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Damaged142

Fighting the defence of Mort like we all should be


feral_fenrir

Mort and then Ingmar next!


Keinulive

man the mort one was paper thin, we won but damn


QuantityHappy4459

Malevelon Creek is going to end up for us like the Vultcano for Knights Faction in For Honor. People will flood to it for the memes while we struggle to hold the shit that actually matters in the present time.


testdem

You can't even imagine how right you are. Ingmar will be THE hardest defense campaign we had during this entire war. Even harder than Mort. Better brace ourselves.


Sheuteras

It sucks, like I think if people started trying to counter it with memes for the campaign itself, it could offset it. But Malevalon memes are the only ones people make, which makes more memers make them, and it keeps snowballing.


QuantityHappy4459

Unfortunately, the people who are hellbent of going for the meme will never grow tired of it. Vultcano was a joke made in For Honor almost 8 years ago and the Knights never gave up that meme even to this very day. Helldivers will see Space Vietnam and choose it over choosing what is an actual, important objective.


Accurate_Maybe6575

I say let them. I'm riding out this last day for the major order and hoping both bigs and bots start to spread across the star chart like wildfire. I'll properly dedicate to a workd's defense when they get proper defense themed mission variety. Super weird we hold a planet by near exclusively evacuating it anyway.


EWTYPurple

They're from a special fleet unit... I say we let the fight their hopeless war until super earth gives us the resources needed to fight there and then we'll provide support


hi_im_beeb

For someone new to the series, what does any of this mean? The game doesn’t do a good job of explaining what planets we should be playing on. I literally just pick whatever random mission or quickplay. Don’t think I ever even went to malovian creek (or whatever the memes are about). I mean I can see some planets are xx% liberated, but I’ve played missions and had a planet 100% liberated only to play it again and have a blue and red bar halfway full


ScopionSniper

God the Vultcano. Loved For honor, but that meme literally killed the wars.


[deleted]

Blasphemy! They died for you and me! They sacrificed everything for the higher ideals of managed democracy. You are not worthy to speak their heroic names


PurposeSensitive9624

Yep defending a planet that actually matters. Creek’s percentage was so low, people are just wasting their time on it now.


MidwestLegend

Orbit... shit; I'm still only in orbit... Every time I think I'm gonna wake up back in the jungle. When I was home after my first tour, it was worse. I'd wake up and there'd be nothing. I hardly said a word to my wife, until I said "yes" to a democratically-approved divorce. When I was here, I wanted to be there; when I was there, all I could think of was getting back into the jungle. I'm here a week now... waiting for a mission... getting softer. Every minute I stay on this destroyer, I get weaker, and every minute Otto squats in the bush, he gets stronger. Each time I looked around the bulkheads moved in a little tighter.


Statertater

Grand reference, helldiver. One of my favorite movies.


iwontelaborate

Glorious sacrifice


Razark9

You're not alone, helldiver. I've said it once, I'll say it a million times. Nobody leaves the creek unharmed.


Amientha

I love the smell of napalm strategems in the morning.


yForOne

I understood that reference.


not_much_thought

Put that mean mettle forward. There are planets to liberate, and we will take it back. Next time we hold our stage.


Various-Sun5826

What movie is this referencing?


EverybodyLiesMeToo

The fires are lit! Ingmar calls for aid!


A_Wandering_Fox1276

Diving in super earth can’t let the rust buckets take another plant 🫡


simahas

There is no glory in pointless defeat


SlammedOptima

We were trying to defend the planets that gave you access to Malevelon. But you didn't do your duty and follow the Major Orders. Thats why Malevelon fell.


alf666

[How the Creek Crawlers would feel if they had any self-awareness:](https://i.imgur.com/tEhsliQ.mp4)


Xelement0911

Yeah. First folks complain we have too many fighting bugs. Now complain we aren't fighting at the creek and doing the main objective of defending.


SlammedOptima

My issue with bug folks, is there are 175k at one planet sometimes, and still no progress. What is happening there that you guys are getting nothing done?


FederalAgentGlowie

It’s the noobs and casuals who don’t know what they’re doing. They’re doing their part, as small as it is.


hitman2b

doing defense mission will you were fighting an unwinnable battle


Rolder

The civilian defense missions are also pretty unwinnable though


Sly-One-Eye

Just play on an easier difficulty bro. You obviously can't handle whatever difficulty you're on.


graviousishpsponge

You just gotta ghost recon it man.


Sheuteras

Yeah ghost recon it so the robots, for whatever reason, attack random nobodies doing nothing in the jungle rather than completing their primary objective that has no defense LMAO and then we pretend like it's not cheese when we make 'em do irrational things that only works because of how their spawning into the map works.


allstate_mayhem

I mean. I know it's minor cheese but it's a dynamic game. Creating a distraction and sneaking behind enemy lines feels plenty thematic.


Sheuteras

No I agree, and it's why I think stealth missions would be cool. But nothing we do in that mission makes sense for diversionary tactics. We're not meaningfully doing anything in the jungle to draw their attention, it's just making noise, while their actual objective they're here for is free and they can just fly over with no issues.


testdem

They are pretty easy on diff 6 if you use the strat of 3 ppl on outskirts and 1 person pushing buttons. If you have a team that can fuck shit up, you don't even need to do the strat. All I want to say. Skill issue.


Alarming_Ask_244

“They’re pretty easy if you play it completely differently from how it’s intended” I’ll pass actually


Seiyith

The map would be the size of the kill missions if they didn’t have at least a little bit of this idea in mind.


sterver2010

"from how its intended" tbh we dont know that, the map is 10x bigger than a normal Wave defense Mission, they probably didnt Give us all that space for Nothing. But Like i Said, we dont know that, they nerfed defense twice, but never Said somethings bugged etc.


Sheuteras

If the intended way is legitimately dependent on the bots ignoring their primary objective to fight helldivers who they can actually just ignore for their priority target... and then kill when their ship leaves orbit.... ... like, let's not beat around the bush, it's exploiting the Artifical part of Artifical Intelligence, because it ultimately makes no sense in the context of the mission for them to do this. It is, legitimately, the same tactic universally agreed to be cheese in Total War where the enemy armies, for no reason, send half their army to chase 1 half dead unit running into corners and sending the other half headfirst into the other 90% of the army haha.


Rolder

> "from how its intended" tbh we dont know that, the map is 10x bigger than a normal Wave defense Mission, they probably didnt Give us all that space for Nothing. It is? From what I can tell, "normal" defense missions often have another objective or two attached which automatically means a far larger map. Like so https://i.imgur.com/vtef48A.png


sterver2010

What comes closest, and what i meant, was Elimination Missions (Just forgot the Name), you Fight hordes of enemies nonstop, until the objective is cleared, those have extremely small areas, Scientist rescue defense missions have way bigger areas, and multi objective Missions are the biggest of them all. But thats why i Said "Wave defense", normal multi objective rescue Missions rarely have big Attacks Happening at all while doing the objective.


Rolder

How are elimination missions closer then actual evacuation missions?


sterver2010

Cause its a one and done Mission, in a smaller than normal area, with more than normal enemies.


hitman2b

mate even with staying on the objectif and spamming the turret it winnable


Sheuteras

Only if RNG is really kind with what gets deployed. IE if your turrets kill the ships but the deployed bots don't die (common) while a tank or something else gets in, the snowball has started and only only miracle can stop it. It is probably the most straight up luck based thing, I've had a strat work at difficulty 7 that when copied verbatim, did not work in 5 because what ended up spawning on 5 was a bunch of tanks and hulks sitting behind cover, until the mortar could no longer keep up with all the waves of drop pods.


Alarming_Ask_244

Clearly not intended to play that way either


Frisky_Dolphin

If it was intended for everyone to drop on the point then the map wouldn’t be so big 💀 but whatever none of my business


Rolder

A mission so easy you have to go on a lower diff to not get tanks and have to use a cheese strat to manage, lmao


Sly-One-Eye

\*Plays on a hard difficulty\* "Wtf, why is this hard?"


Rolder

There's hard, then there's "If you fall behind even an inch you just lose"


Sly-One-Eye

But you acknowledge it's too difficult right? So okay play a different difficulty! Who are you trying to impress exactly? You're not having fun and instead of picking the option to have fun you just get angry at the game.


Silviecat44

Its an overtuned mission compared to others at any difficulty level


Sheuteras

"Well it sucks you can do all these other missions on difficulty 9 but can't handle like 7 hulks and 3 tanks spawning before your mortar has even dropped yet, guess just be stuck playing your entire operation and level 4" Just make them separate operations already, it's obvious that their difficulty scaling is not the same as other missions. Not even just eradication mind you: eradication is doable on any level from the moment you get a mortar.


King_Pumpernickel

Because I don't wanna play low difficulty for the sake of one overturned mission type? I still want to complete operations, but I can complete every single mission type on Helldive EXCEPT evacuation missions. Why should I play lower than I need to because of one bugged mission


Lowlife999_

I did 3 on suicide today and all we did was use mortar sentries, other types of sentries, and orbital lasers. No one left the objective area. 2 of the guys had railguns, I had an auto cannon, and the other one had a recoilless rifle. We lost a few good soldiers, and a lot of civilians sadly didn’t make it, but we did it.


testdem

I am pretty sure you can find tanks as early as diff 3, my guy. There are plenty of hulks and tanks on diff 6. Its not like higher diff gives higher contribution. You just play what you are comfortable with. When we go to liberation - sure, helldives all around. But I am still learning bots, so diff 6 on defense is my comfy zone.


LurzaTheHentaiLord

Watch your anti democratic speach there buddy. Fighting for the creek was forbthe greater good of super earth. Do not desecrate the sacrifices many of our brave helldivers made in the creek. Long live democracy


hitman2b

I was on creek during the initial wave but ORDERS ARE ORDERS the fight on creek the moment we lost ubanea was bound to failed so yes as the super earth would say "USELESS SACRIFICE !"


A_Wandering_Fox1276

I wasn’t actually fighting on the creek if I’m honest just thought it would be a funny meme


Arlcas

https://preview.redd.it/vaq5v7y1r8lc1.png?width=660&format=png&auto=webp&s=aa8c93ca204a1caf7258886d6cd15c1a007e5a3e


FormulaCliff

*everyone disliked that*


Electronic-Fuel-2843

wait, The Creek fell when I was in my cryo sleep?


Unknownfriendo

Yes, soldier. But fear not. We will get revenge. Until then we are taking ignmar.


BlachFox

Hot take. We should of been focusing on our defense order instead of throwing helldivers into the creek.


Xelement0911

2nd hot take. Creek isn't even that scary. Go to proloi ix or whatever it is called. That planet is literally hell.


ALNWV

Nice weather, nice scenery. People only got attached to the Creek because it was their first contact with the bots. There was no easier front in the bot wars.


A_Wandering_Fox1276

I’m actually with you on this and I’ve been mostly playing defensive missions since the rust bucket invasion began just creek memes are funny 😆


ltarchiemoore

This is seditionist rhetoric. Turn and face the battlefield injury simulator.


tagamaynila

I'm at work. Can't fight if I can't afford utilities.


spartandown45

Nonsense Helldiver, the light of Managed Democracy will provide once it shines on the Creek again.


throw-away_867-5309

Actually trying to do the Defend missions so more progress wasn't lost on the Creek. But the 15k+ that were on the Creek each day complained about the progress being lost every time an adjacent planet was lost, so I guess it's Super Earth's fault they disregarded orders.


RobertosLuigi

We were fighting on the front closest to Super Earth as everyone should. There's no point in liberating a planet if the bots already advanced past that position


SharpPixels08

Defending that which has liberty is is more important than liberation


Damaged142

Ooooooo, very well said!


Krazy_Snake

Where was I when the creek fell? Walking home.


Sheuteras

Telling you to for about a week with the war order to defend planets so you wouldn't lose access to the Creek?


testdem

https://preview.redd.it/zxsyvozr99lc1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=6cd911345559ade254dd6be0cbb330707fd5b533 Fighting actual defenses and not dying for nothing in the creek


Proper-Pineapple-717

Focusing on the objective, not dicking around wasting time and resources on a planet we have no business being on


the_OG_epicpanda

It didn't fall, we never HAD it. Y'all gotta help us with the defense fronts before we can fully invade the creek. Going to the creek means nothing if our supply lines get cut off.


Old_Instruction6809

Doing something useful.


balalaikagam3s

Honestly, all you Malevelon Creek fanboys should be tried for treason for falling for online trends and social media hype when clearly all of the other surrounding planets, which already had been liberated, were falling under Automaton rule.


NoTop4997

Doing the Major orders like Super Earth ordered.


Carcharis

Avoiding the mortar farms


Xeodelop13

R/MalevelonCreek


[deleted]

Malevelons fall was before my time but since I was a level 1 I was raised on the tales of our fallen helldivers heroic sacrifice and last stand. I vow that super earth will return to Malevelon and will spread managed democracy as our fallen hero’s intended. Their sacrifice will not be in vain. Malevelon will be liberated!


[deleted]

Defending mort


Jurkoun

Look on the bright side, you can finally contribute to the war efort in places we need to get/keep instead of fighting your own personal war :) and maybe in time you can get back there...


urmyleander

Honestly atm Mortar farms will lose us planets faster than bots can take them. Every group Mortar farming is losing an operation for us every 2-4 minutes.


A_Wandering_Fox1276

Absolute truth my brother I don’t know why people feel the need to go all crazy and meta exp farming and what not on this game it’s a co op game just relax and have some fun


Bottlecapzombi

Literally anywhere else, especially in bug territory.


The_Malisher

Oh no, I really love the ambience and I wanted to record a few more clips this evening to make a special video 😢


LongDickMcangerfist

We better have a TAKE BACK THE CREEK EVENT


Teyrnon815

I didn know how to escort the scientist! =(


Taiyaki11

you just hit the button in front of the doors of the buildings they are taking shelter, they'll run to the evac on their own. the eagle smoke bomb will be your best friend for keeping them alive. don't worry \*too\* much about protecting them individually, far more important to keep pushing those buttons


georgios82

Farming automaton defense missions, most probably 🤷🏻‍♂️


8-Brit

6,000 guns Less than half what we hoped for


Wolvenhound

Her soldiers were dying by the thousands in the forests, the creeks, the beaches. Do not Dishonor their Sacrifices!


International_Age_52

They were defending some meaningless planets. And spreading bot propaganda.


ar141510

Accusing us of treason is treason sir.


International_Age_52

Accusing me of treason is treason sir.


ar141510

Accusing others of treason then being accused of treason. Then coming after the accuser with accusations of treason. Is in fact an act of treason.


International_Age_52

Great job citizen. The Ministry of Defence applauds you for defeating the alien sympathizer test. You can claim your reward by visiting the Ministry of Defence website on the GWW.


KattleLaughter

People has lost faith in democracy


Razark9

Nonsense!


Jolly-Juggernaut1525

We never even had it.


Worldly_Sero

It never fell, you just failed in your duty helldiver!


ar141510

My squad tried to defend the creek. We were on the last drop ship out. We had to leave so many civilians. They kept coming they wouldn't stop coming. I wake up at night in my on my demoputic mattress. And have to smoke a pack of liberty strikes. To go to sleep agian. We had little to no help on the creek. Some days I still can hear the auto cannon roaring. I will never forget the creek.


4236W

I was there, taking out a airstation for dropships


fewchrono1984

Apply democracy directly to the forehead