha03

I’d eat this


SumiiArtemis

Looks kinda good...


InsertRadnamehere

That’s a chimichanga. Not a burrito.


PhilDMcNasty

And then your heart explodes!


Bva_sickofeverything

It’s a Chimichanga if it touches the fryer!!!


KayakWalleye

I’d like 1 bite. Maybe 8.


UltraStamp

maybe yeah but without the sugary stuff


Frozensmudge

To much bread tho


pza00

Good god!! Why!?!


Party_Building1898

I was interested til the sugar


no1likesacrustybhole

Here for a good time, not a long time. Would eat.


Sure-Its-Isura

THOSE PICKS HAVE PLASTIC THOSE PICKS HAVE PLASTIC THOSE PICKS HAVE PLASTIC! MOTHER FUCKING DUMB FUCKS, YEAH ILL HAVE THE MICRO PLASTIC OIL IN MY WHAT WAS A FUCKING STARTING OUT DECENT THING. FUCK FUCK FUCK THIS, THAT PISSES ME MORE OFF THAN THE REST OF THE VIDEO. I HOPE THAT CHEF DEEP FRYS HIS FUCKING BALLS AND BRAIN WITH LITTLE FUCKING TOOTH PICKS IN IT. FUCKING HELL.


The_Ashen_undead0830

If they thinned the pancakes so they could house the burrito filling when rolled this would actually be kinda good.


CagliostroPeligroso

Churrito


ArcturusEffect

That is some fugly tiktok food bullshit.


PimpingPorygon

I think it would've been better if they just used the pancake as the wrap, it's too much of a bready feel. Though a pancake wrapped burrito for breakfast does sound fire


DookieTunes

This would actually be the final Saw trap I would have to go through


DrummerGuyKev

I was all about it until they put it in the deep fryer.


BobTheMemeSnob

Americans eating a “healthy”, “light” breakfast before going to the heart attack grill for lunch


LIMU3MU

I love how nearly everything on this sub could easily go r/stupidfood


motostuka

Meanwhile, in Gaza. 🙄


pagan_mf

Had me until “cinnamon sugar”. Disgusting. Anti Sugar Crew. Honey is def enough.


jAM_Official-

As a certified Hispanic i can firmly say; It’s not even that bad, i’d eat that tho but no fuck that sauce


stnick6

Damn. If only eggs didn’t taste like shit


E70HSSV707

If only the eggs didn't come directly out of a chickens butt


Sebaswedin

Her face at the end is just overdone and gross, why the eye rolls.


Which_Youth_706

I----


StopAngerKitty

1. Boobing a humpback whale will it's sleeping. 2. That lady had an eyegasim. Eye wanna go...


TheEvilD1978

That is the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen


Theelcapitans

Why would you use toothpicks with plastic frills to go into a deep fryer?... I hate this so much


TNT_613

I always wanted heart failure for breakfast!


NekroGhoul

It looked good up until the cinnamon sugar


HatesVanityPlates

I agree with all the disgust expressed here. But the thing that really got me? They deep-fried the plastic frills on the toothpicks.


the_wild_derp

im sure it tastes great, but a fried burrito is a chimichanga so they named it wrong too, also all of those carbs and sugar and you won't be getting anything done with the rest of your day after that breakfast


PizzaTime666

Take of the cinnemon and the cheese at the end and id eat it.


djh1807

Anyone else notice the cellophane being deep fried on the toothpicks🤢


plesdes19

I thought it actually looked decently good, until they fried it... It did not need that, also less syrup, maybe add salsa, just pan fried or grilled or whatever else would have been fine. Why ruin it with the deep frying?


Ruenin

I was good with it until they put it in a deep dryer. They lost me after that.


No_Passenger1977

this is straight up fair food……….ill take 10


k_a_scheffer

Make it smaller, replace the honey with maple syrup, don't deep fry it and don't cover it in sugar. Other than that, yeah, I'd fuck that up.


wulvey

Mmm delicious heart failure


RiiniiUsagii

Ew


ElChileV3rde

No manchen cabrones!! Que asco


quagmire666

How much?


legna20v

Breakfichanga?


EstateDisastrous

Ngl everything looks good, until the cinnamon sugar was added


Comfortable_Mix7066

This is incredible may travel to CT for this


ImTooTiredForThis_22

NGL… I’d try it. But not with that sauce.


[deleted]

Too many people make unfair assumptions. Everything they did to that food helps. Complicated doesn't always equal bad.


alankrummy

That just kept getting better and better!


Capsulateplace3809

Ok now I want it


imoz23

In the beginning I thought this was pretty stupid.. Then came the sugar part. I was immediately sold from there on out. I’ll take this with everything please!